Cozumel

[Pants69]

Hey guys, great reports!! Off to Cozumel in a few weeks, been reading about some of the maids may be tempted? Your thoughts?

Been to a few hotels and seen some hot maids, never sure whether to do anything, or how to test the water

Tony

[Lion Killer]

Your welcome for the Roatan reports, I love that place, hope to be back there in September. The Salsa Club usually closes at 6:00 PM when the cruise ships leave the dock.


LK

[FadeToJade]

Maduro,

Thank you for great and informative report. I was trying to find the way to send your post to the reports of distinction file but couldn't do it. And thanks LK for your great Roatan reports. What time does Salsa close?

[Lion Killer]

You have learned well grasshopper, glad to have been assistance in your knowledge for reading the board


LK

[Maduro]

Staying in because for a week, so I thought I'd head over to the Salsa bar (or La Salsa, can't remember the exact name.) It is damn easy to find. It's about a block from Melgar on Muelle. This is the traffic light on Melgar (the main drag along the ocean) right by the International Pier (the older pier south of downtown.)

The building is purple with bright lettering painted on the walls (typical for businesses in Cozumel and Mexico). It is located on the right side of the road and it says Salsa Bar on it. No indication of girls, sex, strippers or anything on the outside. Oddly enough, it said Karaoke and pool tables on the outside. You cannot miss it! Also, it is not in a rough neighborhood guys. Most of Cozumel looks like this, and trust me, I've been all over Cozumel at all times of the day and night, and there are really no dangerous parts. This is smack dab in the tourist area.

When you walk in, you have to take a quick right. I'm not even sure you have the option to go left. Immediately, you are in an area with pool tables. Over to the right is a small "disco" room that was playing music, but no one was dancing.

I visited on a Saturday, with 1 BIG cruise ship at the closest port and 2 cruise ships at the northern port about 4:30 in the afternoon.

There were 2 woman playing pool. A couple of Mexicans off to the right talking or drinking or something. The guys looked over my way, but didn't really pay much attention to me. Basically seeing who walked in the door. I couldn't tell if they worked there, or were just hanging out (you see a lot of socializing in because). The woman playing pool acknowledged me, but didn't run and attack me. The timeshare people at the ferry and the shop owners on Melgar in downtown were much more aggressive! I would have to admit that I walked in like I owned the place. Just go in like you do when you shop for a used car.- don't make too much eye contact and act like you're on a mission with no time to bullshit. I specifically didn't want to buy any overpriced beers for me or the ladies. I figured the quicker I move around, the less opportunity for someone to hit me up to buy drinks!

After going through the pool table area, then to the disco to the right, I came back to the pool table area then straight out the back to the little courtyard. Nothing going on there. I walked over to the right (I was facing the entrance) down some hallways to check it out, and nothing much there. I was actually surprised that no one came up to me to see what the hell I was doing. Again, I think I was displaying the body language that I belonged there (thanks to all of the details from this website! ).

I came back to the pool table room, because I didn't see any more chicks. The one girl I saw earlier asked me "sucky sucky? ", but I politely, but firmly said that I'm just looking for now. She actually wasn't bad looking and seemed genuinely friendly (as are most people on the island). Wasn't what I was looking for as far as getting laid though. I spied another girl in a yellow dress who had just come in and was drinking a beer. She had had a smoking body. If you coved the face, a nice 8. That's the one I wanted. She seemed busy though. Hard to tell if she was coming or going. I walked in to the courtyard again, because I wasn't about to sit down and wait for the sales pitch for beer. Again, no one seemed to care.

I walked back in and finally made eye contact with the hottie in the yellow skin type stretchy dress. Nice curves under the dress. Firm, small Latin ass. Nice tits and cleavage. I motioned to her that I wanted to talk to her and beckoned her to me. She came over and asked if I wanted a blowjob, something else (can't remember) or sex. I told her sex. I then asked her how much. Before she could answer, I told her $20 for the room and $50 for you, plus tip if I have a good time. To my surprise, she said yes. (I had been wheeling and dealing the local merchants all week. This was easier than buying a Mexican hammock! )

All I had was a $100 bill. I asked her if she could give change. She walked over to the bar area with my $100. I briefly thought that what I had done was a really dumb idea.- there goes that hundred. She qucikly came back with $80. She said to pay her afterwards.

