Bangkok Reports

[Oneminuteboy]

Day 5 (BKK) - Options laid bare.

Starting the day off by heading to the Bangkok Culture & Art Centre. It was not as I had expected. Various exposition with the actual artist there to tell about their process. Then headed to MKB mall. Followed by a trip to the hidden foodmarket across of Siam mall. Followed by Siam Center itself where I grabbed something to eat. Had some big prawns but it wasn't enough as I hadn't taken rice with it. Back to the hotel and grabbed something from mom and pops. Shrimp dish (rice and shrimp) and a coconut smoothie. *.

Back to the room to eat and eventually taking a nap. I then went to Lumphini Park, I actually wanted to go to Benchakitti but one of the girls on TF said it was closed due to summit. Didn't realise that. Walking to the metro the tuktuk guy Boom was there. Told him I was not happy and not going to the tailor. Wasn't interested anyway. Think he felt bad and realised he lost business. Said he'd bring me to the park for free. Did not believe him. But again I was stupid. We get into the tuktuk. He says ' but friend can you help me one thing'. There it was. He wanted me to go to another tailor, just go inside look for 2 minutes so he can get a free stamp for gas. I went along with his scam, could have gotten an Emmy for my performance. Haven't seen anybody drop prices on shirts and belts as quick as these guys. Said I'd come back. *.

He dropped me off at Lumphini, perhaps because he was on his way home and trying to fix a broken relationship. *.

I walked around the park. It was smaller than I thought. Sat down for a while while browsing TF. I was hitting a dead road there. Which concerned me a bit for Pattaya. *.

Got back to the hotel with BST. Then I took the first side street in Soi 8 because I remembered a new bar would open there on the 18th. Seems to be marketed towards HiSo people. I couldn't enter with shorts so I went to change and take my time. Got back there and got a complimentary drink. When I walked in there was a guy with shirts. Later I saw another guy with shorta. There wasn't any food just snack bites. Started talking with a Aussie guy who is a teacher. After about 30-45 min I had to leave to at least eat something before going to the salsa evening. Went to a burger joint close to it. Prime burger. There wasn't a seat for me so I said I'd take away. They checked with customers who were sitting for a while and gave me their seat. The burger was nice. Right balance of everything. *.

After that quick but off to the salsa evening. I was a bit early and the class also ran out. Danced with a few ladies, loved this place better than Above Eleven, it was cooler here. *.

Eventually left and went to Soi Cowboy. When I passed Crazy House I saw the doormen quote an Indian guy 500 baht. I walked down the street once looking for a place I yad not visited but had forgotten te name. It later dawned on me I had already visited it before. It was around 22:30 and the girls were grabbing. Soi Cowboy didn't seem like it was for me. Decided to go to the hotel, change to shorts and hit Nana. As I was heading towards Billboard I noticed that who looked like my energy bunny was there. I saw it was and walk around to greet and let her know about my phone situation. I get there she walks over I get pulled from the bar down stairs I check for the name and it's Red Dragon. I say no I only can to talk with her. We go upstairs talk about I get her a drink and myself one. She goes up to write down her line. Comes back and we go downstairs. She kisses me a few times. Excited and all. *.

Staff from Red Dragon is pulling me in. They pretend to be fake mad I'm going to Billboard, but they understand why. I hug the energy bunny tell I contact her and come back tomorrow. Forgot to mention both places were more packed with customers but not as much as Billboard.

Head up to Billboard. Full as hell Can't sit. One of the waitresses gets me a seat at a small table where 2 other guys are sitting. Sipping easy looking around. I see 216, damn she is really pretty. When she goes to dance a vibe she might be bad in bed. Hardly moving staring around blindly. I started looking at another, number 58. Cute face enough as and tits. But I also seem to get the attention from 78. A blondie that had porn star looks. I remember her grinding a guy the day before. Having and having big ass nipples. We wants to come over but I actually want 58 more. Wave to mama-san she asks me how I am. I tell her good. And I found 216 but I like a. Different one more. She points to 58 and comes down. We talk and it seems to go positive. English is good we can conversate. We bounce together to the beat. Eventually she gets 3 LD from me. The first 2 went down quick but they were tequila shots. The 3rd one she took her time. I also noticed she looking around the place. My mood shifted to 78. *.

As 58 let me know she needed to dance I ask mama-san if 78 is good. She nods yes. As if minds could read she was already on her way to me. We talk quickly and 58 comes back, a bit confused. Mama-san thinks shit. I do a fake 'I don't know' motion. 78 starts to grind me. In my mind I'm already taking her home. Question is ST or LT. I get to hear 3000ST, 6000 LT, she corrected herself from saying 5000. And saying normally 4-5 hours. I tell I think about her. I start to als question what we're going to do. What can I do with you. She says everything what ever I like. I'm like damn. Mama-san looks at me I nods. She makes a joke you pay me tip I give you her. I tell her, tomorrow you will find out if she was good. She then says you pay 900 and 3000 to her I say. I ask her again and say don't I pay the girl. She says yes. Might have been a miscommunication. Anyway we leave around 0:40.

I had been giving some of the staff and mama-san a drink. And I had 4-5 JD and coke. Eventual bill was 3000 and a bit. We go out walk to my hotel. The conversation goes well. Her English is better that most I've had thus far. She tells me she lived in the UK with her boyfriend. We walk into Soi 8 and I notice she has light giving heels on. Great! I keep a firm face forward. *.

