Nairobi

[XXL]

It surfaced that Black Diamond's management had been starting to require from girls that they should henceforth buy 2 drinks and no longer come and sit for free. According to some girls that was why girls were now skipping the place.

If you consider girls have been what has attracted customers this seems like a dumb policy. But there's another way to look at it, namely that the management could be doing this on purpose because they want to transition from a nightspot to a normal venue like a restaurant.

[Naked Gunz]

One photo model, one flight attendant, ... Come on, you are being too modest here. I'm sure in that one week you had time to fuck one member of parliament and a couple of TV hosts as well.

OMG XXL! Wow, I am so, so sorry your not having (or didn't have) a good time, I truly am, particularly for a seasoned monger as your posts reflect. As Neddy has stated, things are changing. I'm in town, I have not been here for two years, and change is in the air. They even changed the 1000 Kenya shilling note. The money I brought here from previous trips is no good anymore.

Can I share my observations, your posts are painful to read, and your taking frustrations out on a bro that had a good time. I can see your mistakes a mile away. Perhaps your an older gent kinda stuck in your ways from your youth?

1st. Nobody sells pussy from the street except crackheads, even in this third world country. We are in the internet age. Tinder, Badoo, Blender, Afro, and on and on, have hundreds of women on the sites selling their souls. In particular these Kenyan women are getting professional grade posed photos with excellent make-up, lighting, clothing, to get themselves in the best possible position to attract attention. Love or money, whichever approaches first will get them in your bed. I am going to post about my first night later, but my phone is literally on fire from only Tinder gold and Blender with over 200 contacts from women. I am weeding out the fatties, oldies, uglies, etc. A Tinder profile with few words, attractive woman with sexy pic, that is only a few kilometers away is the keeper. Reach out, ask her what she really wants, and work out the price and logistics. Logistics is a whole different animal to overcome here to get the chic in your bed from wherever she is. You don't know the town, so that is a handicap. This is not Pattaya where the action is centralized. This is not Germany, where the the FKK has the pussy on a platter for you.

2nd. As Neddy has stated, and John has posted, that the clubs are closing for one reason or another. CBD is gone. Even the popular spots for Kenyans and non-pros are going away. There was a shooting in the very popular be Club, and the place is closed. An MP shot the DJ. He survived, but the MP got NO charges! I read someplace they they are trying to clean up the image. Maybe to improve business, who knows. The real pussy is in the private homes on the down low. Places we won't know about. You paid 300 bucks (Dubai price where you can get a stunner!) in Kenya!

3rd. You got to be in shape to knock them down. Dress nice, don't make the chic look like a complete WG when she is with you, make them not be embarrassed to fuck you. Its a small town even though it does not seem so. Word spreads. You don't know the town, and that's a handicap. Nairobi is the big city, if you want it easy, go to Mombasa. Even Nairobi people talk shit about their lazy Mombasa countrymen. You can easier cheaper shags there. People in Nai hustle, and won't sit still for bullshit.

4th. I think I just replied to you to take a taxi to Liedos to fuck strippers for 3 k. I certainly plan on doing just that, but you complain that no such places exists. Maybe I reached out to you too late, and sorry you did not get my post in time. All those places are tucked away in the River Road. Area. As a vet monger did you not RTFF? Does a vet also need to be spoon fed information?

5th. The problem I think is you. You act like because your mzungu, the women are supposed to fall to their knee and worship you. You don't seem to have a feel for the pulse of Kenya despite having been to Uganda. I would not say its an apples to apples comparison, because the Kenya shilling is much stronger than the Uganda shilling. Uganda women are coming across the border in search of work as house help in Nairobi, and royally pissing off the Kenyans. I just came from a date with a stunner. Easily a 10 inside and out. I did not fuck her the first night, because she is a hustler that worked about 18 hours doing makeup for other women, but took the time to see me. I will be fucking her hard before I go. My attitude is that as an older man, I enjoyed the company of a fine ass women that's 30 years my junior that wants to be with me. That won't happen in the US for my old ass.

I can go on much longer, but my first trip was a disaster too in 2005, and I did not come back for 7 years. I did, however, come back, and learned how to work the system in my favor. I suggest you RTFF, and come back again to see what works for you, if you desire black pussy, because I did have that bubble butt you crave just last night hours after my arrival on Fri. My buddy arrives Thur. And the orgy will go down!

Good luck in your travels here next time X, and don't give up.

[Neddy69]

One photo model, one flight attendant, ... Come on, you are being too modest here. I'm sure in that one week you had time to fuck one member of parliament and a couple of TV hosts as well.

First off since we must compare apple with apple, my recommendation if you have to choose between Kampala and Nairobi as a mongering destination, go for Kampala.

