Pattaya Reports

[JamesRider]

Your budget is 2000 baht for what? A day? For ST? LT? For sex and meals?

Forget the gogos and forget the body massage too (I think all body massage in Pattaya cost more than 2000 baht, correct me if I'm wrong).

You can hit soi6, soi honey, soi chaiyapoon, WS disco (but not drink too much or you will exceed the budget) and all small G clubs around town for one ST. Beach road is the best bet for you if you want more than one girl a day.

You're wrong. I got a 3 hour massage + rimming and BJ for 1500. Very nice it was too. I had softened her up on TF first though.

[Java Man]

Looks like the Bangkok BIB are in town. They shut down Walking street at 3 a the last few days.

[Pawar1234]

ThatGuy68, Pawar1234 and WankerBoy, sent some info. To you guys via PM a couple of days back. So, check your inbox. New at this PM thing and wasn't sure whether it got delivered. So, let me know.

Thanks.

Thanks buddy. Got it.

[MonkeyPaw]

I will be visiting Pattaya in next month. This will be my first visit.

What is the safest place to monger.

My budget is 2000 Bhat.

Please help.

Go find the darkest and filthiest alley near Third Road after midnight. Your 2000 baht budget will get you plenty of action. They might not have teeth, hair, or even be human. But at least it's something to poke on at night.

[MonkeyPaw]

To answer those looking for where are the best ladies before 8 pm, I think it would be Baccara. Baccara opens at 7:30, but only 5-6 decent lookers at the time, maybe a few more. If you are able to find a girl by the name of Piano there #110, she is the probably the hottest girl in the club. Taller for a Thai girl, has long blonde hair (now), slim with nice ass, 400 CC silicone boobs (DD) and tattoos on her body. Her body and face combine are about a 9/10 for a Thai Go Go bar girl. But be careful, she has type and doesn't go with all customers. I've taken her about 5 times and have stretched all limits with her, and all being LT experiences. But that's because her and I have an understanding on what our relationship is. For me she is great in bed and does everything I want. She works off and on, so if she is there, she will be gone before 10:00 I think. Another girl that is nice as well is Ana #108. She is also picky with her customers. Ana will flat out reject a drink if she doesn't like the way you look. But sometimes to avoid dancing and wait for their appointments (bookings made ahead of time), these girls will sit with you for drinks. Those who have had sex with #108 and #110 should consider themselves lucky when it comes to Walking Street girls. Those who have access to their LINE and Facebook, are legends in my book.

Girls flock in at 8:00,9:00, and 10:00. By 10:30 all the girls will be at full force, but you probably will not find a seat. Come early, and watch them trickle in to work. Palace is okay by 8:30 and so is Sapphire, Sensations, Happy, and Fahrenheit.

[Christian G]

I will be visiting Pattaya in next month. This will be my first visit.
What is the safest place to monger.
My budget is 2000 Bhat.
Please help.

Your budget is 2000 baht for what? A day? For ST? LT? For sex and meals?

Forget the gogos and forget the body massage too (I think all body massage in Pattaya cost more than 2000 baht, correct me if I'm wrong).

You can hit soi6, soi honey, soi chaiyapoon, WS disco (but not drink too much or you will exceed the budget) and all small G clubs around town for one ST. Beach road is the best bet for you if you want more than one girl a day.

[MonkeyPaw]