We're in the elevator we kiss DFK Get into the room. She drops her stuff. Starts kissing me again. Which she also did at the bar I forgot to mention. She has pornstar vibes all over her. I pour her a drink she takes a sip moves me ti the bed starts sucking my dick. Proceeds to deepthroat it. I'm like what! Teases. Wants to fuck because I make her horny. Put on CD start fucking slow but built speed up fast. She comes in about 10 min. We takes some drinks again. Talk. She said how she saw be earlier and wanted to come but I was looking away. And then you called the other girl and her heart broke. I told her I saw her yester day but she was busy with another guy. In between this all she's teasing. We're at the desk. She start rubbing her ass with my dick. She says put it in. In looking no condom. She says put it in now, I'm wet in horny. Little head takes control and I'm in her pussy. She says just don't cum in me. I fuck het she fucking wet. We move to the bed. Proceed to pound her for 15 min. She wants to out a finger up my ass I stop and hard on is gone. I saw no, we don't do that. She's sorry. Says put it back in because she needs to cum again. Take her in a few positions. She comes. *.

I ask her about the day before, said I almost wanted to call you but you were busy. She tels me she was taken out twice for ST. Once at 8:30, then at 22:00. These girls are making crazy money if that is an average. *.

We talk about life, love. She says are you going to fuck me all night, I tell her yes. I warned you. She smiles. Then you fuck me in my sleep. I tell her I will. A few more positions get done I don't (want to) cum. She wants me to 😂. I let her sleep. I'm a light sleeper tonight,. She's awake a bit and horny as she grinds my dick. I ask her after a while if she wants it. She says yes and gives me the lube. I tell her we're doing it the natural way. Fingers drop in, she's wet within 2 minutes. I drop in fucker her much hard now. She cums quicker. And no I'm not bragging, she is simply one that can come easily she says. *.

We sleep further. Around 9:30 I start wandering around the room go to the security box. She wakes up says she'll leave. Freshens up. Gets her stuff. We exchange info. I thought I needed to exchange cash but I had enough and give her the 6000. *.

I shower and go to bed I'm satisfied. She wasn't the best looker but I got what I wanted. If I had asked she would have stayed to make sure I came in her mouth. Though price wise I've spend more per woman and evening since I came here. More discipline for Pattaya will be needed.

[Oneminuteboy]

Observations thus far

People are glued to their phone. I thought it was bad in Amsterdam it's worse here. Everywhere, store and stall clerks. In the metro. *.

Land of (lesser) Smiles. Some of the malls I visited got hit bad with closed stores. There was even one where I which had only 20% of its stores open. *.

There is an appreciation visible when you wear a mask. *.

Having a Rabbit card is almost a must. Easy to get around and a lot cheaper than alter alternatives. Best thing every 2 minutes there is a metro. Dutch public service can learn from this.

Things I forgot to mention.

Day 3 I went to Doki Doki around 18:00 no ladies available, reception told me to book online to get the best chance.

Still want to get a Nuru massage before I go.

Day 4 (BKK) - The morning after.

Plan for tonight is to go to Nana Plaza and meet the girl from the 2nd day. She must be mad at me for not responding on Line and giving the appearance that I ghosted her. Going back because I like the energy she gave off. But type wise she's not what I'm looking for, I need bigger breasts and a deepthroater. *.

Have to see what I'm going to do for the next 6 hours until then.

Day 4 (BKK) - Seems some braincells died

Against better judgement I started talking to a tuktuk guy who has been on my corner for the past few days. Whenever he sees me tries his best.

Discouraged me from going to Daisy massage, because they have LB's. He would have dropped me off for 40 baht. Asked him which massage authentic. He named a place I forgot. In a miscommunication I thought that massage would be 800 he said, no 2500. He started talking about soapy. Here I caved. Sales talk of how amazing it is. Get the same as other places who charge separate. Would be 4500. Told him let's go back to pick up money. Well, lesson learned. No, during the ride we talked about clothing. Said he would bring me to the main place of where they make suits. Eventually we got there and I realised he's getting a fee. I didn't feel comfortable told them I'd be back when I have more time. *.

Left with the tuktuk guy so he could drop me off at Venus massage. Guess what it was a different one that I had typed. We get there I give him 60 baht as we had agreed. Walk in see older ladies with 1-2 young ones. Number*341 peeked my interest right away. Tried to play it cool. Asked the lady how it worked. 2 order ones were motioning me to pick them. One if the younger ones was look eager at me. *.

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But still 341 who looked away, sort of shy got picked. Now my good friend the tuktuk driver was happy as I told him big boobs are my thing. I as I paid the 4500 for 90 min was less than but still eager to try out this lady. And thus would be another checklist item marked.

Oh boy the room wasn't all that. Standing in a tub. She gave me a 90 body rub. Had a titjob for 30 seconds. Then came covered bjowjob. Which ranked better than freelancer #1 but still sub par. Then she wanted missionary as I was too big for her to sit on. Did that and 1 min into she started with the 'come for me'. Started slapping my ass. 2 min after that she goed hand job. I say no fuck. She says you can't come. I tell her I like long time, she gets a bit upset and soldiers on. I started increasing speed so I could be done with it. Busted a nut. Then she started a "massage". Weak as fuck, we talked a bit but was really into talking as I just got the worst overal service till now. After that 10 min she says shower. I'm thinking ok, round 2 and more like that. No this was the end. I tell her I paid for 90 minutes. Started acting confused. Wasn't feeling this as all. And rather than stalking to the mama-san I left. I made the mistake at the beginning going with the tuktuk. This was (another) punishment for being stupid.

