Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Vagabundo1]

Darkroom, 116,202, 74.

Mundo Macacos day 1410.

Most mongers and ISG members don't post. I was with one of the few good wingmen yesterday, Dreman, who pointed out looking for good character in a group of sex tourists is probably looking in the wrong group. Anyway, Senor Dreman and I linked up in Copa yesterday. We then metroéthe into centro, and went to darkroom which has good enough internet to trade options, but not really good internet as I missed some adjustments at the close which is 17 h. I had scheduled with Laura at 17 h to sit there and use the internet, which was surreal, on the 21st floor snipers view nest of centro Rio de Janeiro, with the poorest women in Rio selling their holes for 30 dollars a hour, while I worked on a laptop that cost me 10,000 reais at the 1st floor of Rio Branco 156. Anyway, I had smoked some quality ganja with my wingman in Copa, and the mix of thc and leveraged risk and pussy combined, with porn, hard brazilian porn thrown in as a added flame enhancer.

I had dosed up on generic viagra and cialis bought in centro in bulk.

So, then I got in the cabin with laura, and she was transfixed by the porn, and we DFKéthe, and she blew me bare, and then I put on a condom, and we fucked for a half hour, and with my two usb powered vibes working on her clit. It was a good two fucks for 150 r so 75 r CPF (cost per fuck) with this GDP (garota do programa), plus 15 reais for 3 sparkling waters.

But she stole one of my bright pink, usb powered vibrators, which I will go back for. After that I headed over to velha havana with dreman. First we went to 116, and it was rocking, packed with super hot talent. I mean, if your thing is blonds about 5'9"who could be amber lynn's hoar cousin, and super hot asses on lean falsa magra hoars.

We went to 202, but it was dead.

Then we went to old havana, which does have good internet.

But there is always paying in cash, which always causes a 15 minute delay because the locals don't have change for 100 because the locals are scared of assault and theft. To which 3 gringos from a rich world country sit around and absolutely shit on and demean the broke POS locals who even though they are running a big coffee house and restaurant cannot even break 100 reais. For like 10.15 minutes. It; s a joke, but it is not, as this will literally consume hours and days cumulatively of your life. No. I do not have pix. No. I am not going to pay with my card becaue it will be blocked because you fks are all criminals. I don't care if you are a criminal, you are getting sucked down in this quicksand of criminality which pulls you under into a whirlpool of piranha brazilians biting on every exposed piece of flesh to take more dinheiro out of your corpse while it is still living, because that is the only thing that most cariocas and brazilians have, which is the livelihood of fucking gringos. Fucking them with their pussies, fuckign them on drinks, fuckign them on entradas, and they don't have cash.

PV118 comes flying in, and we go over to a club 74, at the address on the flier I have attached -- rua the quitanda 74.

Good talent.

But then, I go to pay, and the local sht tries to fuck me on change. Entrada is 30. I have a comanda. I drank nothing. I give him a 50. He give me 8 reais. After I protest like 6 times, he finally gives me a 20. Burn them all. It makes you want to go full on IDF genocide and start dropping 2000 pound bombs from jets without laser or other guidance, just drop the whole city, irony notwithstanding.

And it goes on, and on, and on like this.

[Mr Enternational]

Applied Dec 25,2023.

Approved Jan 18,2024.

In hand Jan 31,2024 they email you an pdf copy that needs to be printed and showed to officer every time you enter.

Thanks for this info. Now I can stop checking my email for it.

Applied Jan 3.

Approved Jan 30.

Guess it will be in hand Valentine's Day.

[Anaggie]

Applied Dec 25,2023.

Approved Jan 18,2024.

In hand Jan 31,2024 they email you an pdf copy that needs to be printed and showed to officer every time you enter.

[Vagabundo1]

Thanks, I will make a note to check those out.

I actually met the real life Bruna surfistina at Paris cafe a while ago. It was interesting.

I have read Amado 's "Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands" and "Gabriela, Clove and Cinnamon". Both very inventive and great reads for sure. I will have to get hold of "The Double Death of Quincas Water-Bray. " It sounds good.

Now for film buffs who like hookers in the movies, let me recommend "Nights of Cabiria. " It is not Fellini's greatest film, but "Nights" centers on the ups and downs in the life of prostitute with a heart of gold, played by Fellini's wife in real life. Giulietta Masina. It is a fucking good film!

But Fellini's masterpieces are "La Strada", the saddest movie I have ever seen in my life. I LOVE IT. See it!

