Pattaya Reports

[Sammy1968]

Thanks for comments.

I did a lot of research via this site and other sites before I came.

I had two days to enjoy before heading to Bangkok, so knew what I wanted / could do.

Yeah, paid a little too much, but the exchange rate makes me aware that 500 baht is only about $20 NZ, and I won't quibble over that if a lass does good service.

Also I'm a softy and am horrified by the poverty in Thailand, so tip a lot.

If a girl shows kindness, I'm a sucker.

[Blanquiceleste]

Arrived and caught a bus down to Pattaya, chatted with two older fellows on the bus, one Australian, obviously gay (he talked about Patpong a lot) and an American, ex Navy who travels the world and told me about the bars in Pattaya. They both knew what I was coming for in LOS, but we were surrounded by 'polite' company.

Arrived about 6 pm at the Aya Hotel really tired from the long flight / bus trip, so had a shower and a 30 minute nap and then wandered out into the evening twilight about 8 pm, was warm and dry (no monsoon rains).

Had some food from a street cart and then stopped at The Stones House had a couple of beers and watched the circus unfold and took it all in as the band played AC / DC and Rage Against the Machine covers it was a little early and felt like just watching the stream of tourists, Chinese scout troupes and guys on the prowl.

Intent on checking out SkyFall, Baccara and Lighthouse, around 10 pm I wandered up and down the street and admired the cute lasses touting for customers before visiting all three clubs as well as Infinity. I didn't much like Baccara, Lighthouse was ok, but made mental notes to return to Skyfall and Infinity, by now it was around midnight and the jetlag and half a dozen beers were sapping my will to stay awake and I headed for home. I took a trip down the beach side of the main drag and enjoyed checking out all the rather tasty looking FL's standing along it, feeling somewhat reinvigorated I decided to go back and choose one for a romp.

She was about 160 cm, slim and looked to be about 28 (probably older) dark skinned and spoke good English. Being a newbie and a little drunk, she asked for 2 K, I countered with 1 K for BBJ, DATY and 2 shots and we agreed on 1500. Back in the room after separate showers, I checked her out properly, some baby damage but not too noticeable and small handful tits, beautiful dark skin and a lovely smile. Started off with DFK, fingering and then on to DATY, no reticence from her and she seemed to enjoy it, made all the right noise and got very wet, gave me a great BBBJ slipped on a Johnny and started with doggy, then reverse cowgirl and finally missionary where I blew my load. Afterwards, over a drink, we chatted in bed, she was 35! (she looked way younger) and had two teenage kids. After 20 minute she started back to work on my John Thomas, while she was a trooper, the jet lag and the booze had had its' effect and I couldn't go a second round and called it a night. She showered, I gave her 2 k, she gave me her line and a hell of a kiss and we parted. Great first night in the LOS!

Great report! Was this your first trip to LOS?

Did you do a ton of research before landing up or just light reading? Or did you just sort of wing it? Point I am trying to make is, no matter what you do, you always end up having a good time in Pattaya if you are relaxed and not too worried by comments from others about what you pay or who you shag. As UV rightly said, what you pay is your business. Who you shag is even more personal.

Stay safe and have fun.

[Uncle Volodya]

Arrived and caught a bus down to Pattaya, chatted with two older fellows on the bus, one Australian, obviously gay (he talked about Patpong a lot) and an American, ex Navy who travels the world and told me about the bars in Pattaya. They both knew what I was coming for in LOS, but we were surrounded by 'polite' company.

Arrived about 6 pm at the Aya Hotel really tired from the long flight / bus trip, so had a shower and a 30 minute nap and then wandered out into the evening twilight about 8 pm, was warm and dry (no monsoon rains).

Had some food from a street cart and then stopped at The Stones House had a couple of beers and watched the circus unfold and took it all in as the band played AC / DC and Rage Against the Machine covers it was a little early and felt like just watching the stream of tourists, Chinese scout troupes and guys on the prowl.