Well guess I won't be going all out to to tonight. Still a bit under the budget with the 2 k disappearance. *.

If Nana Plaza is nothing I'll probably write about it tonight.

Funny thing about it now that I think of it, I read a post somebody had a similar experience as me. Thought to myself that won't happen to me. Guess who's the donkey now.

Day 4 (BKK) - exceeding daily budget

After the disaster during the day I hoped that the evening would be more more enjoyable. Nana Plaza wasn't open till 20:00 and i did further research to find out Billboard was on the 3rd floor (or 2nd for us Europeans).*

First I needed to eat. I suspected that twas the reason it hit me hard on Wednesday. I went to Mani. It was on my list to eat. The place has a look at ok the street. You see a few freelancers and the massage shops girls. Had a Thai-franch tenderloin beef dish. Was nice. Took a cocktail and a juice. Though at a total of 1200 made this a bad choice in the end.

It was just past 20:00 and i realised having my primary phone with me might not be the best idea when going to Nana Plaza so i head back to the hotel. It didn't register with me that is was just a street down from where I was staying. Walking back to BTS station took as much if not more with the ride and wait .

Dropped the phone off and headed towards Nana Plaza. First stop Mandarin. Going through the check they let me pass. I smirked considering on Tuesday the white guy sitting there was a bit strict. I headed up and am greeted by the security guy, and the ladies from the (wrong) downstairs Manderin, of which i still don't know the real name. The mama-san from upstairs called dibs on me as i had promised i would return and buy her a drink.*

Upstairs the place was dead. Mama-san called a girl over apparently new. Pushed for me to BF her. I said no because I wanted the girl from Tuesday. She then said she is on holiday. Which surprised me. Bought the new girl one drink and headed downstairs. Was greeted warmly by many there. Immediate push for LD, i said no. Only coke for me. People were a bit (fake) shocked. Later a girl stared at me. Cute face but not really my type body wise. Bought her a LD. One of the waitresses got a LD as well. I said I didn't want another drink. She then prompted to get me one herself (she paid for it). I checked the bin to be sure. Then got the mama-san a LD. The waitress who gave me a drink brought over a small Mandarin which I could share/feed to the girl. Between that and the chit chat i started feeling like going home. Suddenly i got a plate with fruit delivered from the waitress. This prompted some laughter.*

Another girl who was grinding me on Tuesday came over we tried to talk and I bought her a LD but eventually just left. Paid up and left. Walked around Nana and saw the LB bars. Left to go to the hotel.*

As i was in my hotel i started to wonder if breaking the daily budget would be worth it. Made some calculation and the safest option would be to use one of the extra cash options.*

Exchanging money wasn't possible anymore so I opted to use an ATM. Which was a bit confusing in use. And the initial rate was way worse. I opted not to use the shown conversion. Went on to Nana Plaza and this where it hit me how close by it really was.*

When I got there the Thai guy motioned me to pass through. I had looked up and saw Billboard on the third floor. Went there and as I walked in it hit me right away. This WAS the best place in Nana Plaza. More girls, juicier girls. I was in shock. Did i waste LD's at the wrong place. It was crowded. I managed to get a place and saw some big breasted lookers. I then saw one but she disappeared. A mama-san came to me while she cooled near the vent. Asked me which girl. I said Im looking for 216. Pointed she was upstairs. She asked nobody was there. She started looking around. In the mean time i had started to drink my usual Poison, Jack & coke.*

While trying to find the girl I wanted i saw some crazy body girls. There was a dark skinned girl. At first i thought she was a black girl, because the ass and tits were insane for a TG. A few light ones with cute asses and nice tits. Eventually we came to the conclusion 216 was gone. Considering it was 12am it made sense. I got introduced to #31, shirt haired big tits. But i felt the vibe was off when in looked at her. And it was confirmed during a talk. I gave her a lady drink for het trouble as i was looking further. Then twice again saw a number that got BF right before I wanted to talk.*

Another thing i noticed was that the ones i wanted weren't really looking at me. And the ones that did weren't what i wanted from this place. What I also liked about Billboard was that they were far less pushy on the LD and getting me a girl.*

