Berlin

[VonderJohn]

Hi guys,

However Insomnia made up for it later that evening.

Fabio

How is it possible that Insomnia was much better? In Insomnia, people mostly talk and socialize, and fuck only occasionally. Plus, 95% of them are German and already know each other, so you end up looking like a confused / lost tourist who doesn't know anyone and is waiting for a fuck scene to start and 'try' to join. How was it different or better with you? (I'm assuming you're also not German).

[Paul Scotland]

Actually Artemis entry, I believe, is 80 Euro and 60 for each half hour, plus any extras.

Artemis is the best of a bad bunch in Berlin the only real option worthwhile going to but it is a cash cow and not great!

[Diet Coke]

Just want to summarize my view here. I have been to all 3 Flat Rate clubs in Berlin and among them Airport Girls gives the best bang for buck. Girls are more attractive and friendly than other two Clubs in Berlin (King George & Caligula) and for 60 - 80 euros can't complain about the service and cannot compare with Artemis where entry fee is 60 and each session is 50 of course then service & quality will be different scale\ flat rate clubs sometimes it depends on the days. Where people have bad experience.

Actually Artemis entry, I believe, is 80 Euro and 60 for each half hour, plus any extras.

[ActionOriented]

I began my week long trip to Germany from Berlin. The idea was to mainly visit the FKK clubs in Hessen and NRW but for certain tourist attractions Berlin was the first port of call.

The flight was delayed by over an hour and it took a little while to get to the hotel. After checking in, and the 10 plus hour flight a little shut eye was in order. I had not had much time to RTFF prior to visiting Berlin in any case some members did recommend a few places like Anni Porsche and Kamilla Dee. I was not able to check either of them out.

I had decided not to visit Artemis as I felt the entry cost was way too high and the reports that I had read did not compel me to make a visit. So prior to deciding on a brothel to visit, a friend and I visited a couple of the infamous parks in Berlin. Scoring was easy and tolerance level to smoking up is very good here.

After a couple of hours were spent smoking up and it seemed to have become quite dark, we decided to check out the streetwalkers. I had read that streetwalkers predominantly walk on Oranienburgstrasse and Kurfurstenstrasse. Since Kurfurstenstrasse was closer to where I was, I took a you-bahn to it. Now my first impression of this street was of pure dismay. I landed at LSD and walked into the opposite direction, after walking around the entire block and seeing only old hags around I was getting very disappointed and then after stopping on the road for another smoke, my friend spotted a hot blonde across the road waiting in front of her car. I did not get a closer look at her face but she seemed to have huge tits from afar and had a figure to complement. So the deal that my friend told me later was that for 50 E the girl would drive the car around to a secluded spot and you could have your way with her. The sex was displacing since inside the car and BJ was covered yet my friend who does not have high expectations appeared very happy.

I walked around to the correct side of LSD now and found the better bunch of SWs. Many of them appeared to be of dubious age. Erring on the side of caution I approached one blonde and she agreed to my price (30 E for a BJ). So we went into the unused park / waste area (which one member helpfully has identified in a map as well). As I get ready to drop my pants in the dark, horrible pi-ss odor was all around and the park was littered with condoms, the girl goes for a condom for the BJ. I wore my trousers and said no deal for a CBJ.

We walked backed to the street and I selected a dark haired chic this time who agreed for a uncovered BJ with her top off. I think the price I paid was 40 E. I was stoned by then (the stuff in Berlin is not bad at all. However overpriced). I don't remember the girls name, she was probably closer to 30 and did not have a figure to write home about. Her BJ was hurried but she did manage to get me off. CIM would have been an extra, so avoided and blessed the park ground with the jizz.

The second day in Berlin was not eventful as it involved tourism. The rest of my trip report beginning day 3 onwards will appear in the FKK section. I really liked Berlin and I definitely would like to come back. I am still to partake in the amazing stories I have heard of its nightlife.

