Pattaya Reports

[Danny Duck]

I bought some drinks for 3 ladies tonight. Unfortunately, they got a bit rambunctious, and I ended up with the ladies trying to push their vaginas in my face. It might seem like fun, but 3 ladies are stronger than me, and it got a bit scary.

Maybe not 100% ladies. I got to believe all the Sweet Hot ones left Pattaya.

Nothing but Cheap Charlie's left.

[Explorer8939]

If it is a young pretty girl, I just asked them if they are looking for customers or boyfriends? In the last 30 seconds this happened, and most of the young ones from Pattaya are looking for customers. And they don't seem to get offended and answer right away. I don't ask the older ones that.

No kidding. There are thousands of ladies in Pattaya looking for customers.

Either you are here, or you are not. If you aren't not here, the ladies have no use for you. If you are here, and can not find a lady, I am so sorry for you.

[Explorer8939]

I bought some drinks for 3 ladies tonight. Unfortunately, they got a bit rambunctious, and I ended up with the ladies trying to push their vaginas in my face. It might seem like fun, but 3 ladies are stronger than me, and it got a bit scary.

[HorseTrader]

...My experience is that out of the younger and / or better looking ones, the percentage of not looking customer is really low, especially if it is not mentioned in the profile that she actually is looking for BF. In reality many are looking for 'everything', meaning they looking customer who, if lucky, could become a boyfriend or sponsor.

Having said that, have had dates with few, less than a dozen, 30-40 years old who were not looking customer at all, and would not go for money. Every single one of them mentioned about the annoyance of all men only asking 'how much', ...

Hard to say about male supplier vs GF looking split, but gut feeling tells that might not be that different, possibly higher % guys (all over the planet) looking for GF actually than % of ladies looking for BF ...

Agree that more younger girls are looking for customers than older girls, but there sure seem to be plenty of chunky-uglies looking for customers. In my experience, most of the older (42+) girls are looking for a boyfriend and husband. When you are my age, the 42+ girls are young enough. For me, the problem with 42+ is fewer speak English than 30-, but there are enough.

Geography is another indicator. More will be looking for customers in tourist towns, most notably Pattaya. Very few looking for customers in low-tourist areas, such as Nakhon Si Thammarat.

Girls looking for men of any age are most likely looking for customers. Girls insisting you be in town before contact are most likely looking for customers. Text clues such as "I'm a good woman" or "have good heart" imply looking for boyfriend. The ones with no text can be hard to interpret.

It should take about 15 seconds per girl to make a pretty good guess if she is looking for a customer or for a husband.

[Downandup]

On the home screen I see "11 popular members hidden". I am only allowed to contact those better looking (but probably bogus) profiles if I become a paying member.

It sounds as if you are using the Android app, the web site is more helpful but if you don't pay the subscription then you will find that you can't message the most popular girls and there's a limit of one message every 10 minutes.

[Knobrm]

If it is a young pretty girl, I just asked them if they are looking for customers or boyfriends? In the last 30 seconds this happened, and most of the young ones from Pattaya are looking for customers. And they don't seem to get offended and answer right away. I don't ask the older ones that.

Prior to reading this forum few posts back, I never heard of this TFMI either. Maybe a symptom / indication of not really being into this online stuff, though in since last summer have been using TF quite a bit. Really a hit and miss, and is really annoying when the chick comes and the reality only distantly resembles the photos. Has become kind of last resort when regulars not available or random gamble hobby place if in mood for gambling.

My experience is that out of the younger and / or better looking ones, the percentage of not looking customer is really low, especially if it is not mentioned in the profile that she actually is looking for BF. In reality many are looking for 'everything', meaning they looking customer who, if lucky, could become a boyfriend or sponsor.

Having said that, have had dates with few, less than a dozen, 30-40 years old who were not looking customer at all, and would not go for money. Every single one of them mentioned about the annoyance of all men only asking 'how much', and especially about the questions of special services (like anal) that they really were not familiar at all. They really not like it and were seemingly irritated about it. I just told you are in wrong place in TF if you get annoyed of that as 90++ of ladies are after customers. They were astonished (at least behaved as if they would have been) and expected it would have been more of a dating site. They were just out of place without really knowing it, and some probably would not like their photos to be placed there afterwards.

Hard to say about male supplier vs GF looking split, but gut feeling tells that might not be that different, possibly higher % guys (all over the planet) looking for GF actually than % of ladies looking for BF.

This kind of further gravitates TF to be purely a mongering place as quite a few of the BF searching ones just get out from there due to this. Which is kind of pity.
But not all, so every now and then can date a 'normal' one if patient to hang on the site enough.

Funny thing sometimes is girls who primarily looking fr customers get annoyed when asking openly what you looking; they kind of expect the guy to know so that they don't need to say the word 'customer' or waste time to chat in the first place.

