Ho Chi Minh City - Massage Parlors

[Whisper1]

Just wondering if anyone could clarify the procedure with going for girls listed on Dan Choi?

Do we just call or message the girl's contact, and (in English I assume) arrange the time and place?

Does it happen at her hotel room?

I've tried to translate the website but cannot confirm this to save my life.

Much appreciated,

How it works is this.

You call or text the girl in Vietnamese (most of them don't speak a word of English) This site is more for the local scene than foreigners.

She reply back with a hotel name and address.

You go the hotel a get a room for an hour.

You text her the room number and wait for her to arrive. (15-20 min).

There's a knock on the door and you pray that the girl who shows up is somewhat similar to the pictures.

The thing about this site and most online site is they often do a bait and switch, or the girl is photoshop so much that you wouldn't even recognize her. So when you pick a girl, try to remember any distinct marks on her body (tattoos, birth marks, moles etc.).

[HKNomad]

Just tried this girl worth a shot tho don't expect too much given the price. Don't expect wagu beef in a 4 dollar burger.

Hey Mutant chicken,

Thank you for your reply.

But can you tell me about the calling / booking / location part before the actual business?

For example, in Hong Kong they tell you on the phone to go to *such and such* hotel first, and call again so they can tell you the room number to go to.

If it's in call I think it'll be a bit obvious if I order more than once.

[MutantChicken]

Just wondering if anyone could clarify the procedure with going for girls listed on Dan Choi?

Do we just call or message the girl's contact, and (in English I assume) arrange the time and place?

Does it happen at her hotel room?

I've tried to translate the website but cannot confirm this to save my life.

Much appreciated,

Just tried this girl worth a shot tho don't expect too much given the price. Don't expect wagu beef in a 4 dollar burger.

[HKNomad]

Just wondering if anyone could clarify the procedure with going for girls listed on Dan Choi?

Do we just call or message the girl's contact, and (in English I assume) arrange the time and place?

Does it happen at her hotel room?

I've tried to translate the website but cannot confirm this to save my life.

Much appreciated,

[TomSf]

Hi guys,

I am Vietnamese and I lived here. I found that all you guys hard to find a massage place that you want. I am will be please to help you guys if you want. I knew some places with beautiful girls, cheaper and you can fuck. So if you need my help, feel free to contact me.

Kid197,

I will be in Vietnam this early December. You do not have a private message yet. So if you can post some recommendations for us that would be great. Starting with District number and address. Also what we should expect to pay for house and tip? I am sure if you are Vietnamese the price will be cheaper than if you are white.

Let us know.

Tom

[SoloJbGuy]

Hi,

HCMC locals and expats!

I'm from Johor Bahru, Malaysia. Will be landing in HCMC on 13/5/2015 and will be there for 4 nights. Will appreciate some info on where to stay, preferably a nice girl friendly hotel under USD50 and close to where the night-life is.

I will be travelling solo, so will appreciate if someone could be my friend and guide when I am there.

Thanks a bunch.

[Mik Hcmc]

Theres a few "Touch" Karaoke joints to be found there and more along Tran Quang Khai (running behind it) Usually its the 1 mamasan who runs the girls between a couple locations. Ask for a lineup, Grab as many as you want. Those who don't let you rest your hand on their thighs you tell to leave, If that's your only girl then get the attendant to call the mamasan and organize another lineup.

Best to tell the mamasan what you are after (touchy feely girl, girl who can sing / drink / eat, someone not on their period (yes it happened to me, I managed to pick the only one on her rags).

If you and her get on then you can exchange phone numbers and meet up outside of her working hrs. Then she can introduce you to her friends and act as a pimpette.

Best to go with a couple like minded mates. Be expected to pay about 1 mill each person (for drinks and food) and tip the girls 200 k+ (depends on if you played stinky fingers or not) so its not for the cheap charlies. Chances of you getting laid in the room. Slim to none. This is the research phase.

Initial investment can be high but you will need to weigh up the long term benefits. High maintenance girls (Usually want upwards of 1 mill for a session+ you pay for hotel of course, Upto you and your negotiation skills in the end) so if they aren't your thing then move on.

Vo Thi Sau has numerous hotels also that have BJ / BJ endings. That whole area is teeming with fun, Just get on ya bike and have a ride around. Theres plenty of Massage signs on display outside hotels. Don't be shy. They all know what your looking for.

Tried a few of the ones at Nguyen Phi Khanh Street. Just look around for ones that say Goi Dau, they're all the same. 200 K for ticket and 200 K tip for one hour blowjob.

[Janos83]

Tried a few of the ones at Nguyen Phi Khanh Street. Just look around for ones that say Goi Dau, they're all the same. 200 K for ticket and 200 K tip for one hour blowjob.

[KID197]

Hi guys,

I am Vietnamese and I lived here. I found that all you guys hard to find a massage place that you want. I am will be please to help you guys if you want. I knew some places with beautiful girls, cheaper and you can fuck. So if you need my help, feel free to contact me.

[AmericanThief]

I was fantasizing about taking her doggy against the wall.

P.S. What's the ettiquette on getting them to agree to a meat injection?

You are no imbecile. I think you know how. And when you do, let us know how it went.

[Forever40]

any girls use the old trick even if they understand you they pretend like they don't understand you. Now, saying in their language they have no excuse. LOL.

Vietnamese is a very tough language to pronounce correctly. I tried using the new Google translate app where I speak in English and then it translate into Vietnamese. Then I have my girlfriend speaks and then it translates into English. I can get idea across, but it's still marginally rudimentary, due to idioms and slang. For example nha xanh is a house of prostitution. English, it's green house.

