Phuket Reports

[JD468]

OK then, come rain or shine I am going to hit Patong road, don't want the title of worlds worst monger!

Is Phuket weather still good from August to October?

The only month to miss in Phuket is September. Even for rainy season standards it is wet that month. The rest of the time you should be ok.

[JD468]

The short answer is I don't know!

A 7 day holiday with 2 girls is 175,000. With one girl it's 125,000. So 7,142.86 Baht per day? You typically stay in a bigger villa if you have two girls than if you have one, so I don't think 100% of the cost is for the girl.

Using the Euro prices it works out at 183.57 per day. Google says the average monthly wage in Thailand is under 200, so it's probably not a bad deal for the girls.

You say a 7 day holiday with 1 girl is 125,000 THB. This is not 183 Euro per night, not even close.

That works out at 3,580 Euro or 511 Euro (578 USD) per night.

Not a great deal I would say, even if you don't mind paying for some "luxury". The villa must be bloody fantastic.

[Vrsabien]

There is not really an escort scene as such. If you go to Patong there are about 1000 massage shops of which 750 will provide you with service, Bangla road has freelancers, bars have freelancers, Wechat, dating apps, then there are the obvious girlie bars. If you cannot find someone you would be nominated for the worlds worst monger title. What the guy was referring too is price as the girls in Phuket are usually a bit pricier than Pattaya but for my mind Patong has much more variety of things to do if you aren't just going to a bar or chasing women.

Book a room in central Patong so if you go out and it rains you don't need to go far to return. Get girl, take her to your room.

OK then, come rain or shine I am going to hit Patong road, don't want the title of worlds worst monger!

Is Phuket weather still good from August to October?

[Syzygies]

So the escort scene is not reliable in Phuket?

Thinking of going but can only do so during what's supposed to be the rainy season, if get rained then not going street hunting prefer to call in a delivery from an escort service. However, if they unreliable then will not waste time.

The good season for Phuket is December to February. After that can get a bit too hot. I see little point to go in the rainy season. Go when it is at its best. There is plenty of mongering but not good enough to drag me there by itself. A bit overly touristy in Patong Beech, so other options are possible. In fact I got bored with Phuket years ago but good to do it at least once. Better than Samui in my opinion.

Samui good season is different to Phuket as on gulf of Thailand side with different weather. The beauty of beeches on Samui is not there in December as mirky water is still flowing down the streams and fouling the ocean. Don't go to Samui till at least late January in my opinion, and Feb to March should be good.

Unfortunately tourist web sites don't tell you when is the best season and when the weather is really bad, in my experience. For some islands, it is really critical to know the beautiful and calm seas time of year. Koh Samet can have all the beeches fouled by floating blossoms or similar debris from trees at the wrong time of year. Still okay To snorkel further out from a boat. Consult with experts on the right time to go there.

[GDreams]

So the escort scene is not reliable in Phuket?

Thinking of going but can only do so during what's supposed to be the rainy season, if get rained then not going street hunting prefer to call in a delivery from an escort service. However, if they unreliable then will not waste time.

There is not really an escort scene as such. If you go to Patong there are about 1000 massage shops of which 750 will provide you with service, Bangla road has freelancers, bars have freelancers, Wechat, dating apps, then there are the obvious girlie bars. If you cannot find someone you would be nominated for the worlds worst monger title. What the guy was referring too is price as the girls in Phuket are usually a bit pricier than Pattaya but for my mind Patong has much more variety of things to do if you aren't just going to a bar or chasing women.

Book a room in central Patong so if you go out and it rains you don't need to go far to return. Get girl, take her to your room.

[Vrsabien]

I don't think Phuket is the LT destination it used to be. 8 years ago a FL would be happy with 1000 THB if she liked you. Only escort place I frequented and constantly read good about is Katherines. Pricerier but that would be my bet unless you go to the clubs and look for FL.

So the escort scene is not reliable in Phuket?

Thinking of going but can only do so during what's supposed to be the rainy season, if get rained then not going street hunting prefer to call in a delivery from an escort service. However, if they unreliable then will not waste time.

[OnTheScene]

Google tells me they have a Facebook page which you could contact and see what is going on. Looking at how they post it most likely is open.

Thanks for the info, I am not on Facebook, what's there facebook page like, has it got much info on there.

