Managua

[Meat Loaf]

How EZ is it to Pick Up Normal Nicas?

While there I flirted alot. I didn't get back many responses. I have been trying to meet some Nica on online dating sites.

Dating in the USA consists of this: lots of dates, lots of money spent, lots of time wasted. Lots of bullshit. Misleading signals sent. Calls not returned. In the US, the dating game is a cruel, cruel world. You could spend 3 months courting a girl and all of the suddden she drops off the face of the earth.

If Nica is even remotely close to this, then I will stick to the brothels.

Here is the question: what is the typical "time to penetration" from when you meet a girl in Nica. I am sure some do the same BS as found in the USA. But how prevalent is this.

The ideal situation would be: meet a girl, take her to dinner, take her home and bang her. If she wants money, OK, no problem. What pct of the time is this a reality?

Chicas Nicas will not respond. It's very difficult to pick-up normal Nicas.
All of my foreign friends of all races had zero (0%) success, but sure, you can buy sex all day long. Chicas Nicas are stupid in this regard. If they don't know you through the friendship / family network, then you'll get nowhere.

Your flirting approach will have zero (0%) to do with it. Chicas Nicas are not
that outgoing.

If you do pick-up a Chica Nica, she'll be with you for financial gain, racial ethnicity, foreign citizenship, or to have a baby. Hence, the guys that will respond with their personal "wife" stories are paying for all the bills, I'm sure of that.

Chicas Nicas are some of the biggest gold diggers in the world, but have no talent, style, or strategy on how to dig. Instead, they'd rather sell sex for $8.

[Member #4167]

How EZ is it to Pick Up Normal Nicas?

While there I flirted alot. I didn't get back many responses. I have been trying to meet some Nica on online dating sites.

Dating in the USA consists of this: lots of dates, lots of money spent, lots of time wasted. Lots of bullshit. Misleading signals sent. Calls not returned. In the US, the dating game is a cruel, cruel world. You could spend 3 months courting a girl and all of the suddden she drops off the face of the earth.

If Nica is even remotely close to this, then I will stick to the brothels.

Here is the question: what is the typical "time to penetration" from when you meet a girl in Nica. I am sure some do the same BS as found in the USA. But how prevalent is this.

The ideal situation would be: meet a girl, take her to dinner, take her home and bang her. If she wants money, OK, no problem. What pct of the time is this a reality?

[Member #4167]

If you do go back to MGA for one month, hire a live-in, full time sex employee for $150 monthly. Simply go to any mongering spot and proposition the girls working there. Everyone I knew that's a foreigner in MGA had our own sex employee. Of course, it was my idea and they followed suit with gratitude.

Don Meat Loaf:

An attractive idea. Of course every GF I have gotten in a 3rd world country has tended to drive off other chicas or threw a fit when I wanted to pursue a little variety.

YEs, I know that I am the Don of Mi Casa. And that I pay all the bills. I am an employer so therefore I can set the rules. No chica likes competition.

Are the live in Nica open to this kind of sharing arrangement?

[Member #4167]

Yes, I am a Nica Fan. And thanks to everyone for not giving me grief about the neighbrohoods.

In San Luis Sur I paid $450 per month, plus $200 deposit, AC, cable tv, and a generator ...They attempt to charge you $25 if u bring over girls

Gracias, Meat, to me seems a bit pricey for MGA. Plus the $25 upcharge attempt would cause this miserly mongerer to go into a fit of rage.
SL Sur is out.

There is another furnished apartment for less in Bello Horizonte. It still is within walking distance to Good Time. My friends from Switzerland and Russia live there. The owner is Black Cuban.

Do you have the number to that place in Bello Horiz ?? OR maybe the number of one of the residents who I could call who could give me the number? I would greatly appreciate it, if you can PM me with those things, and of course, yo seria discreto.

Soy Nica Fan

[Meat Loaf]

May go back real soon and stay a month.

Anyone know of good Monthly rentals that are INEXPENSIVE, SAFE, SECURE, and QUIET?

I know that the Nica like to blare their Salsa y Reggaeton at all hours. I am looking for a habitacion that is tranquilo. Plus a place where the casera won't steal all of my stuff.

Any recommendations in the following barrios: Monseñor Lezcano, Bolonia, Eden, San Luis Sur, Linda Vista? Something close to Fenix / Good Times but of course not in Cd JArdin? I Don't need AC. Of course I wouldn't even THINK of asking about hotwater as hot H2O is but a myth in Nica.

Would consider monthly apartment or maybe a weekly/daily hospedaje.

