Pattaya Reports

[ZenMinded1]

I would suggest you try a Gentlemen's club. There are plenty around Soi Chaiyapoon. You may not have noticed them, because they are closed, IE not open to the street.

Sounds good. How do you suggest I get in exactly then? I am intrigued.

[HappyMealToy22]

Because it's my first post, I would like to thanks all the members of the forum, I discovered the forum in 2016, and learned so much since. As a ghost member, I was enjoyed reading some reports or learning from other members.

I think it's now my time to do my part. Today I'm in Pattaya, it's my third time in Thailand, I decided to stay in the Hilton hotel and book a second room in the LK metropole hotel (thanks to Sir Lancelot amazing report) as a forward operating base (FOB).

As an experienced monger, I'm quite ok with the *commercial* and social part of the job, but as a first timer in Pattaya, I'm a little uncomfortable with the places I had to discover and build my new routine in the city.

On my day 1 , I visited some LK metro gogo bar, with a poor line up of girl on stage (5/6 girls I could rate 4:5/10 in lady love for example) then I went in some bars in soi buakhao. The places looks very actives and there is a lot of choice (maybe too much for a newbie like, I made a long time to choose my spots).

At the end, at destiny club, I met a Surinamese girl, very cute small and busty 20 yo girl, I barfined her for 1 k and agreed ST for 2 k, we left the bar but she took me to Champagne club, she met some old friends and paid us some tequila and beers, its was cool and rapid moment (and I enjoyed some free drinks).

At my FOB, we had a rapid and classic sex, she was very hot but inexperienced, after a shower together we had a cute kissing time, and she tried to ride me without condom, I stopped her and put a condom and we sex in basic positions, I finished on her ass, we took a shower and left the place together.

Tonight is my second night, I will try to discover new places and chill.

[Lefeu]

You think that was painful, you should have felt what permanent laser hair removal in the area was like in the early days of the technology.

Maybe it has improved since then. But in those days it amounted to about an hour of zapping the surface of my scrotum a square centimeter at a time with a device that felt no different than a lit cigarette. Howling in excruciating pain at each zap was expected. And the recommended treatment was 5 passes over the area with about a week in between to recover.

It wasn't until the end of my 3rd session that the nurse asked in passing, "Oh, did you want to use our numbing cream in the area next time to prevent feeling any pain at all for the following 2-3 hours? It'll add about $10 to the cost of each session."

ET, that sounds like torture. I would have ran away if I had to deal with that pain. I would have rather gone for shaving, and maybe wait a week or two until there are no more stubbles.

Before I purchased a groomer, I was using a small pair of scissors to trim the Bush. They got the job done, but they were not as nice nor as efficient as my trimmer.

[Lefeu]

I find that after shaving, regrowth and, even worse, stubble are incredibly itchy and uncomfortable.

Is a close cut groomer better? Do they cut down to clean skin or a kept beard length?

Yes, my picky Korean fav urged me to stop shaving for that specific reason. As the hair starts to regrow, the stubble can be itchy indeed. So, I stopped shaving. She is now pleased with my grooming. My groomer is a Braun device, which allows me to set the length of the cut. Got it at Costco for around $20, a year ago. It works great.

[EihTooms]

A little? I must have had the wrong esthetician or someone who was pissed at me. It was excruciatingly painful my first time.

Now, I just trim with a $20 groomer. It works great and gets the job done. My Korean favs are happy.

You think that was painful, you should have felt what permanent laser hair removal in the area was like in the early days of the technology.

Maybe it has improved since then. But in those days it amounted to about an hour of zapping the surface of my scrotum a square centimeter at a time with a device that felt no different than a lit cigarette. Howling in excruciating pain at each zap was expected. And the recommended treatment was 5 passes over the area with about a week in between to recover.

It wasn't until the end of my 3rd session that the nurse asked in passing, "Oh, did you want to use our numbing cream in the area next time to prevent feeling any pain at all for the following 2-3 hours? It'll add about $10 to the cost of each session."

[Goferring]

Now, I just trim with a $20 groomer. It works great and gets the job done. My Korean favs are happy.

