Stupid shit in Medellin

[JjBee62]

The Same BM the famous Jjbee62 can't get back to Medellin, Bogota, Medellin, or The DR. But if he keeps it real, I salute you and your respect for a full blown story teller who was sent home penniless by Colombian chicas, (Young Chics). Plus you, not me, said, MDE was the biggest airport in Medellin. If you can't stand looking at my post, just read what you posted. I'm still not paying more to travel a shorter distance from Florida to the DR than I would to MDE. If you can't stand the image in the mirror, doing stand in front of it! Pollo negro is out!

Why are you so obsessed with me? Honestly, it's a bit weird having a couple of grown men focused on my every move. Surely you can find something better to do.

Just to clear something up, for everyone else, you'll always be baffled, the "Colombian chicas (chics)", was a 28 year old woman and her 33 year old novio.

I'm the last BM to run out of that anytime soon, because a fool and his money shall soon part, no one, no one, I mean no one knows that better than you JjBee62. It was you who were broken and sent home penniless by them Colombian chicas. I'm way to crafty and financially Swift to play games with my money. I'm never on a budget and if push comes to shove, I most definitely keep enough pesos to get back to America, even if I have to charter a flight. With that being said, I changed two 18 year old chicas from Veracruz today, wowzers, I can still feel the fuzz on their buzz. Photo'd, filmed, fcked, and Forgotten, the quest continues tomorrow, I'm in Bogota next week, wish you were joining me, but the way your budget set up. Nevermind, Centro is a lovely destination, Pollo Negro is out!

Here's why, regardless of what money you might have, you'll always struggle to be relevant: you're too obsessed with your fragile ego to deal with facts.

Fact: you stated that it's $200 more to fly to Puerta Plata than to MDE. One of the few times you got something right.

However, people who bother to do some research don't fly to POP. They either fly into Santiago de LOS Caballeros or Santo Domingo. STI costs $3 more than to MDE from FLL. SDQ is $5 more. You've had the discrepancy pointed out by more than one person and instead of acknowledging your error, you want to deflect onto my issues from a year ago. And on those issues you insist on sticking with your fantasies rather than the facts which I've written extensively about.

Fact: You claimed that the higher ticket prices were due to the demand for Dominicans.

You ignore the facts that, have also been mentioned by others. The increased airport fees at POP were widely discussed on the DR forum 4 years ago. Prices are much cheaper at SDQ and STI. Fuel is more expensive on an island. Here's some more facts. DR biggest import is petroleum products. Colombia's biggest export is petroleum products. An importer has higher costs than an exporter. You will have difficulty understanding this, but airlines don't set ticket prices based on the popularity of a destination's prostitutes.

Fact: I ran out of money 1 year ago. No argument from me on this one. It's something that you spend more time worrying about than I do, even though I've had much longer to worry about it.

However, this is irrelevant to whether or not it's cheaper to fly to MDE or SDQ. You might try it the next time you buy something. Whenever you are told the price just tell them "but jjbee62 ran out of money in March of 2018. Doesn't that mean I get a discount?

Fact: You've claimed I can't get back to Medellin or anywhere else.

Here's the reality: I've never been one who vacations several times a year. During my time in the Navy, I kept my leave balance to have just under 60 days available at the end of the fiscal year. When I separated I took 10 weeks of separation leave. Later on I went 22 years without taking a single vacation. Since I decided to start taking vacations, I've averaged 1 vacation of 2 weeks every 18 months. That's just my preference.

Roughly 2 years ago I took a chance on something that didn't work out. So I ended up taking a 1 year vacation. To me it was a fair trade, but to you it was a disaster of epic proportions. Now I'm planning a vacation in July, 16 months after my 1 year vacation ended. Which puts me back on the schedule of vacations that I prefer.

While I would be happy to come back and spend another year in Medellin, it's not something I'm working on. I'm in a good place, surrounded by good people and I'm happy getting out of bed each day.

Fact: Grownman called Medellin the largest airport in Colombia. He was wrong. However, whether or not MDE is the largest airport in Colombia is irrelevant. It is a much larger airport than POP. It's also a much cheaper airport for the airlines to fly into, when compared to POP.