We walked into the courtyard I had seen before, around a corner to the left. Up a full flight of steps, then down a half set of steps. It looked like part of a motel. The condom lady was walking around the hallways there and my lady turned to me and said that she needs $3 for a condom. I gave the girl a $5, who handed it to the condom lady. Twenty seconds lady, my girl had the condom. I didn't get any change.- I guess the condom lady assumed the difference was her tip. Of course, I wasn't going to say a thing for two bucks!

Before buying the condom, the girl chit chatted with the woman in Spanish while grinding her ass in my crotch. She then reached behind her and grabbed both of my hands and placed them on her tits. There were firm! Between a C and D.

Anyways, we walked a short ways with the condom and came to the first room on the end of a hallway. We walked in and I thought it was nicer looking than I expected. (Nothing in because is especially nice looking. A lot of things are kind of run down by American standards.- especially as you get out of the main tourist areas.) Straight ahead was a bed in the right hand corner. To the left a semi-private tiled shower (like in a locker room), next to it a toilet and a sink. To the left of the entrance door (now behind me) was a countertop where she put her lube, purse and condom. Above it was a TV that was playing porn.

The room was well lit. It had a ceiling fan, and I think AC.

She introduced herself, identifying herself as Lisa. I introduced myself. She took over her top and climbed on the bed on all fours. (With her clothes off, I’d put her at about a 7). I stood at the end and began rubbing her tight ass and thighs. She rolled over onto her back, stuck her legs up and took off her thong. Nice Spanish pussy. Shave with just a bit of a Hitler 'stache. I gently rubbed her pussy with the back of my hand, and then proceeded to take my clothes off. I really want to go down on her, but remembering that may not be the best idea, confined myself to masturbating her clit and inserting my finger into her pussy. A little dry at first, but she soon became wet. I gently nibbled on nice eraser sized titties. Her tits were really nice to grab. I don’t have a lot of experience in know the difference between real and fake by touch, but my guess was that they were real. No marks, or anything. I guess if they felt real, that’s all that matters!

She then got on all fours again, grabbed the condom and put it on my cock with her mouth. She gave me a covered blowjob, deep throating it all the way to the end. I don't have some monster cock, but it sure as hell looked too big for her throat. She took it all the way and allowed me to fuck her mouth all the way down to my balls.

We both go on top of the bed and started off in the doggy position. Damn she was nice and warm inside! The Mexican rubbers weren't as bad as I was expecting (I heard someone else describe them as bicycle inner tubes on this board), but I do wish I had brought my own. The thinner the better, right? Next time.

We alternated between doggy, mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirls, and mish again with legs above my shoulders and the same thing with her legs spread so wide that it looked like I was making a wish!

The moan and groaning was a bit mechanical, although not overdone. When she was on top, she could really work her pussy, and I could barely contain myself.

Finally, she ended with a bare back blow job and let me then titty fuck her until I came. Wasn't the full hour.

We chit chatted a little bit. She was surprised that I had never been there before. Maybe my behavior downstairs suggested that I was a regular. Then we got up and she took me to the shower. Brand new bar of soap in the wrapper. She said that I had a minute to shower with her, but it was more like 5 and we lathered each other up. She remarked how tall I was (which was odd because all Americans are taller the the islanders! ) After we both dressed, I paid her $80 ($50 plus $30 tip) and walked down the hallway, stairs and back to her locker which is just outside the pool hall area.

I walked through the pool hall area, passing the other chick that was still playing pool, past two college-aged Americanos who were coming in, and I was out the door.

I'll be back. Next time, I think I will have two women service me (if I can get both to do if for $50 a piece.)

[Lion Killer]

SuperD,

They could probably tell you were on a short lease being from the cruise ship. If your there for a week you can usually barter for $80.00 full sex and $20.00 for the room

I feel your pain as to only being there for the afternoon, I know its rough, next time take a taxi to the Salsa Club a($5.00), you can get a decent lay for $50.00 plus $20.00 for the room

Hope this helps


LK

[SuperD]

Stopped by Saturday afternoon as this was the only time I had with the cruise ship, etc. GH walking distance. 1 or 2 cute girls asking $140 total from the beginning. (3-4 ugly ones too). Too much for my blood. Should have RTFF before I went!

