Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Prive girls are definitely 8+.

Read gparena.net and gpguia.

And here.

I have identified many 8+ prive girls on this group.

Are Prives girls 8, 9, and 10's? Because that's also what I'm after. 8's, 9's and 10's, mixed race, mulata, or negra preferred. Prives are the spots to find that?

[Vagabundo1]

If it weren't for porn my memory and writing about the last 1200 days would not have an index.

For that matter, most of we mongers know rio by buttman and the new buttman -- mamboperv.com -- porno!

Are you sure about that?? Somebody is living the life!

[Jbloggs1]

Usually to get PREP it is mandatory to do a HIV test first, which is for a good reason. If someone uses PREP and is already HIV positive it will limit treatment options of the actual disease.

I assume Vagabundo means that the place does not require you to do a test prior to purchase. Very questionable from a medical standpoint. Starting PREP without being 100% sure of negative status is just stupid.

Thanks! And I'm already on it but for me, its expensive getting a test every 3 months so I'm less worried about not testing.

[UniversalX]

Leave that porno alone! Why do guys get wrapped up in the themes or titles of porn? It is not real life. It is fiction.

Are you sure about that?? Somebody is living the life!

[Aristhotle]

Achieved a 40-inch waist to complement your 30-inch inseam without a diet of fatty, cancer-causing junk food? What a feat.

Anyone know where to buy healthy foods in Rio like raw spinach, salads, fruits (Mango, banana, etc) and sunflower seeds?

Also where in Rio can one buy some simple but delicious grilled chicken breast. I don't want to be eating too much bad foods. My 2000 daily calories need to be full of the good foods I listed.

[Aristhotle]

You're better off going to prives.

gparena.net

Prives.

Go and pick two girls, ask to conversar, explain what you want, do a threesome.

Triple 69.

That means it is possible in a threesome for 6 combinations of 69, meia nove.

Rinse, repeat, report.

But don't' take pictures without permission.

That will get you jiu jitsu'ed to the ground and your camera taken away.

Are Prives girls 8, 9, and 10's? Because that's also what I'm after. 8's, 9's and 10's, mixed race, mulata, or negra preferred. Prives are the spots to find that?

[Golfinho]

Vagabundo is very health conscious now, and it is obvious that all the fast food the hoars eat will kill you through cancer, etc. So avoid it.
Then, and this is where the story ends, he tried to order a salada. Motels lips has no salad. He tried to order rice. Motel lips had no rice, or it was not clear. But a fried chicken eatin negra scooped up the phone and ordered fries and hamburger. Well, vagabundo he knew he would end up eating some fatty, cancer causing junk food, where vagabundo rode the metro back to barra, and healthy food in my own fridge.

So, there it is.

Achieved a 40-inch waist to complement your 30-inch inseam without a diet of fatty, cancer-causing junk food? What a feat.

[Vagabundo1]

You're better off going to prives.

gparena.net

Prives.

Go and pick two girls, ask to conversar, explain what you want, do a threesome.

Triple 69.

That means it is possible in a threesome for 6 combinations of 69, meia nove.

Rinse, repeat, report.

But don't' take pictures without permission.

That will get you jiu jitsu'ed to the ground and your camera taken away.

I see.

Oh well. I guess it's back to searching for the ultimate PSE threesome with 2 girls who are 9 or 10's. Will report my success once I get to Rio and achieve this.

[Dcrist0527]

I would say the odds of twin sisters eating each other out and putting on a lesbian show are between "0 and Never going to happen". Better to be happy with both of them going down on you at the same time!

Hahaha Well, being the perv I am, I did message them. I'm still 2 months out from my trip but I do plan on seeing them. Just a heads up, those photos are likely a bit dated. I know that will shock no one. The more recent photos are definitely down 1 point or so. Still attractive and I'm still determined to live the fantasy, real or not.

[Aristhotle]

I would say the odds of twin sisters eating each other out and putting on a lesbian show are between "0 and Never going to happen". Better to be happy with both of them going down on you at the same time!

I see.

Oh well. I guess it's back to searching for the ultimate PSE threesome with 2 girls who are 9 or 10's. Will report my success once I get to Rio and achieve this.

[Golfinho]

I would say the odds of twin sisters eating each other out and putting on a lesbian show are between "0 and Never going to happen". Better to be happy with both of them going down on you at the same time!