One last thing to clarify. I really don't care whether you're in Medellin, Bogota, Florida, Puerto Rico or anywhere else. I don't care who you are fucking, how old they are, or whether or not you took pictures. Your dick, your money, your business. So why do you spend so much time thinking about my dick, my money and my business? Should I be sending you pictures of my dick and my paycheck each week, just so you can stop worrying so much about them?

[PolloNegro]

I see you are trying to take me there. Why the ole me would have said who gives a fuck about where you've been and amount of languages you speak, but this board has matured me. You didn't like that Mirror I gave you? Some people hate mirrors. When your rationale was questioned or answered; It makes me think you really wasnt asking a question you just wanted to be heard.

1. You tried to make yourself feel better by telling us how many languages do you speak as if that matters.

2. Jjbee62 and Mr. E gave you good answer but it wasn't good enough for you. You wanted detail information their words wasn't enough.

3. I turned around and gave you detailed concret information and you turn around and told us what you googled. No proof.

4. I showed you that flying to Santo Domingo what cheaper than flying to Medellin but you stayed on POP.

5. Your word of me giving my honest trip report on how I feel is "horrible". Totally missing my statement that my trip report was out of respect for the Jjbee62 who kept it 100 and newbies. It's cool chocolate chicken I'm not here For an aurgument. I will just leave you with a mirror. Be careful looking into it you might see yourself.

The Same BM the famous Jjbee62 can't get back to Medellin, Bogota, Medellin, or The DR. But if he keeps it real, I salute you and your respect for a full blown story teller who was sent home penniless by Colombian chicas, (Young Chics). Plus you, not me, said, MDE was the biggest airport in Medellin. If you can't stand looking at my post, just read what you posted. I'm still not paying more to travel a shorter distance from Florida to the DR than I would to MDE. If you can't stand the image in the mirror, doing stand in front of it! Pollo negro is out!

[GrownMan1]

Just googled FLL to POP and the Flight was $6 cheaper than FLL to MDE. I don't have to come to MDE to get whiter Latinas or Afro Latinas. I'm pretty skilled at doing that on my own. So, with me being from Puerto Rico & living in Fla and speaking 7 languages Fluently, I can get my own share of Latinas, being a Afro Latino myself, why would I flock to the DR to see girls I can get in Farjardo, Bayamon, Carolina, Lares, and Mayaguez, but being a native of the island I can play in Medellin and no one points the finger at me. But if DR is all of that and a bag of chips bypass Medellin and I guarantee you no one will miss you. Pure horrible to be on one thread talking about how much you miss the DR, if your pockets are full, by a ticket and do like Michael Jackson. Beat it. LOL. Pollo negro is out!

I see you are trying to take me there. Why the ole me would have said who gives a fuck about where you've been and amount of languages you speak, but this board has matured me. You didn't like that Mirror I gave you? Some people hate mirrors. When your rationale was questioned or answered; It makes me think you really wasnt asking a question you just wanted to be heard.

1. You tried to make yourself feel better by telling us how many languages do you speak as if that matters.

2. Jjbee62 and Mr. E gave you good answer but it wasn't good enough for you. You wanted detail information their words wasn't enough.

3. I turned around and gave you detailed concret information and you turn around and told us what you googled. No proof.

4. I showed you that flying to Santo Domingo what cheaper than flying to Medellin but you stayed on POP.

5. Your word of me giving my honest trip report on how I feel is "horrible". Totally missing my statement that my trip report was out of respect for the Jjbee62 who kept it 100 and newbies. It's cool chocolate chicken I'm not here For an aurgument. I will just leave you with a mirror. Be careful looking into it you might see yourself.

[PolloNegro]

OK you got me. I'll give my two cents. Why are you comparing MDE the biggest airport in Columbia to one of the smallest airports in DR? The equivalent airport to MDE in Medellin Colombia is SDQ in Santo Domingo the DR. Puerto Plata is the most expensive airport in the whole country. It has nothing to do with Afro Caribbean.

