Thread: FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof
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11-15-16 04:18 #2783
Posts: 1159Originally Posted by Myrrh [View Original Post]
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11-15-16 00:03 #2782
Posts: 1000The Hofmeister?
Originally Posted by Fcarlton [View Original Post]
Given the 70 euro entry fee I would be expecting them to be feeding me caviar off the asses of virgins or allowing me to drink champagne from a straw straight out of super cooled pussies.
You can eat yourself silly and get riotously drunk at many FKK's without paying up to the 70 euros that you need to enter Bernds and CIM is standard at around a dozen FKKs, we are talking those of the red carpet club variety.
I've never been to Bernds and part of the reason why I have never been is because first time visitors often remark that they find the place surprisingly small and the overwhelming consensus from many reports is that the women are older and far less attractive than what you would find in a normal FKK.
The saving grace of this place is that the women are willing to please but it appears that they are more willing to please guys who are regulars than anyone else.
The only interest that I would have in this place is if they allowed my 'Mr Happy' to party all the way without his happy hat on. But your wholesome report is surprisingly silent about this particular interesting possibility. Never mind as this department is amply taken care of at many FKK RTCs.
What about the fact that this place is completely closed all weekend which makes this place absolutely useless for those travelling from the UK for a weekend break? Why close on the days that people at last have time to go to the place? For that reason alone this makes the place a complete non-starter for me.
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11-14-16 22:49 #2781
Posts: 4Wassab
I did see Mina on my last visit which was late September. And yes, I heard that the wonderful Anna has retired and gone back to the homeland. Glad to see someone who shares my views on the Hof. I am known as Freddie in the club and the best places are where you are known. Have fun.
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11-14-16 11:04 #2780
Posts: 150Originally Posted by Fcarlton [View Original Post]
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11-08-16 00:47 #2779
Posts: 4Another visit to the Hof
The "Schieferhof" or Hof as the German's call it is located on Schieferhof 28 thus the nick name. The clubs actual name is Bernds Sauna Club. The Hof invented the FKK club concept and is over 30 years old. Often copied but never duplicated. Remember a true FKK club means the women are totally naked and the men wear only towels if that. Robes are anti FKK.
I have going to Bernds for several years now and the visits seem to get better and better. I,for one, love the Hof! I just wish I had a place like this back home where I could visit when I wanted and have a good time relaxing with beautiful naked women. What's not to like?
The Hof is located in the small village of Lichtenberg and you could drive by it and never know it was there. Off the A3 about 25 km east of Bonn not far from the city of Hennef. There are no signs on the building and no advertisements on the road. You ring the door bell and are greeted warmly by one of the service providers and she is nude of course. The thekefrau's are friendly and check you in after you pay the entrance fee of 70 E. Yes, the entry fee is higher but some extras are included in the service such as CIM if the lady consents. A lady is assigned to give you a tour of the facilities and help you get situated.
The Hof is situation in a two story residential home. The office, women's locker room and massage room are located on the second floor. The second floor is off limits to guests unless accompanied by one of the ladies. The ground floor has guest 4 rooms, two locker rooms, a shower, toilet (located across from the entry desk), dining room, main lounge and main bar.
The basement has a "room with a view" or the bubble room as we call it with a large bed. Here is where guests and girls play for all to see, sometimes groups of people. The basement lounge is more relaxed with dance pole and a more party feel. There are two guest rooms and the Men's relax room. Down the hall you'll find a sauna on the left with sink. To the right a dual stall shower and a urinal at the end.
More on the two bars: One on the main floor and one in the basement with bar stools to sit on. There are sitting areas around the bars. You can have all the great German beer and soft drinks you want. Alcoholic hard drinks are included which is different from most clubs. There is a small room for dining and food is good and plentiful and served buffet style. One needs to keep fueled up for the upcoming action. There is a small relaxation men room downstairs to watch TV, sleep or read the newspaper between sessions if you desire.
