Berlin

[Eszpresszo]

I would like to wrap up my trip report with my experiences in the brothels of Berlin. And make no mistake. They are everywhere. One was halfway down the block where I was staying, another a few blocks away. They advertise. Seriously, you can't miss them.

I read about Club Carena on Berlinintim, and recalled a thread where someone asked if there was a place where you could check out the girls while having a drink in a club scenario. Well, Club Carena ain't it. It was near where I was staying and I thought I would pop in. Their website gave the impression of a bar with some elbow room at least, and that the girls were independents renting the room. Not so.

http://www.carena-girls.de/

I wandered up to the address close to midnight, rang the buzzer and was allowed in the large double doors walking towards the couryard, like this typical older Berlin buildings are set up (an architect friend explained that the wide double entry doors were meant to accomodate horse and carriage, which were put up in the courtyard at the end.) I somehow surmised the door at the right just inside the entrance was where I needed to go. Inside, a set of stairs, a door to the left, a moment of looking around and I notice the door is marked "Carena". Suddenly it pops open and there is a MILFy looking brunette, with a waitresses apron on and the whatever you call that thing where they keep their cash tied around the waist. I correctly assumed she was the Madame. She gave me a courteous greeting and asked me in, took my jacket and hung it up. I heard music playing and the hallway was painted red and dimly lit. She ushered me into a small room, and I do mean a small room, which was the bar. Much smaller than real life. Smaller than the master bedroom in an American home. On a short couch an attractive and curvy Sovietic type girl was chatting with a dude. Madame directing me to sit on a v-shaped corner couch, I was immediately surrounded by a gaggle of very young, scantily clad women who all introduced themselves. The Mama Cat, who was introduced as Nancy, took my order for a beer, and I was immediately immersed in conversation with the girls. The one on my right was a dark haired, rather young Russian. I asked who was from Romania and the rest all raised their hands and squealed with patriotic pride. As I slurped the beer, and answered their questions, I noticed they were playing musical chairs around and getting closer all the time. The most vocal and senior quoted the basic rates for the services when I asked, (60 for 30 minutes and 90 for an hour) and then asked if I wanted to buy everyone in there a drink. I looked around, and found myself surrounded by at least 8 other people. I politely declined to buy a round of drinks for everyone in the house. The girls seemed to snuggle closer, as their order and arrangement began to fluctuate. I felt like Jonathan Harker as he was being surrounded by Dracula's vampire brides (which in this case was culturally accurate). At one point I noticed a small, quiet, gypsy girl at the end of the couch. I asked her name in English and German. She didn't answer but seemed a bit shell-shocked like this was all new to her. I think if I had actually brought money I would have taken a shot at her, and help her get ramped up into her new career. As I finished up my beer, the senior Romanian, who was actually very young said "You know you can't just can't sit here. You need to play or buy some drinks. " Nancy pulled up a bottle of champagne and proffered it in my direction, asking if I wanted to buy everyone a drink and then everyone could have fun. I responded with "zahlen, bitte" (tab, please). I think the beer was like 5 Euros and I headed towards the exit to the dismay of the girls. Nancy handed me my jacket and asked if everything was okay. She was actually quite nice and likable, but I didn't care for the hustle, though I didn't say that. I simply said I was just checking the place out and I left. My take. Nothing remarkable. Nancy was more appealing than her girls. That doesn't mean you won't have fun there. However, none of the girls on the website seemed to be among the gaggle that were present when I visited.

A few days later I was down in Neukolln and decided to visit STELLA, a bordello that was the low-cost leader along with its sister property ASTON.

http://stella-berlin.de/

http://aston-berlin.de/

Getting to Stella is easy. You take the U7 down to the Grenzalle station. Exit the station to the south, (walking away from the highway overpass) and Jahnstrasse is your first right. It up the block across from the Ibis Hotel. Google maps shows the location proper. Another apartment building with a brothel on the ground floor. The buzzer was distinctly marked STELLA, and when I was buzzed in I walked in down the hallway, again not sure of what direction I should be going. A door on the left popped open and there was a not-so-MILFy non-descript brunette, with short hair and an demeanour that made me suspect she might be a pelt-swapper. She asked me something in German in an unfriendly tone and when I didn't understand immediately, she barked "Verstehen sie? Ich bin Deutsch. I kann Englische nicht. " (Do you understand me, I'm German, I don't speak English.) Wow. This was the first time in all my travels in Germany since 1978 that I've sort of had that sort of lingusitic rebuff to my face. But, this is Berlin and like any capitol, the locals will come with an attitude. I remained non-plussed and said "Kein Problem, I spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. " (No prob, I speak a little German). With that she motioned me to come in the small hallway and pointed me to the room on the immediate left - "The Rose Room". Not so big, but pleasant looking with a toilet and sink in a corner nook. I was directed to the chair in the room, I took my seat and the Madame shut the door without a word. Not exactly a friendly welcome but I didn't care. I noticed a prominent clock above the door which read 4:00 straight up. A minute later the first of the line up comes through the door and introduces herself. A young attractive blonde. But I don't like blondes. Next girl, a dark haired girl with a cheap tattoo on her arm, and a baby bump protruding from her negligee. Pass. Then the next girl comes in and I don't need to see anything else. A svelte young lovely with a warm complexion, medium brown hair and a face kind of like a young Nastasha Kinski. Except she has a small, latin nose. She introduces herself as Rebeka.

