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07-06-16 16:32 #2320
Posts: 261Originally Posted by Bkkdog [View Original Post]
I go along with OliverKitsoff's comment, I am really interested in getting a short time fuck without all the BS, but if you don't mind paying thousands of bahts for quick sniffter with a bit of pussy or a quick fuck than fair dues to ya.
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07-06-16 14:27 #2319
Posts: 1205Originally Posted by ArthurTick [View Original Post]
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07-06-16 11:53 #2318
Posts: 264If you search you will find
Originally Posted by JohnHebbes [View Original Post]
Truth is when I go to the bar area on Loi kroh Road with the boxing ring for example there are nice choices but no customers really. I took out a real nice spinner there recently twice for 1200 bt short time. Take the time and go back a few pages there are many current reports.
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07-06-16 10:28 #2317
Posts: 261B2 B massage
All around the outskirts of Chiang Mai city there are new glorified body to body massage parlors opening. Some are called clubs, such as the Pretty Club for example and others actually classifying themselves as body to body massage.
The Pros and Cons:
The only pros are the girls who are prostitutes and all the rest are total cons.
They prey on a first time customer's naivety, the object being to extract a customer of thousands of bahts in the quickest time possible, a sort of blitzkrieg on the wallet.
This is how it works:
A gullible guy walks into the premises. The first site that hits him is wall to wall eye candy, the girls of his dreams, 10 out of 10's, all dressed provocatively enough to wet the appetite of a saint. These are the bait.
Next, the customer will be shown a menu. It's lists a range of the services offered. Usually starting at 1000 baht per hour for a no thrills Thai massage up to 1700 baht for a one hour body to body oil massage. Printed under each listed service are the words; THIS IS A NON-SEXUAL SERVICE.
If the guy agrees to the full 1 hour oil body to body massage for the flat fee of 1700 baht as listed on the menu, then the girls will demand that he pays the full amount upfront.
Once he has paid, the guy will be given a choice of a girl and she will lead him into the massage room. Now this is when the first great disappointment begins. Most of us are under the impression that a body-to-body oil massage will be done in the nude. Not so in this case. The girl will ask the guy to lie on the bed flat on his stomach. Then she will either just leave her shorts on or both her shorts and bra. She will continue by pouring a whole load of goop onto the guy's back and legs and then proceed to slide up and down the guy. The reason the girl will insist that the guy lays on his stomach is so that she has full control of the situation in case the guy begins getting too amorous before the bartering process begins.
Within 4 to 5 minutes the girl will prod the guy for his attention and ask what else he would like the girl to do for him? What this means is, that whatever service the guy wants over and above what's on the menu is an extra. In other words, the guy's interpretation of what is involved in the process of an oil body-to-body massage may cost him thousands, and I mean thousands of bahts more than the prices listed on the menu. If the guy is unable to afford the extras or declines the girl's offer, than they don't care because the parlour already has his 1700 baht. In many cases the guy may not even receive the full 1700 bahts 1 hours worth of time.
If in the event that a customer complains, the staff will quickly remind him that it is a non sexual service as described on the menu. Yes, the quoted non-sexual service part is there to cover they're own asses, so the customer has no legalities if he wishes to take his complaint further.
In these places the girls are the carrots to tempt the donkeys or should I say; *******es. You have been warned.
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07-05-16 12:19 #2316
Posts: 2B2B massage
Originally Posted by Beno69 [View Original Post]
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07-04-16 20:55 #2315
Posts: 261Lady houses
Originally Posted by RollAides [View Original Post]
There are small out of town bars along the roads all over Chiang Mai, the one's that usually have the coloured Christmas lights sparkling outside their entrances that do have available girls going on the cheap, but again are all very locally Thai orientated and one would have to know some Thais to show you where they are and how to get to know the girls in those places.
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07-04-16 16:31 #2314
Posts: 146I actually made that map quite some time ago, it was in response to the specific question many guys have when trying to find the two cheap brothels on that road that have been referenced many times in the CM forum but are a bit of a pain to find. The context was clearly referenced in the original post.