Women are usually sitting on the sofas unless otherwise engaged. Bernds has a strict no approach policy, and you must initiate the process if you want to get serviced. The part that I enjoy the most is the women are real and like to joke and have fun. Yes, they want to make money but why not have fun in the process. I have been to so many places where the provider just wants you to get off as soon as you can so they can get another victim. That scenario is not the case at Bernds. The women want you to have fun and provide the highest personal service possible. These women are not clock watchers and do not beat you up if you over your allotted time by a few minutes. It could be the company I keep and who I visit the club with? I like to visit with one of the organized tour groups who advertise on the forum here.
Now for the fun. I can remember earlier this year sitting in the room chatting with the ladies. The ladies come from different countries such as Germany, Bulgaria, Romania, Poland, Hungary and Russia. There are other countries but the point is they are diverse. So the ladies are ready and willing to give we foreigners language lessons on how to say "I love you. " For example, 'Ich liebe dich' in German, "Obichamp te" in Bulgarian, "te iubesc" in Romanian, and "yah liu bliu tebya" in Russian. The Russich was very helpful on how to say the words in Russian. We tried to teach the thekefrau the words and somehow she uttered "I blew Timmy" for liubliu tebya. We all had a good laugh on that one.
Public action on the sofas is the norm at Bernds. My friends decided to give me a gift and challenged me to get a public blow job at their expense. I accepted the challenge and chose Tina, a beautiful, thin Romanian lady. Her hair was long and soft and she got down to business between my legs in the main sitting area level zero. Mr. Happy was more than accommodating in her mouth and soon I was in nivana. Tina is typical of the ladies: friendly, beautiful and provides excellent service.
Typical service at the Hof involves: Find a lady of your choice, sit by her or get her attention. It's standard that she'll offer to get you a drink, start some small talk, fondling and kissing. This will lead to her playing with Mr. Happy and public oral sex. For those not so open you can opt to go directly to a room. It's common and accepted for other guests to be present and watch the action as men couple with the guests. In fact don't be surprised to see a guest getting oral while having his drink standing at the bar. Some guests even enjoy their entire session in the lounge while everyone watches. Remember a real FKK club means sex can happen anywhere. At the bar, in the garden, shower, sauna you name is it's all possible.
Bernds has a couple of masseuses (female) Sandra and Julia. They give a good massage and can make it erotic if you so desire. The regular massage was just fine for me as my little brother is usually well taken care of by the ladies.
I like all of the ladies at Bernds but have had very good experiences with Maria (26), the beautiful Bulgarian, Tina / Romanich (27) who provides consistently good service, just to name a few. I like the fact that new providers rotate in and have had good reports on Xenia,(23) and Susanna (21). The other ladies provide very good service. So if you want to have a good time, make the trek over Hennef to the villa on Shieferhof called Bernds.
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10-30-16 15:56 #2778
Posts: 46Originally Posted by EFrog [View Original Post]
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10-23-16 16:32 #2777
Posts: 101Easy.
Originally Posted by SAS40 [View Original Post]
Why not starting from this major WSG asset and This is the purpose we all report on the forum.
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10-15-16 21:48 #2776
Posts: 46Originally Posted by VitoCorleone [View Original Post]
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10-15-16 19:24 #2775
Posts: 2473Originally Posted by SAS40 [View Original Post]
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10-14-16 17:23 #2774
Posts: 46Is Jacky still present at the club?
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10-03-16 05:17 #2773
Posts: 58Originally Posted by FreddieKim [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Neurosynth [View Original Post]
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10-02-16 01:26 #2772
Posts: 1159Originally Posted by FreddieKim [View Original Post]
http://engl.fkk-schieferhof.de/ladies/
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10-01-16 19:47 #2771
Posts: 8Monday or Tuesday is good day to visit?
Hi,
I have never been Bernd's. So My next trip to Germany in next February, I going to try Bernd's for sure.
Do you think Monday or Tuesday is good day to visit? Or LU will be much weaker than Friday?
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10-01-16 19:10 #2770
Posts: 77Sorry
Some cockup with the login made a duplicate there.
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10-01-16 19:08 #2769
Posts: 77Originally Posted by Zumboit [View Original Post]