[Richiboone]

$300 US for pussy in Mexico? Hmm?

Was in Cozumel recently at one of the clubs. A girl approached me, very pretty but she wanted $200, including the room, the condom, the towel, whatever. Her English was good and when I said that was way more than I would spend she eventually went down to $175. She left when I said "No, thank you. "

I know a hotel maid makes 750 pesos a week here. Mexico has a lot of social benefits that the employer pays in addition to salary. So when you add that in say it's more like 1, 500 pesos. So what's that in "real money"? The exhange rate recently was 10. 4. So $100. 00 US got you 1, 040 pesos, approximately 2/3rds of a week's work for a maid.

What that says to me is that $200 US is a foolish rich gringo price. If I was a local that would not be the price. Now I am a gringo and don't even speak much Spanish. In comparison to them I am rich. So okay, I am willing to pay a premium, but what's reasonable?

Now I was in the same club last spring and arranged to meet a girl after work and drive her home. We're talking 2-3 AM, pretty late for a geezer like me. I did not want to go in to her apartment. She seemed very cool and there is very little crime against persons in Cozumel.

Nevertheless I opted for a BJ in the car and ***paid maybe $30 US. *** So now I know the local price is a lot less.

When I went back this time I did not have a car and could not do such a late night thing. But I digress. What's a reasonable premium to pay because I am a tourist? Well, what do the locals pay?

I found a local weekly newspaper that covered Cancun, Playa del Carman, and Cozumel. My Spanish is weak but I can tell when I come to the classified ads for sex. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what they are advertising when they had pictures of hot scantily clad women.

So out comes the computer for the online dictionary of the "special" words.completo, guapa, yes this is it. So what are the prices? They start at 20 and run up to 50. Even saw one special of 50 for two girls. This is pesos, not dollars.

Unfortunately for me the girls are all up in Cancun. So can not check it out this trip. Next time there will definitely be a single side trip to Cancun.

The R/T on the ferry to Playa is $22 US. The nice bus to Cancun is $7 US R/T. Get a room downtown, away from the hotel zone, $30-40 US. It would not be hard to get a local to call the numbers and negotiate for me, $10 US. That's $87 US, at most. If I had a $300 budget that leaves $213.

So what will I actually pay for the chicas? I don't know but my negotiating position would start out at local prices and with a local as my mouthpiece it sure wouldn't be $175. Or the $300 figures I have seen.

You have the right to spend whatever you want but do you really want to be paying 10 times what the locals pay?

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[Lordsailor]

My first post on this site. So glad I have found this site. Anyways was just in Cozumel/Playa del Carmen. Visited a place called Paradise hotel. Bit on pricy side but nice rooms and nice ladies.

[Richiboone]

In Cozumel now for a few weeks with the family so there's little free time to play. This is a report based primarily on previous visits. Last time I was here was April of last year.

**If anyone knows details about the by-the-hour hotel I report about associated with California Club or any other one please post some particulars or PM me. I would especially like to know about any that are more in town.**

Salsa: Not much to add to the previous reports except to emphasize the rooms are crappy.

The Transversal:

Transversal is the arrow straight east-west road across the island from the town of San Miguel to the east side.

There were two brothels there a few years ago. One had a name like "Tres y Media" (3 and a half) as it was that many kilometers from town. Could have been "Cinco y Media" or something similar. Ask the cabbie if it still is in operation. These guys know. (If he doesnt or acts like he doesn't get another cab. This has never happened to me. If he says it is closed, believe him.) There was another one just a short distance further east.

These places are/were primarily a night time thing. I have only been in the afternoon so the pickings were pretty slim. And there were no other customers. Talked with a few girls. None was up for culo. At the time this was the prevailing attitude from the girls based on reports of that time. Of course, after asking one and being refused my guess is none of the other girls could agree and go with me without being embarassed.