[Wimble]

IMHO, the issue is the number of guests in the room. Just book a room for 4 adults.

Can someone recommend some hotels near bangla road that are very girl friendly? Most girl friendly hotels are fine as long as you a solo traveler. I'm with the wife and we would like to bring a girl each back.

Thanks.

[Steve 9696]

Can someone recommend some hotels near bangla road that are very girl friendly? Most girl friendly hotels are fine as long as you a solo traveler. I'm with the wife and we would like to bring a girl each back.

Thanks.

The R-Mar is awesome. Walkable to Bangla Rd but far enough away to avoid the noise and crowds. Really tucked in. You would never know it's there. Reasonably priced too.

Definitely girl friendly. They give you a card at check in that says "If you bring a girl back for the night, she is not entitled to the free breakfast" (LOL.

If you are bringing back two girls to your double room tho there could be a charge. They are very friendly so you could check ahead if you like.

[MakeItOrBreak]

Anyone know if the ATM bar in Chalong is still open, haven't been to Phuket for 4 years and from what I can remember that was one of the best bars in Chalong.

Google tells me they have a Facebook page which you could contact and see what is going on. Looking at how they post it most likely is open.

[MakeItOrBreak]

I have been to Christina a couple of times. Never experienced anything like that. If a girl rushes sessions I would believe IT would be picked up by the establishment. But IT could be end of her shift?

My Biggest surprise was that you found a 7. 5 girl. I have seldom seen anything above 6. (Not seen a thin, young one for years..

I only browsed 1-3 times myself and never found anything to my liking so headed out. So I agree on the scale you reflect! My friends has tried and mixed reviews as an outcome.

[Justice4]

Can someone recommend some hotels near bangla road that are very girl friendly? Most girl friendly hotels are fine as long as you a solo traveler. I'm with the wife and we would like to bring a girl each back.

Thanks.

[Odin1]

7th trip to Thailand, 2nd trip to Phuket, worst experience from my trip.

Location: Christin Massage.

Girl: Kay.

Age: 27.

Looks: 7.5/10.

Service: 2/10.

Attitude: 0/10.

I have been to Christina a couple of times. Never experienced anything like that. If a girl rushes sessions I would believe IT would be picked up by the establishment. But IT could be end of her shift?

My Biggest surprise was that you found a 7. 5 girl. I have seldom seen anything above 6. (Not seen a thin, young one for years..

[OnTheScene]

Anyone know if the ATM bar in Chalong is still open, haven't been to Phuket for 4 years and from what I can remember that was one of the best bars in Chalong.

[Syzygies]

* Soapy lasted only 10 minutes.

* Service was rushed with her immediately complaining that I need to finish fast.

* Complaining continued, during sex asking "why I didn't finish from HJ?

* The girl kicked me out of the room only 25 minutes in to the 70 minute service. Literally said "you finish, you leave".

* Attitude was so poor that I was happy to leave.

I walked never to return. I read the poor reviews, but I'm starting to think they were being generous. I'll stick to the beer bars from now on. Night time was good and fun, didn't ruin my trip, but it was a waste of 3,300!

Ha ha. I would probably normally complain about the bath wasting too much time, unless she was being really naughty.

You are writing about a particular girl. Does not mean all girls there are equally bad. I have never used the Kristin place myself, because I always had a GF with me, except my very first Patong trip. However service varies a lot in soapies. Its largely about getting lucky. 20 to 30 years ago I seemed to be mostly lucky in Soapies (Bangkok) but in modern day, mostly unlucky. Still great girls exist, its just you can't tell in advance. I hate the surprise when girl gets undressed and her body turns out to be not good, or she was fucking gorgeous but does not kiss, no DATY, a bad useless BJ, and stiff legs (dick scared). It is not easy to win on all counts. I have had maybe only 10% repeatable girls only in recent years in Soapies. Long ago I had quite a few regulars in Soapies but not any more.

Overall, for sure the attitudes of soapy girls have declined badly over the years, or is it a reaction to me being older. Maybe a little of both.

Beer bars may well be a venue where you will get good attitude girls more frequently. However I don't use them any more myself. I mostly don't have the time, and they are too exposed to be being seen by people going past. Added to that I like to see the girls bodies a bit more before choosing.