Managua Lists by World Travel 69

[Grand Pollo]

What I wanted to mention is the I FOUND GLORIA's!

The directions are:

Pali Calle, 14 de Septiembre, 2 c. Este, see. Norte, Bo. El Paraisito (BAR GLORIA).!

Gloria is where it has been for more than 10 years (I was first here in 2004 and I was at Gloria's 15 minutes ago).

The directions are:

De Pali (from Pali).

Calle 14 de Septiembre.

2 cuadras (blocks) arriba (east. Arriba means east where the sun comes up).

Media cuadra al lago (north since the lake is north).

The barrio el paraisito part is not really necessary since every cab driver here probably knows Gloria by name and the directions specify the barrio but it doesn't subtract from the direction.

Use arriba for east and bajo for west and al lago for north and "see Norte" I presume tried to say c. (abbreviation for cuadra) but just spell out cuadras and use these words vs. East, west and north and taxistas will understand better. Sur is south, so the only actual word for a direction used is sur. Note sometimes you will see "varas" as well in the directions, for example after media cuadra al lago it might have said 20 varas bajo. A vara is a yard/meter so that would say 20 yards west after the last direction. Sometimes you will see colors of walls, window bars etc., added to make the direction more precise.

Gloria is open around 9 to around 9 and at 11:30 it had three real mooses with a promise of more chicas "later" (sure). And they try the extranjero clip job pricing of US $50 for an hour (C $1300) . Since I was with my driver he quickly established the price is C$500 ($13) so make sure you speak Spanish, tell them you know the price is C$500.

Two rooms, large with shower, no A /C but abanicos (fans).

[Dan D Dick]

Pali is a deep-discount grocery store throughout Central America, very popular in Nicaragua and Costa Rica. Owned by Walmart now (at least in CR).

Thinking about visiting again Nov 5-10. Anyone there then send me a message.

Dddick.

[NinoGordo]

As I can tell from my memory, Gloria's is off of 14 de Septiembre. If you are leaving the Oriental Cemetary area (which has that Puma gas station they call the Salvadorena) and you go straight, you will cross over a little hump which is actually the Eden Brigdge (Puente Eden) and you go down until you pass a blue sign for the 14 de Septiembre farmacy, and then looking towards the right you will see a sign pained on a house for a photocopy business, and that right hand turn (which I think might be technically named from the google map as 22 Pasaje Sureste) will bring you to Gloria's Bar. One block past the photocopy sign will bring you to the right turn for the Funeral Home which is a good landmark as well to ask for to find Gloria's. Just go around the block from there and it will bring you to her place.

[World Travel 69]

I typed in Pali and the Google Map took me to something called Pali, but I do not think it is a Calle.

What I wanted to mention is the I FOUND GLORIA's!

The directions are:

Pali Calle, 14 de Septiembre, 2 c. Este, see. Norte, Bo. El Paraisito (BAR GLORIA).

I got those directions from someone at the club but I do not understand them. Essentially, the pin where Gloria's is listed on the Managua map is on the wrong road. It is not on Larreynaga. It is off of Septiembre 14. They are both parallel roads in and out of Ciudad Jardin. Gloria is an old weathered Madam these days. Piro use to rent from her, but Gloria's Bar is alive and well. Tucked away. Very low key, but a great hide-away to have a drink and get a rubdown or have your nuts explode in a chica. Whatever you want. All shades and all sizes. You will need Spanish though I did see a Black from the coast in there as well (I am all for diversity!) Brown sugar is always good to have in the mix from time to time.

If you know the Puente El Eden you are close. If you don't, just think about the Oriental Cemetary where the Puma Gastation is. Go away from that area on the road next to the gas station towards Ciudad Jardin. You will cross that little bridge and enter the neighborhood and you will pass a Photocoy place after the 14th of Septiember pharmacy and on the right hand side you will see a small street with Gloria's Bar. (On the back side of the house is a Funeral Home so ask where that is if you are lost and Gloria's is close).

A nice place to grab a drink. Average women who have nice conversation. It is a home turned into a nice place to sit, chill, grab a drink and you can play if you want or not.