[Bill Miami]

TFMI is for mongering. It contains links to TF profiles (possibly multiple) of confirmed freelancers, based on session reports from mongers on the relevant Pattaya forum (members only).

TF is just a plain old dating site, and filtering out freelancers is tedious and hit and miss (even in Pattaya sometimes). TFMI makes finding freelancers on TF 10 times easier and more efficient.

If it is a young pretty girl, I just asked them if they are looking for customers or boyfriends? In the last 30 seconds this happened, and most of the young ones from Pattaya are looking for customers. And they don't seem to get offended and answer right away. I don't ask the older ones that.

[XXL]

On the home screen I see "11 popular members hidden". I am only allowed to contact those better looking (but probably bogus) profiles if I become a paying member.

I also get a shitload of likes to which I can respond only if I become a paying member. Surprise surprise, a great deal of of those likes come from good-looking profiles I never see on my home screen. They may not even be real and if they are I suspect the likes were generated by TF and not by the girls.

I'd upgrade my membership if I had hopes of it being a deal changer but I know better.

You would probably get access to better girls on dating apps in most other countries than what you get in Thailand. I mean for example better MILFs with ok MILF bodies and not MILFs with only mommy bodies. The major difference is of course that in Thailand you can safely proposition the girls for paid sex while you may not be able to do that in many countries.

I would be ashamed to show the TF line-up to my acquaintances and (girl)friends in Brazil. They would say "what?".

[Banana Boi]

Got to be careful with Addicts and TFMI. I only spent a very short time on there (less than a handful of posts) and I could smell the White Knights everywhere. They come to the rescue of certain girls because they have some sort relationship with them, beyond hooker and John.

My exact opinion of addicts. White Knights all over the place and guys who post to build brownie points with a girl or a bar. I met some Addicts guys totally by accident as a friend invited me to dinner. I knew they were board guys but they denied it all like it was some big secret. Figured out they were on Addicts by reading a few posts of big posters with the exact same opinions and wording of those opinions as I heard over dinner. What a bunch of old misfits.

[Crocodilexp]

Ok, I give up. What's the difference between TF (ThaiFriendly) and TFMI??

TFMI is for mongering. It contains links to TF profiles (possibly multiple) of confirmed freelancers, based on session reports from mongers on the relevant Pattaya forum (members only).

TF is just a plain old dating site, and filtering out freelancers is tedious and hit and miss (even in Pattaya sometimes). TFMI makes finding freelancers on TF 10 times easier and more efficient.

[Goferring]

Ok, I give up. What's the difference between TF (ThaiFriendly) and TFMI??

[MonkeyPaw]

On my daily round through Buakhao area the other day, saw some serious make overs are going on. Who would want to paint the new Gogo bar in LK (formerly Ninja), white as white can be? This is what I am talking about when it comes to making poor ass decisions in the bar business. All it takes is a quick look at the 3 other bars that have the white signage or paint, and you will eventually see what your own club will look like after the rainy season. Geez. The first good that did happen on my walk, was that a quick stop into Tesco Lotus, revealed 200 grams of cheese slices for 59 baht. Anybody who lives in Thailand knows cheese is expensive as fuck here. And yeah, that's right, Monkeypaw was the one who took all, but the one package left behind. These go quick and only come in stock once every month at Tesco. No shame in my game in taking most of it. There is always the other 100 grams 6 slice packs for 65 baht. The other good thing that happened, on the way back from the market, the Paw ran into probably, the only waitress in all the LK Metro and WS GoGo bars (wait there is another one when Sensations was open), that makes it 2, that I would pump my dick into. We had little to no rapport before this meet. She was my waitress a few times, got a smile, a drink order, and my bill and change. That's all. But I bet that ass may be recognizable to some who regularly frequent the GoGo bars. Quick negotiation and it was back to my room for a wham, bam, thank you m'am session for 1000 baht. Yes! There is a GOD, because this one was a real screamer. I think all they Angels in Heaven heard and were calling my name to quiet her down. By the way does anybody know Spanish?

https://voca.ro/18X3zcfNXmWY

Do you use premium subscription. I can't seem to figure out the TF. I press the lightening bolt and use it like tinder. But I can't seem to send likes to people who already liked unless I have premium membership. I can send chat message to few folks with out premium. But after a message, it shows a countdown timer.

