Stupid shit in Medellin

[Mtndew704]

I am glad you find my posts entertaining. I make you laugh. And that is a good thing. I take a shower most days. I use soap. I enjoy a good haircut and straight razor shave. So, I do stay washed up in order to not be off-putting to the Colombianas as they are very particular about hygiene. Kudos to you. You have figured me out without ever meeting me or knowing ANYONE who knows me. Never been in to COSPLAYING unless you're referring to having my girls dress up in different outfits to appease my sexual fetishes.

Anyone who actually knows me knows that although I am not rich. I don't need to take the bus in order to pay for the alcohol that I like. You need to chill. If you need to do that, or you just do it cause you are a cheep Charlie, I am fine with that. DOWHATCHALIKE my fellow ISG brother. If you like it, then I love it. LOL!

I don't make travel announcements. I don't stay in El Poblado or Laureles (gringolandia). Can't afford it. You can as you are posting about your stays there. But more importantly, I don't need to. My Spanish is on point. I don't need help or handholding like you do.

I have made some excellent friends by meeting my fellow ISG brothers in person. It is where I get my best information. Fuck reading a board. I got brothers with boots on the ground giving me information. Shout out to all of them. And if you see me in Medellin, you better remember that cooperation is always better than confrontation.

BTW: The Ron Viejo de Caldas 15 is a excellent bottle. A bit weak for my personal tastes at 37% ABV so it does not mix so well, but excellent sipper with or without a cigar..

Nah Bro. I don't got the hate deep in my soul like you, ELVIS 2008 and MiamiBOY. The only practice I engage in is peace. I am at peace with myself and all others. Until someone puts their hands on me. Then they have shown that they want a battle and I am ready for war. Remember that!

This one of the most disrespectful things I have seen written on ISG. You are talking about the parents of another man dying. You must be a child. I don't even like you. But I would never bring your parents into it. Just shows your level of emotional and intellectually poverty. I recommend self help books to help you stop projecting your self loathing onto others in your posts here.

Maybe I need to relax. I just took my blood pressure and it is a little high. But I haven't taken my blood pressure medicine this morning. Some of us old guys have to do that. And since I have managed to get old in in the first place, then I have something more valuable than money passed on from our parents (didn't get any). I have wisdom.

You should hope to live as long as I have. And I plan too live a lot longer but it is not up to me. I wish you a long life too. And you might have it if you stop writing checks with your fingers from behind your screen that your ass can't cash IRL. I am waiting for your PM.

You are a young guy that comes to Colombia to pay for pussy. Really? No judgments. But I didn't pay for any pussy until I was 50 years old. I got plenty of it in the (Dis) United States of America and around the world. When I was young I would have considered that the easy way out. No fun in that. No sport. Nah, brother the satisfaction of talking a girl out of her panties and getting into that mouth, pussy and ass when I was young was way more satisfying that paying for it now that I am old (no matter what DMFs up in want to brag about getting prostitutes with a high numeric attractiveness value in their own eyes). Closest that I can get to that thrill of my youth is to enjoying that young pussy while requiring that they bring something additional to the table like, helping me maneuver through the health system. That is what my girlfriend does. But DMFs like yourself simply do not understand this cause you have given up on one of the greatest challenges of being a real men by just paying for pussy. Now if you can talk a girl out of her panties and just goto prostitutes because at this point in your life it is easy then apologies to you my man in advance.

I hope you rest more comfortably making up in your head what you want to believe about me. And writing about it here. I'm not getting my posts deleted because they are inappropriate like you are. I understand your are a ELVIS 2008 girly men. Following in his footsteps are ya? Eh? He is at least smart enough to have stopped the back and forth here in the Stupid Shit in Medellin thread and is focusing now on actually sharing information on having sex with girls.

You want to accuse me of lying on my dick? I got nearly ten years of posting and 4 times the number of posts you do. Mr. E and I have had words from the moment I started posting on ISG. And yet over the years Mr. E has never accused me of being a lier or engaged in the low blow attacks that the Medellin crew of critics (McCoC) have. It speaks to his character and the lack thereof of the MCoC.

Pussy is Pussy

I guarantee you will be to scared to ever meet up with me.

