Fiji

[Kaicolo]

Still holding strong, gentlemen? Or should I say, Gentleman, since the illustrious Mr Pat is the only one consistently posting here.

I haven't been back, but feel a twinge every time I go past the usual spots. GC seems to have completely new roster of fresh looking girls but one of them at least very easy on the eye.

[Kaicolo]

My particular health and wellness facility (oops, I mean MP) of choice is to be found at -18.11230199529792, 178.46746029069766. (That's latitude / longitude, not the number of microseconds it took me to cum after 6 lonely months.) No news here though, it's only one of your earlier recommendations, GP.

I seem to have survived my first scrape, but will not push my luck for the next month while we see how things develop.

[GentlemanPat]

In what general and approximate geographical location is the "discreet MP" that's now providing a port in the storm?

GPat.

Answered my own question by going out for a scenic drive. Can confirm that the doors are open again (so presumably also the thighs therein) at both brothels, Oops! I mean, MPs ... at Sport City, plus the one at Garden City.

I didn't go inside, though.

GPat.

[GentlemanPat]

Good advice as usual from our Guru Pat. Yes, I have serviced a few hotwives in my younger, freer days, when Craigslist was the easiest way to find cuckold men soliciting sex for their horny wives. Loads of fun. Are you saying you've achieve this in Fiji though? That seems to me less likely, though I'm not in a position to try it out these days.

It's not likely in Fiji, being a small place. But certainly it's possible. Especially with bhaini from among our Kai Idia brothers and sisters, whose husband was chosen for them with no opportunity to try before they buy, and are now not thrilled by the arrangement.

In what general and approximate geographical location is the "discreet MP" that's now providing a port in the storm?

GPat.

[Kaicolo]

I've been offered threesome, on a slow day when there was clearly concern that not everyone would have enough for their taxi fare home by the time their shift ended. It was going to be double for the girls, but not double for the room, because this was an establishment where the girls have to give half of what they make to the madam anyway. But I declined because I've done that already in Bangkok and the main lesson learned is that it's better to FOCUS on one at a time. Or better still, on only one. Double the cost is not double the fun. Just do it once, so you'll have a few good stories to tell your pals one day in the old folks home.

A more interesting threesome dynamic is to focus on HER after she has selected you from a field of candidates and her pencil-dicked husband has prepared her for you (chosen her outfit, lingerie, perfume, helped to bath her and do her hair), has delivered her to your hotel, and is waiting downstairs for you to finish with her and send her unsteadily back to him. This is achievable through Tinder or The Adult Hub. Or was, in different times pre-pandemic.

Monger responsibly!

GPat.

Good advice as usual from our Guru Pat. Yes, I have serviced a few hotwives in my younger, freer days, when Craigslist was the easiest way to find cuckold men soliciting sex for their horny wives. Loads of fun. Are you saying you've achieve this in Fiji though? That seems to me less likely, though I'm not in a position to try it out these days.

In other news, my planned abstinence did not last long. Went to a discreet MP just to see how they are running things, and ended up fucking a lovely 20 yo Fijian girl who really got into it once I started sucking on her nipples. She preferred to stick to HJ or BJ initially, but my puppy eyes and wallet won her over. Only three girls working at the moment, one of them a bit ropy looking, but the other two young and pretty. I was my particular partner's fourth customer for the day, and while she seemed healthy enough, I realize I took a silly risk and will not know the outcome for a few days. But what can I say? Let a sweet, smooth lewa offer to strip for you, and see how your resolve holds out. I do not recommend others following my lead. But goddamn was it a nice session.

[GentlemanPat]

I can live with a masked BJ, though can't see much value in it. Not in the car, though. It's impossible to find a spot in Suva, as you've mentioned before. I seem to recall you mentioned Rifle Range as a typical spot for a triste, though fraught with danger. Care to elaborate, GP?

Also, you're a man of the world. Have you ever got a threesome in the MPs? I guess you'd have to pay double for the massage and at least double to fuck them both and still more get them playing with each other, but would be interested to hear if you'd pulled it off before.

I've been offered threesome, on a slow day when there was clearly concern that not everyone would have enough for their taxi fare home by the time their shift ended. It was going to be double for the girls, but not double for the room, because this was an establishment where the girls have to give half of what they make to the madam anyway. But I declined because I've done that already in Bangkok and the main lesson learned is that it's better to FOCUS on one at a time. Or better still, on only one. Double the cost is not double the fun. Just do it once, so you'll have a few good stories to tell your pals one day in the old folks home.

