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[EihTooms]

Decided to give the other deaf girl a go. Her name is Pon.

If you like really small petite girls, she's also 1500.

A dead fish in bed, she pretty much wants you to pound away and get it over with.

But man, what a hot, little natural body, and tiny punami.

And I'm not going to name names, but I've gotten offered BBFS twice since I've been here, which is more than I had it offered in the other four visits to BKK combined.

If that's your thing, apparently this is the market right now for it. The economy is tough and the competition is fierce.

I can combine both topics from an experience I had taking one of those deaf girls in front of Nana parking lot last week. My first one. And probably the last. Don't remember her name but it wasn't Pon. Also petite and a cute smile. I was just passing by and she caught my eye.

She had a small writing pad with something like "sex for money. 1500 baht 1 hour" written in pencil on it. Maybe her phone battery was low.
More curious to see how this would go with one of those girls than anything else, I used Google Translate to ask if her pussy was shaved. Yes. I gave her a thumbs up for that. Then I typed "Will it be good sex? No condom ok?" Without hesitation she flipped her little writing pad to the next blank page and wrote "2500". I loved the novel negotiation style so much I said ok and we went up to Sukhumvit to get a taxi.

That was where things began to go down hill. Zero chemistry in the taxi. I understand many Thai girls are not going to get lovey dovey in a taxi but will warm up in the room. But that isn't the way it was this time. Like yours, she was a total dead fish. All of her smiles, fun flirtiness and focused attention she exhibited on the soi to convince me to take her had evaporated. She kept her lips pursed and gave the head turn. There was no chance of even Shallow French Kissing much less DFK. A real turn off. After getting a Yes on a shaved pussy and BBFS, I totally forgot to negotiate for DFK. LOL. Oh well.

Sure enough, she did lay there and was available for BBFS if you are anxious to hone your necrophilia skills. But it was really quite a dreary task for me.

I will not repeat. And I feel my Nana parking lot deaf girl curiosity has been satisfied.

[SexInStl]

Decided to give the other deaf girl a go. Her name is Pon.

If you like really small petite girls, she's also 1500.

A dead fish in bed, she pretty much wants you to pound away and get it over with.

But man, what a hot, little natural body, and tiny punami.

And I'm not going to name names, but I've gotten offered BBFS twice since I've been here, which is more than I had it offered in the other four visits to BKK combined.

If that's your thing, apparently this is the market right now for it. The economy is tough and the competition is fierce.

[Member #4698]

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[Run Mann]

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[EihTooms]

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[Syzygies]

There was a Starbucks at the corner of Soi 5 and Sukhumvit? Where the McDonald's is now? When was that? Can't recall it.

Anyway, most of the time there are SWs on Sukhumvit between Soi 3 and 5 in the morning. However quality is low usually.
Some of them are LBs indeed but they tend to gather at / around the little terrrace of the McDonald's in the evening.

Yes you are absolutely right. I never went in because it's a Mc Donalds (not Starbucks right on the corner). They may serve coffee too. Comment about Ladyboys zone still applies.

There was some sort of pub/restaurant on the other corner (not sure if still there) and maybe a tailor very close by.

There is a Starbucks very close by though, even if not right on the corner. Can't be more than a few shops away between Soi 3 and Soi 5. Still a major ladyboy zone and was a black girl zone at one time as well. Not sure if ladyboys hang inside Starbucks, but certainly inside the Maccas as well as outside.

[Mogwai]

Not sure this will help, but a couple of years ago back when there was a Starbucks at the corner of soi 5 and Sukhumvit, there were several SWs out until 8:30 am or so. There were some serious lookers there too (I think I wrote a report about this observation, not sure). But if you end up with no fixed plans for that early hour, take a cruise around that part of Suk and see what pops up. You might be pleasantly surprised.

Ha ha. That is a big time Lady Boy zone. Could be relatively few real girls, but I never checked at that hour, naturally.