I find that after shaving, regrowth and, even worse, stubble are incredibly itchy and uncomfortable.

Is a close cut groomer better? Do they cut down to clean skin or a kept beard length?

[Lefeu]

...Sure the first time can be a little sensitive but just let them know it's your first, to go slow and not to rip out great acreages each pass. They will trim the long areas first anyway before waxing.

Cheers. G.

A little? I must have had the wrong esthetician or someone who was pissed at me. It was excruciatingly painful my first time.

Now, I just trim with a $20 groomer. It works great and gets the job done. My Korean favs are happy.

[Lefeu]

Absolutely! I trim everywhere that her mouth will go.

Absolutely, my mongering diet here in the US consists mostly of Korean girls, and those chicks are so damn picky about grooming. One feels guilty if you don't do the job right. They have me well trained after all these years.

They tend to get on your case if you become a repeat customer. For a first session, they could not care less, but you might not get their best if one is not groomed properly.

[Explorer8939]

Update from Facebook about some bars in Pattaya:

The Escape / Buzzin Bar complex is planned to convert to a huge go-go, 100 ladies in TreeTown.

The Cave in LK Metro will become a Soi 6 type open bar.

Camel Toe to have sexy shows at 4 pm.

One bargirl reported that Exotica bar in Soi 6 is open now. It's located in a block of bars that has been closed since Covid.

The Pattaya scene is slowly changing.

[The Cane]

Hey,

Kind of off topic, sorry, but do you guys manscape before your trips?

I am unfortunately quite hairy on my body, groin area included of course. Years ago I used to trim everything but now I'm older so not sure. I do like the feeling of being cleaner down there and does make my unit seem a bit larger.

However if I were to trim and shave my balls and pubic area, and not shave my legs, it would look a bit odd. Wonder if I should just take it all off, no joke.

I use a Philips Norelco that does an outstanding job and lasts a very long time, keeping me looking nice and smooth. For my groin and balls, I use a creme that easily removes hair. I will use a scissors to cut the pubic hair down some, then the cream takes the rest of it off. Then to get it really smooth, I go over the area with my manscaper. For my nuts, I go with just the creme. Burns a little bit for a couple of days, but that's it and well worth it. Especially if you want them nuts sucked! Mr. Ho in the German FKK threads trims his anal hairs to prep for rim jobs LOLOLOL!

[Mr Enternational]

Kind of off topic, sorry, but do you guys manscape before your trips?

When I got my vasectomy the doctor used a 3M Surgical. I have been using one ever since.

[HorseTrader]

Kind of off topic, sorry, but do you guys manscape before your trips?

Absolutely! I trim everywhere that her mouth will go.

[Goferring]

Put a gaurd on a cheap trimmer and trim everything. No need to shave.

Lots of places offer a man-kini wax. It lasts longer and isn't itchy like a close shave. They typically include your arse area as well.

Sure the first time can be a little sensitive but just let them know it's your first, to go slow and not to rip out great acreages each pass. They will trim the long areas first anyway before waxing.

Cheers. G.

[Horatio]

I often give the trimmer to some bar girl staying the night and have her trim my back where I can't reach. .

Put a gaurd on a cheap trimmer and trim everything. No need to shave.

Hey,

Kind of off topic, sorry, but do you guys manscape before your trips?

I am unfortunately quite hairy on my body, groin area included of course. Years ago I used to trim everything but now I'm older so not sure. I do like the feeling of being cleaner down there and does make my unit seem a bit larger.

However if I were to trim and shave my balls and pubic area, and not shave my legs, it would look a bit odd. Wonder if I should just take it all off, no joke.

[OlderMan4U]

Hey,

Kind of off topic, sorry, but do you guys manscape before your trips?

I am unfortunately quite hairy on my body, groin area included of course. Years ago I used to trim everything but now I'm older so not sure. I do like the feeling of being cleaner down there and does make my unit seem a bit larger.

However if I were to trim and shave my balls and pubic area, and not shave my legs, it would look a bit odd. Wonder if I should just take it all off, no joke.