I decided to go down to the bar next to Mandarin. Might be able to pick that cute face from before. Wrong! She was gone. Another girl was eyeing me hard. Decided to buy her a LD. Apparently a new girl, 6 days in. She was grinding me hard. I looked for a potential 2nd girl to take along. But didn't really see anything. Then started the push for LD again. I got a bit tired of it and called it. Asked for the BF got quotes 900, + 3000 for the girl. I said yes. The girl looked a bit frightened. Then looking at my dick. Think the mama-san pushed her a bit because she was afraid of my potential size. She went along with it and we left. Started walking towards the hotel. Used Translate to communicate. No check at the front desk again. In the room got her a drink set up she wanted to shower after two sip. To my surprise there was no warm water. She makes sure I'm washed. We go to the bed and she starts kissing. DFK and liking. Starts sucking on the nipples and moving down. Sadly a tip only blowjob but at least BBBJ. After a few minutes she went to lay on the bed. We kissed. I put my dick in her mouth again. She then suggest we fuck. She a bit afraid and i show her the lube and she's happy. Go go slowly and she starts screaming a bit. I ask her if she's alright. She nods but i decide to take it slow the first minute and kiss her to loosen her up. She's enjoying it. Then i increase speed and find out she's a screamer. I take her in a few positions and she seems to love it but it's unclear to me if it's completely faked. After a good 30 min i had enough of the screaming. I wrap it up. Later saw there was a bit of blood on the condom and bed. Asked her if she was alright and she nodded. She showered and seemed happy for the 3K. Also gave her 200 extra. Before she left she wanted a few more sips of the drink I had made. And we kissed a bit more. She liked it seems like she didn't want to go but was obligated to.

I showered and went to bed. Then the night shouting happened again. Which i could hear in the room. This is one of the rooms not on the street side

*

Observations from this evening.*

At Billboard it seems the girls prefer ST. Some don't even offer LT. Spoke with a bunch of 20 y.o guys from the UK and they were expecting to be able to pick up girls for free on the street. Wish them all the best. Guys are making it rain (20 baht bills) in there.*

I'm hitting a wall with FL on TF. No response after initial interaction. Meanwhile I'm seeing 60+ aged guys on the street with stunners. I need these guys game.

Thoughts for the next day

Thinking of Tulip but can't get over how the place looks. Might actually do a Nuru even though the tuktuk guy tried to scare me with the LB stories of them working there. I'm also going to check out Smooci. Because they offer more shots and time than some of these FL on TF who are quoting 3K.

I was planning to meet up with some guys from BA forum but with the loss of access to my accounts and phone that plan went down the drain.

[Paolo99]

After dropping of my haul and having a brief rest, I made my way to Spring Spa & Massage down at Soi 24. Took the 2 HR package for Thai and Aromatherapy oil massage. Throughout the massage, I made the fascinating discovery that my body was a total and absolute shitshow. My massage attendant was a heavy set middle aged lady made of pure muscle and she put me through the grinder (as per my instruction, of course). Yeah, I was NOT taking proper care of my body and it decided to teach me the error of my ways. Will definitely return for more sessions. The cost was 1650.

That place is very expensive and I don't think you get a better massage in return.

The best place I've found around that area is on soi26. It's the first shop on the right hand side when you enter the shop from Sukhumvit.

If you see the masseuse with number "805" (blonde hairs), ask for her to do your massage.

She is the one that got me the best foot massage, any massage you take, take at least 2 hours.

No happy ending in this place, it's all legit massage only.

And when you'll finish, you can have a look at the girls working in the fuck service joints on soi 24/1 just behind the shop.

[Oneminuteboy]

Day 3 (BKK) - Evening ending in splash.

Went to eat something at a food court. Then headed out to check Soi Cowboy which was around 18:30 I think. There wasn't much activity so I left quickly. Wanted to see what Thermae was like but I passed it. Didn't really see anything pop out pointing to it. *.

Went back to the hotel. Stalling a bit before heading out to Above Eleven. A sky bar that was having a salsa evening. Nice bar. After about an hour I left because it was way to hot in there for me. Headed towards Soi Cowboy but I wanted to see Thermae. Finally managed to spot it. I get in, and realised you're forced to buy a drink before walking around. I do that, make a round. I didn't get a good vibe so left right away. *.

Arriving at Soi Cowboy it was more alive now. Walked through the street to see if I saw familiar names of bars. Didn't really get pulled in. It has a far more relaxed vibe than Nana Plaza. Went to Crazy House. This was a sad showing girls hardly moving while on stage. They placed me near the bar. One girl did bust a few moves and was clearly the best but not my type. Left after one drink. Went to another (forgot the name). Ladies here were a bit more active in dancing. I sat downstairs and had one drink before leaving. Deciding to head to Mixx but forgot which station I need to exit. So go to the hotel. Decide not to go to Mixx and pick a different place. *.

Head towards Soi 11 the place I first went to Blaq Lyte doesn't seem to be open. Then next door to Juicy. Open bar and girls dancing. Lower caliber than sugar bar. I leave after one drink. Had some crowd and a what seem to be a weed dispensary. *.

Go into sugar club and I get greeted by the guy I tipped on Monday. Go inside and get my drink. Quickly order a next one (you see where this is heading). Get approached by a woman in her 30's. She with friends, I like on of het friends more but she has an attitude. The woman that approached ke is fun. We talk, dance. Buy her a drink she's grinding me. Want to give me her Line and I tell her I lost my phone. Later writes down her number old school style. *.

Even though we're dancing together I'm not putting real effort in it. Do a double order (pay for 2, get one now and the 2nd in 15 min). Buy another girl a drink keeping it cool. She wants to hang around but I let her go free and we keep bumping into each other. This is where I**to start loosen up. Meet an guy from SA, we talk about the the*places in BKK. He brags about SA and that I should visit. Things are blank thinking back.

Don't remember getting outside but I do remember seeing the guy talk to a girl and she has a hot friend. So I wingman. Suddenly I need to pee and rush to a nearby bar head to the bathroom and yep just as I whip it out it hits part of my pants. I'm fucked. I walk out and the girl sees it. Starts doubting if she needs to leave with me. But decides after quoting 3000 k which I stupidly agree to. *.