There was a Starbucks at the corner of Soi 5 and Sukhumvit? Where the McDonald's is now? When was that? Can't recall it.

Anyway, most of the time there are SWs on Sukhumvit between Soi 3 and 5 in the morning. However quality is low usually.
Some of them are LBs indeed but they tend to gather at / around the little terrrace of the McDonald's in the evening.

[Syzygies]

I don't know why any one would bother to be perfectly honest and I am guessing unless you have a regular arrangement with the girl they don't care either.

Right on. If we see a girl with another guy (whether customer or not- not always easy to tell), but she does not acknowledge us at all, there is clearly no need to go say Hello,. There is a very impolite Thai word to describe this: "seuak" which basically refers to someone not minding his own business.

Could be the girl is with a sponser that does not know she is still working as a hooker.

If we see a girl apparently alone, still care is needed re who might be observing what is going on (or about to reappear. Could be her mother as I mentioned who does not know the daughter associates with dubious Farangs). I always advise: look for a sign of encouragement by the girl before approaching her, and even then no point unless you know her well. If she is clearly receptive, then decide for yourself if there is any point to going to say Hello, or just ignore her.

I have seen girls trying to avoid me seeing them. I certainly take the hint.

[Syzygies]

Not sure this will help, but a couple of years ago back when there was a Starbucks at the corner of soi 5 and Sukhumvit, there were several SWs out until 8:30 am or so. There were some serious lookers there too (I think I wrote a report about this observation, not sure). But if you end up with no fixed plans for that early hour, take a cruise around that part of Suk and see what pops up. You might be pleasantly surprised.

Ha ha. That is a big time Lady Boy zone. Could be relatively few real girls, but I never checked at that hour, naturally.

[Member #4698]

4. On my first day, I fly in at 5:30 am, probably get to my hotel near Nana at 6:30 am. I doubt I'll be able to check in. Anything naughty I could do at 7 am? I'the love to find a place with a decent two hour massage, play around a bit, then get breakfast and pray for a 10 am check in.

I fully understand your desire to get something going as soon as you arrive. We all have that desire.

At least half of the time I fly over Europe from the US to SE Asia so like you, I arrive between 5:30 am and 8 am. I don't mind these early daybreak arrivals because I have learned to throttle down my excitement level temporarily so as to acclimate to BKK time. Thus, I check into my hotel (early if possible), get some breakfast, and then rest and relax by the hotel pool until normal BKK wakes up. So, by 10 am the malls are open and I go buy a sim card and a few other essential items. By 11 am I have usually checked into my hotel and by noon the massage parlors begin to open as the girls slowly begin to arrive. I have now acclimated myself to BKK time. Let the good times roll!

The other half of the time I fly trans pacific from the USA so I arrive in SE Asia between 6 pm and 10 pm. I have no problems on these night time flight arrivals unless the flight arrives very late because even though I am tired from a 22 plus hour flight the adrenaline kicks in, I am too excited for sleep, and I want to get it on, so I check in to my hotel as fast as possible, take a quick shower and then either I have prearranged for one of my favorite regular girl or girls to come by for reunion party party or I go out to Go Go land if it is still early enough or if later I hit the bars.

But back to your early morning situation: if you can't wait for 12 o'clock noon, which is a mistake IMHO because you should never rush things in LOS or go against the flow, but if you absolutely can't wait, ha ha, then I suggest you try to prearrange a "date" on one of the social media sights with a girl (FL or escort) to hook up at her apartment. This plan is far from foolproof. So many things can leave you high and dry and probably will, but this is your best shot of shagging someone decent at that time in the morning when you are without a room and don't know any girls. Of course, you can always walk around and see what is still available on the sois from the night before and check into a short time hotel with your find, but most of the talent still left around at that time of day is pretty low, although you might get lucky and spot a diamond in the rough, or not care who you find. 555. I would prefer to wait until noon/1pm.

In any case, I look forward to reading your trip report to see how you make out. Good will hunting.

NB.