Intent on checking out SkyFall, Baccara and Lighthouse, around 10 pm I wandered up and down the street and admired the cute lasses touting for customers before visiting all three clubs as well as Infinity. I didn't much like Baccara, Lighthouse was ok, but made mental notes to return to Skyfall and Infinity, by now it was around midnight and the jetlag and half a dozen beers were sapping my will to stay awake and I headed for home. I took a trip down the beach side of the main drag and enjoyed checking out all the rather tasty looking FL's standing along it, feeling somewhat reinvigorated I decided to go back and choose one for a romp.

She was about 160 cm, slim and looked to be about 28 (probably older) dark skinned and spoke good English. Being a newbie and a little drunk, she asked for 2 K, I countered with 1 K for BBJ, DATY and 2 shots and we agreed on 1500. Back in the room after separate showers, I checked her out properly, some baby damage but not too noticeable and small handful tits, beautiful dark skin and a lovely smile. Started off with DFK, fingering and then on to DATY, no reticence from her and she seemed to enjoy it, made all the right noise and got very wet, gave me a great BBBJ slipped on a Johnny and started with doggy, then reverse cowgirl and finally missionary where I blew my load. Afterwards, over a drink, we chatted in bed, she was 35! (she looked way younger) and had two teenage kids. After 20 minute she started back to work on my John Thomas, while she was a trooper, the jet lag and the booze had had its' effect and I couldn't go a second round and called it a night. She showered, I gave her 2 k, she gave me her line and a hell of a kiss and we parted. Great first night in the LOS!

Welcome to Pattaya! I am glad to hear you are having fun. What you paid is your business and I applaud you for rewarding your lady for her good service. I am not one of them members of the price police that plague this board, but just FYI I think the girl would have been more than happy just with the 1500 you agreed on as this is still way above the going BR rate.

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

[FL Hawk]

Why do you need to buy 3 drinks? Everywhere I have seen 1 will get you in. And sometimes 0. FL Hawk, what is the name of that club on Walking Street where the chick was all over me kept making me touch her pussy and shit. I didn't buy her anything. I just gave her 100 baht tip before we left.

Haha, I do remember that! You are the master. I can't remember the name of the club, but your point that one can negotiate lower rates is made. However, you have the skills and the patience that many of us short-term visitors don't have or cannot develop in our limited time. I will be back in wet October and still owe you dinner my friend.

[Sammy1968]

Arrived and caught a bus down to Pattaya, chatted with two older fellows on the bus, one Australian, obviously gay (he talked about Patpong a lot) and an American, ex Navy who travels the world and told me about the bars in Pattaya. They both knew what I was coming for in LOS, but we were surrounded by 'polite' company.

Arrived about 6 pm at the Aya Hotel really tired from the long flight / bus trip, so had a shower and a 30 minute nap and then wandered out into the evening twilight about 8 pm, was warm and dry (no monsoon rains).

Had some food from a street cart and then stopped at The Stones House had a couple of beers and watched the circus unfold and took it all in as the band played AC / DC and Rage Against the Machine covers it was a little early and felt like just watching the stream of tourists, Chinese scout troupes and guys on the prowl.

Intent on checking out SkyFall, Baccara and Lighthouse, around 10 pm I wandered up and down the street and admired the cute lasses touting for customers before visiting all three clubs as well as Infinity. I didn't much like Baccara, Lighthouse was ok, but made mental notes to return to Skyfall and Infinity, by now it was around midnight and the jetlag and half a dozen beers were sapping my will to stay awake and I headed for home. I took a trip down the beach side of the main drag and enjoyed checking out all the rather tasty looking FL's standing along it, feeling somewhat reinvigorated I decided to go back and choose one for a romp.