[JjBee62]

I never paid big bucks to bang average girls. Why would I? I haven't fucked girls below 7 in a very long time, and those below 7 that I fucked initially while checking out the scene / venues, were quite cheap. I got what I paid for. I never said I only banged one 8. I said I never banged a 10, but 8's and 9's yes, quite a few of them, it's just the % of the stunners relative to the total number of girls that I banged is low, which is explainable. I just don't see many stunners that I could possibly hit on, both online and offline.

Remember when I asked you to, for once in your life, be honest? Can't do it, can you?

I'm not digging up the post, but this is what you said:

You have "maybe had 1 who was a 9, and maybe 4 or 5 who were 8's. ".

That's either equal to or 1 greater than the number of fingers on one hand. "Quite a few" really doesn't seem appropriate, especially when you led off with "6's and 7's, hundreds of them. " As JustTK pointed out, once it was pointed out, you changed your story to hundreds of 7's and only a few 6's. Was that "quite a few" 6's (5 or 6), or just a few (3 or 4)?

But that's without addressing the qualifier, "maybe. ".

You stated you've never had a 10, but maybe a single 9. Most likely the maybe 9 was an 8. For someone so obsessed with the 1-10 scale, either you suck at using it (due to the "maybe") or you exaggerated because your self-esteem issues can't handle admitting the truth.

The same works with the 4 or 5 who were maybe 8's. Either you're uncertain what an 8 is supposed to look like, or you boosted 7's to 8's to avoid facing your inability to live up to your boasts.

At this point, I doubt if there are many who believe you've ever hit above a 7, and it's possible, you've rarely topped 6, on the scale you want everyone else to use.

If you want "stunners", but rarely find any "stunners", why are you wasting your money? Within your scale, as you've explained it, there are 4 levels, unacceptable (1-6), acceptable (7), stunner (8-9) and perfect (10). Yet, only 1-2% of the time, at best, do you get anything above acceptable (and that's only if your word can be trusted, which, by boosting 5-6 to "quite a few", you've shown to be a bad bet).

Either you're doing things completely wrong, or your doing it in the wrong place. For example, if I see a "stunner", and I want that stunner, then I get her. If I want one, but don't see any, then I look elsewhere.

What I don't do is brag incessantly about searching for, finding and getting stunners, when all I'm really doing is dreaming about stunners and only getting women who barely meet my standards.

[SubCmdr]

Lmao you just another washed up old dude in Medellin cosplaying as a rich westerner.

I am glad you find my posts entertaining. I make you laugh. And that is a good thing. I take a shower most days. I use soap. I enjoy a good haircut and straight razor shave. So, I do stay washed up in order to not be off-putting to the Colombianas as they are very particular about hygiene. Kudos to you. You have figured me out without ever meeting me or knowing ANYONE who knows me. Never been in to COSPLAYING unless you're referring to having my girls dress up in different outfits to appease my sexual fetishes.

Anyone who actually knows me knows that although I am not rich. I don't need to take the bus in order to pay for the alcohol that I like. You need to chill. If you need to do that, or you just do it cause you are a cheep Charlie, I am fine with that. DOWHATCHALIKE my fellow ISG brother. If you like it, then I love it. LOL!

I don't make travel announcements. I don't stay in El Poblado or Laureles (gringolandia). Can't afford it. You can as you are posting about your stays there. But more importantly, I don't need to. My Spanish is on point. I don't need help or handholding like you do.

I have made some excellent friends by meeting my fellow ISG brothers in person. It is where I get my best information. Fuck reading a board. I got brothers with boots on the ground giving me information. Shout out to all of them. And if you see me in Medellin, you better remember that cooperation is always better than confrontation.

BTW: The Ron Viejo de Caldas 15 is a excellent bottle. A bit weak for my personal tastes at 37% ABV so it does not mix so well, but excellent sipper with or without a cigar..

Nah Bro. I don't got the hate deep in my soul like you, ELVIS 2008 and MiamiBOY. The only practice I engage in is peace. I am at peace with myself and all others. Until someone puts their hands on me. Then they have shown that they want a battle and I am ready for war. Remember that!

Relax, we all know your big financial windfall came when your parents passed away.