[Kumbu]

4. On my first day, I fly in at 5:30 am, probably get to my hotel near Nana at 6:30 am. I doubt I'll be able to check in. Anything naughty I could do at 7 am? I'the love to find a place with a decent two hour massage, play around a bit, then get breakfast and pray for a 10 am check in.

Not sure this will help, but a couple of years ago back when there was a Starbucks at the corner of soi 5 and Sukhumvit, there were several SWs out until 8:30 am or so. There were some serious lookers there too (I think I wrote a report about this observation, not sure). But if you end up with no fixed plans for that early hour, take a cruise around that part of Suk and see what pops up. You might be pleasantly surprised.

[Goatscrot]

The best lesbian show ever was the one at Hollywood (now billboard) in Nana back in the early 2000's. 12 girls on stage at one time going at it (although they were paired off in 6 pairs most of the show). At one point in the show, they formed a circle in human centipede position and each girl put a dildo in her teeth and inserted it in the girl in front of her's pussy and went back and forth. It was friggin awesome.

"Our Place" (or was it called "My Place") across from Baccara used to have a rocking lesbian show in the mid 2000's. Those 2 girls who did that show were hot as hell. And the lesbian show in the mid to late 2000's at the bar that used to be called some Egyptian name (I think it's called Light or Lighthouse now) was also awesome.

Long Gun and Rawhide still have pretty good shows, but I haven't seen any shows as good as they used to have. The Rawhide shower show can be interesting if the girls are drunk and start licking each other's pussies. I used to love the shower show at G-Spot in Nana back in the early 2000's. I don't know if Suzie Wong still has shows because I never really liked that place so I rarely go in there. Too dirty. They did have a good lesbian show though as well. The shows at CH are pretty much garbage.

The DP show in Carnival when it first opened in the early '00's was pretty amazing as well. 2 gals with strap-ONS would have it at with another gal.

[Anon Mous]

2. As you can probably tell in my previous post, I do like myself the Russian / CIS type. I gave my experiences on where to find them, does anyone have any other bars or clubs for freelancers? Someone mentioned Shock39, how is that place? (Please don't hate, I go to BKK because my work has me in South / South East Asia and I can go easily for a weekend. Otherwise, I'the be in Kiev).

4. On my first day, I fly in at 5:30 am, probably get to my hotel near Nana at 6:30 am. I doubt I'll be able to check in. Anything naughty I could do at 7 am? I'the love to find a place with a decent two hour massage, play around a bit, then get breakfast and pray for a 10 am check in.

Cheers!

Regarding Shock 39 and Russian/CIS talent, go through my FRs and I think you'll get sufficient information. Also, as another senior mentioned, ask your hotel and you may be able to get early check-in. I've been able to check in at around 7-7.30 in the morning on numerous occasions. Depends upon a bunch of factors such as how accomodating/friendly the staff is (usually not a problem in case of 4-5* properties), the category of the room you are staying in (better chances of early check-in/late check-out if you are staying in an executive suite or such like), duration of stay (obviously, longer the better), how frequently you stay at that property etc. Ask and you may be pleasantly surprised. Cheers!

[Run Mann]

Hey Mongers,

I'm traveling to Thailand with my wife. She just wanted to experience a gogo bar. We are mainly looking for a strip show with cute girl. Can anyone please recommend a couple friendly place where my wife will be welcomed and will not be made to feel uncomfortable by creepy men?

TIA.

How old is she, is she hot? Everyone gets look at in Thailand and some men may even say smile at her or worst say hello to her. Question is how uncomfortable will you be if this happens? Lots of creepy men in Nana but if you are a cool guy and both have a sense of humor you both will be fine.

[SexInStl]

Great reporting. I came across a YouTube video somewhere that briefly mentioned a few freelancers who also happened to be deaf that always hang out in front of the Nana sign. That video was slightly dated, maybe two years old, but I wonder if they are the same girls. I think the deaf prefer to hang around their own kind which also makes communication easier among themselves. So, how do you end up communicating with the deaf girl?

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