Also, everyone, please feel free to give me grief about wanting to stay in the very same barrios were formerly I was afraid to tread.

Hola. A special shout out to Meat Loaf: do you have the number of the casa you stayed in in San Luis Sur?

Gracias

In San Luis Sur I paid $450 per month, plus $200 deposit, for a furnished small 1-bedroom. It has AC, cable tv, and a generator for when the power goes out daily for 5 hours. It's within walking distance to about 8 brothels, especially Good Time. They attempt to charge you $25 if you bring over girls that are not on the rental agreement, but I was never charged. A fellow-Gringo would get charged I'm sure of that since they are some money grubbers.

There is another furnished apartment for less in Bello Horizonte. It still is within walking distance to Good Time. My friends from Switzerland and Russia live there. The owner is Black Cuban.

You could stay at the hospedeje / brothel "Gloria. "

Hell, if you spend enough money and ask the owner of "Good Time, " Julio, you might be able to stay there. I did a few times.

If "Rahim" is open again, you might be able to stay there, I did for a while, and banged all the chicks as I walked around in boxer shorts from room-to-room.

Water Boy, have you turned into a MGA fan? And congrats on your accolade from "Dodger. " I miss that place MGA and it's great value mongering. If you do go back to MGA for one month, hire a live-in, full time sex employee for $150 monthly. Simply go to any mongering spot and proposition the girls working there. Everyone I knew that's a foreigner in MGA had our own sex employee. Of course, it was my idea and they followed suit with gratitude.

Tchau

[Meat Loaf]

Don Meat Loaf:

I wonder if she likes to eat ALL kinds of things, including "la leche" ?

Given the high starch diet of the Nica, I was hoping to feed some of them a "High protein" supplement.

Alas, I found only one of the Putas Nicas who were willing to "agotartelo todo." Found only one and she was unattractive. Tall, Big and fat. Still I was very tempted when she said she would "agota todo de la esperma"

Alas, I did not partake. Que lastima !

It's true that most Chicas Nicas have a "Kangaroo Pouch."

But as I told a new monger in Cd. Panama: "You'd Fuck Her!"

[Meat Loaf]

Dodger Bulldog

I am a huge fan of yours and have followed your CR exploits. As well, I am much appreciative of you posting fotos.

Those words of praise, coming from you especially, are a HUGE compliment to me.

Thank You, Dodger Bulldog

May we all have our own clothing line to photo our women of conquest!

[Member #4167]

May go back real soon and stay a month.

Anyone know of good Monthly rentals that are INEXPENSIVE, SAFE, SECURE, and QUIET?

I know that the Nica like to blare their Salsa y Reggaeton at all hours. I am looking for a habitacion that is tranquilo. Plus a place where the casera won't steal all of my stuff.

Any recommendations in the following barrios: Monseñor Lezcano, Bolonia, Eden, San Luis Sur, Linda Vista? Something close to Fenix / Good Times but of course not in Cd JArdin? I Don't need AC. Of course I wouldn't even THINK of asking about hotwater as hot H2O is but a myth in Nica.

Would consider monthly apartment or maybe a weekly/daily hospedaje.

Also, everyone, please feel free to give me grief about wanting to stay in the very same barrios were formerly I was afraid to tread.

Hola. A special shout out to Meat Loaf: do you have the number of the casa you stayed in in San Luis Sur?

Gracias

[Member #4167]

Club Ladies, aka "Rahim" (location: Puente Lareynaga, 2 cuadras abajo, 3. 5 cuadras al sur):

Meat Loaf,

I have heard Rahim was open and now it is closed. When was the last date you visited there?

Also, how would you rank the attractiveness and PSE of the ladies in Rahim as compared to Fenix o Good Times? Mas Mejor? MAs Peor?

PS: Your apology accepted. Actually I wasnt really all that offended. I was so busy trying to get out a trip report.

[Member #4167]

The big bellied girl likes to eat.

Don Meat Loaf:

I wonder if she likes to eat ALL kinds of things, including "la leche" ?

Given the high starch diet of the Nica, I was hoping to feed some of them a "High protein" supplement.

Alas, I found only one of the Putas Nicas who were willing to "agotartelo todo." Found only one and she was unattractive. Tall, Big and fat. Still I was very tempted when she said she would "agota todo de la esperma"

Alas, I did not partake. Que lastima !

[Member #4167]

Dodger Bulldog

I am a huge fan of yours and have followed your CR exploits. As well, I am much appreciative of you posting fotos.

Those words of praise, coming from you especially, are a HUGE compliment to me.