This one of the most disrespectful things I have seen written on ISG. You are talking about the parents of another man dying. You must be a child. I don't even like you. But I would never bring your parents into it. Just shows your level of emotional and intellectually poverty. I recommend self help books to help you stop projecting your self loathing onto others in your posts here.

Maybe I need to relax. I just took my blood pressure and it is a little high. But I haven't taken my blood pressure medicine this morning. Some of us old guys have to do that. And since I have managed to get old in in the first place, then I have something more valuable than money passed on from our parents (didn't get any). I have wisdom.

You should hope to live as long as I have. And I plan too live a lot longer but it is not up to me. I wish you a long life too. And you might have it if you stop writing checks with your fingers from behind your screen that your ass can't cash IRL. I am waiting for your PM.

You are a young guy that comes to Colombia to pay for pussy. Really? No judgments. But I didn't pay for any pussy until I was 50 years old. I got plenty of it in the (Dis) United States of America and around the world. When I was young I would have considered that the easy way out. No fun in that. No sport. Nah, brother the satisfaction of talking a girl out of her panties and getting into that mouth, pussy and ass when I was young was way more satisfying that paying for it now that I am old (no matter what DMFs up in want to brag about getting prostitutes with a high numeric attractiveness value in their own eyes). Closest that I can get to that thrill of my youth is to enjoying that young pussy while requiring that they bring something additional to the table like, helping me maneuver through the health system. That is what my girlfriend does. But DMFs like yourself simply do not understand this cause you have given up on one of the greatest challenges of being a real men by just paying for pussy. Now if you can talk a girl out of her panties and just goto prostitutes because at this point in your life it is easy then apologies to you my man in advance.

I hope you rest more comfortably making up in your head what you want to believe about me. And writing about it here. I'm not getting my posts deleted because they are inappropriate like you are. I understand your are a ELVIS 2008 girly men. Following in his footsteps are ya? Eh? He is at least smart enough to have stopped the back and forth here in the Stupid Shit in Medellin thread and is focusing now on actually sharing information on having sex with girls.

You want to accuse me of lying on my dick? I got nearly ten years of posting and 4 times the number of posts you do. Mr. E and I have had words from the moment I started posting on ISG. And yet over the years Mr. E has never accused me of being a lier or engaged in the low blow attacks that the Medellin crew of critics (McCoC) have. It speaks to his character and the lack thereof of the MCoC.

Pussy is Pussy

[Huacho]

I try not to visit places with working girls.

Ah yes. The mythical semi pros. We get it. Rock on, dude.

[MiamiBoy1]

Just curious MB, . When I go to a club, I stand at the bar and have a couple of beers. I search for a girl that I think will be the best fuck. I am not looking for blemishes on shoulder blades, smudges of mascara, or ability to quote Kant. I must admit that I am conscience to choose a girl that is attractive (in my eyes), but most important is that I think she will be a good fuck. In this way I tend to fuck girls that score 3 out of 3 on my score card. I. e. Great. Just as important, I tend to get laid frequently, which is also important to me as I get frustrated if I go home without having had sex. I usually find someone in the first bar, then almost certainly by any second bar. And all are the same price, regardless of looks.

So what do you do? I get the impression that you must go home empty handed quite frequently. Doesn't that frustrate you? Maybe that evens up how much we spend. You spend a lot and have sex infrequently, I spend little but have sex frequently. You suffer frustration, I don't.

I could be completely wrong; I accept that. Maybe you can tell me. Thanks.

I try not to visit places with working girls, but when I do, I'm okay with going home empty handed (which happens more often than not) if I did not find a girl that I wanted to fuck. I'm not desperate to get laid. Therefore no frustration, but rather a slight disappointment. I prefer quality over quantity. Also, I'm not a weekend warrior, and have some time at my disposal that I'm willing to invest in finding the girls that I like.

[JustTK]

Just curious MB, . When I go to a club, I stand at the bar and have a couple of beers. I search for a girl that I think will be the best fuck. I am not looking for blemishes on shoulder blades, smudges of mascara, or ability to quote Kant. I must admit that I am conscience to choose a girl that is attractive (in my eyes), but most important is that I think she will be a good fuck. In this way I tend to fuck girls that score 3 out of 3 on my score card. I. e. Great. Just as important, I tend to get laid frequently, which is also important to me as I get frustrated if I go home without having had sex. I usually find someone in the first bar, then almost certainly by any second bar. And all are the same price, regardless of looks.