"8 1/2" one of the most imaginative films I have seen. Check out the scene where the great director invites his semi pro-mistress to come visit him while he is filming a movie. The woman looks like a fat working girl and you wonder what the fuck can he, the great director played by Marcello Mastroianni possibly see in her. But then a few scenes later Fellini show us a flashback from his childhood where he and his classmates go to the beach to see a fat homeless working girl who dances for the boys and they love it! It's a golden memory! And then of course, there is the famous harem scene. OMG, so good! They only make films like "8 1/2" once in a lifetime if that..

[Turgid]

I have read Amado 's "Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands" and "Gabriela, Clove and Cinnamon". Both very inventive and great reads for sure. I will have to get hold of "The Double Death of Quincas Water-Bray. " It sounds good.

Now for film buffs who like hookers in the movies, let me recommend "Nights of Cabiria. " It is not Fellini's greatest film, but "Nights" centers on the ups and downs in the life of prostitute with a heart of gold, played by Fellini's wife in real life. Giulietta Masina. It is a fucking good film!

But Fellini's masterpieces are "La Strada", the saddest movie I have ever seen in my life. I LOVE IT. See it!

"8 1/2" one of the most imaginative films I have seen. Check out the scene where the great director invites his semi pro-mistress to come visit him while he is filming a movie. The woman looks like a fat working girl and you wonder what the fuck can he, the great director played by Marcello Mastroianni possibly see in her. But then a few scenes later Fellini show us a flashback from his childhood where he and his classmates go to the beach to see a fat homeless working girl who dances for the boys and they love it! It's a golden memory! And then of course, there is the famous harem scene. OMG, so good! They only make films like "8 1/2" once in a lifetime if that.

And then last but not least there is "La Dolce Vita" a film which says it all. I like to see this movie every so often because I always see different things in it every time I watch.

Now not on Fellini's level at all, KKK, I just bin watched the 2nd season of "The White Lotus" and it was pretty good. Two of the leading characters are Sicilian hookers who hang out at a 6-star hotel in Sicily. It was fun watching the girls do their thing. Their customers were all very wealthy hotel guests who did not give much thought to shelling out a small fortune for an evening tryst with the girls. Avoid the 1st Season of White Lotus at all costs, however. KKK. It was woke dumb. I mean really dumb shit.

Man you're a connoisseur of hooker films; I'm just an amateur, I liked "Pretty Woman", LOL!

[Fellas]

So after last week I was was sick for 3 days due to pizza from ferro farina in Barra, retired to normal routine of living the life in Rio. Headed to euro Rio spa again and found this gen gem a morena that I did for an hour, everything you can imagine, very special blowjob fucking in every position kissing etc 220 for an hours. Now heades for campinas to visit the famous Fazendinha report soon on the Sao Paulo section.

[The Cane]

I've been to most of these cities (although just for a couple of days each, except Salvador) and:

- Didn't like POA at all, I thought it was big, drab, noisy, nothing special at all, definitely not well-organized. I liked Blumenau and Camboriu much better than POA.

- I liked Curitiba: pretty, well-organized, interesting.

- Salvador is amazing but even more dangerous than Rio.

I also didn't like Porto Alegre. I thought it was very overrated. There is a mongering scene there that I had some fun with, but I have not returned to that city and have no plans to. Culture-rich Salvador, relaxing Florianopolis, and branca-filled Curitiba are all on my bucket list. I have to check off at least two of those during my next visit.

[Axel Heyst]

In terms of the literature of our profession, the profession of hoaring, there are these great books, one of which I carry with me:

Jorge Amado, the double death of quincas water bray -- set in Bahia, middle class tax collector leaves his family at age of 50 calling them "serpents" and lives his life to 61 in the hoarhouses of Salvador until he dies and his 4 real friends steal his body, and bury him at sea eating a Moqueca, when his body is carried out to sea on a wave, the corporal having lead the procession in a patrol against marijuana smokers whom are outsmarted through an alliance with bus drivers.

I have read Amado 's "Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands" and "Gabriela, Clove and Cinnamon". Both very inventive and great reads for sure. I will have to get hold of "The Double Death of Quincas Water-Bray. " It sounds good.

Now for film buffs who like hookers in the movies, let me recommend "Nights of Cabiria. " It is not Fellini's greatest film, but "Nights" centers on the ups and downs in the life of prostitute with a heart of gold, played by Fellini's wife in real life. Giulietta Masina. It is a fucking good film!

But Fellini's masterpieces are "La Strada", the saddest movie I have ever seen in my life. I LOVE IT. See it!