http://stella-berlin.de/damen/rebeka/

She had turned to walk back out and I called her name twice before she realized what I wanted. After pointing at her and nodding, she asks if I'd like a drink and leaves to tell the rest of the girls the bad news. Rebeka reappears with the Coke I requested and quotes the rates for time, which were as advertised, plus 10 Euros each for oral without and kissing. I brought 60 Euros and asked for 45 minutes, basic service. She disappears with my cash, I get undressed, freshen up in front of the well-stocked sink and she comes back momentarily, dropping her lingerie off and stepping out of her heels and onto on my lap. Wow. Then I notice its already 10 past 4. I'm enjoying feeling her body up when she discerns her English is better than my German and we chat. She is from SPAIN, she is 22 and has been in Germany for less than two years. I almost told her my daughter was also named Rebecca, but she was actually a bit older than this your hoor. Then I thought the better of it. I'm enjoying the lap experience but she suggests we head for the bed. Moving things along already. There is a mirror on the side of the bed but it is superfluous from where we are laying. She starts to give me a BJ and its going okay when she remembers she didn't put a condom on my cock. I ask if she minded if we use my Japanese condoms. She asked "Are Japanese condoms very good?" I tell her they are the best, just like Honda cars. But, I assure her these are made to fit American cocks, not Japanese cocks. She nods and comments. "yes, they are very small". I'm sure she has some first-hand experience there. With condom in place, she resumes the BJ and it ain't that bad at all, considering the latest barrier. I'm enjoying myself, its not even close to half past and she gets up, lubs her pussy and lays back. This is going too fast for me. I tell her I need to eat her first, and she opens those lovely legs for me. She did taste a bit like the lube but its wasn't bad. I give her a serious licking and she begins to rock her crotch and squeeze my head between those thighs, until I can't hear much because she has covered my ears with them. I used to have a buddy who liked fat chicks and bragged "I like them so big that when I go down on them I can't hear Van Halen blasting from the stereo". Turns out they don't need to be big to accomplish that. Eventually, she opened her thighs, and relaxed her body, I noticed she was panting. Did I just make this hoor cum? Whatever, its my turn now. I climb on her and she actually lets me kiss her pretty face a bit until she remembers I didn't pay for that. After I cum I rolled off and she cleaned me up rather quickly, put on her outfit, and headed for the door, directing me to the toilet if I need to clean up. Its barely past 4:40. She pops back in after I've got my clothes on, puts fresh toils in the sink area and directs me to the door. The clock says 4:45 and I notice a dark skinned hoor, in the opposite room, on her knees trying to scrub something out of the carpet. But, the door is open I walk out and we are done. No kiss, hug or please come back.

Value? Only three stars. Its more than I can get for that price in America, yet nothing like the experiences I had with those two Hobby hoors in the past week. Sure, the price was cheap at Stella, but when you calculate the time, and the cost of extras to get the service of the independent girls, its actually more expensive. Would I do Rebeka again? Sure. In a different environment. She was my favorite of the girls as far as her appearance goes. GFE? Two stars. Maybe if Rebeka went independent, she could offer a better experience. At least, we can hope for that. But one thing I realized as I left: When you are pushing 58 years, true happiness isn't just fucking a pretty girl young enough to be your daughter, its fucking a pretty girl even younger than your daughter. And I will leave it at that.

[Wanking]

Guys, where specifically is the area where you can find the street hookers?

And what would you do with them if you don't have a car? Where would you go?

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...-Streetwalkers

[Peterpack]

Guys, where specifically is the area where you can find the street hookers?

And what would you do with them if you don't have a car? Where would you go?

