FKK Bernd's - Schieferhof

[Wry Cooter]

Thanks for pointing that out. I imagine they will be closed if it's a public holiday. To luderland then on 5/26!

You should check about 5/26. Il is a legal holiday in Christian NRW. So Bernd's might be closed. It is ascension Thursday...

[EFrog]

What are they asking for when you enter the establishment? Plan to go on may 26 and / or 27. I've missed this place.

You should check about 5/26. Il is a legal holiday in Christian NRW. So Bernd's might be closed. It is ascension Thursday...

[AdamVeden]

What are they asking for when you enter the establishment? Plan to go on may 26 and / or 27. I've missed this place.

When I went there last Friday they asked "if I was vaccinated?" I showed them my certificate, but it might have been sufficient with my "yes".

Bernd's for me is ok about girls' esthetic level.

It's a middle ground. Not an RTC. Not a mainstream one.

Some girls are not so bad. Tina for example is very beautiful, according to me. But, if I'm right, she's not available for AO.

And, finally, I'm not able to understand how easy, frequent is it to find available girls. 50% of them? More, less?

Does anyone know their names? I know the club does not encourage the practice but neither does it prohibit it. I remember seeing do it quietly even in public action on the sofa at the main bar.

My understanding according to German fora such as https://tabulose-huren.com/showthrea...ennef-Berichte that presently about 80% of the girls are available for AO. In the thread in tabulose-huren you can find names, but you have to be able to read German or use a translator. I do not repeat names as line up changes but to my understanding Tina is not available for AO.

Last Friday I first had the opportunity to participate in a grill party in the garden and get some nice grilled pork and wurst. After that I had a very nice, non-AO, session with Patricia. She is little chubby, but very nice as a person and in bed with good BBBJ and DFK. After my session she asked if I would like to have a massage as she had a friend who did good massage. After some waiting I was led upstairs by Erika to the massage room with a proper massage bench. A very good massage with warm aromatic oil ensued. While I got my massage I was considering if I should be satisfied after the massage or if I should try to get an additional "zimmer" with one of the other girls I had found to be attracting. I thought Erika was off limits for sex as she was not naked as the other girls (except the theke-dame and the lady handling the charcoal grill) and wore some kind of dust coat and I had seen her taking care of the laundry. But I was mistaken as she asked if "I wanted something more" when the massage was finished and we quickly agreed on AO-sex (BBFS). Before we started to have sex on the massage table she just ensured that I had understood that AO would cost an additional 50 . I had very nice and good sex with Patricia, but it is anyway a special feeling to let your cock slide in raw in a girl's pussy.

The total damage for a very nice evening was 245 (70 for entry including food and drinks + 2 x 50 for two sessions + 50 extra for AO with Erika + 25 for massage).

I been to the Hof before. It is a smaller club and the girls might not win a beauty contest. They are rather ordinary looking, some are somewhat chubby but others are thin, and some are milfs but others are young. However, I have always found the girls to be very nice and charming and they know how to give a man pleasure. The atmosphere at the club is also very familiar and relaxing and the girls usually have time to chat with you.

[Sirioja]

What are they asking for when you enter the establishment? Plan to go on may 26 and / or 27. I've missed this place.

To pay entry which is expensive for Bernds, nothing more.

[Wry Cooter]

What are they asking for when you enter the establishment? Plan to go on may 26 and / or 27. I've missed this place.

[Universo Fkk]

Bernd's for me is ok about girls' esthetic level.

It's a middle ground. Not an RTC. Not a mainstream one.

Some girls are not so bad. Tina for example is very beautiful, according to me. But, if I'm right, she's not available for AO.

And, finally, I'm not able to understand how easy, frequent is it to find available girls. 50% of them? More, less?

Does anyone know their names? I know the club does not encourage the practice but neither does it prohibit it. I remember seeing do it quietly even in public action on the sofa at the main bar.

[Universo Fkk]

Maybe less AO?

At Sirioja.

Do you mean only in public or even in the rooms?

[Sirioja]

Hi Browny,

Although I haven't witnessed much of this on my own visits, I understand from conversations and posts that the Hof has returned to "business as usual."

Maybe less AO?

[PaulMadrid]

Thanks for the report. Is there still any 'public' action (blowjob or complete programs) being done in Bernds post covid, or is that a thing of the past?

Hi Browny,

Although I haven't witnessed much of this on my own visits, I understand from conversations and posts that the Hof has returned to "business as usual."

[Neurosynth]

Thanks for the report. Is there still any 'public' action (blowjob or complete programs) being done in Bernds post covid, or is that a thing of the past?

I'm specifically curious about the mattress room that had the big window off the downstairs bar. I've been in there with two other couples. Any of that still happening?