Thank You, Dodger Bulldog

You felt anxiety, but had the balls to do it anyway.

You learned something new, changed your opinion, and were big enough to report it.

I can't think of any better way to BUILD credibility and respect than that.

Glad it worked out for you!

It is nice to have your series of reports, complete with box scores.

Thanks!

DB

[Dodger Bulldog]

Ok, I am about to lose all my credibility, but here goes.

Based upon you guys comments, I walked from Casa #14 to Vale Todo and back. It's totally cool.

It just seemed spooky to me at first, being a stranger in a strange land.

I wish to retract my earlier comments About Monseñor Lezcano being a bad neighborhood. If a scaredycat like me can walk the distance then I guess it must be pretty safe.

Ahhh, MGA. It appears different from day to day.

You felt anxiety, but had the balls to do it anyway.

You learned something new, changed your opinion, and were big enough to report it.

I can't think of any better way to BUILD credibility and respect than that.

Glad it worked out for you!

It is nice to have your series of reports, complete with box scores.

Thanks!

DB

[Member #4167]

Addendum (More Brothels/Providers Reviewed)

Managua Streetwalkers
Phone Number: n/a
Price: C$200?, Mas barrato y mas caro
Address: En la Carretera Masaya -o- frente de Hospital Milatar -o- en el Parque Luis Alfonso (??), -y- Otras Partes de ciudad
Hours: Nighttime.

I have heard that, many years ago, there were plentiful Managua Streetwalkers. Back then, the service and quality was good. However, since then, things have changed and the action has moved to the controlled environment of the brothels. What remains on the street is the leftovers.

Consider Parque Luis Alfonso ( Not sure of name of this Parque ? Jose Luis? Alfonso Luis ? Can MGA veterans help?) I have heard that you can get great cheap action C50? C100? late at nite en Parque Luis Alfonso, assuming, that you get out of the parque alive.

Of course there are the much vaunted Carretera Masaya Streetwalkers which are considered "safer" and "higher quality."

I did not actively seek out many Managua streetwalkers, however, many of them sought ME out. Every interaction I have had with a Managua streetwalker has been a unpleasant experience.

Furthermore, the risks are: a) being robbed, b) getting a tranny, c) getting a venereal disease (even with a condom), d) mistakenly getting a girl who is under 18, and e) poor quality of service. In ANY & EVERY SW venue.

I have seen many arguments in this forum, that the risks of a SW can be minimized. They say, if she is alone she wont rob you. They say you can look at her Cedula to make sure she is over 18 (hopefully, it is HER Cedula), they say, you can wear a condom (Which I always do with every provider, in every location and in every venue.)

But I say, and my limited personal experience has shown, that there are too many risks and why take a chance ?

I wish to echo the opinions of the majority in this forum: Consorting with Managua streetwalkers is downright dangerous and a completely unnecessary risk. AVOID THEM.

Sol y Luna
Phone Number: unknown
Price (Con Aire): C$250? 1/2 hr C$400 1 hr
Price (Sin Aire): C$300? 1/2 hr C$400 1 hr
A/C: yes for extra $$ (free AC for the Gringos Ricos who session 1 hr)
Address: Barrio Balonia, Tica Bus Terminal, 1 cuadro al sur, media cuadro (en cualquiere direccion??)
Drinks: Cheap
Hours: All day long. Seems like a daytime spot.

I am not sure of the final 1/2 block direction. It has a Sol y Luna sign, with chinese characters on the door. I do not know what the chinese characters mean.

This is a low key relaxing place. It is a great place if you like older, heavier women (35-45).

There were three ladies here during the late afternnon. All three were old, on the heavy side and not that attractive. The rooms were nice.

The place nice and relaxing. I didn't session here. Sitting in the chair in the waiting room, and looking at the ladies, I finally figured out that the chinese characters on the door must say "Inside are the oldest putas in Managua"

Would I return? Hell no!

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[Member #4167]

Before Beginning, I would like to thank those, who, thru their advice, made this trip possible: especially El Gran Pollo, Noguera, el Meat Loaf, and the other members on the forum.

A note about Managua. The town is a dump in most parts. Directions are impossible. Don't go here unless you speak really good spanish. However the town does have its merits. The Chica Nica.

I have been criticized roundly for seeking "other things than mongering" in my ideal destination. Managua has very few of those "other things". All the tourist sites, while quite bizarre, are worth seeing. All the tourists sites, IMHO can be seen in a day. Still the cost-effective mongering scene without the tourismo still make Managua a worthwhile destination. I may go back real soon.

