FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

[HammerTime96]

Yeah don't get me started on that slow as fuck shitty service. Especially from the black women..

Hahaha, yes, the notoriously slow service at the bar at Sharks. Another perfect example for the piss-poor Sharks management who don't seem to be able to manage a lemonade stand.

Although some of the black girls perhaps aren't the quickest, they (eventually) get you your correct drink. The absolute worst is IMO that German white guy who dresses like a girl (a bit chubby, short permed dyed blond hair, bright lipstick on tiny thin lips) who seems to have difficulty remembering more than one drink. Order a simple coffee + a glass of sparkling water, and she-he-they-them gets all confused and you can consider yourself HAPPY if you (eventually) get an cappuccino with still water.

BTW, the concept of "service" is generally pretty lousy in Germany and it has been like that for decades, they even got an expression for it: "Die Servicewueste," which translates as 'the 'service desert' and it's even got it's own Wikipedia page LOL!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servicew%C3%BCste

[Sirioja]

I read that Esther used to work the bar in Sharks. Is she still on the other side of the bar now?

Long time at Sharks Ester who put silicon is working in rooms.

[Turgid]

Are these ex-WG's?

Last time at Globe there were at least one bartender that was prettier than the majority of the WG's. I wondered a bit about that.

I read that Esther used to work the bar in Sharks. Is she still on the other side of the bar now?

[Sirioja]

When targeting old small woman, bar is not so bad. At Sharks, for bar and girls, You win to play flexible to find rare among the very average mass not worthing rate they ask, even accepting to leave full balls rather than wasting money for average. But if You are not tourist, not only Sharks in Germany, same like not only Globe in Switzerland if You don t need rules to get more freshness with girls.

[Escape Artist]

Yeah don't get me started on that slow as fuck shitty service. Especially from the black women. Get the fuck out of here if you don't want to work or do such a piss poor job. The big german woman in shorts is much friendlier, so is the very old woman and the somewhat elegant woman with big boobs. But those black girls. Fuck them and their shitty service. You could be waiting 1 h and not get a fucking drink. At one point I just wanted still water so I kept my plastic cup and would just refill it from the bathroom.

May I offer a different take on it. First, I've accepted that service will be slow at Sharks regardless who is behind the bar. However, I've noticed that with the older ladies, nothing you do will hasten their service. You can be a spender, polite, friendly; it doesn't matter, service is still slow. But with the women from Ghana, well you can win favor with them. While I definitely agree that their baseline speed is pretty slow, once you win them over with some pleasantries, a friendly smile, or a joke, you can have success in obtaining properly paced service. Still took forever for them to poor a beer though. It's like they fill the beer then wait until the foam settles before topping it off. I don't think they know that a proper beer pour involves some waste by spilling the foam. Imagine if at every pub, all the bartenders wait for each beer to settle before topping it off.

[Ararat]

Are these ex-WG's?

Last time at Globe there were at least one bartender that was prettier than the majority of the WG's. I wondered a bit about that.

[Samplerr]

On a separate note why is the bar in sharks so slow the service? You'd think they would have proper pints on draft by now and another ATM machine!!

It's Fawlty Towers level stuff from some of the girls in that bar. It's almost like they're trying to wind the customers up. You can get pints, but only wheatbeer. No idea why, but they only sell pilsener in half pints.

[Sirioja]

What'up with the AC? Very simple answer: they are saving money. Energy costs much more than in previous years in Germany. And if they tell you it's broken, don't believe it. It's an easy excuse.

And why should they bother cooling the place down? They don't really care about customers or girls. They care about making money, and both men and girls show up anyway. If you have a bad room because the girl is in a bad mood, or she doesn't even want to go upstairs because it's too hot, well, Sharks makes money anyway.

And people who go there regularly even under these conditions are kind of responsible about this. Globe is the same. Freaking hot in the summer. But still full. No thank you, without me.

I was going to visit this week, but I changed my mind. I am not that desperate.

When I visit a bit FKK land, I don't know any other club which made as much improvements than Sharks since 2014. On Summer, warm and on Winter, cold, even less and less snow now. Yesterday, I enjoyed making intense sport for more than 1 h30 under 48 degrees under sun at the bottom and 37 degrees on top at 1968 high. Better to be fit than heavy, so, no problem for me at Sharks.

After reading on other forum, even I won't negotiate services or rate when grocery kill GFE image I only want to pay for, but more safe to ask for rate, when some little Romanians try to fuck clients. One asking 250/60 when probably not full hour. Look on watch.

[Outcast]

Can we start a lobby group for AC? Half serious about it. A fuck factory without AC is not ok. I was at Sharks June 16-17, and the heat was a problem already then. My second session was half ruined by the heat and the girl's unbelievably stinky feet. Never experienced that before, very disturbing. The girl had actually mentioned she would get new shoes as her current ones were a little smelly. Good idea. How bad can it be, I naively thought to myself. Foot odors aside, with temperatures around 35 degrees see I just don't think Sharks will work for me. Maybe Palace can be a better option, or one can come late to Sharks and stay outside.