Went to the other one and it was even deader than the first. But there was a girl there. Not bad looking. Pretty young, I guess 25. Typical pear shape of most of these girls. Guess she worked only days and was pretty hungry 'cause she agreed to two pops including the back door for $100. Guess I paid more for the bag and the room, but since I don't remember it couldn't have been much.

The room was upstairs and much larger and a bit nicer than Salsa, at least as of two years ago.

California Club: This is a little east (away from the waterfront) of Salsa and on the same road. It is open at night, but I do not know if it is open during the day. There is a by the hour place just before it. (A little confused about this. I remember Salsa being 100' from Malegar, the main drag parallel to the water. This motel is a bit of a walk further east yet an adjoining building had the name Salsa on it. Maybe an old location for Salsa.)

Anyway, you go in and the place has no one in it. You have to go upstairs. It's odd but just the way it is. They hit me up for a fifty peso cover charge after I was seated and ordered a drink. The girls do weak strip teases.

A pretty girl approached me after a while. She asked for $200 for her, the room, and something else. The music was loud so I didn't catch it. Didn't pursue it as I was just there for a recconoiter (sp) and there was no way I was spending that for basic sex anyway.

Last year I arranged with a girl from there to take her home after work and it was a much sweeter deal. 2 AM, though. That's very late for a geezer like me.

Other Places: If you continue east on the same road eventually it makes a 90 degree left. Just past this turn are 4 more clubs. One of them is Platinos. Didn't catch the names of the others. Assume they are also brothels of some type. Don't know anything personally about them. Just that they were there two nights ago.

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[Mose]

year after year I return for an afternoon monger visit and go away pleased. As soon as I came in a quality 8 introduced her self and off we we go for an hour. Excellent gfe, most likely acting but no complaints. $20 for the house and $60 for her plus tips etc. Could not ask for more. Initially would not do a bbbj but ended the session that way. Paid premium for anal but her small one handed ass was worth every buck along with earaser type nipples. Back in LA it would cost more and be usually more mechanical.

Back at the hotel I had a few massages. Asked if I was single but the wife 30 yards away a no, no. quality was a 3 any ways.

[Ocean976]

I ended up at the place on the 2nd floor on the corner you would take to go to Salsa bar. Wish I had known about Salsa bar.

I got in a cab and asked the guy to take me to a strip club. I wasn't exactly looking for anything, just to kill some time. He starts to take me to Platino's or Blatino's or something like that but then says to me that the hottest girls are by the international pier so I say fine take me there. He takes me to this place which based on the reports I just read I believe is on the corner you would turn on to go to Salsa bar.

I walk up the stairs and there's no one there but a bartender, dj, and two girls sitting down. I turn to walk out and they call for me to come back in. I go in and order a beer. One girl walks up to me the other stays sitting down. The girls tells me $30 for the room, $100 for her time, and $5 for a condom.

I don't particularly feel comfortable and head out of there saving my money. Felt a little strange and awkward seeing that I was the only guy in there. Felt high pressure and just bolted.

[Honkeytonk73]

that's lisa alright. she gave me the eye, but was apparently going 'off duty'. no dice for me.

i just returned from playa/cozumel myself a few days ago.

directions to salsa club are dead on. though to add to it:

from san miguel ferry station:

grab a taxi right there, 2-3 miles south to international terminal or directly to salsa club. ride back to miguel was $4. ride to salsas from miguel was $7 (probably cheaper if they don't know you are going to salsas and you get dropped off at international terminal. but whats a few bucks for convenience). want to walk it? coming off the playa ferry into cozumel. take a right (south) and walk along the oceanside road. maybe a 20 minute hike to the international terminal. thats the main cruise ship terminal.

follow jersey guy's directions the rest of the way. salsa club is on a rather shoddy road in a less than ideal area, but everywhere i have been around cozumel/playa seemed quite safe. even though it may have looked less than ideal. believe me. you won't walk by the place. it stands right out and screams at you. if not, the bad dance music coming from the so-called empty dance room will get your attention

my report:

walk in, go through the door in the rear into what might be called the 'garden' area. if there were plants. snag a $3 sol (el cheapo) beer from the one eyed guy in the back corner. he seems to be the big shot around there, though he doesn't seem to be intrusive at all. especially if you buy beers and pay for the gals. don't feel intimidated. its a business and you are a paying customer.