Claudias

Phone Number: 2664595
Price: C300 for 1 hour C250 for 1/2 hour
A/C: No
Address: Va a Vale Todo (Strip Club) en Monsenor Lezcano. (Every cabbie knows where Vale Todo is)
Despues, va un media cuadrao abajo, un cuadro al lago, cruce la intersección,
es la tercera casa a la izquierda, es casa catorce (14)
Drinks: Cheap. Drinks for the ladies are the same price.
Hours: 8am ish? to late at nite.

Claudias is a non descript house on a non descript side street. Contrary to others reports, there is no neon sign outside. In fact, there is NO sign outside. It is really a private house converted into a brothel. I visted there several times.

There used to be two Claudias. The other one is closed. This is the only one open.

On Friday and Saturday nites this is a party place among the local Nicas.
They usually have 10 or so girls, 2-3 of which are young and cute. The others vary from plain looking to fat or old.

Decor is dumpy. There were broken beer bottles with shards of glass on the floor 2 out of three times I visited.

The girls I sessioned with were cute, early 20's, however there was very little enthusiasm among the chicas that I sessioned with.

Would I return? Yes, but only because some of the chicas are cute. The serious lack of enthusiasm is a drawback.

Vale Todo

Phone Number: unknown
Price: US100 for one hour
A/C: I would hope so for that price.
Address: Barrio Moñsenor Lezcano (Every cabbie knows where it is)
Drinks: Patrons drinks are three Dollars, Drinks for the chicas ten Dollars.
Entry fee: C30.
Hours: 9pm-ish to whenever

They had very attractive ladies there, the decor in this place is nice once the lights are turned down. I only spent 20 minutes here. I did not session here. As soon as I came in, two ladies plopped down next time. "Buy me a drink" When I brushed them off, two more sat down. One girl rubbed my crotch and wanted to go have sexo right away.

The place was waaay too high-pressure from me, so I tried to exit and the girls kept each asking me for a propina, a tip. The place is one giant vacuum cleaner of the wallet. I feel lucky that I made it out of that place with money in my pocket.

There was waay too much pestering for drinks and sexo, so much that I was not allowed much of an oppurtunity to view the floor show to check out possible other chicas.

I suppose for US200 you could have a really good time there with a very attractive lady. You would have to be insane to spend this in Managua.

Either way, Vale Todo is only 1.5 blocks from Claudias and it merits a visit, merely for curiousity.

I suppose one could go to Vale Todo, get a hardon with the hyper-enthusiastic girls, then take one's woody to Claudia's unenthusiastic girls for some low cost servicing.

Would I return? Hell no. Vale Todo should be called "Vale NADA"

Caribbean Morena’s I
Phone Number: 249 5883 249 4886 885 8414 (try em all)
Price: no chicas
A/C: no
Address: dont care
Drinks: dont care
Hours: Mon-Sat 9 AM – 2 or 3 AM

According to the lady who answered the phone, there were no chicas at CM I. All the action was at CM II. I did not session at CM I.

Caribbean Morena’s II
Phone Number: 244 2066
Price: Depends on who's asking. C$400 C$500
A/C: no
Address: Barrio Ciudad Jardin, Pista Arreynaga, media cuadro cerca de Semaforo Tenderi
Drinks: None Purchased
Hours: All day long. It doesnt get rocking until the evening.

I am not sure of the address. This is a non descript house the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga 1/2 block (which direction?) from the Semaforo Tenderi. Victora Cerveza sign out front.

There were three ladies here at prime time:
* One Old.
* One with a big ole fatbelly spilling out.
* One mulatta not that attractive.

Immediately upon entering I was asked to chose a girl and have a session. When I declined, the Jefa became very rude with me.

Would I return? Hell no! This place should be taken off the guidebooks.

Club Fenix

Phone Number: unknown
Price: C400 for 1 hour C200 for 1/2 hour
A/C: Sometimes in the bar? Not in the rooms.
Address: Every cabbie knows where it is. Barrio Dimitri, La Rotunda Christo Rey, 100 meters este
Drinks: Cheap. C30 coke. a shot of Tequila for C60, Cervezas are C40. Drinks for the ladies are the same price.

Note: You will not find Rotunda Christo Rey on any map. It is also known as Rotunda Santo Domingo.

This is on the main drag. Every cabbie knows where it is. It is right across from the On the Go gas station.