Are you saying you go to Medellin because you are more accustom to having your way with darker Latina than lighter Latina? Does Medellin give you do you lighter Latina you desire? Why go to Medellin when you can just go to Tijuana. I just gave you a mirror. Me personally, I love the Africa Latina overall beauty and physique. Thus far in my life they are second to none. (haven't been to Brazil yet).

It is much cheaper to fly in almost any of the airports in the DR besides Puerto Plata for those of us that reside in the states. I paid a little more and flew a little longer to go to Medellin. I also had to deal with that crap of a Spirit Airlines the only Airline that offers a one-way flight. I didn't mind paying the extra to save time.

I did not go to Medellin to wish I was in the DR. However, after my first four hours, I was missing my camel toes, I did not like my choice of being there.

Two of my wing men were DR regulars and first time in Medellin. One of my wingmen never wants to see the place again. The other one who had his cell stolen, wants to give it another shot.

Start a post off with a lie & expect me to read the rest of the post as though it is truthful information. One lie leads to another MDE is not the biggest airport in Colombia! Pollo negro is out!

[PolloNegro]

OK you got me. I'll give my two cents. Why are you comparing MDE the biggest airport in Columbia to one of the smallest airports in DR? The equivalent airport to MDE in Medellin Colombia is SDQ in Santo Domingo the DR. Puerto Plata is the most expensive airport in the whole country. It has nothing to do with Afro Caribbean.

Are you saying you go to Medellin because you are more accustom to having your way with darker Latina than lighter Latina? Does Medellin give you do you lighter Latina you desire? Why go to Medellin when you can just go to Tijuana. I just gave you a mirror. Me personally, I love the Africa Latina overall beauty and physique. Thus far in my life they are second to none. (haven't been to Brazil yet).

It is much cheaper to fly in almost any of the airports in the DR besides Puerto Plata for those of us that reside in the states. I paid a little more and flew a little longer to go to Medellin. I also had to deal with that crap of a Spirit Airlines the only Airline that offers a one-way flight. I didn't mind paying the extra to save time.

I did not go to Medellin to wish I was in the DR. However, after my first four hours, I was missing my camel toes, I did not like my choice of being there.

Two of my wing men were DR regulars and first time in Medellin. One of my wingmen never wants to see the place again. The other one who had his cell stolen, wants to give it another shot.

Just googled FLL to POP and the Flight was $6 cheaper than FLL to MDE. I don't have to come to MDE to get whiter Latinas or Afro Latinas. I'm pretty skilled at doing that on my own. So, with me being from Puerto Rico & living in Fla and speaking 7 languages Fluently, I can get my own share of Latinas, being a Afro Latino myself, why would I flock to the DR to see girls I can get in Farjardo, Bayamon, Carolina, Lares, and Mayaguez, but being a native of the island I can play in Medellin and no one points the finger at me. But if DR is all of that and a bag of chips bypass Medellin and I guarantee you no one will miss you. Pure horrible to be on one thread talking about how much you miss the DR, if your pockets are full, by a ticket and do like Michael Jackson. Beat it. LOL. Pollo negro is out!

[GrownMan1]

why are the tickets more expensive to Puerta Plata than they are to Medellin? I have a theory and its just a Theory. The DR has more Afro Latina chicas there in a higher concentration than most other Latin destinations, who desires a darker chica? Those who are not accustomed to having their way with the darker chics in the US or Europe? To my knowledge it takes more gas to travel further than it does a shorter distance, so why would the shorter distance cost more? Cause those who can't get the darker chicas are willing to pay more, that's just a Theory. Medellin has been nothing but good to me! Why come to Medellin and wish you were in the DR. Further more the ticket is less than $200 to fulfill your dream. I'll never visit DR as long as the tickets cost more to travel there than Medellin and there is closer to the states than Medellin. Don't mind me!

OK you got me. I'll give my two cents. Why are you comparing MDE the biggest airport in Columbia to one of the smallest airports in DR? The equivalent airport to MDE in Medellin Colombia is SDQ in Santo Domingo the DR. Puerto Plata is the most expensive airport in the whole country. It has nothing to do with Afro Caribbean.