My last night in Pattaya was spent bouncing from bar to bar on Walking Street. It was a Monday, so talent level was lower than usual. I also wanted to avoid bars where I've barfined tons of girls because I then become a drink magnet for the entire bar. Walking Street can be very aggressive for ladies drinks. And if you have a history with these girls, it can spell trouble in the wallet. For those who don't know, many bars offer girls a 10 day contract salary. If a coyote gets 45,50, 60, or 65 drinks, depending on the bar, in just 10 days, she will get a 10,000-12,000 baht salary. Models generally get 12-16,000 baht per 10 days depending on which bar. So basically 4.5 - 6.5 drinks a night depending on which bar. Baccara is the only bar that I know of that doesn't do this. The girls get barfined plenty, so they are happy with 50 baht per drink and whatever salary they get additional for showing up. This will explain why some girls rarely work and don't go with customers. It's because they hit their quota in 2-3 days and then take off the rest of the time. Also this information is useful in barfining a girl that is hesitant to go. For example, if it's the girl's 10th day and she need 5 drinks to make her 10,000. Good luck on getting her to go with you. She's better off staying to make her quota. This is why I often ask girls how many drinks they have tonight? If they say 1. I say I will buy you 4 drinks and then can I barfine you? That way your quota is met for tonight.

Anyways I found myself at Fahrenheit. It was a poor line up. There were two girls that I previously had been with and a newer model that I hadn't, as the only thing I would have grabbed. The newer model #622 was cute in the face and had a slim natural body with firm tits. I've seen her before somewhere but wasn't sure. I asked mamasan if I had barfined her before and her response was she couldn't remember because I had taken so many girls there. So we decided just to ask her. #622 told mamasan "no," so I called her over. I made a mistake awhile back of barfining the same girl because of my poor memory. The girl had cut her hair short and I didn't recognize her. She was so so in bed and the whole time we sat and chatted the second time at the bar, she pretended not to know me. It was only until we were in the room and she was riding on top of me, she said "Why you not remember me?" I said we went before? She said yes about a year ago. I said "why you not tell me?" She said because I know you not take me again. Horrible.

Anyways back to #622. She was happy I chose her and told me she was scared to talk to me. I asked why? And she said because from my looks that I probably had a girl or two at this bar already (haha more like 14 that she doesn't know) and she didn't want trouble because she was new. I told her "no lady has me. " Long story short 1500 barfine and 3000 plus 200 tip for the girl. Bought her 5 consecutive drinks for her to meet her quota and tipped mamasan 100. In the room she was champ, and ended with BBBJ CIM. Her English is good for a Thai go go bar dancer. She says she doesn't go with all customers so YMMV. Don't get mad at me if results are not the same. Now I'm off to Vietnam.

[Goatscrot]

Vicky not do anal sex. If you want a good 3 holers choose Gem.

Exactly the type of stats we need to see on gals from all shops.

[ThereForYou]

I will be visiting Pattaya in next month. This will be my first visit.

What is the safest place to monger.

My budget is 2000 Bhat.

Please help.

[Anon Mous]

ThatGuy68, Pawar1234 and WankerBoy, sent some info. To you guys via PM a couple of days back. So, check your inbox. New at this PM thing and wasn't sure whether it got delivered. So, let me know.

Thanks.

[Christian G]

I am happy you posted this. I am going to be in Pattaya in 10 days time and devils Den is on my to do list. I am planning on a 2 hour session the cost from their website being 4800. I think Vicky was on my preferred list due to the fact that she does anal. Did you pick both girls or pick one and allow her to choose the other? It's not cheap but to experience a threesome with PSE it is ok but to justify the cost I know that for the same amount of money I can't get a decent P4 P where I live for 1 hour so 2 girls for 2 hours seems like a bargain. Can you recommend a good blow job bar near kittens because that will be my first stop when I land to clear the pipes.

Thanks Rob.

Vicky not do anal sex. If you want a good 3 holers choose Gem.

[Dart13]

I am happy you posted this. I am going to be in Pattaya in 10 days time and devils Den is on my to do list. I am planning on a 2 hour session the cost from their website being 4800. I think Vicky was on my preferred list due to the fact that she does anal. Did you pick both girls or pick one and allow her to choose the other? It's not cheap but to experience a threesome with PSE it is ok but to justify the cost I know that for the same amount of money I can't get a decent P4 P where I live for 1 hour so 2 girls for 2 hours seems like a bargain. Can you recommend a good blow job bar near kittens because that will be my first stop when I land to clear the pipes.