[Diet Coke]

Went to mac60, http://www.mac60.de/ around 4:30 PM. I had been there several times a few years ago. Rang bell off an on for 10-15 minutes with no response. Not sure is still in busy. Website still up. Wait of over an hour of travel time.

[Bobo.fr]

Uhlandstrasse 27.

10719 Berlin.

Bitte bei Massage klingeln!8232;.

Easy to reach from Uhlandsrasse Ubahn stop or bus 109 from Zoo. Gartens. Stopped yesterday afternoon. Rang massage and 3 floors up. Joy answered the door. I was shown 4 girls. Chose Joy, pic on website. 60 for 30, and offered BJ for 10 more and 10 for kissing. Chose 70 with BG, OW. Some hugging standing after I had undressed and she topless. Then nice massage while on stomach. At flip, no massage almost just straight to BJ. Had a bit of massage her breasts and sucking nipples first. Managed FIV during BJ. Finished quickly and a bit of cuddle. Said time up. Maybe 20-25 minutes. Joy said from Thailand and in Germany 10 years. Claimed to be 27 years. Showered, dressed, and left.

New thread: http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...68#post1795768.

[Eszpresszo]

I'm seriously confused now and don't know whether to visit a brothel or one of those Russian places.
Cheers!

Why not both? You don't have to make a single choice. You can make as many choices as your wallet and libido allows.

[Diet Coke]

Uhlandstrasse 27.

10719 Berlin.

Bitte bei Massage klingeln!8232;.

Easy to reach from Uhlandsrasse Ubahn stop or bus 109 from Zoo. Gartens. Stopped yesterday afternoon. Rang massage and 3 floors up. Joy answered the door. I was shown 4 girls. Chose Joy, pic on website. 60 for 30, and offered BJ for 10 more and 10 for kissing. Chose 70 with BG, OW. Some hugging standing after I had undressed and she topless. Then nice massage while on stomach. At flip, no massage almost just straight to BJ. Had a bit of massage her breasts and sucking nipples first. Managed FIV during BJ. Finished quickly and a bit of cuddle. Said time up. Maybe 20-25 minutes. Joy said from Thailand and in Germany 10 years. Claimed to be 27 years. Showered, dressed, and left.

[Big Ass Eater]

To add another russian place you might check out My-Lady massage in Markgrafendamm 12 in Friedrichshain. Between Elsen-bridge and S-Bahn Ostkreuz.

Not convenient to reach, but maybe 300 m away on foot from Ostkreuz.

Re-Opened in September, with big, clean, newly decorated rooms and a large bathroom, which took my breath away. I wonder, if I can shower there with one of the Ladies.

Checkout berlinintim for details. Photos are genuine.

http://www.berlinintim.de/erotik-mas...lady-7247.html

As the original webspace is incomplete: http://my-lady-massage.de/.

Some years ago I had the pleasure with with Mia somewhere else, a skinny young blond woman, which gives quite good erotic massage.

In the new place I met with Jana, a slightly older, russian blonde, which gave me a very good strong relaxing massage, lot of oil, some prostata massage was on offer and then a complete relief on her belly. It was quite remarkable - 60 min nonstop massage action, the chit chat came afterwards. So if you like mature woman, slightly larger, but very fit, then you will be satisfied.

Both woman have big plans with their place, Sauna etc. , but their motto is 'If the guest pays a premium, he should get remarkable service" - if they can keep the promise, I wish them all the best.

Advertising aside, I enjoyed the time and service of Jana (1 h 100 E) and it comes very close to professional massage and sex (however, no BJ, no intercourse).

Did not check english skills, but Jana seems to be fluent in Russian, German, English.

Thanks for your posts on Russian massage parlors, Piefke. I'm off to Berlin and am horny as hell. Some of the Russian masseuses are damn hot and it's a pity they don't accept intercourse. I'm seriously confused now and don't know whether to visit a brothel or one of those Russian places. Not much of a price difference.

Cheers!

[Bobo.fr]

That would be German standard but. Not always! I found a stretch of Yorckstrasse in Kreuzberg, where there are both odd and even numbers on the same side of the street, which is how I got lost walking from the Ubahn station to a friend's apartment. I was walking on the opposite side of the street and the trees in the middle of the street blocked the view of the other side. I got all the way down to the railroad trestles at the end of the road when I knew something was wrong. The addresses on the opposite side of that block were in the teens. To see what I mean, go to Google maps and find Yorckstrasse 75, Berlin 10965 and route yourself to Yorckstrasse 15. The are almost on the opposite side of the street, and both are odd numbers. An example, I believe, of how Berlin is different from the rest of Germany. I never saw this anywhere in the South.