To clarify, there are (or were, that was 2011,) two "lady houses" there which cater mainly to low income Thai clientele (tuk tuk drivers, etc.) but are open and friendly to farang. As I recall the prices were 500-650 baht for ST. The facilities are not what you might call high end, if you can't tolerate a cold shower and slum-level bedding, skip it. On the other hand, they're cheap, friendly, and can be fun if you want a change of pace from the fishbowls. Good luck, and happy mongering.
Originally Posted by OliverKitsoff [View Original Post]
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06-18-16 18:00 #2313
Posts: 261I don't think it's that cut and dry
Originally Posted by Wolvenvacht [View Original Post]
I tried Thai Friendly for several months after being recommended by a friend. Most of what I was getting were messages from past their sell by date Thai women begging for some Farang in shining armor on his white horse to come and rescue them from a life of loneness, being left poor and on the shelf for the rest of eternity. One had published on her profile claiming to be 59 but looked more to be 69 her photo wearing in a bikini. I almost threw up. The majority contacted me first and then had to block them for the messages to stop, they were literally begging me to respond to them. Some were obvious escorts that I had seen advertising on criagslist. Any younger desirable women up for it are demanding 2000 baht for short time expecting the guy to host at his place. One woman 32 years old or so she claimed, offering massage wanted 2000 baht for a so called massage followed by a HJ, no sex she said and the guy had to host into the bargain. Thanks but no thanks. The rest make it clear they are only seeking longer term relationships and that can be interpreted anyways we like. Most likely means looking for sugar daddies or mugs to finance them each month. Especially get suspicious when a stunning 20's or 30 something women says she is looking for men from ages 18 to 90 or any age. Also too many of the really hot looking girls have messages on their profiles saying; so and so name is receiving too many messages, please upgrade to contact her. Sorry, I'm not falling for that one. There are some sincere nice Thai women on there that is great for the guys seeking that sort of thing, but sorry it's not a mongers site for pulling and fucking, not by any stretch of the imagination, although I have no doubts some guys have struck lucky if the women really like them, but it's still very hit and miss no different to pulling a bird at a disco. I looked at the Chiang Rai profiles, more or less the same thing, Bangkok had more choice but the Pattaya section was much better and well stocked. So if planning a trip to Pattaya maybe a good idea to hook up with girls on there and arrange to meet them in Pattaya. But Chiang Mai is hardly worth the effort although I am sure some Jack the Lad saying he is in his 60's and scoring on there 2 dozen times a day will accuse me of doing it all wrong.
I also checked out Date in Asia, POF and some other free dating sites, all were much of the same, even had many of the same women on all those sites where Chiang Mai is concerned. Some women I noticed had been on there for several years, so something must be wrong somewhere.
The real stuff what I call the creme the la crème of Chiang Mai Thai pussy are the sideliners. These are young girls anywhere between the ages of 16 up to early 20's. They are mostly student girls looking to earn extra money to help pay for their Uni fees or similar wanting additional cash to buy their cell phones, computers, clothes and makeup the must haves for any spoilt young ladies that prefer not to work for it and why they're called sideliners. Most are going for 1000 to 1500 baht, well worth it for a piece of decent finger licking good young Thai pussy, only there is a catch. The majority of these girls only advertise on Thai forums or Thai dating sites and quite a few on facebook but only in Thai text and Thai language as these girls are not really into Farangs that much. So unless the Farang can speak, read and write in fluent Thai, then getting a hook up with a sideliner is virtually impossible. Another way is making contact via an agent. An agent can be any Thai person, a market stall seller, a taxi or bus driver, anyone. But we never get to know who these agents are. Another way if Farangs have a good Thai friend or an acquaintance that can speak English and help the Farang to make sideliner hookups on their sites. I can assure you all that these girls do exist but most are strictly reserved for the Thai clientele, we only get the seconds, the rejects that most Thais wouldn't even give a second glance or if they are lookers would expect and demand a lot more than 1500 baht from a Farang.
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06-18-16 11:54 #2312
Posts: 2502Originally Posted by OliverKitsoff [View Original Post]
What you want is now taking place on various social media: ThaiFriendly, Date-in-Asia, Line and the like. Make contact there and then meet in a normal bar.