"8 1/2" one of the most imaginative films I have seen. Check out the scene where the great director invites his semi pro-mistress to come visit him while he is filming a movie. The woman looks like a fat working girl and you wonder what the fuck can he, the great director played by Marcello Mastroianni possibly see in her. But then a few scenes later Fellini show us a flashback from his childhood where he and his classmates go to the beach to see a fat homeless working girl who dances for the boys and they love it! It's a golden memory! And then of course, there is the famous harem scene. OMG, so good! They only make films like "8 1/2" once in a lifetime if that.

And then last but not least there is "La Dolce Vita" a film which says it all. I like to see this movie every so often because I always see different things in it every time I watch.

Now not on Fellini's level at all, KKK, I just bin watched the 2nd season of "The White Lotus" and it was pretty good. Two of the leading characters are Sicilian hookers who hang out at a 6-star hotel in Sicily. It was fun watching the girls do their thing. Their customers were all very wealthy hotel guests who did not give much thought to shelling out a small fortune for an evening tryst with the girls. Avoid the 1st Season of White Lotus at all costs, however. KKK. It was woke dumb. I mean really dumb shit.

[Xpartan]

Always a good report, and makes me want to go to Salvador. I will make a mental note to check this thread and to go find this girl, as your reports in 2013 of some good girls at Annes Massagems and the other Prive out in the same building as the auto body shop tigressa tijuca were a great guide to some good girls that I did duplas with.

I have a contact who lives in Brazil and who does a split each year of half the year in Porto Allegre and the other half in Bahia, a city near Salvador. This seems to be a good lifestyle.

I have been talking to a local contact here who is smart and well educated and who regularly gets gringothe. He visited Porto Alegre (POA), and he says he likes it more than Rio for the quality of the women, many from bloodlines from Germany and Italy in the big waves of immigration, 1898, post WW1, post WW2.

In theory, in Rio de Janeiro, there are many places like Leblon and Barra which are more like Rio Grande do Sul in the quality of the women, the education, the sophistication; and in Rio there are many places that are like Salvador -- zona norte, Niteroi, VM, to find the negra asses. So, this is why I stay in this megacity of 12 million souls. It is a pretty good ne and done" destination. But I need to get up to Salvador and down to POA this year to get acclimated to the full rainbow of Brazilian culture in this great country.

I would bet it much easier to just blend in to a semi permanent life in Brazil in less bureaucratic Bahia than in POA which is whiter, more Germanic, more organized, more fascistic, more nazi. Brazil a diplomat once told me is best lived in its states, like Londrina and Curitiba in Parana; in POA in Rio Grande do Sul; in Salvador, Bahia;.

I've been to most of these cities (although just for a couple of days each, except Salvador) and:

- Didn't like POA at all, I thought it was big, drab, noisy, nothing special at all, definitely not well-organized. I liked Blumenau and Camboriu much better than POA.

- I liked Curitiba: pretty, well-organized, interesting.

- Salvador is amazing but even more dangerous than Rio.

[Vagabundo1]

Here in Rio, I had a regular negra over for a few hours yesterday, we fucked 3 times and I paid her 200 reais at my place at Barra P8, plus uber, plus 200 in ifood so CPF (cost per fuck) was about 100 r or 150 counting food. (xpost, Rio de Janeiro). I won't bore you with the details, but on my macbook pro M1 I played 4 different porno scenes, including kira noir getting dommed in a severefilms piece from kink.com my ATF site I actually pay for, and Noemie Bilas, speaking of negras, as I chatted up that negra at AVN, and she says her blood lines come from africa directly where her father was a US Marine, which I tried (unsuccessfully) to fake and make my approach, but the negra hoar said she already had friends, but here in Rio I was fucking as 21 year old negra for the 3 d time, and she tolerated all the simultaneous porno on my screen including mulatta kira noir getting spanked by a blond, which reaches deep into my pysch as I am sure that in a just world 50 years ago my german mother would and should have been serving me up the mulatta girls as sex toys, something ideally like Annette Schwartz bringing me perhaps a young Midori or monique or some such perversion, but we lived in a good Lutheran Catholic idyll, there in Lugano, Switzerland and Basel, Switzerland, my father having been a Lieutenant Colonel in the Swiss Navy Air Force, though just a finance officer, and my mother having been a nun, like Julie Andrews trekking from Austria. Such are the power of repeatedly watching films on our brains.

In terms of the literature of our profession, the profession of hoaring, there are these great books, one of which I carry with me:

Jorge Amado, the double death of quincas water bray -- set in Bahia, middle class tax collector leaves his family at age of 50 calling them "serpents" and lives his life to 61 in the hoarhouses of Salvador until he dies and his 4 real friends steal his body, and bury him at sea eating a Moqueca, when his body is carried out to sea on a wave, the corporal having lead the procession in a patrol against marijuana smokers whom are outsmarted through an alliance with bus drivers.