In Berlin, depending on the street, there are two ways of adresses:

1) "common" way: odd numbers on one side, even numbers on the opposite side.

2) "special Berliner (way: on the same side, the number will increase one by one until the end of the street; you cross the street to find the following number and walk back (opposite direction) but staying on this "new" side to see that the numbers will continue increasing one by one.

[Piefke]

All naked, erotic massage places without BJ and intercourse.

To add another russian place you might check out My-Lady massage in Markgrafendamm 12 in Friedrichshain. Between Elsen-bridge and S-Bahn Ostkreuz.

Not convenient to reach, but maybe 300 m away on foot from Ostkreuz.

Re-Opened in September, with big, clean, newly decorated rooms and a large bathroom, which took my breath away. I wonder, if I can shower there with one of the Ladies.

Checkout berlinintim for details. Photos are genuine.

http://www.berlinintim.de/erotik-mas...lady-7247.html

As the original webspace is incomplete: http://my-lady-massage.de/.

Some years ago I had the pleasure with with Mia somewhere else, a skinny young blond woman, which gives quite good erotic massage.

In the new place I met with Jana, a slightly older, russian blonde, which gave me a very good strong relaxing massage, lot of oil, some prostata massage was on offer and then a complete relief on her belly. It was quite remarkable - 60 min nonstop massage action, the chit chat came afterwards. So if you like mature woman, slightly larger, but very fit, then you will be satisfied.

Both woman have big plans with their place, Sauna etc. , but their motto is 'If the guest pays a premium, he should get remarkable service" - if they can keep the promise, I wish them all the best.

Advertising aside, I enjoyed the time and service of Jana (1 h 100 E) and it comes very close to professional massage and sex (however, no BJ, no intercourse).

Did not check english skills, but Jana seems to be fluent in Russian, German, English.

[Eszpresszo]

You also can use Nokia 'Here' map application on a smartphone. It works offline.

And remember, even numbers on one side of the street, un-even numbers on the opposite side.

That would be German standard but. Not always! I found a stretch of Yorckstrasse in Kreuzberg, where there are both odd and even numbers on the same side of the street, which is how I got lost walking from the Ubahn station to a friend's apartment. I was walking on the opposite side of the street and the trees in the middle of the street blocked the view of the other side. I got all the way down to the railroad trestles at the end of the road when I knew something was wrong. The addresses on the opposite side of that block were in the teens. To see what I mean, go to Google maps and find Yorckstrasse 75, Berlin 10965 and route yourself to Yorckstrasse 15. The are almost on the opposite side of the street, and both are odd numbers. An example, I believe, of how Berlin is different from the rest of Germany. I never saw this anywhere in the South.

[Piefke]

You also can use Nokia 'Here' map application on a smartphone. It works offline.

And remember, even numbers on one side of the street, un-even numbers on the opposite side. Check the street signs at the crossings, which numbers are on this block until the next street.

[Eszpresszo]

Missed seeing it on wrong side of street. Walked long ways until turned around and came back on other side. Found #39 almost at beginner. Rang bell Massage and buzzed in. One flight up and Mila let me in. .

No to sidetrack the conversation, but I want to warn others that the streets in Berlin do run like this. You can't just be looking at one side of the street, as the street numbers may run in opposite directions. I also got very lost by not paying attention to the other side of the street, when it is separated by a greenspace (or whatever they call that median between the lanes with the nice trees planted between them). For example. And this is a realistic scenario because I walked this area. Anni Porsche is located at Gneisenaustrasse 89 and the swinger club Zwanglos, is located at Gneisenaustrasse 10. They are on opposite sides of the street, barely two blocks away. Seems logical until you realize the opposite sides of the streets have numbers that run in opposite sequence. The parking lost across the street from Zwanglos has an address of Gneisenaustrasse 103. You can get going the wrong way and have traveled a mile in the wrong direction.

Google Maps to its credit actually can locate a street number accurately in Berlin, though street view is often complicated by these divided boulevards. It doesn't hurt to check it out first, and look at street view to see what businesses can provide landmarks for your destination. Looking at the street number on a building in from the sidewalk doesn't help unless you know which direction the street numbers run and what is across the street, as well.

[DGenerationXXX]

May I know how much total it costed?

Following the other reports, here is the experience from the last night.

Finished off with the massage girl on hotel visit. Was horny for a last dip.

Not too keen to go out in cold so decided to chance it with escort agency...

[Piefke]

She later called it Lingam. Not quite sure what that means.

Lingam. Tantra Name for your cock (Indian?