You can try using the app and say it in Vietnamese. See if it is the intended msg you want in English.

[NoImbecile]

A project I was working on the whole day didn't pan out as I expected by 5:00 PM the evening, so I needed some downtime to rethink the problem.

What better downtime than another kind of "up" time?

So off I went to that lane parallel to Hai ba trung (mentioned by a venerable senior whose agent took him there for freebies to offset a bad experience).

I didn't visit that one, but another one a little earlier. I looked dead, so the fellow standing guard outside knew I could use a pickup and mentioned me in.

A lot of the girls were lunching, so I was hesitant (not to mention a newbie). A cute well propotioned go-getter girl took charge and asked if I wanted a massage BB. I decided to.

Follow her example and said, no massage. The girls all broke out into giggled.

Mama-san came and mentioned 400 K, and said amount been mentiIoned earlier by some of the other folks here.

The go getter took me to the cabins and went to get her paraphanalia while I lay down. She came back and introductions followed:

(point to myself) "No", then point to her, with question on my face.

"Lynn (Linh?)", came her reply (Funman13 is right about communication).

Steps that followed:

* Hiked my Tshirt up to my neck.

* Push my trousers down to my ankles.

* Clean up everything with wipes.

* Loosened her bra straps and pushed bra and dress front down to expose tits (perky A- cups, my fetish is small perky ones).

* Pulled skirt up around her waist and pulled one leg out of her panties to expose a nicely groomed rug (another pet fetish).

Sucking (her) and fondling (me) followed till explosion into her mouth. In the last minute, I was fantasizing about taking her doggy against the wall.

Got washed, thanked her, paid up and walked out.

All in all, a nice first experience, though I would have liked to get into her.

P.S. What's the ettiquette on getting them to agree to a meat injection?

[TomSf]

Tom,

I don't speak Vietnamese, Thai or Spanish (when I monger in Mexico, Central & South America) but language has never been a problem. Somehow I can still communicate, even joke with the girls without speaking. They will get it. For example, most girls will say my dick is big just to make me feel good, and I will say no, gesturing with my little finger, and saying the Viet men (or Thai) are bigger (which is not true) and they laugh. I think that if they feel that you are a nice guy, a funny guy, they will warm up to you. That has been my experience so far. I am also generous with tips (really, it's only a few dollars to me) and word gets around.

Regarding translations, if you have a smart phone, download some free language translation apps. The girls get a kick out of it when I play these apps to them while we are laying on the bed. I also have great photos of the USA (my home) which I show the girls. They love to see them. They also love to show photos of themselves and their families from their phones. This is great bonding time because the next time you visit them, I can guarantee that you will get super GFE experience with them, or better still, get their phone number and take them to dinner. They will come to your hotel afterwards.

I have the same experience in China with outcall girls as you did. They love to stay back and just chat while laying on the bed after the deed.

Funman13,

I would say using gestures is something we all do when trying to speak to someone that speaks another language. That works sometimes good or bad depending what country your in. In Thailand that works great because you have all the time in the world. Mexico, I had the same experience with gestures and iPhone to translate which is great. But, I was speaking specifically of Vietnam. Vietnam is a rush rush culture. It is also a hustle country in my opinion. If you go into a hot toc or massage establishment. You are on the clock. Now last year in Vietnam I tried the best I could to gesture for girls to take their time. With gestures I think they did understand. But, they still were rushing or pretend like they don't understand. So because I am probably going to be saying the same sentences to every girl. I feel if I just have a paper and read from the paper it will be the fastest and they would probably get a kick out of me trying to speak Vietnamese. Many girls use the old trick even if they understand you they pretend like they don't understand you. Now, saying in their language they have no excuse. LOL.

[FunMan13]

Tom,

I don't speak Vietnamese, Thai or Spanish (when I monger in Mexico, Central & South America) but language has never been a problem. Somehow I can still communicate, even joke with the girls without speaking. They will get it. For example, most girls will say my dick is big just to make me feel good, and I will say no, gesturing with my little finger, and saying the Viet men (or Thai) are bigger (which is not true) and they laugh. I think that if they feel that you are a nice guy, a funny guy, they will warm up to you. That has been my experience so far. I am also generous with tips (really, it's only a few dollars to me) and word gets around.

Regarding translations, if you have a smart phone, download some free language translation apps. The girls get a kick out of it when I play these apps to them while we are laying on the bed. I also have great photos of the USA (my home) which I show the girls. They love to see them. They also love to show photos of themselves and their families from their phones. This is great bonding time because the next time you visit them, I can guarantee that you will get super GFE experience with them, or better still, get their phone number and take them to dinner. They will come to your hotel afterwards.

I have the same experience in China with outcall girls as you did. They love to stay back and just chat while laying on the bed after the deed.

I definitely will go to Vietnam this year while at my yearly Thailand trip. My plan is to get some Vietnamese translations I can read to them. Like please give me slow service and good service. I think it may help. I know that in China I did not need a translator but talking with the girls really made them feel comfortable and I mostly always got good service.

[TomSf]

Too many to count. Been living here way too long. You just have to know where to go as in your chance increases with a more local place. Build some rapport with the ladies which is up to you.

So it isn't usually just a one time visit.

To be a tad blunt, all the places that are listed here over and over here all contained hardened girls who don't bother with such things.

I definitely will go to Vietnam this year while at my yearly Thailand trip. My plan is to get some Vietnamese translations I can read to them. Like please give me slow service and good service. I think it may help. I know that in China I did not need a translator but talking with the girls really made them feel comfortable and I mostly always got good service.