FIM, by Torres, Fernanda. 5 friends in the period of 1969 and the two decades afterwards live their best lives as hoarmongers (though most of the sex is with non pros, it is a good depiction of the Rio culture).

Always a good report, and makes me want to go to Salvador. I will make a mental note to check this thread and to go find this girl, as your reports in 2013 of some good girls at Annes Massagems and the other Prive out in the same building as the auto body shop tigressa tijuca were a great guide to some good girls that I did duplas with.

I have a contact who lives in Brazil and who does a split each year of half the year in Porto Allegre and the other half in Bahia, a city near Salvador. This seems to be a good lifestyle.

I have been talking to a local contact here who is smart and well educated and who regularly gets gringoéthe. He visited Porto Alegre (POA), and he says he likes it more than Rio for the quality of the women, many from bloodlines from Germany and Italy in the big waves of immigration, 1898, post WW1, post WW2.

In theory, in Rio de Janeiro, there are many places like Leblon and Barra which are more like Rio Grande do Sul in the quality of the women, the education, the sophistication; and in Rio there are many places that are like Salvador -- zona norte, Niteroi, VM, to find the negra asses. So, this is why I stay in this megacity of 12 million souls. It is a pretty good öne and done" destination. But I need to get up to Salvador and down to POA this year to get acclimated to the full rainbow of Brazilian culture in this great country.

I would bet it much easier to just blend in to a semi permanent life in Brazil in less bureaucratic Bahia than in POA which is whiter, more Germanic, more organized, more fascistic, more nazi. Brazil a diplomat once told me is best lived in its states, like Londrina and Curitiba in Parana; in POA in Rio Grande do Sul; in Salvador, Bahia;.

Thanks for the report, a instant report of distinction as often. I believe that you are our best regular all time poster, and I nominate you for some kind of lifetime achievement reward, along with our evil saints, Bubba Boy, etc, like evilangel.com, our patron saints of Jazz Duro (who used to shoot some great boy girl porn before getting wifed up with Monica Santiago, who is too fucking old to be doing porn), John Stagliano, and Joey Silvera, all buttmen in their heyday, and if you can believe it, MamboPerv, who is the best living and current director of the great asses of Brazil, even now out at Praia Abrico and Praia Reserva and Barra Posto 1 if you see his most recent stuff.

I'm enjoying Salvador right now. The capital of black asses. I don't have much to add that I didn't report one year ago and I dislike to repeat myself.

Edificio Castro Alves, Rua Carlos Gomes 103. When I passed by today at 9. 30 AM there were only prives open on the first and third floor.

Third floor: A bunch of girls, the majority with too large asses. There was a cute girl with round natural tits who charged 25 reais. She only did CBJ so I left.

First floor: The girls here cost more, 70 reais /30 minutes, CBJ. Here I found a gem. Brenda, 19 years, mulatta, very beautiful, slim, petite and very sweet. She does have one kid but her tits are still superb. Considering being so slim her breast were quite large, firm and perky. A very pretty, tight and shaved pussy. Her ass was unreal. A small, round, perfectly shaped bubblebutt. It couldn't have been better. I couldn't stop kissing her ass. She performed great with lots of enthusiasm. It was a great sensation to take her doggystyle. I paid her 50 reais extra for BBBJ (normally I never session with a girl that doesn't include BBBJ, but this girl was an exception). Her BJ skills were exceptional and she finished with BBBJCIM finishing every drop. I asked how she had learned how to suck like that and she told me still sucks on her thumb.

The downside were the rooms. They had no ventilators working. It was like fucking in a sauna and I was soaked in sweat after a couple of minutes. She told me they had one room with a working ventilator but the lamp didn't work. We changed to that rooms and used our mobile phones for getting light. The second downside were the bathroom in the hall. The shower wasn't working. Instead there were a bunch of buckets with water. Very primitive. Still I left with a big smile.

I told Brenda I thought it was strange that such a astonishing girl worked in a crappy priv. She said many clients had told her that and she might start working somewhere else.

[Vagabundo1]

The play as I had done with another monger, is to GET THE GIRL OUT OF THE TERMA to your room, for an overnight with her friend for my friend, a good wingman from sweden who I should look forward to hanging out with again when and if he comes to town, you know who you are PM me or post here. I had some good times for days on end with Melissa at the beach and her friend for my friend, there in Copa at my buddie's hotel.