Sorry it took awhile for me to answer, but Monkeypaw has been busy with massages, movies, getting blow jobs, and getting laid. "No," I do not use the Premium Subscription for ThaiFriendly. With me, most of my fucks have came off TF on this long ass, way over one year, vacation in Pattaya. Monkeypaw doesn't have no where to be, no job, no home, no significant other, so I am right where I belong. But all of the girls I get off of TF, I reach out first to. It doesn't come from their LIKES or VIEWS. I've learned to hack the app in order to get my search parameters to exactly what I want without having to pay for anything. For others who don't know the secret, a girl's height and weight are off limits in an adjusted search and require an upgrade. So yeah, then there are more chances of the "undesirables. " You get them all shapes and sizes, but I am pretty picky. Even as a Standard Member, I am still able set my search parameters to Girls, 29 and under, with 50 kg being the max weight. I've also figured how to send messages to Premium Only or Popular girls and break the one message every 10 minutes thing (which is countdown timer you see and the limit for other Standard Members). You have to wait until the 10 minutes are up before you can send another message. I don't. And keep in mind, I also just have an unpaid Standard Only membership. For now, you just have to have faith that Monkeypaw is just cool like that. Do I want to share my secret on how it's done? Not really. Monkeypaw always leaves the best for myself and silence is oh so golden at times. How uncool of me!

This is my first time hearing of this. I have been an Addict since 2012 and have the card. Unfortunately, I do not read the site and have 0 posts there. You need to be a member at least 6 months and have at least 50 quality posts in order to use TFMI. From the part that I could see it is a nice site and I see several chicks that I have dealt that have been rated and reviewed.

Got to be careful with Addicts and TFMI. I only spent a very short time on there (less than a handful of posts) and I could smell the White Knights everywhere. They come to the rescue of certain girls because they have some sort relationship with them, beyond hooker and John. Some of those dudes that are trying to get good in or freebies with the girls, flip out at pictures and reviews on a mongering site. Go figure. Managers and owners of bars posing as members, while self promoting their places and girls. Those who require reports or reviews on girls are mainly the newbies. That site knows that, and eats them up for breakfast, lunch, and dinner with snacks in between. My logic is if you like the girl and have confidence in your own game or hustle, then take the leap of faith yourself. The truth is that there are at least two sides to every story or review. So why would anybody let another monger, or two, or three, deter them from fucking a girl they are attracted to?

Every girl is game in Pattaya, just like in real life. And with TFMI, it is really easy to dox out somebody. I've taken brief look at TFMI and I can tell you, some of those TF profiles on there aren't real. I see post ops, that don't have the correct tags and yet they have been reviewed as a being girls. I can spot out TF accounts used to dox out the guys. How easy it is to set up fake account, hide from the main site, and promote it on TFMI just to find out who is who? All it takes is a click on the profile and your own profile is in the "VIEWED YOU" tracking. Trails are easily set up by giving or posting a link or a profile, somewhere else and all it takes is one click of curiosity. To link back to TMIF. They will now the person behind the handle. I've been here in Pattaya for 15 months now, if I see a profile on TFMI, but not on TF, especially a new one, then there are suspicions. Of course, the TFMI links back to Addicts, and this conversation can loop itself back to my first sentence above. The games people play. I don't think so, Homey don't play that.

[Banana Boi]

Bill, happy to hear you were proactive. Too bad things didn't work out. You even took it one step further. Girls really appreciate guys doing little things like that. I wrote what I did because some guys on here appear to not have the know how to actually ask a girl out if the girl isn't physically in a bar.

[Bill Miami]

If I suspected they were bar girls and working I would ask them where they work. They may work at a bar that is not obviously open or off the beaten path. Better yet, if you think the girls are super nice looking just ask them out. Worse that could happen is for them to reject you.

Seriously, I did a lot more than that. Since I had to wait about 1/2 hour to get my hair cut, I went out and bought everybody in the shop which was 3 girls and 2 hair stylists frozen fruit drinks like mango, watermelon and coconut. I wanted to make sure the girls knew I was serious and had money. Of course I tried to start talking to them, but only one of them spoke good enough English to hold a conversation and she had to be getting her haircut in the seat furthest from where I was. After she finished, she waited for her friend to get done and sat down next to me in the waiting seats. While she was taking a seemingly endless number of pictures of herself with her new haircut I started talking to her. She was friendly but would not give up any info about bars or where she worked. So, I changed directions and asked her for her phone number. She then said something I had not heard before and I thought it was funny. She asked me "what am I going to do to her. " and "I told her a lot", and she laughed. But, in the end, no bar names and no phone numbers, shit. I did make friends with the hair stylists though, so the afternoon was not a total loss.

[Banana Boi]

I got my haircut on Soi Buakhao the other day and there were three super nice looking bar girls in the salon getting their hair cut, which got me thinking. Where are they getting the money from to pay for this? I said to myself, I know there have to be bars open, so my suspicion was correct.

If I suspected they were bar girls and working I would ask them where they work. They may work at a bar that is not obviously open or off the beaten path. Better yet, if you think the girls are super nice looking just ask them out. Worse that could happen is for them to reject you.

Seems like guys are coming to Thailand to look for a girlfriend? It was the last thing on my mind when I was coming to Thailand as a tourist. If you want a girlfriend meet one where you live or at least closer than a 20 hour flight. If you want a variety of girls then go to Thailand, Jakarta, Germany, Brazil, Medellin, etc.