Berlin

**Nooky Ninja** · 10-27-15 21:09

Originally Posted by Eszpresszo [View Original Post]

I had made contact with Katrin (or Kati) shortly after creating a profile on Kaufmich.com.

Nice story, Ninja put in Report of Distinction (Germany) - good to see how things really works and why is Berlin, City of Shame, so great.

**Eszpresszo** · 10-27-15 16:09

I had made contact with Katrin (or Kati) shortly after creating a profile on Kaufmich.com.

http://www.kaufmich.com/Sexylady29

I think she had seen that I had visited her profile page and shot back an message promptly using the site's messaging feature: Translated it read: "Hello, you've visited my degree. Thank you for your interest. We can also meet. When did you have time? I'm open to very much, I'm french pure, but GM and anal with only protection. " A motivated seller to be sure? A sales professional would notice how she "asks for the sale", when she asks "When do you have time?" (Note: my Google Chrome Translation. Her English is excellent). Not long afterwards I visited her profile again and she again shot me an email: "Hello and today time? You've visited again Profile. Very nice of you. " Again, she asks for the sale.

I put her on my favorite list, that is offered to registered Kaufmich users. So, I shot her another message, the day after I arrived and had recovered from my jetlag. I asked when she was available, she responded that she was flexible and could meet me that day. I tried to give a call using the number on the website (near the top left of the profile). I got a voicemail and left a message. Later she shot me another message indicating she was busy with a customer when I called, but agreed to a 2 PM appointment and gave me her address, which she is described as being only a five minute walk from Alexanderplatz. In fact, it wasn't even that far. I scoped out the building on Google Maps and noticed a McDonalds at the address. Google maps works great for locating things in Germany and you can spot landmarks to get you to the door.

The building was your typical East German communist era block of flats with retail space on the bottom. The place had gotten a facelift and had chain stores on the street level, but I found the door located under the street number she gave me. I called her up on my cell, she told me to enter the code so she could buzz me up, when then I noticed the door was slightly ajar open and walked inside and caught the elevator to the first floor. Now the next part is PRACTICAL INFO. So pardon the detail, but in the DDR (East Germany), they did things half ass in a lot of strange ways. That includes making elevators that don't stop on every floor of the building. Mind you, I was staying in a "Plattenbau", which had 8 levels above the ground floor, but the elevator only stopped on the fourth and seventh floors. You had to take the stairs up or down from either of those floors or the ground floor. Katrin's place had a set of elevators that stopped BETWEEN every other floor. Once you stepped off the elevator and out into the corridor, you get to walk half a flight of stairs up or down to get to a landing where you can access the door to the apartment. I don't know the logic behind this but I never understood the appeal of communism, either. Again, this is practical info, for those venturing to this part of the world.

Stopping on the first floor (I stepped out and saw nothing. Nada. Confused, I hit the elevator button that said 2 and when it opened, I looked out and saw her at the end of the corridor. Red, curly hair, pulled back on top with a hair clip and black plastic nerdy glasses, she looked like the cute but nerdy neighbor girl. She was heavier than appeared in the photos, bordering on plump, but still pleasant to look at. She wore a light blue skirt, and high heels that made her seem ever more taller than she was. But, what stood out was the black, sleeveless t-shirt she word, with the ENGLISH words written, stacked vertically on top of each other, "I. DON'T. CARE. WHAT. YOU. THINK. I would later realize this unattractive outfit was merely something to wear when she walked out into the corridor but the message on the shirt had a purpose. She greeted me with a smile and gave me a hug and kiss when I approached her, before leading me down half a flight of stairs to her crib. Once inside, she took my jacket and hung it up and directed me to the bathroom in case I needed to p*ss. I made a point of washing my hands in the bathroom sink with warm water, so to make sure they were warm (it was chilly outside and so were my hands) but also to show her they were clean. She directed me to her bedroom, which was a pleasant but sparsely appointed place with a bed on a low frame, next to a table and chair. The only thing missing was a dresser or drawers covered in girly crap. This place was a place to f*ck.