El Gran Pollo has said that this is a dangerous club in a dangerous part of town. This is not true. The Club is located in Barrio Dimitri, a bad and unsafe barrio. I felt completely safe in the club (they frisk everyone coming in). There are 3 to 4 security guard on the street in the surround. To me, this is a safe enclave in an otherwise dangerous barrio. However, walk on the street at your own risk. It is possible to visit this club and be driven right to the door in a taxi and leave the same way, never venturing out. I felt safe.

I watch my wallet with the girls. I just don’t trust pros. But that is true in any country in any town with any pro. Hi priced or not.

There are usually 10-15 chicas here. Mostly morenas. This place was my old standby. I knew I could always count on it.

This is a silicon free zone. Nearly all the girls there were cute. The girls are 20 – 32. Most mid 20s. Dark hair dark eyes. Some differences in body type. Many petites, there are also some tall ones and some more full figured Girls. A Cups and B cups. Few C cups and there was a EE (The gorda negrita - yeccch !!!)

The girls have some stretch marks of childbirth. It’s OK doesn’t look bad. Natural boobs. None really stick straight out at attention, natural.

The type of girls is the pretty Nica girl next door. The girls are cute. White and Morena and Mulatta. Mostly morena. There was one big black momma ( The gorda negrita) with a big butt and dread locks. She most have been moonlighting from Caribbean Morenas. The oldest girl was 32, She had tiny tits and a dumpy body.

The crowd is cool. I met few English speakers. Everyone is cool. There were 14 to 16 chicas on fri and sat and 8 chicas on Sunday.

This place is so cheap you can just go in and try all the girls. I did many sessions there.

The place is a long hall. Guys sit on one side. Girls lounge around on couches on the other side. Some of the girls look really bored. They hang out in lingerie. You pick the one you want and hand her C200 for half an hour.

The ritual – she gives you head. Usually always with a condom. Then she rides you cowgirl. Afterwards you two take a cold shower together. This is a rude knock on the door when time is up. IF YOU WANT TO EXTEND THE SESSION then hand C200 out the door at the next, more insistent knock.

Someone on this forum said oral was C100 extra. This is not true. The ritual here is standard. She CBJs you, then rides you cowgirl. Then you take a shower. Cold water. The rooms are a dump but clean. I don’t think they are air conditioned. Heat wasn’t a problem but it has been cool here lately.

The motif of the place is western. Now, think of a Cowgirl riding you. Only one of the girls would let me CIM. Few would permit BBJ. Photos are not permitted here. Sorry guys.

There is a distinct difference between the daytime shift and the night time shift. The girls will sit with you and stroke you during the day. Nite time is all business. The girls are skinnier and cuter during the nite. Still both shifts provided equally rewarding experiences.

Attitude of the girls varied. Some gave a PSE, while others were ho hum.

Would I return? Yes! This place rocks.

I wonder if they rent rooms there ?

Cueto Club (Could actually be Cueto Club North)
Phone Number: unknown
Price: C$600 to C$800 for 1 hour ???
A/C: ??
Address: Puente Larreynaga, en Pista Arreynaga, 3 cuadras al sur
Drinks: expensive
Hours: evenings ??

This is on the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga

Due to previous bad reports by other mongerers, I did not session there. The reports were true. The girls were dumpy. They should call this place "Culo Club." The prices expensive. The only reason I checked it out was because it is right across the street from Good Times

Good Times
Phone Number: unknown
Price: C$300 for 1/2 hour
A/C: YES !!
Address: Puente Larreynaga en Pista Arreynaga, 3 cuadras al sur, cerca Cueto Club
Drinks: Cheap
Hours: evenings ?

This is on the main drag, the Pista Arreynaga. This is right across the street from Cueto Club.

I had originally given this place a bad rap, based upon a 30 second encounter with an araña-like Nica. This place certainly does NOT have good curbside appeal.

On a whim, I went back and realized that my first impressions were totally wrong. The club is large and has the most number of chicas of any club in this report.

I did see several hotties out of the 20-25 or so girls. I sessioned with an beautiful Nica. She gave an energetic PSE performance. The room was the nicest habitacion I have seen in a Nica brothel. And it was AC! Although I have not fully sessioned there I have completely changed my attitude towards Good Times. It could be my number 1 spot.

The name "Good Times" is aptly deserved.

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[Member #4167]

Ok, I am about to lose all my credibility, but here goes.

Based upon you guys comments, I walked from Casa #14 to Vale Todo and back. It's totally cool.

It just seemed spooky to me at first, being a stranger in a strange land.

I wish to retract my earlier comments About Monseñor Lezcano being a bad neighborhood. If a scaredycat like me can walk the distance then I guess it must be pretty safe.

Ahhh, MGA. It appears different from day to day.