So what do you do? I get the impression that you must go home empty handed quite frequently. Doesn't that frustrate you? Maybe that evens up how much we spend. You spend a lot and have sex infrequently, I spend little but have sex frequently. You suffer frustration, I don't.

I could be completely wrong; I accept that. Maybe you can tell me. Thanks.

[SubCmdr]

They roll how they want, and don't attack others saying you mfs are overpaying, your girls are plastic, my girls are of the same quality as yours but much cheaper, etc.

You don't attack others. Have you read some of the replies that you written to me?

Only 4 girls? Make it 10, or better yet, 15. Pussy is pussy, why pay 200 mil when you can save and pay 50 mil? El Centro got the meat you want. Cheap Charlie paradise. Oh wait, I though you had a GF?

BTW, do you realize you can have a driver meet you at the airport upon your arrival? Yes, genius, not only taxi drivers drop your ass off at the airport, they also can pick your ass up.

You make enough money to have a driver show IP to take you to the airport, but apparently not enough to arrange a transfer from the airport and to not complain about 30-40 mil /7 bucks overcharge.

The process you describe is the process to get regular non-pros. I am not interested in taking a girl out and investing time in them and to STILL pay to fuck them. That just does not make any sense to me. But if you like it, then I love it.

Why do you assume he can't because he doesn't? Maybe his goal is not the same as yours. What is your secret for doing it besides paying the money? It seems he could pay his money to do it just as well, unless you are using some stand alone skill that only you and a select few possess in order to do it. Take away the money aspect, are you still able to do it? I can walk into a hoarhouse and pay any chick there. Whether it is the 1 or the 10, I do not need to do anything special other than hand over the money.

MiamiBoy does not fuck prostitutes from brothels, his prostitutes are special. They need special care. And they are selective of him because of his superior physical appearance and care for them. He is younger but still needs the money to cover the age gap. I don't use this word lightly, but it sounds like SIMPing in the worst way if your are doing all of this just so you can pay a prostitute to fuck her. I bet that after he busts his nut, the girl he has fucked takes a WhatsApp message or phone call and go right on to the next client, even if the next client does not do all the things that Mr. Lover Lover Miamiboy does. It is certainly good to be him. LOL!

At least he is not spending the extra 30000-40000 COP to get from the airport his apartment so he can get his fuck on like me with my girlfriend. BOOYAO!.

[MiamiBoy1]

Why do you assume he can't because he doesn't? Maybe his goal is not the same as yours. What is your secret for doing it besides paying the money? It seems he could pay his money to do it just as well, unless you are using some stand alone skill that only you and a select few possess in order to do it. Take away the money aspect, are you still able to do it? I can walk into a hoarhouse and pay any chick there. Whether it is the 1 or the 10, I do not need to do anything special other than hand over the money.

There is no secret, and it is not a rocket science. I dress well, smell good. Keep my body in shape. I take advantage of my younger age. I show them good time, nice places, restaurants, etc. I don't penny pinch. Treat them like normal girls, respect their boundaries. Money helps in two ways - 1. To speed up the process of getting laid, If I have limited time or just want a guaranteed thing. 2. Helps to cover the age / looks gap. I'm not talking about working girls at a hoarhouse (they are not of my interest), where all you need is to have money and not be overly drunk / obnoxious.

I have buddies who fuck 5's and 6's all the time, and are okay with that. I have no problem with that either. Some have limited budget, some lack self-confidence, some are lazy or just want a guaranteed quick fuck, some just have lower standards. It doesn't really matter why they choose to fuck average women. What matters is that they realize they get what they pay for, they understand that the women they fuck are average, they know that better looking girls require more money, time, effort, which they are not willing to invest. They roll how they want, and don't attack others saying you mfs are overpaying, your girls are plastic, my girls are of the same quality as yours but much cheaper, etc. Just being fucking realistic.

[MiamiBoy1]

He originally wrote 6's and 7's but has since changed his objective evaluation to 7's and 8's, when it was pointed out to him he was paying big bucks to bang avge girls. He also said he had only ever banged one 8. What else? Oh yeah, he said you got to have game to get the stunners. Clearly smthg he doesn't have since he doesn't get them.