Katrin directed me to sit down and asked if I wanted coffee, tea, water or Coke. I asked for a Coke and she brought me one, as I was actually quite thirsty by then. (This is standard procedure, as I found out). She sat on the bed and started talking about herself, and her life. Half Polish and half German, she grew up in Poland and Germay. Studied political science and languages at the University. Spoke six languages including French, Italian, Polish, Russian, German and English as I recall. Then she quizzed me about my life and quickly extracted the details from me. Formerly engaged to a Polish girl, but married a Hungarian instead, father of two kids, only to be divorced recently. She even made a verbal analysis and commentary on the failure of my marriage and confirmed her Germanic intellectual streak. Even if her assumptions were wrong, I found it charming though, I used to find that stuff annoying.

At that point she invited me to undress and excused herself to "go peepee". I undressed, left the 80 Euros on the table, and reclined on her bed. When she came back in she was only wearing her top, and whatever red pubes she had were shaved clean off. She picked up the 80 Euros and said, "So you want the full hour, yes? She disappeared with the money and when she returned she was already pulling off the top and was naked by the time she hit the bed next to me. I wasn't sure where to start, but she gave me a deep tongue kiss and we were off to the races. Shit! I thought you had to pay extra for French kissing. We were kissing like teenagers for about 10 minutes at least, before I decided to check out the rest of the body. I told her I loved redheads and asked why she shaved her lovely red pubic hair. Her response was that "Not everybody likes it though, and I actually like it shaved. But, you can still eat my p*ssy. " So I did. After ten minutes of that she rolled me over and began to give me a gentle suck. It became obvious that she wasn't going to make me come that way, but I let her do her thing for a while. Then she pulled out a rubber out of nowhere, and rolled it on my cock very carefully and with great attention. Then she said, "Now. You can. F*ck me. " While I was debating in my head what position I wanted, she said "Because I like dogs. My favorite position is doggy" and was on her hands and knees before I knew it. I wasn't about to argue with her, either. Her ass was broad, but not saggy and no sign of cellulite or stretch marks. While she didn't lube herself or my see*ck, I slid in quite easily and started pumping her as deep as I could get into her, until the sound of our flesh slapping together was audible. My wife used to whine when I did that to her, complaining how it hurt. But, Katrin made no complaint as I blew my load amd continued pumping her slowly until I was totally sapped. After I rolled off, she got up and came back with some Kleenex, carefully removed the rubber off of me, and then took another tissued to wipe down my see*ck. She then excused herself to "go peepee" again, but asked if I wanted a massage now. A massage? We weren't talking extra money so I said yeah.

She came back with a bottle of Nivea skin creme and had me roll over on my stomach and gave me a massage from head to toe. Then she turned me over and started working my face on down and asked what happened between me and my Polish girlfriend. I told her it was about religion. My girlfriend was a devout Catholic and I an agnostic. My fiance had thought Pope John Paul was the greatest man to ever walk the earth. That prompted Katrin to go into her opinion about the papacy. Ratzinger was the better pope she said, though John Paul was more widely loved. She opined that if you lack the power to institute change in the Holy See, you can't do have that much impact. And so it went. Her feelings on the Catholic Church and its inner politics as she was giving me a massage. And yes we were having this conversation. It was mentally stimulating conversation but not what you expect from an escort that is busy servicing you.

After she finished massaging my front side, she got up and asked if I wanted something to drink. I asked for another coke and she brought it to me, having dressed herself again and directed me to used the bathroom and have a shower before I left. Actually, I had just showered earlier and declined. I am pretty sure it was well over an hour since I walked in, and decided not to wear out my welcome. I put on my clothes, she handed me my jacket and said she would need to walk me out. It would be the "Walk of Shame".