Are you saying you go to Medellin because you are more accustom to having your way with darker Latina than lighter Latina? Does Medellin give you do you lighter Latina you desire? Why go to Medellin when you can just go to Tijuana. I just gave you a mirror. Me personally, I love the Africa Latina overall beauty and physique. Thus far in my life they are second to none. (haven't been to Brazil yet).

It is much cheaper to fly in almost any of the airports in the DR besides Puerto Plata for those of us that reside in the states. I paid a little more and flew a little longer to go to Medellin. I also had to deal with that crap of a Spirit Airlines the only Airline that offers a one-way flight. I didn't mind paying the extra to save time.

I did not go to Medellin to wish I was in the DR. However, after my first four hours, I was missing my camel toes, I did not like my choice of being there.

Two of my wing men were DR regulars and first time in Medellin. One of my wingmen never wants to see the place again. The other one who had his cell stolen, wants to give it another shot.

[Paulie97]

Hell, it's your story and you can't get it straight.
Here are the pertinent points you told me at the time You were at a bar, afterwards you said you thought it was "A pico en Botella", with your Argentine friend. There were 2 hot girls. You all sat down together. There was a third guy. You said he was getting everyone shots and that you thought he was trying to impress the girls. You also said you weren't drunk at the time. You did not mention buying a bottle, or having it opened in front of you, until you went off on WhatsApp. You also never mentioned Luna Lunera. You said you woke up in a strange room and found out you had been drugged, and the last thing you remembered was drinking in the bar. According to you, they cleaned out your friend, computer and everything, but only got a bit of cash from you. Now, had you mentioned buying a bottle, I wouldn't have assumed "getting shots for everyone" meant going to the bar. And it's still a minor detail, because someone was able to drug you. Does it matter that they did it right under your nose, instead of behind your back? In the end the result is the same, drugged and robbed.

What your false version does is make the victim extremely negligent, taking shots from a guy that disappeared to the bar. The reality is that he ordered a bottle to the table that was delivered by the waiter, shots poured in front of me, and that's exactly what was told to you. My Argentine "friend," all I know is what he told me and there's been reason to question his account. You keep preaching (falsely) that Medellin is just as safe as any large city in the US though many US cities the same size and larger have much better crime stats. Plus gringos are targets south of the border in a special way, but my story challenged your pollyanna thesis. The result? You go back to pulling shit out of your ass because you don't like what you're hearing. I'm convinced that I wasn't drugged when the shots were poured, so your version creates a false impression. You know all of that already.

Yes. I did betray your confidence. When you began sending PMs to people lying about me, you betrayed mine. Seems a fair trade.

Huh? Any discussions about you had nothing to do with any confidential information, and were back channeled. Your are a passive aggressive little twit. You get pushed around about a totally unrelated debate then publicly post confidential information. In that one knee jerk moment you've showed us who you are.

From my point of view, what do I owe you? After meeting up a couple of times, you went completely off the hook at me, without cause. Completely off the hook. I understand why you're worried about those Whatsapp messages. How did I respond? Did I reply in kind? No. I suggested you needed to get out of your same old routine of beer, viagra and trying to nut 4 times a day. I offered to spend a day with you, taking you around the city, showing you different things, all expenses paid. I offered to acclimate you to the Metro, which would save you time and money on your trips to El Centro. Even though you had bit me once, I offered my hand.Next you began lying about me via PM. Instead of blocking you, I entered into a dialogue with you. You sent PMs almost daily, typically complaining about different people or pontificating on the virtues of Jim Morrison. When you next came to Medellin, you sought me out again, told your story and once again went off the deep end on WhatsApp. After blocking you there, you shifted to PM, so I blocked you here as well..