She was about 160 cm, slim and looked to be about 28 (probably older) dark skinned and spoke good English. Being a newbie and a little drunk, she asked for 2 K, I countered with 1 K for BBJ, DATY and 2 shots and we agreed on 1500. Back in the room after separate showers, I checked her out properly, some baby damage but not too noticeable and small handful tits, beautiful dark skin and a lovely smile. Started off with DFK, fingering and then on to DATY, no reticence from her and she seemed to enjoy it, made all the right noise and got very wet, gave me a great BBBJ slipped on a Johnny and started with doggy, then reverse cowgirl and finally missionary where I blew my load. Afterwards, over a drink, we chatted in bed, she was 35! (she looked way younger) and had two teenage kids. After 20 minute she started back to work on my John Thomas, while she was a trooper, the jet lag and the booze had had its' effect and I couldn't go a second round and called it a night. She showered, I gave her 2 k, she gave me her line and a hell of a kiss and we parted. Great first night in the LOS!

[Banana Boi]

King's birthday today. Tons and tons of girls on Beach Road.

[Flo69]

Dear friends,

Spent now more then a week in Pattaya, just give an update from my perspective what's going on nowadays. Usually daytime I hang around at the beach for some soda / beer and a massage; water dirty as always but hey, who cares. Went then three times around 3 pm to Soi 13/2. The Gogo on the right side coming from the beachm close to McDonalds which opens usually at 1 pm. Girls 5/10 to 7/10. Did not barfine the first two times; Third time I wanted to BF a cutie (which I had already one year ago after 2 weeks in the bar) but: super unfriendly mamsan (already the 2 times before), super unfriendly waitress and the gal not interested at all. Maybe some frustration, some people told me they shut down in September. Went sometimes instead of Soi 13 to Soi 6. From my perspective the action starts later then I know from my trips before. On year ago you could find already some real nice girls at 2 pm; nowadays it tends to be more 5 pm; even 6 pm is better and the bars are full. Identified one place (red dot I think) which is opposite an Aussie bar; nice to sit in Aussie bar and check the gals on red dot and toy box. Found one 22 year old super pretty girl, super nice and new room with perfect shower and bed (350 bht.) and ST girl (1.000 bht). Perfect.

Another day, Soi6 I went to Click bar. One maybe 30 year old caught my eye, top body, nice smile. One beer, one LD and BJ on the couch inside (curtain around) 1. 010 bht. Really good. Was at around 5 pm. When I left even more nice girls outside.

Walking street: Good to see that my favorite GoGo Peppermint still up and running with lots of funny girls (well, not the most beautiful but lots of dancing and smiling). Did not ask for prices, don't barfine that much from gogos, I like to drink in the night and bum bum daytime Another place I go usually just to watch the girls is Iron. Completely disappointment. Girls only on the first of the three stages, maybe 8 girls in total at midnight. Went to Whats Up, still the best girls BUT: Beer plus LD 485 bht. Asked for barfine: 3.000 bht, girl (9/10) requested 8. 000 bht ST! Crazy prices and little bit too pushy. Windmill closed due to renovations but the sister bar (forget the name, is on walking street, can't miss, its a sign which says sister bar of windmill). Still same action inside. Some of 4/10, lots of 5/10 and little 6/10. Prices OK (I forgot). Spend most of my time in the evening in Soi Metro. Still more relaxed, barfinded a 20 year old cutie (8/10) (sad thing: no word English). BF 800 bht, LT 5.000 Super Service, just did what I requested. One evening to the castle (for those of you who are into BDSM). Same procedure as always. You go in, get a show with 5 to 6 ladies / slave girls. Nice and funny. Total damage: 5.000 bht (first beer 900 incl. The show, 2 LDs (500 bht.) and one girl for one hour 3.500. Definitely worth the price if you are into it.

Hope it helps some of you guys! Bangkok Report will follow soon in BK chapter (Thermae, Kapoo Club, Soi Cowboy, BJ Bars).

Save travel and be respectful.