The odds might increased if they were Siamese twins.

[Vagabundo1]

Since you are paying close attention to Vagabundo's fashion trends, I also recommend:

In the Navy exchange aboard Coronado, the SOG SEAL Strike, the SOG Trident, and a Jewish and / or Christian chaplain collar device.

The POC2 beige uniform is exactly the same as the Bombeiro uniform!

In Rio,

Laura Artesanato.

Rua Senhora dos Passos 135, Saara-Centro, RJ.

Has great rainbow masks (Vagabundo's pronouns are your royal highness and identifies as a lesbian).

And the aforementioned, often.

Casa do Bombeiro.

Praça the República, 13 - Centro, Rio de Janeiro. RJ, 20211-350.

For all your fashion needs.

Also, go to Central metro for SIM chips, 18 r for Claro Vivo or Tim, no CPF required.

40 waist, 30 length?

No need to look for numbers.

Just ask for the size, 'as wide as you are tall. '.

[Mr Enternational]

I would say the odds of twin sisters eating each other out and putting on a lesbian show are between "0 and Never going to happen". Better to be happy with both of them going down on you at the same time!

Leave that porno alone! Why do guys get wrapped up in the themes or titles of porn? It is not real life. It is fiction.

[Bravo]

Anyone know if these girls are really twins or not, and if they really have lesbian sex with each other? I mean even if they weren't real sisters, just that they look alike and lez out is good enough for me. Or is it they are twins or sisters, but they don't interact with each other at all? I mean still sweet but if they ain't lesbian with each other it's not as good for me. Anyone know?

https://www.barravipsrio.com/acompan...e-thais-gemeas

I would say the odds of twin sisters eating each other out and putting on a lesbian show are between "0 and Never going to happen". Better to be happy with both of them going down on you at the same time!

[Vagabundo1]

Monday, 3 pops, 2 hoars, lessons.

So Vagabundo mongered over to centro in the 15 h30 bus from barra (saving 50 r, always get a bus pass when staying at av gastao senges 395, ride never gets old).

He then went into bang a porno star in a prive (got to got to be there in person for the pussy patrols, come with vagabundo, usually meet daily 13 h at cinelandia starbucks).

Two pops.

150 r.

100 tip for anal.

Kkkkkkk.

Nota bene, she did not like the new blue ice flavored lube from the cimed company. Stick to the purple bottle, which doubles as a very thick dildo, see all the local porno! Haah.

Then, somewhat drained, vagabundo mongered over to a trash casa because noemie michelle Obama bilas was there.

He marked with her for a pernoite, and killed time getting some food at megamatte, acai and a chicken sandwich.

Lesson learned coming up, always bring some 250 ML bottles of good quality protein, like. Gold standard whey. Vagabundo is very health conscious now, and it is obvious that all the fast food the hoars eat will kill you through cancer, etc. So avoid it. Foreshadowing here.

Then vagabundo took michelle Obama noemie bilas over to lips motel, and proceeded to ride her negra pussy lips bare for pretty much a full 40 minutes of slow bare fucking, which is just what he needed, bent her over doggy and creampied her FLOTUS 20 year old not having any cell phone because rio is so fucking violent and criminal hole.

Then, vagabundo enjoyed a whole bubble bath to himself for a while, the hoars never want to get wet. Fuck them.

Then, and this is where the story ends, he tried to order a salada. Motels lips has no salad. He tried to order rice. Motel lips had no rice, or it was not clear. But michelle Obama negra noemie bilas being a fried chicken eatin negra scooped up the phone and ordered fries and hamburger. Well, vagabundo had paid 160 for pernoite, and the mattresses are hard, and he knew he would end up eating some fatty, cancer causing junk food, so, he said.

Let's just go baby.

And we did. We canceled the pernoite.

We had planned for 400 r, and I paid her 200 r in a nice note which only the centro bradesco's seem to have and gave her 20 r for bus fare, being a honorable bloke and all, and walked her to metro carioca, where vagabundo rode the metro back to barra, and healthy food in my own fridge.

So, there it is.

Paid out 450 r for 3 fucks, high cost per fuck (CPF) for vagabundo, but 2 of the 3 were porn star fucks.

Monger on, fellas.

We have some good folks in town just now!

Man, I love rio.