LOLOL First on the twitch there's none. Maybe a bit of tremor after a hard night drinking but that's a very common hangover symptom. Swing and a miss again. Have you ever seen a picture of a weeping willow drooping over a lake? Well that's you Bro, and it's a sight to see walking down the street. But yea homes, sounds like you are on the pity pot again. Brings back memories. You fell in love with a webcam girl while peeping in your computer screen, and were all set on making your fortune. I mean talking to you you already had yourself in the Fortune 500. But instead you bent over and got a ten inch strap on, and bleed out in your Facebook pity party for all to see. Hopefully they got it all on tape. LOLOL.

After blocking you there, you shifted to PM, so I blocked you here as well.

If you've blocked me then how have you seen my posts to reply to? As I've told you, You need to take some lying lessons as seeing that you so rely on it, you might as well try to get good at it.

And for the audience, notice the legion of points I've made that he's completely ignored. Those are always the strongest points as he can't come up with any response. All he can can do is whine about how he's getting picked on and talk about some hangover tremors as he droops down the road in some of the most godawful posture know to man! LOL.

[JjBee62]

Glad this great debate is in the "Stupid Shit" forum, LOL.

I doubt many guys really give a crap about any of it actually.

I've been hangin in Colombia for about 20 years, and Medellin about 17 or so.

Guys come and go.

Things change.

On this forum there will always be some strong personalities and some goof balls (which I may very well be).

There'll be knowledgeable guys, and some not so much..

You are correct, in all things. A2 picked the right name for this thread. It is all stupid shit. Sometimes it's easy to get sucked in, and hard to get back out. I'll bow out now. In a shit flinging fight, there aren't any winners.

[JjBee62]

A pro like you could never be outwitted with your Colombian intelligence & Centro Guerilla Intel? Face it, you were treated like the 2 mil pesos that you are, I still contest, its safer to bring girl back to your room verses using a casa or strip club, or renting a room from a chica who breaks you & send you back to the states penniless. Even you admitted you fail for the wrong girl, A Colombian lady of the moment! Pollo Negro is Out.

I understand why you chose "Pollo. " You are constantly flopping around in circles like a headless chicken.

In deference to Paulie, this one is called "moving the goalposts. " Bringing a girl to your room isn't safer than doing a girl in a casa. So you move the goalposts and include strip clubs. Now, you're partially correct. But the conversation wasn't about strip clubs.

You're so focused on being right, after more than one person disagreed with you, that you're willing to change everything to try and prove your point. If not strip clubs, you would want to add in casas in San Salvador, or Caracas. Either that or, as you've already done, streetwalkers.

We're comparing 2 things: your own room and a room at a casa. Nothing more. You prefer your own room. That's good, great, fabulous. It doesn't make it safer, but it makes it more enjoyable for you.

And you just proved my point. My problems, which left me "penniless" all happened in my room. Yes? They didn't happen in a casa. They didn't happen in a strip club. In my room, connected with people who know me. Thank you.

You say "penniless" like it's a dirty word. You can't imagine what that's like, can you? The worst insult you can come up with is based on my economic status. Problem is, it really doesn't bother me. It wasn't the first time and it probably won't be the last time.

You see, cut you off from your money supply and you're flopping like a fish out of water. When I'm out of money, I just tighten my belt, roll up my sleeves and go back to work. Work doesn't scare me. I can find a job easier than you can find a girl in Medellin.

Heck, this time it was a piece of cake. I got a phone call. "What do you need?" Spent my last night saying goodbye to some friends, grabbed a taxi to the airport, hopped on a plane and had someone waiting at the airport. The next day I had a job. 3 weeks later I had a car and a place to live. Easy stuff. Only took 4 months to clear my debts.

The toughest one was the first time. Cancer is a terrible disease. It's almost as bad for the family as it is for the patient. With certain cancers it's not if it comes back it's when. So every 3 months you hold your breath and hope for clean test results. Then you pretend everything is normal until the next round of tests.

In my wife's case (just to clarify, I've been married 3 times. I only refer to one as my wife), Mr and Mrs tumor returned just as I was finishing my recovery from a back injury that kept me from working for 18 months. Not the best time for the big bills to hit.

After it was all done I spent 4 months without a real roof over a real bed. There was a roof and there was a bed, but the roof leaked worse than all the bladders in the nursing home. Two months in I got a job. After another 2 months I had a real bed under a roof that didn't leak. Took another 6 months to get my own apartment.