Thanks Rob.

Hmm, are you sure she does anal? She was definitely to the left of the yellow line when I was there, both of them were in fact, which means no anal. I didn't remember their names at the time, but after reviewing the photos on the website I'm quite sure it was Vicky. Maybe she wasn't up to anal on that day! I picked both girls myself (again the papasan guy told its perfectly fine to do it that way). There were some really not that pretty women in the lineup, so I didn't want to end up with some of them. I'd certainly advise to have a look at the lineup in person, rather than booking someone ahead of time. Good luck and enjoy your trip!

Um. Had some great sessions in K-Pressure.

I think I was really unlucky with the choice of the girl there.

[Banana Boi]

Tonight I check out the list Banana boi mentioned for lookers. I will report back. Hopefully my reports are helpful. Still learning a little bit.

The order you go to these clubs is VERY important. I did not list the clubs in chronological order. I'm finding many clubs are opening later and later with some not opening now until 8:30 pm and girls still drifting in after 9 pm. Also, the new disturbing trend I have been noticing is anyone decent has been barfined by around 10:30 or 11 pm. I hate high season!

Someone else can correct me but the only half decent options before 8 pm now are Windmill at 7 pm (all girls there but not the best lookers), Happy and Baccara have about half their girls there before 8 pm, and Sensations is ok at 8 pm. Are there other good options before 8 pm?

[Christian G]

We don't read much about Soi Post Office (Soi 13/2) and Soi Yamato (Soi 13/1) on here. I've seen the odd cute girl on both streets over the years but have never tried any out. I asked pricing from one once at Home Massage and was quoted a ridiculous amount (no, it wasn't because she wasn't interested in me since she ran to the other side of the soi to get me). After that, I never bothered asking. Anyone else have good or bad experiences on the many shops on both sois?

I was quoted with a ridiculous amount too at massage shops in soi 13/2 a couple of times, this has happened some times ago. In soi 13/2 have Little Hole Bar, is a short time bar with crappy rooms and the prices are equal to soi6.

[ThatGuy68]

Started my evening out at LK metro to give it another try. First stop was sugar sugar agogo at about 8 pm. The atmosphere was pretty boring. I was one of two customers. I made it through until second round of damcers which seemed to be the higher prices models. But only two would have been a choice for me. I like the younger petite ladies normally. I bought the best one a drink and she had to dance soon there after. I made my exit as it was nothing I could live without.

Next stop was paradise agogo. At first glance I almost did a you-turn. But then I seen one lady that wasn't dancing at the time that really caught my eye. So I went for a beer. Her name was soi. Was only in Paradise for 4 days. 20 years old and petite. Best dancer in the place. The good dancers always get me. She was too sexy to pass up so I talked to mamasan. This was a first for me but she talked me into holding her for 1000 baht. Then come back after midnight for her and be cheaper. Maybe buying mamasan a drink paid off yet again?

I moved on to koas gogo. Had some really old ladies in there. Only lookers were taken by this time. One beer and I exited.

Stuck my head in ninja agogo but decided to check out papagayo due to advice from a fellow mongerer. It was 11 pm or so and nothing caught my eye. I believe it was said to go early. So I will try on another night. I ended up going to windmill for a hour and half of fun before returning for my lady at paradise.

My lady from paradise was great. We went out and partied. She drank too much. But the deeds were still done. BBBJ to BBFS. After problems with BBFS last trip I said I wouldn't do this but I was drunk also and it was done before it even registered what occurred. Had a little bit of symptom this morning (4 days later). Bit worried. Think I visit clinic. Seems same problem as last time that's just beginning. Probably a reason most here talk to bad about BBFS. Dur dur.

Took off for 3 days to go to Hua Hin with a lady I met last trip. Very very boring even with lady. I'd never go without lady. Nothing I saw of interest.

Tonight I check out the list Banana boi mentioned for lookers. I will report back. Hopefully my reports are helpful. Still learning a little bit.