What'up with the AC? Very simple answer: they are saving money. Energy costs much more than in previous years in Germany. And if they tell you it's broken, don't believe it. It's an easy excuse.

And why should they bother cooling the place down? They don't really care about customers or girls. They care about making money, and both men and girls show up anyway. If you have a bad room because the girl is in a bad mood, or she doesn't even want to go upstairs because it's too hot, well, Sharks makes money anyway.

And people who go there regularly even under these conditions are kind of responsible about this. Globe is the same. Freaking hot in the summer. But still full. No thank you, without me.

I was going to visit this week, but I changed my mind. I am not that desperate.

[SethiatSpace]

Anybody know when most of the girls go on holiday during the summer months?

Same as everyone I guess, since men would be on holiday and there is no AC to not die from heat inside. Many girls mentionned July and August, some September. So a safe bet would be to expect most girls to go on vacation somewhere during mid-July to mid-September.

[SethiatSpace]

On a separate note why is the bar in sharks so slow the service? You'd think they would have proper pints on draft by now and another ATM machine!!

Yeah don't get me started on that slow as fuck shitty service. Especially from the black women. Get the fuck out of here if you don't want to work or do such a piss poor job. The big german woman in shorts is much friendlier, so is the very old woman and the somewhat elegant woman with big boobs. But those black girls. Fuck them and their shitty service. You could be waiting 1 h and not get a fucking drink. At one point I just wanted still water so I kept my plastic cup and would just refill it from the bathroom.

[Sirioja]

Iranian and very short black hair, huge ass. So that must be her.

I remember her as I got owo / CIM with her upstairs then went to my wallet in the locker room and realized I didn't have enough money left. So went to the ATM in sharks and none of my cards worked. Had to leave my phone at the front desk as security and get a taxi in search of ATM's in a panic to get the money which I eventually did after a major struggle and headed back to sharks to pay.

That was the first time I tried to use the ATM in sharks, ever since then I have tried my cards on that ATM machine and they never work even though visa debit / credit cards. So I always bring emergency backup money now.

On a separate note why is the bar in sharks so slow the service? You'd think they would have proper pints on draft by now and another ATM machine!!

Yes, Shiva who was at Oase before. Not seen since long time. I think 2 ATM now. Yes, bar is bad point at Sharks when desk really improved.

[Apple777]

Anybody know when most of the girls go on holiday during the summer months?

[KyivBound1986]

You mean fat Shiva who came from Oase? Not seen in both since a while.

Iranian and very short black hair, huge ass. So that must be her.

I remember her as I got owo / CIM with her upstairs then went to my wallet in the locker room and realized I didn't have enough money left. So went to the ATM in sharks and none of my cards worked. Had to leave my phone at the front desk as security and get a taxi in search of ATM's in a panic to get the money which I eventually did after a major struggle and headed back to sharks to pay.

That was the first time I tried to use the ATM in sharks, ever since then I have tried my cards on that ATM machine and they never work even though visa debit / credit cards. So I always bring emergency backup money now.

On a separate note why is the bar in sharks so slow the service? You'd think they would have proper pints on draft by now and another ATM machine!!

[YellowFin Tuna]

Told me I was the king of kings, her one true soul, that only me made her feel a woman, not like a little girl, in a country without the best potassium.

Love your sense of humor. You really got me with the potassium! Hillarious, LOL!

I don't know what the fuck they did to AC but it was not working / off and it was freaking hot inside.

Can we start a lobby group for AC? Half serious about it. A fuck factory without AC is not ok. I was at Sharks June 16-17, and the heat was a problem already then. My second session was half ruined by the heat and the girl's unbelievably stinky feet. Never experienced that before, very disturbing. The girl had actually mentioned she would get new shoes as her current ones were a little smelly. Good idea. How bad can it be, I naively thought to myself. Foot odors aside, with temperatures around 35 degrees see I just don't think Sharks will work for me. Maybe Palace can be a better option, or one can come late to Sharks and stay outside.

Sharks was otherwise ok, plenty of girls although very few to my taste. Seemed like a few hotties were disappearing only seconds after they arrived.

About logistics, I stayed in Frankfurt the first night and took a taxi back from Sharks. It was like 78 EUR or so. I took an S-bahn to Darmstadt but it turned out to have been a mistake as it was much slower than the trains which are the same price, approximately 10 eur in the RMV machines at the main station. So if you go from Frankfurt to Darmstadt, recommendation is to avoid the S-bahn and take the RB train instead. From Darmstadt Hbf you either walk to Sharks, or take a taxi. It might be a bit far if it is hot out. Taxis are available at the train station, forgot the exact price but I think it was 12-15 eur.

I stayed at Holiday Inn and it was great. Very comfortable and clean. From now on I will stay there whenever I am in Darmstadt. Tried other hotels but Holiday Inn was much better.

Might be going to Sharks again the coming weekend, may also give Oase / Palace / Mainhattan a chance again. We'll see.

Cheers.