Cheers,

Flo69.

[FunExplorer]

Day 1 in Pattaya.

After arriving in the evening, I had shower and headed for WS. Visited among others Doll House, Peppermint, Shark, Sweethearts. I could not find a girl in whom I was interested until 9 PM. I then went to Super Baby. This club has a wide selection of girls and I did not take much time in selecting a beauty, who was about 23 years. She had a nice body apart from being well mannered. Had a couple of beers there with her before moving into my room. Girl like my room in Penthouse Hotel with its lighting and dance pole. We had a quick shower and then I asked her to dance. Oh. That was nice, indeed. Started with DFK. She was cooperative from the beginning. After BJ, I fucked her in different positions and finished in about 12 minutes. Paid her TBH 2000 plus tips of 500. I had paid 800 as bar fine earlier.

Left again to WS after seeing off the girl. This time picked up a FL who was from Cambodia. Was about 27 years, though she claimed to be 21. Had a good session with her but could not cum. Sent her off paying TBH 800 which was agreed plus 200 as tips.

By the time I set off again, it was 12.30 AM. So, I went back to Super Baby. Though I spotted a nice girl and invited her for a drink, I did not take her to the room for another hour, as I was enjoying the beauties on the dias and having beer with the girl. Finally, we were in the room. Not a session to remember. The girl was okay but mechanical. Sent the girl paying 2,000 and no tips.

Had paid 800 as bar fine.

[PedroEscobar]

Hello friends,

Bit late, but here is my 2nd part of my trip.

I think this will be more useful for Indian guys as I have certainly observed that different things and different setup works for different races.

Thaifriendly. Avoid it. It takes lot of time to prearrange and not guaranteed. Lot of better options available in front of eyes.

Beach road freelances. I was bit skeptical after going through some reports regarding quality and safety. But this option is far better. Particularly on weekend nights. I was impressed by the sheer number of girls available on Saturday night with some absolute stunners. Weekday nights are not that great but one can still find a gem. Trick is grab the girl once you like her and the vibes between you 2 are good. I messed up on Saturday night as I could not decide which to take. Sometimes too many good options are also spoil things as one tend to think lets find better one By the time we are back, earlier girl is taken!

Best option for desis is Nasha and Tonys.

Both these clubs play total Bollywood songs. Almost all males are Indians. So the girls coming to these joints are definitely comfortable with and ready to go with Indians..

Great report Cool Mumbai, some good information for your countryman. Full respect for highlighting your 'fellow travellers' antics, although maybe not the same but we all raise an eyebrow now and then at our own countrymen & women on our trips around the world.

[SamWise1]

Just finished a 3 pm stroll down Soi 6 for you guys. Over half the bars are closed. The ones that were open only had 1-4 girls in them with the odd exception like Ruby. Ruby had a young petite cute one who I will go back for. She was maybe only 1 of 2 doable girls for me on the entire Soi. Most were downright older and ugly. Never seen it this bad and I have seen some bad days on Soi 6 even before the rule change. Today's walk was to update you guys only. Seeing one of my regulars tonight and saving my energy.

This is sad to hear. Soi6 used to be bustling around 4 to 5 PM. Hope this rule changes soon. Is night time also dull due to the rule? Thanks for the report.

[Banana Boi]

Just finished a 3 pm stroll down Soi 6 for you guys. Over half the bars are closed. The ones that were open only had 1-4 girls in them with the odd exception like Ruby. Ruby had a young petite cute one who I will go back for. She was maybe only 1 of 2 doable girls for me on the entire Soi. Most were downright older and ugly. Never seen it this bad and I have seen some bad days on Soi 6 even before the rule change. Today's walk was to update you guys only. Seeing one of my regulars tonight and saving my energy.

[Uncle Volodya]

Remember the time we both walked into Dolls gogo on Soi 6 and we both had girls we wanted there but were shocked that pricing for BF and services was equal to a top WS gogo club. That was disappointing given it's on Soi 6.