[Gino02]

At Gino02:

No, surely not small Yssa from LR. This Isa in Schieferhof is an "oldtimer" which has been working in German Clubs since kinda like forever. I think she stayed the longest in ParkSaunaResidenz in Lohmar and she worked also in Babylon / Freude39 and other clubs semilarge clubs. She's around 35/40 y old, 1 m65, normal figure without any shapes / curves. Servicewise middle of the road I would say. She was never a "popular" girl in any club she used to work but somehow ended up in Bernds after PSR closed, not great for her since we kinda know why most clients go there basically or at least what the nain "selling point" is.

Kinda sad but oh well, her own choice.

Thank you and Paul for the response. Got it. I still miss that Issa from LR. Hope she's doing well somewhere.

[BrownyDalton]

First visit for many months. Apart from checking your Covid vaccination and the Perspex screens at the counters, I found everything more or less as it was in February 2020.

I arrived on Friday at 2 pm and was in my first room (with Anni) by 2.30. The 9 girls were already matched in numbers by 8-10 men. Average age of the girls was about 30. For the men it was double that. Covid kilos and cellulite increased on some girls, on others not at all. The main group in the garden, a smaller group in the lounge and no-one downstairs.

When I emerged around 4, the male population had more than doubled. None of the girls were sitting around. There was no fuss or panic. Quick shower, fresh towel and next room. It was like that for 2-3 hours. No public action. I ate and sat it out (except for a short room with Maria), knowing it probably wouldn't stay like that.

About 7.30, the male-female numbers were evenly matched again. I had a super room with Isa. When we finished, I followed the sound of salsa music downstairs. The place was buzzing. Six girls were having fun, dancing together, knocking back Baileys on ice. The work surge was over and it was time to dance. There were still some rooms done. Longer and more hard-core than the afternoon, I thought..

Thanks for the report. Is there still any 'public' action (blowjob or complete programs) being done in Bernds post covid, or is that a thing of the past?

[Sirioja]

At Gino02:

No, surely not small Yssa from LR. This Isa in Schieferhof is an "oldtimer" which has been working in German Clubs since kinda like forever. I think she stayed the longest in ParkSaunaResidenz in Lohmar and she worked also in Babylon / Freude39 and other clubs semilarge clubs. She's around 35/40 y old, 1 m65, normal figure without any shapes / curves. Servicewise middle of the road I would say. She was never a "popular" girl in any club she used to work but somehow ended up in Bernds after PSR closed, not great for her since we kinda know why most clients go there basically or at least what the nain "selling point" is.

Kinda sad but oh well, her own choice.

But from what she proposed to many at LR and I might be one of the rare not to understand, needing to be explained by a guy who seemed surprised I didn't go with her, but even if I understood, impossible with such rasta look, claimed Spanish Issa I advised to one here who needed to ask me for a girl when he was not able to find on his own, could easily work at AO Bernds. Funny stories about one here at LR. I preferred my princess as long she was able to behave. I always prefer princess types. For sure, Bernds is not the place.

[SpermBirds]

At Gino02:

No, surely not small Yssa from LR. This Isa in Schieferhof is an "oldtimer" which has been working in German Clubs since kinda like forever. I think she stayed the longest in ParkSaunaResidenz in Lohmar and she worked also in Babylon / Freude39 and other clubs semilarge clubs. She's around 35/40 y old, 1 m65, normal figure without any shapes / curves. Servicewise middle of the road I would say. She was never a "popular" girl in any club she used to work but somehow ended up in Bernds after PSR closed, not great for her since we kinda know why most clients go there basically or at least what the nain "selling point" is.

Kinda sad but oh well, her own choice.

[PaulMadrid]

Great report! Thank you Paul, and glad you had fun.

Question. Can you describe this Isa? Is it the same slim cute Issa used to work at Living Room in Dusseldorf and later had a stint at FKK Sakura near Stuttgart?

Thanks, Gino!

Maybe some of the guys can help us with her work history. I know only that she joined the Hof when it reopened after Covid in 2021.

Otherwise, she's Romanian and has been in Germany for ten years or more. Closer to 40 than 30. She's tall, slim (but not skinny like Anni) and "athletic". She has natural, beautifully shaped, firm boobs (size B). She has great legs and a cute ass. She was wearing black stockings and the effect was long-legged and fantastic. Thick brown hair, cut straight at neck length. I don't remember any tattoos.

We exchanged many glances during the busy day and I found her face expressionless. As she didn't smile, I concluded that I wasn't her type. In the evening, we crossed in the corridor and she asked me "willst du mich heiraten? So much for my face-reading skills!

I joined her to smoke a cigarette in the garden and we went to Room 3 beside the showers. In the room she was friendly, super sweet and very horny. So I think she's just shy. Her broken English was better than my broken German.

After our showers we went to join the dancing in the Keller and she really released her inhibitions with the other girls. There was middle-Eastern, rhythmic music and her body moved seductively. She even danced on the table!

I'll certainly "marry" her again!