Yeah.

Realize we are fish in a barrel, we are the product, they are reading this, her, her boss, her competitors, etc.

Oi, tudo bom? Kkk.

[Vagabundo1]

Yeah.

Realize we are fish in a barrel, we are the product, they are reading this, her, her boss, her competitors, etc.

Oi, tudo bom? Kkk.

The information was for AH who uses the holistic approach like I did then. She still remembered your name after 2 years. Girl changes. She is slender and pretty but I got handled pretty good in the room. Haha. She had the play down. She did all the talking, instead of sucking. She told me or asked me that "You can't have sex without condom?" Then proceed to rush me saying we don't have much time. I just left.

[Nounce]

...and I did Melissa pernoite, but she never gave it bare. Pretty girl, but I didn't realize it was CBJ. ....

The information was for AH who uses the holistic approach like I did then. She still remembered your name after 2 years. Girl changes. She is slender and pretty but I got handled pretty good in the room. Haha. She had the play down. She did all the talking, instead of sucking. She told me or asked me that "You can't have sex without condom?" Then proceed to rush me saying we don't have much time. I just left.

[Turgid]

Similar to you, I've travelled a lot over the past 20+ years and I'd say that Medellin was under the radar pre 2014 or so. Picked up steam 2014-2018 and then the destination of choice 2018-2023. It's now become overrun with Passport Bros, Digital Nomads, and retired mongers to the extent that it's drawing heightened criminal activity, local scorn (due to gentrification / rising prices), and most importantly. Pussy inflation LOL. The last I saw they had 118 murders in recent years that they could tie to drugging. Makes one pause.

Medellin's best days for mongering are definitely behind it and while many of us will still go for favoritas, it is no longer the first choice for me.

I am fairly confident that Rio will move up the ranks, but do acknowledge that the long flight, need for a visa (in April now? And higher cost overall (flight, lodging, chicas) will put off many.

True. Five years ago I would have jumped on a plane and head to Medellin, no question. Now I'm having great difficulty in deciding whether my next trip should be Medellin or Tijuana.

[Vagabundo1]

I think that's a very interesting data point from our most prolific poster.

I think by contrast in Rio that there is a lot of petty cell phone theft (have a wrist or neck leash for your phone). And I think that there is alot of drama around security. But I think in Barra and Zona Sul, there is a relative safety bubble. So, is the juice worth the squeeze?

If you're in Atlanta or San Antonio or San Diego or Oakland and you try to go get a prostitute, the risk is you end up in jail, right? And you get a skank and you pay $200 dollars or $1000 for a porn star, for covered BJ and sex. You could go to Tijuana, but that is getting really dangerous. The best I ever did in Tijuana was to go to the Brazilian churascuria and find a real brazilian mulatta MILF and did her for months BBFS and it was good, very good, to be speaking portoguese and fucking a real brazilian in her 20's.

Everything is relative risk / reward, and like the stock market and options market, it changes day by day and hour by hour. But in terms of risk and reward, I see mongers coming from Medellin to Rio and signing (stupidly) 1 year leases on overpriced apartments on the beach out of hubris when they have no money in reserve and their cash flow statements on a monthly basis are under pressure from psycho wives hiding new husbands while their kids are raised by a dude whom they don't know about for 2 years. But those dudes are fleeing Medellin probably because of real lethality, whereas in Rio, the violence is mitigated by a lot of security jiu jitsu which is actually fairly effective.

OK, so what that means in practice is live in Barra, or if in Zona Sul, live in Botafogo or Leblon, close to the metro. Thankfully, all the carnival bullshit is over in less than a month and then there will be 9 months of more favorable economics for the long term gringo resident of Rio.

Now, that said, I have been having this conversation. I talk to some friends who live in Rio full time, who take all the language classes, who have solid professional qualifications and military backgrounds, but who are getting gringoéthe by the locals. For example, just this past Friday a cat tells me that he is out with a local girl, buys her dinner at Guacamole, ubers her to some friend's event, and comes home at 5 AM, and she doesn't want to fuck. I'm like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? That's 500 reais in dinner and transporte, and she doesn't want to fuck. And this is a smart guy I respect. But he, and I concur, thinks it is better in cities other than Rio, like, especially Porto Allegre. It's for this reason that I also think Recreio is better, but we shall see. I don't want to make the mistake of talking up Recreio, only to see a bunch of idiot gringos ruin the place. I don't have all the answers, but I have some data and I try to report what I see.

A couple of days ago the authorities said there were 48 foreigners killed in Medellin last year alone.