Next time you're back home, do yourself a favor. Go to the local VA Hospital, or a local nursing home. Find some old guy who hasn't got any family and make friends with him. Listen to his stories, get to know him. Then ask him which he would rather have, a million dollars or the chance to be 18 again and flat broke.

I'll take my experiences, good and bad, over money every time.

[Balboa]

Glad this great debate is in the "Stupid Shit" forum, LOL.

I doubt many guys really give a crap about any of it actually.

I've been hangin in Colombia for about 20 years, and Medellin about 17 or so.

Guys come and go.

Things change.

On this forum there will always be some strong personalities and some goof balls (which I may very well be).

There'll be knowledgeable guys, and some not so much.

JB obviously knows the Medellin scene, and I thought gave good straight advice, never malicious.

I don't care if he has a bushy mustache or if he walks like Mr Magoo, LOL.

I don't know Paulie, I'm sure he's experienced and knowledgeable.

Has a different take on the scene in Medellin.

Great!

So does Pollo Negro.

He's experienced and has his way too.

The whole monger scene is fluid.

There is no one right way.

For some guys 'this' may work, for others 'that'.

Big deal.

You guys can continue to rant if ya like.

The rest of us are lost, or really don't care.

Like I said, at least it's in the correct forum.

Have at it guys.

[JjBee62]

It's not a minor detail at all. Your version was that the guy disappeared to the bar and brought back full shot glasses which created worlds of opportunity. The truth, and what I told you is that the waiter brought a sealed bottle and glasses to table. The bottle was cracked in front of me and shots poured in front of me. At the end of the day I do not know who got a tranq in my system and likely will never know. I was at La 70 at that time but Luna Lunera later. After much evaluation I strongly suspect my Argentine wingman was in on it, though I'the known him for a year. There are many possibilities including involvement of bar staff..

Hell, it's your story and you can't get it straight. Here are the pertinent points you told me at the time:

You were at a bar, afterwards you said you thought it was "A pico en Botella", with your Argentine friend. There were 2 hot girls. You all sat down together. There was a third guy. You said he was getting everyone shots and that you thought he was trying to impress the girls. You also said you weren't drunk at the time. You did not mention buying a bottle, or having it opened in front of you, until you went off on WhatsApp. You also never mentioned Luna Lunera. You said you woke up in a strange room and found out you had been drugged, and the last thing you remembered was drinking in the bar. According to you, they cleaned out your friend, computer and everything, but only got a bit of cash from you.

Now, had you mentioned buying a bottle, I wouldn't have assumed "getting shots for everyone" meant going to the bar.

And it's still a minor detail, because someone was able to drug you. Does it matter that they did it right under your nose, instead of behind your back?

Yes. I did betray your confidence. When you began sending PMs to people lying about me, you betrayed mine. Seems a fair trade.

From my point of view, what do I owe you? After meeting up a couple of times, you went completely off the hook at me, without cause. Completely off the hook. I understand why you're worried about those Whatsapp messages. How did I respond? Did I reply in kind? No. I suggested you needed to get out of your same old routine of beer, viagra and trying to nut 4 times a day. I offered to spend a day with you, taking you around the city, showing you different things, all expenses paid. I offered to acclimate you to the Metro, which would save you time and money on your trips to El Centro. Even though you had bit me once, I offered my hand.

Next you began lying about me via PM. Instead of blocking you, I entered into a dialogue with you. You sent PMs almost daily, typically complaining about different people or pontificating on the virtues of Jim Morrison. When you next came to Medellin, you sought me out again, told your story and once again went off the deep end on WhatsApp. After blocking you there, you shifted to PM, so I blocked you here as well.

You attacked me 3 times, with no provocation and twice I accepted your apology, even if you never actually apologized. The third time, I shut you out. These are the things you haven't discussed. Why haven't you mentioned those events? Give it a whirl. Tell everyone about those Whatsapp exchanges. Post them, so everyone can see whether or not my version is accurate.