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06-18-16 11:50 #2311
Posts: 2502Originally Posted by Wolfie2 [View Original Post]
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06-17-16 09:00 #2310
Posts: 97Originally Posted by Wolfie2 [View Original Post]
As a follow up to my first response, I don't mean to be a killjoy. I just think the Songkran is less and less fun each year, as I said its the idiots thinking up new ways to punk people who just want to have good natured fun, or the NCPO goons and their curmudgeon rules about clothing and girls dancing on the back of trucks. And OK I'm getting older myself, but who isn't?
I would suggest the bars within the Anusarn Market area would be the best places for live music, also the rooftop bars of Maya mall (hi so + hi prices) or lo so in KSK basement, as they are completely aircon or on rooftops (Blues Bar) its not always going to be top 40 hits stuff, but I don't recall any live music around the moat as the water slinging is just out of control, but maybe I'm wrong.
I imagine the clubs in the Nimman mubaan are also going to be jumping, but they are mainly Thai and regular kids, not spinners and keenok mongers. If you are young and 'handsum' you may get laid, you also may get your head kicked in by jealous Thai boys, just a thought.
Spicy is now a dead duck by 0100. I am not sure it will survive the crackdown. The Zoe @ Yellow complex has also suffered in the early closing rules. I guess they just cant pay the 'fines' anymore.
OTOH the Mandalay 'superclub' has reopened with off duty police as security, and it does seem to have a table or two of spinners waiting to be picked up. YMMV. But the bands and DJs are excellent and do a mix of Thai and Western hits.
Prices are cheap, table/bottle service will come in at under 1000 thb easily if you drink low end spirits. They will reserve your bottle for you, and give you a ticket as proof of 'ownership' so you can come back multiple times and enjoy. It shuts around 0400.
Anyway, I hope you have fun and don't get some shitty jungle bug from the water.
Regards, OK.
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06-17-16 08:39 #2309
Posts: 97Originally Posted by Beno69 [View Original Post]
Thank you for the first (topmost) link. Quite a good locator, if low on detail.
The second map has 3 venues on it and unspecified what they specialise in, in short the original creator should not have even bothered!
Whatever happened to the 'independent' beerbar run by the girls and not some gangsta, supposedly way out in Chiangmailand mubaan?
Too far from the action to begin with, but a shame it seems to have flopped.
It's time Thailand got a bilingual version of the 'peppr' app I am so fucking tired of mamasans barfines and other parasites.
I just want to meet the girl, figure her out, decide if I will buy her a normal drink in a normal bar, and fuck her, with ALL the profits going to her.
I'm sure many of them feel the same.
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06-17-16 07:27 #2308
Posts: 97Originally Posted by Wolfie2 [View Original Post]
As an expat, doing songkran was fun once (before the crackdown) but I actually avoid it now.
It's basically a young idiot magnet. Morons who think its funny and fun to use ice water, fire high velocity and filthy moat water into one's face, risking eye ear nose and throat infections, and general arseholery, just because they can.
The other side of the coin is the police are being forced to crackdown on 'revealing' dress of partygoers, which started this year, so cold wet titties may not be much in evidence.
Also, live music (electric equipment) and H2O tend not to mix too well.
Finally, it's hot as hell, but then again, you can always cool down with the filthy moat water flying about.
But up to you!
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06-08-16 23:34 #2307
Posts: 19Songkran 2017
Hi guys,
I have booked flights to CM (following a couple of weeks in Phuket) for a week over Thai new year 10-17/4 next year. I have been there once before about 3 years ago stayed at the Raming and really enjoyed both CM and the Raming. I am looking at hotels, which would be better positioned for Songkran, not just water fights but parades and particularly music venues. I presume there will be live party bands in the street same as I saw in Bangkok 3 years ago. I was thinking or Raming or maybe hotel M on Thapae Gate? I am getting on a bit and do not like to walk too far (I will be renting a scooter) but need party bars (and the live music) within easy walk of the hotel.
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06-07-16 10:35 #2306
Posts: 287Monger MAP
Originally Posted by DanDDick [View Original Post]
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer...qUjx64eV9mQh68
Maybe old Link, but still mostly OK!