Check it out. It is tucked away and worthwhile for sure. Open from 9 am until about 8 pm or so, Monday through Saturday. I tried for over 4 years to see where in the hell Gloria's was located. I did not really try hard to find it. Just when I would pass on that other road there was NOTHING. Now I was led to the place by a semi-pro who love to suck cum out of me (that is actually all she wants to do really) and she claims she worked there years ago. I was SO HAPPY to get drained by her one day, and her to show me Gloria's. The semi-pro game is easy. All un-wed mothers in Managua with at least 2 kids are semi-pros. The reason I stopped posting for a long while is there is no reason to talk at length about the same old places unless there is something new for me. I stopped hanging out because I found all of these little girlfriends and chicas in their 20's and 30's with kids. They enjoy quick fun. No ties, and you get your nuts drained which is the ONLY point. The club thing and the Street Walker thing is a hassle, but thee semi-pro think ONLY works if you rotate 5-7 of them and keep auto 4 hotels on rotate (I recommend the 3 or 4 in the area not far from the Oriental Cementary down from the Puma gestation. Managua is a ton of fun if you have the time. Por fin, the young chicas (18-20) tend to be tight but inexperienced. Sure, they have had kids, but not enough fucking (unless they are the street walkers and I am not into that) so they just don't know how to take care of you other than opening their legs and that gets old quick. It reminds me of Inuit girls from when I lived in Canada. Go get that cum sucked out of you wherever you can!

[NinoGordo]

What I wanted to mention is the I FOUND GLORIA's!

The directions are:

Pali Calle, 14 de Septiembre, 2 c. Este, ½ see. Norte, Bo. El Paraisito (BAR GLORIA).

I got those directions from someone at the club but I do not understand them. Essentially, the pin where Gloria's is listed on the Managua map is on the wrong road. It is not on Larreynaga. It is off of Septiembre 14. They are both parallel roads in and out of Ciudad Jardin. Gloria is an old weathered Madam these days. Piro use to rent from her, but Gloria's Bar is alive and well. Tucked away. Very low key, but a great hide-away to have a drink and get a rubdown or have your nuts explode in a chica. Whatever you want. All shades and all sizes. You will need Spanish though I did see a Black from the coast in there as well (I am all for diversity!) Brown sugar is always good to have in the mix from time to time.

If you know the Puente El Eden you are close. If you don't, just think about the Oriental Cemetary where the Puma Gastation is. Go away from that area on the road next to the gas station towards Ciudad Jardin. You will cross that little bridge and enter the neighborhood and you will pass a Photocoy place after the 14th of Septiember pharmacy and on the right hand side you will see a small street with Gloria's Bar. (On the back side of the house is a Funeral Home so ask where that is if you are lost and Gloria's is close).

A nice place to grab a drink. Average women who have nice conversation. It is a home turned into a nice place to sit, chill, grab a drink and you can play if you want or not.

Check it out. It is tucked away and worthwhile for sure. Open from 9 am until about 8 pm or so, Monday through Saturday. I tried for over 4 years to see where in the hell Gloria's was located. I did not really try hard to find it. Just when I would pass on that other road there was NOTHING. Now I was led to the place by a semi-pro who love to suck cum out of me (that is actually all she wants to do really) and she claims she worked there years ago. I was SO HAPPY to get drained by her one day, and her to show me Gloria's. The semi-pro game is easy. All un-wed mothers in Managua with at least 2 kids are semi-pros. The reason I stopped posting for a long while is there is no reason to talk at length about the same old places unless there is something new for me. I stopped hanging out because I found all of these little girlfriends and chicas in their 20's and 30's with kids. They enjoy quick fun. No ties, and you get your nuts drained which is the ONLY point. The club thing and the Street Walker thing is a hassle, but thee semi-pro think ONLY works if you rotate 5-7 of them and keep auto 4 hotels on rotate (I recommend the 3 or 4 in the area not far from the Oriental Cementary down from the Puma gestation. Managua is a ton of fun if you have the time. Por fin, the young chicas (18-20) tend to be tight but inexperienced. Sure, they have had kids, but not enough fucking (unless they are the street walkers and I am not into that) so they just don't know how to take care of you other than opening their legs and that gets old quick. It reminds me of Inuit girls from when I lived in Canada. Go get that cum sucked out of you wherever you can!

[CuandoEnRoma]

I agree, excellent map. Some additions / comments if they are useful (using street names for the google map locations, not useful to use names in Managua though, no one will know what you are talking about):

- Lorena's is not quite in the right spot. The close up on googlemaps shows 2 Salud Integral hospitals for some reason. The one to the west is the correct one, so the icon should be near the corner of 6 calle and 19 avenida. I drove by and it if was the right place (looked like the photo posted elsewhere) it was closed around 4 pm. The address is probably better stated in Nica terms as "Hospital Salud Integral Montoya, 1 cuadra abajo (West), 1 cuadra al Lago (North), 20 varas arriba (yards / meters east), mano izquierda (left hand side)" It is on a one way street there. It was next to a mechanic "taller", as someone had noted I think. Tricky one to find.