i went around 2pm as well. i noticed maybe 6-7 girls. i also agree, none were higher than a 7. if that. a couple nasties (2's) hung out in the back and peeked over. they didn't even bother as they knew i wouldn't go near them. most were in the 5 range. i took turns on the two best that were there at the time. one maybe an upper 5 or a low 6. isabella? forget her name. lets call her that. the other a 6 in looks, nice cleavage though. but she performed like a 7-8. her name was april. both knew english pretty well. enough to get their point across at least!

yes you can bring your own condom. pull it out in the room do so if you prefer, though the 'house' expects you to buy one for $3 anyway. do so. whatever makes the situation more comfortable.

if you look or stare at a girl for any notable length of time. they will come over. so scope out the joint and girls casually. if you find one ugly, for the sake of all that is good. don't look at her!

isabella (? ) latched onto me practically the instant i walked in. while not up there in the looks category, she was chatty and very friendly. almost too much so. i went in with plan to bag two gals. i figured. what the heck, so we made the deal. she'd make an ok warm-up for one of the other ones. $20 room, $80 for the deed. $3 for condom. full serv. one pop. one hour (really. the time limit is total bs as once mission is accomplished, they are out the door). performance wise, she was rather mediocre. though i think i was running on full. with a gasp she commented something about a 1 liter condom.

after isabella. i parked on one of the plastic chairs and banged down 2-3 beers. taking my time. isabella returned and hooked onto me again. very annoying. she tried to act girlfriend-like, and invited me to the dance room. quite lame. empty. bad dance music. we both laughed about it. hers was more of a fake laugh. mine was a laugh confirming how totally stupid the situation was. i got her a $3 beer and told her i had other plans. she got the clue then. be firm guys. if you aren't interested. just say so quickly. it'll save you time and headache. i took me a few minutes to finally realize that.

april was apparently lisa's backup. i eyed lisa a bunch of times over the next 30 minutes and she returned the same. she was off duty apparently. she queued up for april. which came my way. i didn't mind, as she was the next choice in line for me anyway. gorgeous cleaves, a tad on the chubby side, but friendly. nothing wrong with that. she made it clear that our transaction would not be rushed in the least. she encouraged that i enjoy her thoroughly. where she was great was in her business practice. being second round, i nearly used up the entire hour before finishing. i think i wore her out. nearly wore myself out too but it was all a blast. she actually apologized to me for allowing herself to let it take so long. i explained thats what made our transaction so darn great. she could grind something serious and really seemed to enjoy it. oh. before i forget. price. she initially proposed $100 service, $20 room, $3 condom. higher than the previous. i stayed quiet. she then asked what i paid for #1. i told her. she immediately matched 80/20/3 and said that was perfectly fine. then off we went.

general payment procedure- i paid $20 up front for room. then $3 to condom lady on the way back to the room. final balance after services rendered.

look. i'm new at mongering here, but i can attest that salsas isn't top of the heap, but its convenient to get to. its relatively affordable for the area (though not cheap by mexico/central america standards), and plain and simple. it gets the job done.

if you are taking the ferry from playa del carmen, i suggest taking a morning ferry over to cozumel. maybe a 10 am, or earlier. make a day of it. the ferry ride is 45mins to 1 hour each way (weather dependent). so plan your day accordingly, especially if you have limited time available, such as a certain other significant person expecting you to be back before 6pm that day, not knowing what you are up to. the return ferry seemed to run only every 2 hours during the afternoon. so realize this. i missed the 3pm ferry, got stuck with the 5pm, and ended up back at my resort at 6pm. barely in time for a previous dinner engagement. any later and my ass would have been toast.

side note:

stop by cafe denis for lunch. back right side of the miguel plaza area just off the ferry docks. hard to miss it. great food and affordable.

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[Jersey Guy]

I hope this one works.

Here's Lisa's pick from the Salsa Bar.

[Jersey Guy]

I forgot to add her pic.

By the way, her name is Lisa.