[Umman]

Hi guys,

I went to this place 2nd July because it was near the airport and I had about 3 hours to kill before checking into my hotel nearby then later going on to Insomnia in the evening. Arrived at about Midday. I was greeted by a couple of Eastern European bouncer types at the front desk, paid my 60 for the flat rate 11 am - 4 pm session and put my luggage in one of the lockers. They're big enough to fit hand luggage which saves the hassle of leaving it in the lockers at the airport. The omens were not good. After showering on the ground I discovered that the advertised sauna was closed and not working, it didn't look like it had been used for ages. I went upstairs and found about 3 punters and about 5 bored Romanian women hanging around in a corner room to the side of the bar. I had a drink and briefly chatted to the first girl that approached me. We went off to a side room. The idea of the club is that you go off into a private room and have 1-2-1 sessions with the girls no longer than 15 minutes. She was disinterested and only wanted to get the job over with as fast as possible. Blow jobs are covered and DATY is a definite no no. I tried to be friendly during our boring session and even asked her what she likes, she replied 'for men to come as fast as possible'. I thought I might have been unlucky and this was a one off. Sadly this was not the case, all the girls were similarly sad and disinterested. I think only one of the girls, with whom I managed to have a couple of half decent sessions, showed any enthusiasm.

Just want to put my few cents here. I've been to the three flat rate clubs in Berlin and in comparison this one gives you the bank for buck.

For me the girls here were quite friendly and attractive compared to King George or Caligula. In Flatrate clubs most of the time luck also matters. If its a bad day and girls are tired from previous day or many clients then it will end up in bad experience.

[Umman]

Hi guys,

I went to this place 2nd July because it was near the airport and I had about 3 hours to kill before checking into my hotel nearby then later going on to Insomnia in the evening. Arrived at about Midday. I was greeted by a couple of Eastern European bouncer types at the front desk, paid my 60 for the flat rate 11 am - 4 pm session and put my luggage in one of the lockers. They're big enough to fit hand luggage which saves the hassle of leaving it in the lockers at the airport. The omens were not good. After showering on the ground I discovered that the advertised sauna was closed and not working, it didn't look like it had been used for ages. I went upstairs and found about 3 punters and about 5 bored Romanian women hanging around in a corner room to the side of the bar. I had a drink and briefly chatted to the first girl that approached me. We went off to a side room. The idea of the club is that you go off into a private room and have 1-2-1 sessions with the girls no longer than 15 minutes. She was disinterested and only wanted to get the job over with as fast as possible. Blow jobs are covered and DATY is a definite no no. I tried to be friendly during our boring session and even asked her what she likes, she replied 'for men to come as fast as possible'. I thought I might have been unlucky and this was a one off. Sadly this was not the case, all the girls were similarly sad and disinterested. I think only one of the girls, with whom I managed to have a couple of half decent sessions, showed any enthusiasm.

Just want to summarize my view here. I have been to all 3 Flat Rate clubs in Berlin and among them Airport Girls gives the best bang for buck. Girls are more attractive and friendly than other two Clubs in Berlin (King George & Caligula) and for 60 - 80 euros can't complain about the service and cannot compare with Artemis where entry fee is 60 and each session is 50 of course then service & quality will be different scale\ flat rate clubs sometimes it depends on the days. Where people have bad experience.

[Eszpresszo]

What I really dislike about the place is the price menu. It is like that everything is extra, even BJs.

That seems to be the standard formula for brothels in Germany. That is one reason I am looking at independents and "hobby huren" who tend to offer all-inclusive experiences per their adverts, though I have also noticed that is more common on the more mature women.

As to the meaning of "Happy Hour" in Germany, it seems to have taken another turn with this Thai massage parlor posting a happy hour on its website http://www.maylin-thaimassage.de/.

It is also worth noting that on the German forum I got the link from, a recent post claimed the happy hour price is no longer offered. This alluded to optimists earlier comment about how Asian providers use a switch and bait. Caveat Emptor! But, to the original point, it seems "Happy Hour" can imply the usual time reference it does in English speaking culture. So we can be really confused.

[RainMan8]

Just tried Artemis on my first time in Berlin. Artemis is a good pick. 80 euro for entry and 60 euro for one girl. There are plenty of fuckable girls. Worth a trip.