We walked up the half-flight to the elevator corridor as a cute blonde teeny popped down the other staircase and was visibly taken back by out presence. She quickly punched the down elevator button, and stood there trying not to stare at us, though I could tell she wanted to. Next thing I hear a few female voices chattering in German and two middle-aged crones come around the corner and sort of freeze up at the sight of Katrin and I. Next thing you an old crone walks around the corner and does the same thing. Four of the residents of this place, standing with the local working girl and her trick, trying to pretend they don't notice. Then I notice Katrin is standing there totally non-plussed and those words on her shirt seem to be screaming "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!" The elevator door opens and the three generations of offended girls scurry inside, while I wait at the door of the next elevator which is coming down. Katrin gestures to the open door and says "You can use that one" in loud English. Not wanting to argue with my hostess, I pop into this small and now crammed elevator, wondering if I still smelt like Katrin's pussy. It was the longest elevator ride that ever went the shortest distance. Once on the ground floor, my female fellow passengers disappeared and I headed out onto the street, feeling like a prince. Katrin sent me a few messages later on Kaufmich, asking when I had time for another appointment. She also messaged me a different phone number to use. Talk about Customer Relations Management! F*ck you, Salesforce!

Service? Four Stars. Value? Five Stars. Girl Friend Experience? Four Stars (because no wh*re will likely ever be your girlfriend) For the price of admission to Artemis I got over an hour of bodily attention and intelligent conversation. Looking for a dumb wh*re? Look elsewhere.

**Nooky Ninja** · 10-27-15 11:23

Originally Posted by NemanLion [View Original Post]

this is what I can add to the bordelle scene in Berlin. Firstly, there are a dime a dozen. Around the whole city. Intimberlin. De is a good start to locate them, their costs and timings based on where you are staying.

Website is http://www.berlinintim.de/.

KD not high end. Just good middle. Of course opinion yours but many like. Others you missed Royal, Prestige, van Kampen, Ginas Tango. See Charley123 Berlin FAQ here and Bobo Berlin Bordello threads in http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...many-Brothels..

**Nooky Ninja** · 10-27-15 11:15

Originally Posted by Eszpresszo [View Original Post]

Ten days in Berlin helped me get a handle on the city. By no means am I an expert on the town but I did pick up some good practical info to share. But the main takeaway I got from my trip is that Berlin is a monger's paradise

Esz-nice report, useful for newbies and people who don"t know city. Thanks.

**Nooky Ninja** · 10-26-15 23:39

Ninja make visit to kind of new apartment bordello, Salon de Luxe http://deluxeberlin.de/.

Was old Severitas but changed. Fixed up and no dungeon. Corner KuDamm and Uhlandstr-good location. Saw Yves busty with ballet body, nice time. Good prices-kiss, BBBJ, 45 min 100 Eur. Then Ninja went cross street to BMW and then Tesla showroom to see cars he never buy.

**NemanLion** · 10-26-15 21:15

So, further to my report on Artemis, this is what I can add to the bordelle scene in Berlin.

Firstly, there are a dime a dozen. Around the whole city. Intimberlin. De is a good start to locate them, their costs and timings based on where you are staying.

1. Karlsruher. Average place, decent line up. 50 E for a 30 min. Not the worst of rooms and average service. One of the first I sampled.

2. Kamila dee. Overhyped in my opinion but had it on my todo list after all the reviews here. At 80 e for 30 min, overpriced? (Artemis is 60 E for 30 min once you paid the 80 to get in). Went there looking for stella or Juliette (who was on as per their schedule) but didn't find either. Checked out the other talent from the 6 girls but held back thinking ill try for juliette again. Never got around to it. Definitely a more upmarket place.

3. Europasalon. Was near my hotel so pranced over to check it out. Dodgy small place. Was let to a room where there was hardly any place to stand. Thankfully all girls were busy and was told I can wait 10 minutes. Made an excuse to go grab a bite. Didn't come back. Cheap place. No idea of theor line up.

4. Sex in the city: again close to my hotel so checked it out. Nothing impressive in the LU despite some amazing talent on their site.