- I also drove by the SWs in Bello Horizonte and I didn't see any to the north of the rotunda, but to the east and west yes. West was fairly far west, almost at the next traffic light (Colonial, avenida Cristian Perez). This was around 10 pm, so maybe more SWs come out later. See $300 is still the going price for an hour or so if you can negotiate it.

- The Oasis one that someone mentioned on Carretera Masaya, near the volcano, I think it is closed, haven't seen any life there in a while, although I haven't driven by it in a few months. There is a night club almost across the highway from Volcan Masaya though, called Dina's. Usually there are 5-6 women there. Occasionally an interesting one, but usually fairly average. There are rooms in the back though and might be around $40 to head back there, if I recall correctly.

- Speaking of Carretera Masaya, there are usually SWs just south of Solid Gold and often about a block south as well. Sometimes near the bypass as well. Seems to be more in Bello Horizonte now, but could have been the times I was driving by, don't usually go to Bello Horizonte, actually the reports here made me swing by to see.

- Have also seen SWs on the Pista Suburbana near San Patricio (Carretera Sur side) during daylight hours, not very attractive though.

- There is a massage parlor of some kind in Mercado Israel, but even many of the locals don't go there, most locals prefer the ones around Barrio Costa Rica (which you have here), seems to me.

I tend to prefer SWs lately but was thinking to give Lorena's a try if I find it open sometime.

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[Ready Ru]

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Keep up the good work!

[World Travel 69]

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[World Travel 69]

Did you try calling them?

Here are a few photos.

Pablo or one of his guys at the Hotel Yolaina could show where they are.
The first photo is Piro. They were just moving in when I was there. Maybe they moved again.
Sobell is beauty parlor with the bar in the back.

I have been over to Ciudad Jardin multiple times and I have looked and looked where the pin is on the map for Piro / Gloria's Bar. I asked at the gas station and no one knew the place. Has this place closed? And the massage place Sobell, is it a plain house? I have driven around that area but can't seem to locate that place either. I think I get distracted each time by that group of 3-4 girls who hang out on that one street not too far from the Military hospital. Why are there girls there anyway? It seems like such an odd place for them to be (not a lot of traffic but that might be the point for them). Anyway, your location tips are the best.

[NinoGordo]

I have been over to Ciudad Jardin multiple times and I have looked and looked where the pin is on the map for Piro / Gloria's Bar. I asked at the gas station and no one knew the place. Has this place closed? And the massage place Sobell, is it a plain house? I have driven around that area but can't seem to locate that place either. I think I get distracted each time by that group of 3-4 girls who hang out on that one street not too far from the Military hospital. Why are there girls there anyway? It seems like such an odd place for them to be (not a lot of traffic but that might be the point for them). Anyway, your location tips are the best.

[LocoSuave]

Don't worry that there is no Del Rey type hotel in MGA. You can stay at the Hotel Yolaina, and Pablo will take good care of you.

Thanks John, you save me a lot of investigation on the Internet!

[John Gault]

San Jose has the Hotel Del Rey which houses the Blue Marlin. Does Managua have a comparable hotel?

Don't worry that there is no Del Rey type hotel in MGA. You can stay at the Hotel Yolaina, and Pablo will take good care of you.

[LocoSuave]

San Jose has the Hotel Del Rey which houses the Blue Marlin. Does Managua have a comparable hotel?

[Fuddzie]

Have the people who say that been in Managua? Or internet trolls?

In the approximately 60 times I have been there, last a month ago, there were neither.

I got this information from not less than a dozen people. My intent is to say that it's night when there is a safety problem

[Grand Pollo]

This hotel is chica friendly and just a block away from some 9's that sit around. Had a 18 yr old, slightly pg. Lactated on my little man and licked it off. Went for anything. All for 500c.

I don't feel so safe in the city after the sun goes down. The people here say that after midnight, the druggies come out and many carry guns. There are well armed police on almost every corner on main streets. It give a false sense of security for me at least. However, the price is right and the girls are more that right.

Have the people who say that been in Managua? Or internet trolls?

In the approximately 60 times I have been there, last a month ago, there were neither.