A more interesting threesome dynamic is to focus on HER after she has selected you from a field of candidates and her pencil-dicked husband has prepared her for you (chosen her outfit, lingerie, perfume, helped to bath her and do her hair), has delivered her to your hotel, and is waiting downstairs for you to finish with her and send her unsteadily back to him. This is achievable through Tinder or The Adult Hub. Or was, in different times pre-pandemic.

Monger responsibly!

GPat.

[Kaicolo]

I can live with a masked BJ, though can't see much value in it. Not in the car, though. It's impossible to find a spot in Suva, as you've mentioned before. I seem to recall you mentioned Rifle Range as a typical spot for a triste, though fraught with danger. Care to elaborate, GP?

Also, you're a man of the world. Have you ever got a threesome in the MPs? I guess you'd have to pay double for the massage and at least double to fuck them both and still more get them playing with each other, but would be interested to hear if you'd pulled it off before.

[GentlemanPat]

Thoroughly roadtested by Min of Health officials working in close collaboration with RFMF:

https://xhofficial.com/videos/bj-cov...-it-in-xhgGwox

Wise words from our resident GP. A timely reference to the HIV-scare days too. According to this week's news, new HIV infection rates for the past year are the highest they've been since the late 1980's, quite likely due to the injection of ice that is rife among the street walkers of Rewa Street.

So yes, cover up and don't make exceptions however horny you get.

For me, I'll be maintaining abstinence for at least the next few months. When it finally seems safe to unleash then I'll be on a spree. Will just book a three hour back-to-back massage session and have them send in one girl after the other to make up for lost time.

[Kaicolo]

Wise words from our resident GP. A timely reference to the HIV-scare days too. According to this week's news, new HIV infection rates for the past year are the highest they've been since the late 1980's, quite likely due to the injection of ice that is rife among the street walkers of Rewa Street.

So yes, cover up and don't make exceptions however horny you get.

For me, I'll be maintaining abstinence for at least the next few months. When it finally seems safe to unleash then I'll be on a spree. Will just book a three hour back-to-back massage session and have them send in one girl after the other to make up for lost time.

[GentlemanPat]

The following health advisory for Fiji mongers is what Dr Fong would certainly be saying officially if (1) he was allowed to provide health advice based solely upon the medical science, and (2) if government were to also make policies for the health and well-being of workers in illegal sectors of the Fiji economy, in addition to legal sectors.

(1) 60% of eligible adults are now vaccinated, but 60% of the eligible population is not 60% of the total population.

(2) Even those of us who are fully vaccinated can still get COVID, though our chances of getting it is less.

(3) While vaccinated people will only get mild to moderate illness, there is still a roughly 5% chance that we can get severe illness.

(4) If we do get COVID, we can pass it on to unvaccinated people, including our children.

The science tells us (and I'm sure Dr Fong would be saying this if he felt he could speak freely and frankly), we must all continue to be cautious.

For our general lifestyle, we must continue with vaccination until more than 80% of the TOTAL population is vaccinated. That's 300,000 more than the current target.

As individuals we must continue with frequent washing hands, physical distancing, and wearing a mask.

As mongers, we must recall our ABCs from the days when HIV / AIDS was the main thing to worry about.

A = Abstinence.

B = Be faithful to one sex partner.

C = Condom.

In the age of COVID, this must be updated to our ABHs:

A = Abstinence.

B = Be faithful to only one carefully-chosen side chick.

H = Hazmat suit, with a cock-sized hole in the crutch.

Take care folks, until we get past that 80% for herd immunity! That means 800,000 Fijians fully vaccinated!

Laters.

GPat.

[Kaicolo]

Economic imperatives dictate that the massage girls will be back in numbers and back in force. There's a lot of diapers and infant formula needing to be bought.

Personally, out of an abundance of caution, I only managed 2 hookups with "extra-curricular" MP contacts during the last 5 months. For one, the only privacy possible was to pick her from her house and drive up a feeder road into the hills behind Waila, where she was able to blow me quite satisfactorily. But it's not comfortable to do that, and dangerous because here in Suva there seem to be people EVERYWHERE! The other rendezvous was at a Waimanu Rd hotel, a place dirty and dingy and I don't care to repeat. I miss a nice, clean, well-run massage parlour!

