Pattaya Reports

[Love Palace]

I am back in Pattaya for a week before home to US. I tried Kinnaree last time I was here and want to try again. Would a threesome work there? Just pick a girl and have her pick another? It seems an inexpensive way to go.

Thank you for any advice?

It is perhaps the most inexpensive place to have a threesome. Tried Nok, Jane and Narin. But let them choose the other girl. You pay room charge x 2 using one room. Total damage about 3500 with 5 ladies drinks.

[LittleBigMan]

Typo. 10 Baht. However, no one seemed too concerned about defacing it, as evidently someone got to it before Nana and Kaew.

I seen this before, even seen bank tellers marking bills when they count them. You can buy cartoon type bills that look like real at local night food markets.

[Horatio]

You know how girls try to pull you into their bar. On soi 6 tonight some woman put her arms around me in a bear hug, trapping my arms to my body and started pushing me backwards to her bar. I thought she was going to topple me over before I got my balance and got loose.

I head for Bangkok tommorrow and back to usa on Saturday. I probably won't be back until 2020.

[Blanquiceleste]

Good catch.

Luckily not real currency since it is a serious offence to deface Thai money.

So they have fake currency notes in Windmill? I have been inside just once (last year) and that was a whistle stop tour of Level 2 and out. I think I stayed for 1 beer. Did not see any fake currency then.

Fake currency would be a real serious offence in Thailand, a potential case for lese majeste?

[Blanquiceleste]

Do you believe MonkeyPaw really paid a visit to Windmill?

Why would I not? If you notice, the BM who posted about the 30 baht bill was not MonkeyPaw.

Perhaps you are blinded by your own beliefs to notice that.

[Java Man]

I've never been to Miami a Go Go. Actually, I've never heard about it until I was sent some info about the club from another board member.

Perhaps she meant Bar Miami aka Miami Night club on WS, between Sugar Baby and Annabelles. Somehow, I don't see your #69 working Miami agogo on Soi Post office. https://miamipattaya.com/.

And of course, they're on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BarMiamiPattaya/.

[Custom404]

Has anyone seen a 30 baht bill in Thailand?

Typo. 10 Baht. However, no one seemed too concerned about defacing it, as evidently someone got to it before Nana and Kaew.

[Mogwai]

Has anyone seen a 30 baht bill in Thailand?

Do you believe MonkeyPaw really paid a visit to Windmill?

[Banana Boi]

But I will check out this place next month when I arrive.

I was shocked when MP showed me her photo. All I ever see outside the gogo bars in this part of town are older round ladies.

Next up for MP is me taking him to places like Camel Toe, Jade House, Kit Kat, Passion, etc. MP reviews to follow, if he survives.

[Banana Boi]

Has anyone seen a 30 baht bill in Thailand?

Good catch.

Luckily not real currency since it is a serious offence to deface Thai money.

[Blanquiceleste]

I think he meant a girl that shakes him all night long. Or maybe one that puts him on the highway to hell.

Maybe this is the girl of his dreams.

[Blanquiceleste]

I am sure of the spellings of their names however, as they wrote them on a 30 Baht bill they have me to remember them.

Has anyone seen a 30 baht bill in Thailand?

[FL Hawk]

I have been up and down Soi 13/2 many times and never gave any serious consideration to a bar there. Well, opps, I guess I was taken there by a woman I met on WS who worked at some bar there. It was her birthday. I didn't want to be with her, but at that time I was too timid and nice to turn her down. Thankfully, she lacked ID and the wonderful staff at the Dynasty wouldn't let her in. I had enough sense to decline the upstairs room at the bar and thus saved myself from a bad encounter. Well, she was nice and probably would have given a great time, but she was older than what I wanted, had more pounds than I wanted, and had really bad teeth, with one coming out the side of her gums. I shudder.

But I will check out this place next month when I arrive.

[Pheasantplucker]

Thanks a lot for all the info!

Yes, By AC / DC I was referring to a bisexual girl just as my Pinoy partner is).

We've done this in other countries and sometimes it works, sometimes not but always worth a try to spice up an existing relationship.

Happy Hunting / PP.

[MonkeyPaw]

Part 2.