Those chicks were hot! We should have bit the bullet and done it. 555.

Me and Illusion walked in there in May and the selection was horrid. Stretch marks and bullet wounds.

[Dive Monger]

Uhm... I think it doesn't work that way. After a few days your body has adjusted to the day / night (light / dark) rhythm of the place where you are.
So when it's 7 pm in Thailand, and it's already dark, your brain does not think it's 1 pm or whatever the time is then in your home country.

So actually I think it's better to 'force' the same routine on yourself. Or more or less the same routine anyway.
Works for me anyway. I have tried to be a night owl but I felt like shit after a couple of days.

That is actually my big problem: I reside 12 timezones away (North America) and my body DOES adjust to the local timezone when I am in Thailand. Problem is, my 'normal' time is to awake at sunup, and to relax at sundown, and go to bed a couple of hours later. I have not used an alarm clock in years, my body just automatically wakes at that time, and gets sleepy at nighttime. When I try to stay on my 'home time' so that I can do that bar / gogo thing from 7 PM to 4 AM, my body simply does not cooperate. Very frustrating, especially since afternoon and early entertainment seems to be rapidly drying up.

[Cool Mumbai]

Hello friends,

Bit late, but here is my 2nd part of my trip.

I think this will be more useful for Indian guys as I have certainly observed that different things and different setup works for different races.

Thaifriendly. Avoid it. It takes lot of time to prearrange and not guaranteed. Lot of better options available in front of eyes.

Beach road freelances. I was bit skeptical after going through some reports regarding quality and safety. But this option is far better. Particularly on weekend nights. I was impressed by the sheer number of girls available on Saturday night with some absolute stunners. Weekday nights are not that great but one can still find a gem. Trick is grab the girl once you like her and the vibes between you 2 are good. I messed up on Saturday night as I could not decide which to take. Sometimes too many good options are also spoil things as one tend to think lets find better one By the time we are back, earlier girl is taken!

Best option for desis is Nasha and Tonys.

Both these clubs play total Bollywood songs. Almost all males are Indians. So the girls coming to these joints are definitely comfortable with and ready to go with Indians.

Nasha. Lot of Russians (or from adjacent countries). However these are the girls who are beyond their prime time. I found most of them are leftovers from gulf countries. Once rich sheikhs drill them fully and they put some wights, past prime time, they shift to India and maybe Thailand. In Nasha, you have to be proactive and ask the girl. Most will just stand there waiting for you. Around 4 K full night.

Tonys. More Thai girls here and bit more interactive. Girls will hit you continuously. Around 2.5-3 k full night.

So my suggestion for desi boys is explore Nasha and tony along with beach road freelancers. You have more on your platter than you can eat.

Daytime I explored soapies, Soi 6, DD. Nights Nasha Tony BR.

One should have around 8 k per day for mongering purpose to have good time.

Also no need to do lot of research, just land in Pattaya. The place will guide you itself. Even after spending time in Pattaya somebody is not happy, no place in world can make you happy.

And please don't be rude and cheap charlie. By paying girl or joint, we are not owing them! We can be better travelers too. I personally felt bad seeing behavior of some of our fellas.

Enjoy and have a blast.

[Mogwai]

I just can't understand guys like you who force the same routine on yourself even though your 6 hours ahead (or more) when your in Thailand. Midnight in Thailand is 6 pm in Europe, why force such a drastic sleeping pattern change on yourself?

Uhm... I think it doesn't work that way. After a few days your body has adjusted to the day / night (light / dark) rhythm of the place where you are.
So when it's 7 pm in Thailand, and it's already dark, your brain does not think it's 1 pm or whatever the time is then in your home country.

So actually I think it's better to 'force' the same routine on yourself. Or more or less the same routine anyway.
Works for me anyway. I have tried to be a night owl but I felt like shit after a couple of days.