Take care, the COVID is still out there!

GPat.

Yes, for me finding a spot outside the MPs is not worth the risk and effort. I imagine the street girls will be back out now that curfew comes after nightfall, but from your earlier posts they are not advised, even if we had a spot to go. I wonder how strict the MPs will be on their girls' vaccines. An hour in one of those small windowless rooms with a COVID-positive girl is asking for trouble whatever your vaccine status, especially when you plan to spend half that time with her riding you like a donkey.

Maybe a few more months of abstinence are in order, but it's a long wait at this stage.

[GentlemanPat]

GP, any word from your MP 'off the books' contacts on whether they'll be going straight back to work once they're up and running?

Economic imperatives dictate that the massage girls will be back in numbers and back in force. There's a lot of diapers and infant formula needing to be bought.

Personally, out of an abundance of caution, I only managed 2 hookups with "extra-curricular" MP contacts during the last 5 months. For one, the only privacy possible was to pick her from her house and drive up a feeder road into the hills behind Waila, where she was able to blow me quite satisfactorily. But it's not comfortable to do that, and dangerous because here in Suva there seem to be people EVERYWHERE! The other rendezvous was at a Waimanu Rd hotel, a place dirty and dingy and I don't care to repeat. I miss a nice, clean, well-run massage parlour!

Take care, the COVID is still out there!

GPat.

[Kaicolo]

So, has everyone survived? Looks like business will be open from early October. I'm tempted to take a running jump and dive straight in after the long drought, but can imagine another wave of infections in those early weeks when everyone starts exercising their freedom. I guess the smart thing would be to wait a while, but it's been a while so I might just go on a binge instead.

Glad to see the regulars have found ways to stay busy in the meantime. GP, any word from your MP 'off the books' contacts on whether they'll be going straight back to work once they're up and running?

[Member #4774]

Calm down man. Chill mate. I'm so sorry if I have hurt your delicate feelings.

Peace.

Some of you khents couldn't get laid in a brothel. Worse than useless. How about RTFF, go back and see the plethora of information provided by myself and GPat over the past few years, then get online, use the relevant sites and hook something up. If you can't find a girl willing to spend a night with you for compensation, especially in this current economic climate, you don't deserve it. To paraphrase Seinfeld's Soup Nazi, "No pussy for you!

[GentlemanPat]

Apart from online hookups via FB, Tinder and whatnot, there is apparently a very lively scene still ongoing at certain motels. You will know the ones. Usually these are for BYO Provider, but in-house staff will almost certainly be present nowadays.

The only street scene I know of that's still operating is the daytime one in the back alley of main Post Office. This was always a daytime thing, of older mums and some girlfriends of the shoe-shine boys out front. Desperate stuff. And has dwindled from 5 or 6 on parade to 2, 1 or none. Can anyone here report about any other street scenes for daytime pickups in Suva, Nadi, or Lautoka?

The mongers enjoying the best of service are those who, by virtue of past kindliness, generosity and good manners, had been granted the mobile digits of a favored masseuse in the days before they all suddenly got shut down.

Having been granted this privilege by one of The Good Doctor's senior staff in days past, I can tell you that her business model works like this.

She stays with her mum, along with her toddler (almost all are solo mums). In fact, it was her mum, reading the newspaper Classifieds one day, who told her "There's a Chinese doctor who wants massage staff, training provided. You should check it out". "Ok mum!"

Well, on her first job after basic training, as the clock was running down to the top of the hour, the client asked "When are you going to release me?" "Release you???" "Yes. Didn't anyone explain what goes on here?

So she released him. By the end of her first day, she had HJ one, CIM a second, been banged by a third, and had $250 in tips. She thought "Well, this is alright!" She found that she had enjoyed the bang.

But then suddenly, everything is closed. But she has her roster of favored gentlemen, who she has sparingly given her number to. Everyday she gets up, gets ready, waits for any phone call, and meanwhile spends quality time with kid and with mum. She fields maybe one or two clients a week, says "Mum, I have to go out for a while, back in a couple of hours". Mum never asks what for, or where is she going, so she must know. Honey picks her from a designated spot, and they go to a motel, where occupancy rates are brisk.

She's fortunate to be staying with mum, so lessens the burden of rent and childcare. About two assignments per week is enough to keep the household running, and at the same time satisfy her own sexual urges. She's an adventurous girl, very broad-minded.

Keep it safe, everyone.

GPat.