After Fern left, I decided to call on a new face that I haven't seen before. She had short hair, cute, slim, long legs and a nice round but tight ass in those itty bitty white shorts that they often wear at Palace. You can tell that she was a new girl because she did not have a badge. I pointed her out to mamasan and told her to ask the new girl to come down for a drink "if and only if" she wants to fuck me. Playing with Fern got my dick hard and I was ready to pound some pussy. I was in no mood to play drinking games with anybody. The girl took a quick glance at me, nodded, and was brought over to my table by mamasan. Her number was 69 and it was written on her hand. I didn't pay attention her name but she told me she previously worked some Miami Club (another a Go Go maybe? Goes university in BKK in weekdays, and that she just started, but things were not going so well. I asked her why and she replied that the Asian customers at Palace did not like her. She got barfined and fucked more from Westerners and farangs when she was at Miami. The only problem at working Miami was that she was only getting 1000 for short time and 2000 for long time... SNIP

Sorry been behind on my reports. I'm not even in Pattaya anymore, but rather Angeles City where the hunt for prime pussy is even harder. It's called living life, but I apologize for disrupting for the recent conversations about hotels and such and to my fans who miss my "stories. " Anyways, that awesome 69 session with the cute 22 year old at Palace (above report), I couldn't get it out of my head that all my time spent in Pattaya, and I've never been to Miami a Go Go. Actually, I've never heard about it until I was sent some info about the club from another board member. Apparently, Miami is a day time Go Go bar on a Pattaya Soi 13/2 or known as Soi Post Office and closes at midnight. From the info and the latest review I was given, they do have some nice looking coyote dancers there, so perhaps it was checking out on a lazy Sunday afternoon for 1 drink. And besides, if I was lucky, perhaps I'll run into the cute slim coyote dancer with the perfect pussy that I took last week. She did mentioned that she was considering returning to work back there on weekends to get more customers. About 6 pm, I cut through Avenue Shopping Center from my condo onto Soi 13/2 and rolled up into Miami. The club itself is nothing much to look at outside and inside either. They had some happy hour beer specials, but I don't drink beer. So I ordered a Coke Light. Monkeypaw has to watch calories and weight. It's not easy to be a vacation 365 days a year at the clubs and expect to stay fit and healthy. But that's why I try to fuck everyday a different girl and watch what I eat and drink. Banging hot chicks everyday is the same for me as another guy's daily gym work out, except mine is more expensive than his membership. I pump pussy in my room, while he pumps weights in a room full of dudes. Now back to the girls in Miami. The talent let's say was "meh" and similar to an LK club. Around 15 girls at the time I went. Lots of ladies looking as if they were in their late twenties or pushing thirty, however there were a handful of young slim girls as well. I ended up picking up one, a 24 year old, slim, long legged, cute faced coyote with a very sweet firm ass. Her English was very good when compared with most of the girls on Walking Street. I figure because this was mainly a Westerner club, especially since I heard AC-DC, the a Eagles, and Def Leopard jamming on the speakers. Miami has short time rooms upstairs and is included in the pricing but I chose to take her to my condo which was a 30 second motorbike taxi ride away. The experience she provided was very friendly, but with a lot of chit chat. I'the rather a girl use her mouth other ways than trying to get to know me. I'm a fuck, feed, and fifty type of guy when it comes to hookers. I'll fuck you, feed you, and give you fifty baht for a motorbike taxi. No need to try to get all Chatty Cathy and want to know all about my life. It complicates things and then I may feel affection or remorse later. Anyways she had no hesitation about BBBJ and even allowed CIM with no quit no stop action. Meaning she went at my dick like it was her last meal of Earth and never slowed down until I finally came in her mouth, which took about 15 minutes. She enjoyed eating cum and licked up every drop. The sex itself was pretty good with MSOG and some loud moans mixed in with a few "fuck me darling. " Everything on the menu is available with her including DFK, DATY, and ass play. Doggy is her best position with that amazing ass and pretty pussy. Plus she knows how to stay low, arch her back, and stick up her ass correctly. That's a rarity. But the main attraction and selling point out is that her beautiful pussy was very nice, clean and shaven almost like the other girl that I took, who used to work at Miami. Maybe it's a common thing with the young girls there since most Westerners like clean shaven bald pussies. I prefer them that way as well as opposed to the hairy untrimmed bushes, and I am Asian. Anyways, this was a good experience for a little over 2000 baht including drinks. Keep in mind that includes usage of the short time rooms upstairs but I chose not to use it. To me this would be a step up from Soi 6 bars. The entertainment was better than Soi 6 bars and the girls about similar to an LK bar with a few decent lookers. The experience is whatever you make of it. Definitely worth checking out during the daytime just to get out of that hot ass Sun.