Now more than a year later you chose to launch a personal attack on me, over something that didn't involve you. At that point I realized that I owe the board, much more than I owe you. Why should someone else have to put up with your ranting, all because they accepted a PM offer to meet up?

So, rant on. Whatever you want to say, get it out there. It's not going to stop that twitch.

[JjBee62]

Asserting it so doesn't make it so. Add another fallacy, "proof by assertion." Here's the post that made you come unhinged, sharing information told in confidence and threatening to post screenshots of whatsapp conversations from two years ago. It's content oriented and focused on the relevant issues. It's value was clearly established by your reaction.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...533&viewfull=1#post2288533.

LOL I never assumed you had any degrees. Yes some of your basic information is good. Your writing can be well organized when you are calm and aren't getting challenged, though much of your analysis is flawed, particularly when you are trying to play expert.

The friends we have in common are visible for me. We have many. This particular girl is on my list, but not your's.

Some do this but the vast majority do not. Even if she had a different name in the recent past she'the still have shown up for us as a common friend. You just pulled the story out of your ass to make yourself look important. The first you'the heard of her was when the guy posted his bad experience. Caught yet again..

I'll be brief.

You struck a nerve, yet how many times have you brought up my mention of posting copies of your insane WhatsApp messages? Does it worry you that much?

There's an easy solution to all of this. Click. Click and place me on your ignore list. You won't see my posts and you can twitch along your merry way. Or give Jackson or A2 an ultimatum. Tell them to kick me off or that you'll leave. No matter which way it goes, your troubles are over.

[Paulie97]

Now, because I'm used to repeating things to total fucking idiots..

Here ya go folks. We either have the smartest guy on the planet, or a failed Peeping Tom webcam boy, wannabe intellectual that didn't have the balls to finish his bachelors degree. He's a pretentious nobody. Yea if he has the address to a casa or whatever you want to call it, listen or verify with Google. If he's offering advise or other directions, read his unhinged reports here on the most appreciated stupid thread and decide how you wish to proceed.

[PolloNegro]

Is there one fucking thing you can do right? Anything at all that you're not going to fuck up like a porcupine in a condom factory?

You couldn't even manage to link a post. However, since one of us is smarter than the average rock, I figured out what you were trying to link.

I'm assuming this is the original message you tried to quote:

Now, because I'm used to repeating things to total fucking idiots, I'll explain.

The discussion was between casas and your room. It has not, at any point been about strip clubs. Strip clubs are an entirely different environment than casas. The incident here occurred in a strip club. It did not occur in a casa. There is no contradiction, unless you don't know the difference between a strip club and a casa.

To further clear things up, streetwalkers who use short time rooms aren't casas. All those Veracruz girls standing on the sidewalk, or sitting in the doorways aren't working in casas. What happened in Bogota didn't happen in a casa.

Keep trying. If nothing else, all of your flailing about should generate a nice breeze.

A pro like you could never be outwitted with your Colombian intelligence & Centro Guerilla Intel? Face it, you were treated like the 2 mil pesos that you are, I still contest, its safer to bring girl back to your room verses using a casa or strip club, or renting a room from a chica who breaks you & send you back to the states penniless. Even you admitted you fail for the wrong girl, A Colombian lady of the moment! Pollo Negro is Out.

[Paulie97]

Anything at all that you're not going to fuck up like a porcupine in a condom factory?

This is one is so creative homes, I'm telling you. That's out of some insult book from the 1960's if not sooner. Scroll down a tad from the link and the post is revealed, isn't his fault. He has way more wits than you, trust me. Just a suggestion, roll up your pants when in a brothel room, doesn't matter what it's called, "casa," or "strip club" or "Veracruz" or whats not, same difference and we all know it, is a *****house with rooms on site. The one doing the "flailing" is you, and yea, we feel the wind. If you head to the shower take the rolled up pants with you and place them outside the entrance to the same. And yea, we all make mistakes, only problem is a pompous ass like yourself gets less leeway. Better to shoot for perfection. Now save up a few coins, make your triumphant return to Medellin, and write us some reviews K? It's been a very long time.