I never paid big bucks to bang average girls. Why would I? I haven't fucked girls below 7 in a very long time, and those below 7 that I fucked initially while checking out the scene / venues, were quite cheap. I got what I paid for. I never said I only banged one 8. I said I never banged a 10, but 8's and 9's yes, quite a few of them, it's just the % of the stunners relative to the total number of girls that I banged is low, which is explainable. I just don't see many stunners that I could possibly hit on, both online and offline.

[JustTK]

You need to stop riding the dick of MiamiBoy. He has 7's and 8's that he is paying to ride it, Renegade.

He originally wrote 6's and 7's but has since changed his objective evaluation to 7's and 8's, when it was pointed out to him he was paying big bucks to bang avge girls. He also said he had only ever banged one 8. What else? Oh yeah, he said you got to have game to get the stunners. Clearly smthg he doesn't have since he doesn't get them.

[Mr Enternational]

my goal is to fuck as many 8+ as possible. Someone can use the same scale 1-10, but have lower minimum standards, let's say 5 is the minimum. Fucking 5's and 6's might be a success for him, but if you look at a bigger picture, all he does is fucks average women. Nothing wrong with that, as long as he is not being delusional and realizes that he is getting average chicks, because he can't score the hot ones.

Why do you assume he can't because he doesn't? Maybe his goal is not the same as yours. What is your secret for doing it besides paying the money? It seems he could pay his money to do it just as well, unless you are using some stand alone skill that only you and a select few possess in order to do it. Take away the money aspect, are you still able to do it? I can walk into a hoarhouse and pay any chick there. Whether it is the 1 or the 10, I do not need to do anything special other than hand over the money.

[Mtndew704]

Private Driver (that how I roll), Use an app for one of the driving services, taxi or take the bus. It is really a personal choice is it not. Man Law 101: Says no man should be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money, who they should be fucking or worrying about someone's dick other than their own. I see a lot of repeat offenders of this is law.

Anyone who wants to meet me in Medellin and have a discussion man-to-man just send me a PM and let's set it up. I am in Medellin frequently. Until then they need to STFU and take the bus and use the savings to buy a bottle or two in Dufry before they leave the airport. LOL!

Lmao you just another washed up old dude in Medellin cosplaying as a rich westerner. Relax, we all know your big financial windfall came when your parents passed away.

[SubCmdr]

Jealous of what?

That is a good question. Why would anyone be jealous of someone paying to fuck? So a friend tells me he just fucked a prostitute that was a 9. Really, give me her number and tell me how much you're paid and I will fuck her too. LOL!

Speaking of my standards, they are quite high. I'm very selective. Yes most of the girls that I scored were in the 7 to 8 range, but 7 to 8 on the 1-10 scale is not average.

Shouldn't you have written that you are very selective of the prostitutes that you pay to fuck. I agree, that if you are paying you should fuck the type of girl you want to fuck. It's your dick! But it is no achievement.

If you lead with money. Anyone who has the money can fuck her. Are you telling me that your prostitutes are equally selective and therefore choose you for your manly qualities and it has nothing to do with the cash your were willing to pay her?

Man, you are just such a stud.

You need to stop riding the dick of MiamiBoy . He has 7's and 8's that he is paying to ride it. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. And how about you both post a trip report while while engaging in your mutual admiration society with each other.

"Renegade, never been afraid to say
What's on my mind at any given time of day
'Cause I'm a renegade" - Jay-Z feat. Emimem, Renegade.

[Huacho]

Speaking of my standards, they are quite high. I'm very selective

Man, you are just such a stud.

[Huacho]

Private Driver (that how I roll), Use an app for one of the driving services, taxi or take the bus. It is really a personal choice is it not. Man Law 101: Says no man should be telling another man how to spend his hard earned money, who they should be fucking or worrying about someone's dick other than their own. I see a lot of repeat offenders of this is law.

Anyone who wants to meet me in Medellin and have a discussion man-to-man just send me a PM and let's set it up. I am in Medellin frequently. Until then they need to STFU and take the bus and use the savings to buy a bottle or two in Dufry before they leave the airport. LOL!

I did not think the assholery of Elvis could be exceeded, but you, sir, are truly a complete asshole with zero redeeming features.