5. Liberty: the GEM. Again very close to my hotel and managed 4 trips there at 30 min for 60 E. Very great service, up market finishings. Good line up everytime. On the 3rd time, barely made it as it was closing up. Got my girl and had a great time. Chit chat later and we actually bonded. Had to leave because mamasan had to lock up. Took a shot in the dark and asked the girl to join me for a bite at the turkish shop a few shops down and she said yes! Spent a nice hour eating kebap and chatting. She's a professional in my allied field and does this for fun! Explains her great service. Agreed to meet for same in my hotel for 100 E, echanged numbers and intermittently chatted late into night and next day but sadly meeting got cancelled as she could only come in earlier. And I couldn't see her till later.

6. Aston. Again a few bus stops from the hotel and open late (liberty closes at 11). Lower end place but had a decent line up. Amazing 30 min with a wild romanian called Maja. Were enjoying a nice postprandial chat when there was a knock on the door at about 40 min. Time for elvis to leave the building. A good value for money place for a late night adventure for sure.

Overall most bordelles are good. Advantage is they offer a 20 min quickie. 30 min I session or a relaxed 60 min with 2 sessions. They all have a line up and you can choose from given they come in, say Hi I'm XXX and out. Only at liberty did I feel there was actually a bit of time, then after you choose a girl, you can discuss extras etc BEFORE you go in the room, AFTER you have paid.

Personally I think the advantage of the Bordelles is that they want you back, so at least they try and give you better service.

At a place like Artemis, they know the regulars, so if you not a regular face, its all down to getting you in the room and get the process over while saving themselves for the next punter.

In addition, don't know if it qualifies as a Bordelle. Went to an erotic massage place across from my hotel. 60 E for a 30 min session of the most mediocre massage. Was simply putting oil to my skin and rubbing it. Did use her body. She was hot so I asked her about option of FH and said its 70 E extra but with a condom. Which she didn't have, and I don't walk with! But managed to convince hert to come to my hotel across the road, got her number and did her after her shift at 11 pm for 70 E for like 45 min as she had to catch the bus by midnight. That was worth it! So keep that in mind, most women are receptive to the idea of hotel service especially when you put it as they can keep all the money and not share part with the house!

More on 'independents" and the kaufmich ladies later.

**Eszpresszo** · 10-26-15 17:40

Sitting on the plane home and starting on my trip report while the memories are still fresh in my mind. Ten days in Berlin helped me get a handle on the city. By no means am I an expert on the town but I did pick up some good practical info to share. But the main takeaway I got from my trip is that Berlin is a monger's paradise for those who prefer Bordellos and escorts over the FKK and Pauschal clubs.

Okay, so I wanted to start out this trip report with a review of the wonderful girls I met through kaufmich.com. However, I should start with a rundown on how that website works. You will need to register to get the important benefits offered, but you will not need to buy a premium membership (I didn't) though some may find the perks worthwhile. Registration is easy enough with kaufmich, though I admit some advantage as I speak some German. But using the translator feature in Chrome is simple enough.

Shortly after registering I learned how to use the "Detailesuch" (detailed search) feature to screen for race, age, and price, not to mention things like hair color, weight, height, breast size, body type and services offered.

NOTE: if you are looking for outcall, the options for each model are listed under the "Treffpunkt" (meeting point) tab. If the girl received visitors ("Empfngt") , as many visitors do, she will noe the Treffpunkt as "Bei Mir" (with me, literally). If she offers outcall ("Besuch", literally, to visit), her profile will list "Bei Dir" (with you, literally). When using the detailed search feature for the "Treffpunkt" it is important to use the escort's perspective. If you want to visit the girl at her place, use the option for "Bei Mir" (With Me) and vice-versa for outcall. It sounds strange but that's how the search feature works. Again, use the girl's perspective, not yours, when selecting the meeting place.