Now I don't remember how I got to the hotel or how I got inside. I do remember being in the room then things are blank again. Though I have a faint memory of fucking her I can remember it vividly. *.

So next morning I wake up smile at first, thinking next wait I don't remember the girl leaving. Jump up walk to the door and see it's locked. So I did do something. See there are clothes in the washing machine. Can't remember putting them in when realise all my stuff is on the counter but no cash, AMEX still there. Rush to the vault it closed. Go back to the counter and can't remember jack shit.

See my laptop is still there which I had taken to upload a big backup, at this point I'm confused as fuck because what happened. I open the security box and see there is cash in it. So I did something right or. Was it cash I had not taken out? I start writing down what I had spend. I'm short 4000 baht if I counted everything correctly but it's all so weird.
Through some further expense checking I was able to reduce the 4000 to 2000 that I could not account for.*.

As am writing this now I'm still unclear what happened exactly except I fucked up. Hope nobody remembers seeing me walk around with wet pants.

Also weird, the number that was written down by the other lady was on the table in a way to make me think that was the girls number / name. For me the only thing that was out of place.

[Oneminuteboy]

(Still voice notes).

Day 2 (BKK) - Exploring, the high and low.

Visited the palace and temple. And yeah the tuktuk scam is real. Didn't take one though.

Hadn't eaten until I was finished with seeing everything. Bought water while exiting the Palace for 20 baht. I go to eat I see water is 5-10 baht there. *.

Went back to the hotel. Took a nap, which was longer than I planned.

I wanted to explore some of the areas and venues I had listed down to get a idea of what to expect and where I could return to. *.

Lusty lady arrived at 20:30-21:00.

Only 3 guys playing pool. One*girl came straight to me and started talking. Then she asked to sit down and she asked for a drink. I said Okay we started talking. I wasn't really into her and I continue to ask questions and she answered. There wasn't really a spark just a normal conversation?

I forgot what her name she said ST price is 3,000 I nodded and drank three drinks and she got two lady drinks. Then the manager / owner who is a ladyboy came to our table. Asked if she could get a drink for the girl. Started talking with me. I congratulated her on opening new bar. She said she had another one at soi 8. Then she asked if she could get a drink. I said No. I'm leaving then. She tried to push for a drink. I said I had to leave. She said but it's raining hard and noticed that that but I decided to take my chance. So I asked for the bill hugged the girl and when I stepped outside the rain was almost done so I started walking to the next soi. Later I realised I lost my face mask. These pants I have are a curse and a pleasing.

So I walk to an area. I think it was the Arab area to Nana Plaza which I didn't realise was Nana Plaza because I was just following my marked places to visit. The guy / security at the check said that photocopy of my passport would not be accepted but he would let me through this time.

I checked my phone for some of the notes I had made on places to visit. I didn't see all the places right away. Then I saw Spanky so I went up and at spanky it was a nude bar at the girls were constantly dancing in shifts. It wasn't clear to me at the start that I could ask a girl. Then I saw one girl was kind of nice. I started to checking her out more. She was dancing but not with a lot of energy.

The place funny, the order girls were spanking some customers with foams. One 20 something guy thought he was spanking one of the ladies hard. Wrong, she reversed the rolls and she showed him how it was done*.

After I think three drinks one of the ladies that was taking orders for drinks was asking me or which lady you want to buy a drink for and she pointed to two lady sitting and I eventually said to the girl I was checking out. Forgot her name. We had a talk for a minute or two and she said okay. She would be right back. She had to do a performance and the performance was with another girl. It was like a love story she would go to the guy and they would kiss and she would be fucked with the fake dildo. Everytime that happened a horse sound came on.

But that was the moment I decided that I wouldn't get her information or barfine. The fake sounds turned me off a bit. We talked again. And later on when she was dancing again with the whole group which, but said she said she would come back to again and she did. She didn't really move that energetic so it was the final nail in the coffin for that. I decided that she would not be worth the fee with a bar fine of I think it was 6 or 800 and an ST of 3000. So I had one last drink before I left.

I checked my list to see if there were other places and could visit at Nana Plaza. I was looking around and I couldn't really find another place then I saw the the sign for Mandarin and I walked up and as I was walking towards the entrance two ladies pulled me in so I thought that was Mandarin and the ladies were pretty funny. They wanted to sit me at four girls and I said No. I'm going to sit alone and I ordered one drink. The girls that were dancing here were of a younger than Spanky but I felt that the quality or the entertainment was lower. It was not topless and the girls wouldn't really dancing. The majority of them was not really dancing. Only a few and one of the waitresses was having a lot of banter and I enjoyed that. So when one of the girls came to talk to me and she asked for a lady drink I said no. And then the waitress that was giving me the banter. So I said Okay because you're so fun I'm going to buy you a lady drink and she got excited then they sent one girl over who was new. And we just started talking. She has a day job which she started 6 hours after her shift would.

I didn't really feel her the way I had with spanky. But bought her a LD. I was having a lot of fun and banter with the service ladies. Then one of the girls that was eyeing me came over she started grinding me. Got her a drink and groped her to my satisfaction. She had to dance again and left.

So I asked the mama son what's the bar fine and she told me it was 800 I think and ST was 3,000. I got one more drink. One of the waitresses wanted a drink as well and I said no and she pretended to be upset so that was a lot of laughing.