[Marlboro Red]

Okay, I am going to answer my own question. I found out the meaning of "Happy Hour" as far the two websites go. My assumption had been that the brothel, http://www.erotik-berlin.com/ , lowered the rates at a given time of day, just as a bar serving alcohol would.

It appears, certain girls will charge a lower rate -75 Euros for an hour of play. I checked the link to the http://www.privatmodelleberlin.com/ and an even greater variety of girls who offer the "Happy Hour" rate. 25 Euro goes a long way towards paying for "extra services" and damned if some of these girls don't have an extensive menu under their profile. You got to love the competitive environment at work here.

What I really dislike about the place is the price menu. It is like that everything is extra, even BJs.

[Eszpresszo]

Okay, I am going to answer my own question. I found out the meaning of "Happy Hour" as far the two websites go. My assumption had been that the brothel, http://www.erotik-berlin.com/ , lowered the rates at a given time of day, just as a bar serving alcohol would.

It appears, certain girls will charge a lower rate -75 Euros for an hour of play. I checked the link to the http://www.privatmodelleberlin.com/ and an even greater variety of girls who offer the "Happy Hour" rate. 25 Euro goes a long way towards paying for "extra services" and damned if some of these girls don't have an extensive menu under their profile. You got to love the competitive environment at work here.

[Piefke]

... It's better than killing time in the airport and marginally better than masturbating in the airport toilets.
...
Fabio

Thanks, Fabio, you made my day!

Piefke.

[Bartolomei]

Hi guys,

I went to this place 2nd July because it was near the airport and I had about 3 hours to kill before checking into my hotel nearby then later going on to Insomnia in the evening. Arrived at about Midday. I was greeted by a couple of Eastern European bouncer types at the front desk, paid my 60 for the flat rate 11 am - 4 pm session and put my luggage in one of the lockers. They're big enough to fit hand luggage which saves the hassle of leaving it in the lockers at the airport. The omens were not good. After showering on the ground I discovered that the advertised sauna was closed and not working, it didn't look like it had been used for ages. I went upstairs and found about 3 punters and about 5 bored Romanian women hanging around in a corner room to the side of the bar. I had a drink and briefly chatted to the first girl that approached me. We went off to a side room. The idea of the club is that you go off into a private room and have 1-2-1 sessions with the girls no longer than 15 minutes. She was disinterested and only wanted to get the job over with as fast as possible. Blow jobs are covered and DATY is a definite no no. I tried to be friendly during our boring session and even asked her what she likes, she replied 'for men to come as fast as possible'. I thought I might have been unlucky and this was a one off. Sadly this was not the case, all the girls were similarly sad and disinterested. I think only one of the girls, with whom I managed to have a couple of half decent sessions, showed any enthusiasm. She told me that unlike the other girls she prefers to go with the punters as often as possible as it kills the time quicker. Even the pole dancing the girls do in the main room to break the boredom is about as inspiring as watching horses going round an carousel. I left after a couple of hours having come twice with mechanical sex with 5 girls.

The positives are it's cheap, drinks are included and the girls are quite attractive. It's better than killing time in the airport and marginally better than masturbating in the airport toilets.

The negatives are no food, sad, bored girls, covered blow jobs, no DATY and the rest as per article.

I would definitely not recommend this place.

However Insomnia made up for it later that evening.

Fabio

[Bobo.fr]

Did you mean this place?

http://www.erotik-berlin.com

Yes, that is the place. Bordell Karlsruher it's called. I would say better girls than neighboring Salon Prestige, but maybe not as nice facilities.

So, there are, at least, 2 web sites:

http://www.internationalsexguide.inf...008&viewfull=1#post1758008.

[Eszpresszo]

Yes, that is the place. Bordell Karlsruher it's called. I would say better girls than neighboring Salon Prestige, but maybe not as nice facilities.

Thanks for that info, but what do they mean by "Happy Hour"? I couldn't find anything on the website about what time or circumstances that would apply under, just a lower price.

[Ibrahimovic]

Did you mean this place?

http://www.erotik-berlin.com

Yes, that is the place. Bordell Karlsruher it's called. I would say better girls than neighboring Salon Prestige, but maybe not as nice facilities.