Its also important to COMPLETELY READ the girls profile and details. Its very common for the girl to make a note of that, as it seems to be be a point of exasperation for some girls. So READ the profile, as it is there to clarify what is provided and to prevent any unpleasant misunderstandings. TABOOS ("tabu") are usually noted very prominently. If they say they don't do it, then don't bother asking. There is also a minority of girls who don't offer normal sexual services. There are some girls there who will offer a massage and a "happy ending". Others only offer kinks where you are on the receiving end of humiliation (I. E. Doms) and won't provide the usual sexual services such as intimate body contact. A few only offer oral sex (Oral Verkehr). You can find a girl who will do whatever you want (with the exception of AO, which is rare). Just read the description carefully. If the verbiage on their profile comes off as stern, or unfriendly, don't be put off. Its just their way of laying down the rules, and don't expect to them to divert from them. If you have questions use the message feature - "Nachricht". If they are interested in a date with you, they will respond. Even if they can't accommodate your needs, a good girl will sent a polite response. If they don't respond, look elsewhere as your other choices are plentiful.

Also be sure to check out the reviews of the girls from other members under the title "Erfahrungsberichte". Some girls will have few if any reviews. Best avoid those if you are new here and stick to the girls with lots of good reviews. It worked for me. Again the translation feature on Chrome works well here. Some girls with few reviews may also have very negative ones. Generally, most reviews are quite positive, which I initially found suspicious but in the end, these positive reviews jibed with my experience.

One you start looking at girls profiles, expect them to be looking back at yours. They can see who has been checking them out. Don't be surprised if you get smilies, flirtatious messages. The two girls I hooked up with sent me multiple, friendly messages inviting me to make an appointment (Termin) with them. After my appointment they followed up with an invitation for another session, explaining that they enjoyed the hour they had spent with me. (NOTE: Your mileage may vary) One young thing, who I did not meet up with, sent me this message (dodgy translation courtesy of Chrome):

"Hi If I was ever at your profile I can tell you also leave a message. I am yet to Saturday, 10.10 to 22 o'clock in Berlin visiting I'll be near Niederkirchnerstr. Maybe you've lusst me sweet 18 j times to meet I'm VERY VERY much with. Tabu is with me ANAL! Otherwise, you can really make a lot with me. I'm just Std meeting (150) less than 1 hour doing nothing. In the hours you can inject 1-2-3-4 times without bubbles is, kissing. For 50 more you can do with me a video, I swallow your sperm, Facials. Everything you can do with me. I just will not let up the ass. As I said my only thing I do not do anal. Otherwise, I'm open to anything If you see me coming, you see that I'm 18 j. Not like others here, the one thing before achen. Only as much more when I buy cigarettes I'm still asked for my ID! That is to say what I do not send out or images! Dates am I doing out here. And your cell phone number you need me then I leave you so the address must send. There is no PUFF! Is private! (Hotel)".

Okay, so do you get the idea that she doesn't like being f*cked in the butt? Its also worth noting that she says she is 18 years old, but she had been active on the site for well over a years. So was she really lying about her age, or did she start wh*ring before she she was 18? I don't know, but her profile is no longer available on Kaufmich. I understand if there is an issue of credibility Kaufmich will disable a user's profile. But, the girls can also disable their profile when they are going out of town or otherwise unavailable.

Please note that price doesn't seem to correlate with your experience when you make a date with these girls. Both the girls I hooked up with charged me less than 100 Euros for an hour long session and the sex was awesome in both cases (better than my girlfriend, though your mileage my vary) I am not sure I would have had better experiences by paying twice as much. Another thing to note is that some girls may ask a premium for their services even if they don't look that attractive to you. These include girls who are fat, older or who only offer a limited range of services. Still, some of these get numerous positive reviews despite not appearing to have that much to offer. Of course, it is no surprise that the youngest girls go for a premium, but also the girls who show their face on the site also tend to charge more. Girls who don't show their face, tend to go at a lower rate. And no, don't ask them to send a picture of their face. These girls value their privacy and this is often a double life they lead (or at least that is what they claim) away from their role as a professional with a career or a housewife who needs some extra fun and some pocket change.

One final note: in modern Germany, transsexuals are often marketed along with normal, real women. So when you use the Detailsuch feature, be sure to mark "Weiblich" (feminine) as opposed to "Transsexuall", so you don't get any unpleasant surprises. As another cautionary note, some bordellos appear to be prominently offering trannies in their line up on their websites. Again, caveat emptor! And on that topic I will say no more.

**Eszpresszo** · 10-26-15 15:00