I left thinking I might get back here at a later time and as I was walking outside there was a girl who started pulling me towards the real Mandarin which I later discovered and she had a good sales talk which kept me there at the entrance instead of leaving. And we started negotiating on the spot.

She was like 'Oh I go with you, you pay bar fine 800 and then short time 3000 for me'. I said no and she quickly countered by dropping*the price 2000 I stay with you and BF 1,000. I like that offer better so I decided to accept it as I was planning to go to a different place anyway and when we left she started explaining that was the real Mandarin and that she saw me coming up and she wanted to pull me in but the other girls were before her.

We were heading to Mixx club and she called the cab for 100 which I felt was still expensive and once we got into the club and it was empty. You only had like a few girls and like one or two guys. One started talking with me. Asked me if it would get more busy and I said Yeah the girl I was with she talked with the lady at the door and it would get more busier later in the evening around 12:00 so we drank our free drinks. Dancing together teasing. She looked 25 but she was 35.

After about I think 45 minutes of dancing, talking and getting it to know each other. She was grabbing my dick saying no ass too big. I was making jokes said no I'm small like Thai guy. She said 'Okay we go to your hotel' and I said Okay.

After we were leaving the club a taxi would bring us to the hotel for 200. I said No. I'm not going to do that and we started walking and as we were walking another taxi came and she started talking to the guy and the guy said Okay I'll bring you for 100 and I agree to that. So we got in but he didn't bring us to the entrance of the hotel but he did drop us off nearby so he could continue quickly. And without me realizing my phone slipped out if my pants in the taxi. It's the same pants I lost my phone while when you went home after a party in Amsterdam. I only realized it like hours later when I was trying to write down everything that had happened up till that moment.

Anyways the girl I brought over from Mandarin I forgot her name as well while Exchanged Line info. And picked up some stuff from 7-Eleven. Drinking a bit before quickly showering together. While in the shower she started giving me a blowjob which was sadly only the tip. After the shower quick jump into bed. I was fucking her long and she said she came multiple times. I saw it 2 times, she was shivering.

We started talking about what I like in woman. I said big breast. She didn have big breast and said 'you don't like me'. I countered I do you have amazing pussy, I fuck you all night*.

Then she started talking about leaving in the morning with her friend to the temple to pray. But she would stay a bit. And I said Okay but don't forget your alarm so you leave on time. And I fucked her a few more times and every time I fucked her she came.

She kept DFK me. I liked her energy and spirit.

*.

The most annoying thing about this evening was me losing my phone even though it was my secondary phone. It's the phone that I had all the information on for all my mongering which really pissed me off because I had a lot of stuff written down and I lost the ability to post every day or every other day with information about my trip.

So this resulted in me having to write things down in my primary account and then having to copy.

[Oneminuteboy]

How was Sugar Club? Were there a lot of freelancers?

Not as many that I noticed as in 808 in Pattaya.

Has anyone recently been to Mixx? How is it after Covid? Can one recommend or better go to Levels or Sugar Club?

I was at Mixx but early, around 12:00 am on a Monday. It wasn't busy. But there were at least 7-8 freelancers in a corner sitting waiting.

Personally for the crowd I liked Sugar Club more. Also because it's more compact. So you bump into ladies more often.

[FunMan13]

Day 4.

As I'm typing this, a quick check tells me that my body is definitely functioning better. Would love to say that there's a spring in my step but my still aching calves say otherwise.

Okay, down to the nitty gritty. When I arrived for my appointment, I was greeted at the front entrance by a pretty young lady. She was, let's say, "Reubenesque" (or curvy, shall we say). The 'studio' is located in an apartment building. The apartment was sparsely furnished yet tasteful and tranquil. She explained what the procedure was and showed me to the shower. After drying off, it was on the bed face-down. She started of with a back massage which was firm and professional, none of the teasing as per the happy ending MPs. After a while I was asked to raise my hips as she focused on my anus and genitals. After the warm up, it was all on! Genital and prostate massage. Sorry gents, it is really hard to describe how it felt. The genital massage was definitely pleasurable but not in a sexual way and the prostate massage was the same. After a short period of time, I was asked if I wanted to pee (which I did) and we had a short break.

Great report Twilight. Thanks. 4000 bt for 2 hours is a good deal. I am going to BK in 2 days. I will definitely try it.

[TwilightZoner]

Day 4.

As I'm typing this, a quick check tells me that my body is definitely functioning better. Would love to say that there's a spring in my step but my still aching calves say otherwise.

Okay, down to the nitty gritty. When I arrived for my appointment, I was greeted at the front entrance by a pretty young lady. She was, let's say, "Reubenesque" (or curvy, shall we say). The 'studio' is located in an apartment building. The apartment was sparsely furnished yet tasteful and tranquil. She explained what the procedure was and showed me to the shower. After drying off, it was on the bed face-down. She started of with a back massage which was firm and professional, none of the teasing as per the happy ending MPs. After a while I was asked to raise my hips as she focused on my anus and genitals. After the warm up, it was all on! Genital and prostate massage. Sorry gents, it is really hard to describe how it felt. The genital massage was definitely pleasurable but not in a sexual way and the prostate massage was the same. After a short period of time, I was asked if I wanted to pee (which I did) and we had a short break.

When I returned, it was on my back and we resumed the treatment. It began with another firm massage around my stomach and hip area. It sort of felt like she was trying to move whatever was inside my intestines and she continued prodding the area above my genitals, inner thighs and crotch without touching the crown jewels. When she started on the jewels, she gently held the low hanging fruit and gently squeezed and pulled one and then the other. She told me to expect a little pain within the genital area when she pulled them. After that, it was the root and the head. Holy Hell! The intense pleasure was shocking to say the least. She worked on the head, stalk and perinium with a gentle yet firm pressure. By the end of it, my 'little friend' was standing tall and proud.

THEN came the surprise!! She offered a B2B and BJ for 2000 B. Seriously, I was NOT expecting it but who am I to refuse since I had to ensure that the jewels were in good working order. Truth be told, I was amazed at how hard my erection was it almost brought tears to my eyes. After a most pleasant dalliance, I had a shower, paid and thanked her and headed off home.

The 2 HR session itself cost 4000 B. Was it worth it? For a first timer like me, I'd say yes. However, I'm also withholding judgement until I try what Spring Spa & Massage has to offer. I only found out about it when I had my Thai Massage session there. I doubt they'll offer extras but I just need to compare the experiences.

I had planned to visit Doki Doki tonight but I might postpone it for now. Don't want to overtax 'the bro' after such a healing session. In case any of you gentlemen would like to try, Google 'Rebirth Massage Studio'.

Peace out!!

[Tim Timms]

Thank you all for your words of wisdom and encouragement. I will definitely take heed of your advice.

Just a quick update for now.

Day 3.

Got up bright and early and headed of to Chatuchak Weekend Market. Wow, that place is amazing and next level shopping! Spent 3. 5 hours there and some money and still didn't manage to cover a fifth of the place!! My legs were shot and my back was aching so I called it a day and headed back. This challenge isn't done as I still have one more weekend in BKK.

After dropping of my haul and having a brief rest, I made my way to Spring Spa & Massage down at Soi 24. Took the 2 HR package for Thai and Aromatherapy oil massage. Throughout the massage, I made the fascinating discovery that my body was a total and absolute shitshow. My massage attendant was a heavy set middle aged lady made of pure muscle and she put me through the grinder (as per my instruction, of course). Yeah, I was NOT taking proper care of my body and it decided to teach me the error of my ways. Will definitely return for more sessions. The cost was 1650.

Were you hoping for a hot sex goddess masseuse or did you just take whoever they gave you.

I long for the days when I got massaged by hot sex goddesses.

Spent literally millions. Of baht that is, Pre covidity.

[TwilightZoner]

Thank you all for your words of wisdom and encouragement. I will definitely take heed of your advice.

Just a quick update for now.

Day 3.

Got up bright and early and headed of to Chatuchak Weekend Market. Wow, that place is amazing and next level shopping! Spent 3. 5 hours there and some money and still didn't manage to cover a fifth of the place!! My legs were shot and my back was aching so I called it a day and headed back. This challenge isn't done as I still have one more weekend in BKK.

After dropping of my haul and having a brief rest, I made my way to Spring Spa & Massage down at Soi 24. Took the 2 HR package for Thai and Aromatherapy oil massage. Throughout the massage, I made the fascinating discovery that my body was a total and absolute shitshow. My massage attendant was a heavy set middle aged lady made of pure muscle and she put me through the grinder (as per my instruction, of course). Yeah, I was NOT taking proper care of my body and it decided to teach me the error of my ways. Will definitely return for more sessions. The cost was 1650.

Preview for Day 4.

Will be heading off to Rebirth Massage Clinic for my first ever Jabkasai & Prostate massage. Will let you know what the experience is like. Hopefully, I will be able to report on more sexual escapades after this treatment!

Have a great day everyone!

[Bunky]

I wanted some opinions on how to split up this 20 day Thailand trip. Should I do 10 Bangkok and 10 in Pattaya? Any tips or experiences you'd want to share would be greatly appreciated.

One thing you should consider is how you prefer to spend your time when you're AREN'T being a naughty boy. Are you a foodie? A shopper? A museum goer? Wanting to see temples and other cultural sites? Then you'll probably want to tilt toward Bangkok. Or do you prefer to spend your down time with a cold drink close at hand while watching the world pass by in a tiny little bar off the beaten path? Maybe watching the waves roll ashore while lounging in a comfortable beach chair under an umbrella? Or perhaps day drinking with your mates (new or old) in a beer bar or gentleman's club? In that case, Pattaya will probably appeal.

I live in a big city and enjoy the intense vibe very much. But on holiday I prefer to chill out. Pattaya's laid back beach vibe appeals to me, so I always start my holiday there. Wandering around town in my shorts and whiling away the hours doing whatever strikes my fancy just lowers my blood pressure. That said, I eventually get bored. So I transfer my flag to Bangkok at the end of my trip. My personal preference runs toward waifish girls who have not spoiled their looks with cosmetic surgery and/or tattoos, and I find more of those girls in Bangkok. I also enjoy shopping for electronic stuff and always find time to go that in the big malls. Finally, my flight home is a long one and it's nice to be closer to the airport when the time comes to leave.

Bunky

[Nite_Runner]

Volterra is absolutely correct. These girls do this for a living and are far more street-wise than many give them credit for. They know those that have been there before and those are "cherries".

These girls are in the bars 10-12 hours a day, 5-6 days a week. They have hours upon hours of practice on perfecting the craft of extracting the most they can for the least amount of effort. While they may be uneducated and speak broken English, do not mistake this to mean they are stupid, far from it. Most of them will have you summed up long before you order your first drink.

N_r.

10 K for that! Was your calculator malfunctioning when you ordered?

Let me get this straight: You dropped 6400 (drinks + BF) for a ST and not an overnight? And then you went back?? And you expect her to risk losing another customer just to be polite and run over to you?

Look, not to be too hard on you, but I'd suggest that you learn and adapt. You must have built some unrealistic expectations based on reports you read before your first trip. Most guys write glowing reports once they've earned the good experiences, but the bad experiences are there too.

You're bound to be disappointed in BKK after this week, and I think BKK may, in turn, be disappointed in you. There's no point sitting around a go go club with the same girl sitting on your lap for 2-3 hours. You need to ask what the BF / minimum drink policy is as you enter so that you can politely move on to another establishment if you don't accept the terms (no worries, I also learned the hard way). And I suggest you make your decision during the first drink and go forward with the BF or leave.

And you'd also need to learn some lessons about the outcalls and adjust to make it better bang for the baht. Did you do your research before your trip?

Seriously, the prices / conditions are getting tougher and tougher for the lot of us because guys (like you, yes) are not learning how to work / negotiate / walk away. Now I'm going to go there in 2 weeks and Dollhouse and your GF there are going to have their newly inflated expectations reinforced. Thanks a lot! But don't blame Bangkok.

[11Bravo]

So, after a long time coming, I finally landed in Bangkok. As informed, it was hot and humid but I wasn't bothered. I just wanted to carry out my plan of action and start my vacation of gluttony and debauchery. But as the saying goes, "The best laid plans of mice and men. ".

The hotel that I've booked in was a little disappointing. Only a little. The room itself is ok but the hotel itself felt a bit rundown but hey, the bed was super comfy!

I and will be back soon!

Great FR. On mobile so this will be short. Check out ROD's, Reports of Distinction, for some places to enjoy various experiences, noting prices.

Like you, the neru thing never really thrilled me (Doki Doki twice, Kokoro once, but the session at Kokoro was enjoyable. I took a look at their website and booked a lady I found attractive, one data point, picture accurate. Booked as it is popular. Check thread for FR.). I always visit Tulip, FR on that thread. As we discussed, Sakura. After, walk up a block to Soi 55/ Soi 8 Foodland, in the basement, sit at the counter in the restaurant, and have a nam-a-now soda (lime squash with soda water), very refreshing. On Soi 13, Ampersand, great gelato.

Finally, next trip, look at serviced apartments. For decades, I used Royal President, Sukhumvit Soi 15. Can't say anything about current condition or prices, but you might check it out.

[AggieDad1]

So, after a long time coming, I finally landed in Bangkok. As informed, it was hot and humid but I wasn't bothered. I just wanted to carry out my plan of action and start my vacation of gluttony and debauchery. But as the saying goes, "The best laid plans of mice and men. ".

The hotel that I've booked in was a little disappointing. Only a little. The room itself is ok but the hotel itself felt a bit rundown but hey, the bed was super comfy!

Great Report. You will always have a better time if you be yourself and do what makes you happy.

[Volterra]

So, after a long time coming, I finally landed in Bangkok. As informed, it was hot and humid but I wasn't bothered. I just wanted to carry out my plan of action and start my vacation of gluttony and debauchery. But as the saying goes, "The best laid plans of mice and men. ".

I seriously don't know how you guys do it. Straight off the tarmac and off to get the rocks off! By the time I got to my room, I was completely worn out! That's just probably me getting old though! So all I did on my first day in Bangkok was get some food, change some cash and sleep.

I'm realizing that my planned vacation of sex and debauchery has morphed into something else. I can't and won't rush off to all the playgrounds, popping pills and rushing sex. I'm realizing that I want the intimacy and chemistry that comes with the act. I guess I'll have to bide my time in these pursuits. In any case, I will still indulge in food and shopping and the tourist things!

Hope I didn't bore you all and will be back soon!

Hey, there's lots to experience in Bkk the first time other than just debauchery. It's an amazing place for lots of reasons, so acclimate yourself and enjoy the touring first. I know what you mean: I read reports from some of our fellow heathen and just don't know how they pack so much debauchery into one trip. I pace myself. Usually indulging once every 3 or 4 days so I can still chill and regain juice for the next girl.

Keep in mind that not everyone gets the fever or addiction right away. Maybe you don't feel much the first week or even month, but then one day you're walking innocently down the sidewalk, and suddenly, boom!, that ass wiggly in front of you knocks you between the eyes, and then you just got to have it!

Or maybe you have 3 or 4 bad punts and are ready to give up, but you decide to sneak one in just before you get on your plane home and it finally hits you just right because you let yourself loose only when you knew you were leaving. Then you find yourself back home and your LB is aching to get back to Bkk for more, so the 2nd trip is when you're rampaging out of control like these other superstars.

Whatever you do, don't ruin the whole trip because of a couple listless punts. Bkk can still provide plenty of thrills. Spicy food, cold drinks, outdoor markets, indoor malls. And beautiful girls.