I even find it difficult to say Kampala had by far the better girls on the game since I never saw as little action in an African city as I saw in this ten-day stay in Nairobi. The sample of working girls I got in Nairobi was not sufficient to make a reliable comparison as to girls' quality. Nairobi had no SWs, Kampala had some, not a lot but some. Nairobi had only one club specialising in girls for expats and that was Black Diamond's. Black Diamond had no dance floor to speak of, it had barely a handful of girls at midnight, not a single stunner on most days. On the last Saturday I was at Diamond's tables had been placed on the small dance floor to accommodate a PC birthday party. Not a big loss since the few girls at Diamonds never use the puny dance floor. The rain was blamed on certain days, the early hour on others. Midnight would be too early, two thirty am would be ok. Then what did long time with a girl mean? From 4 am to 10 am? Maybe those girls are clever, they come to the expat club after having had sex with their boyfriends, so that they can doze alongside the drunk and exhausted muzungu until 10 am in his hotel. Just trying to understand what's going on here. I've known since decades that nightlife in Africa always started late but this wasn't late, this was later and later trending to never.

Then you had restaurant-like places like K1 and Brew Bistro where a few girls embedded in a thick crowd of men (locals and expats) were eating, drinking and sometimes making a few dance moves. The male to female ratio was horrendous, was it 6 to 1, or 10 to 1, or more? It was all very well to says those ridiculously outnumbered girls were all to be had by the asking muzungu, sheer physical access to them was not even possible.

I saw no place in Nairobi like Kampala's Capitol Pub where you can find 20+ working girls on most days after midnight with few men around. No place like Kampala's Bubbles where you could see quite a few 8's or 9's shaking their butts on Thursdays or Fridays. From what I saw Nairobi had no mongering nightlife to compare it with Kampala's. I didn't see anything I could call a nightlife for mongers.

Where were the bubble asses, where the curvy gazelles? Come on guys, tell me, I am not trying to score points against anyone, but there must be reasons to travel to such a place and endure the boredom and abysmal infrastructure beyond just getting laid with any odd average girl for cheap. Getting a girl all night for 5 or 10 dollars? I'm not interested, SHOW ME THE GIRL. Very often we are not talking about the same thing when discussing prices. We are, in fact, talking at cross purposes. I don't imply that my tastes are superior, just that getting laid per se is not what I'm after. I need some quality with respect to my figure specs and with respect to what I can have elsewhere eg Thailand or Germany. SHOW ME THE GIRL. I am not rich but but I'm prepared to pay 500 USD a night for a porn star even in Africa. No interest whatsoever in paying 5 dollars or 10 dollars a night for a "nice girl".

This is not to say Kampala struck me as a monger's dream come true, far from it, it was anticlimatic like all African venues these days. But Nairobi was much worse.

Have I lost my grip on mongering? Getting too old and that kind of things, . Yeah, maybe. Maybe I am just a cranky old man longing for the good old days.

Pattaya going down alright, yeah, going down but not going down anywhere so quickly and with such a bang as these African venues if you ask me.

Times are over. Florida 2 k, Simmers closed down. Internet has been a big game changer. Chicas hang out at Tinder Badoo Tagged. Why? No need to hang out late night. Consider transport costs rising. The chic has to consider going home empty handed. Its business. Expenses for chics like transport drinks bites into budget. Plus changing markets. Joints closing down everywhere. Razed to the ground. I am in Entebbe now. Expats told me 5 years ago the joints were bustling. Now? All left a couple of expired hookers in 4 turkeys. Saturday dead as a dodo. You have to adjust. Chicas are everywhere. But nightlife is going down everywhere. That's a fact. Florida Madhouse. Tembo. Tempos passados. RIP.

Sir Neddy.

[XXL]

Last week I was in Nairobi and it was pretty nice experience. Here is the filed report:

....

I met a photo model, a flight attendant, and office girl and a sexy student. All of them between 21 and 24 years old. Young, fresh, sexy, naughty and really enjoying my company....

One photo model, one flight attendant, ... Come on, you are being too modest here. I'm sure in that one week you had time to fuck one member of parliament and a couple of TV hosts as well.

First off since we must compare apple with apple, my recommendation if you have to choose between Kampala and Nairobi as a mongering destination, go for Kampala.

I even find it difficult to say Kampala had by far the better girls on the game since I never saw as little action in an African city as I saw in this ten-day stay in Nairobi. The sample of working girls I got in Nairobi was not sufficient to make a reliable comparison as to girls' quality. Nairobi had no SWs, Kampala had some, not a lot but some. Nairobi had only one club specialising in girls for expats and that was Black Diamond's. Black Diamond had no dance floor to speak of, it had barely a handful of girls at midnight, not a single stunner on most days. On the last Saturday I was at Diamond's tables had been placed on the small dance floor to accommodate a PC birthday party. Not a big loss since the few girls at Diamonds never use the puny dance floor. The rain was blamed on certain days, the early hour on others. Midnight would be too early, two thirty am would be ok. Then what did long time with a girl mean? From 4 am to 10 am? Maybe those girls are clever, they come to the expat club after having had sex with their boyfriends, so that they can doze alongside the drunk and exhausted muzungu until 10 am in his hotel. Just trying to understand what's going on here. I've known since decades that nightlife in Africa always started late but this wasn't late, this was later and later trending to never.

Then you had restaurant-like places like K1 and Brew Bistro where a few girls embedded in a thick crowd of men (locals and expats) were eating, drinking and sometimes making a few dance moves. The male to female ratio was horrendous, was it 6 to 1, or 10 to 1, or more? It was all very well to says those ridiculously outnumbered girls were all to be had by the asking muzungu, sheer physical access to them was not even possible.

I saw no place in Nairobi like Kampala's Capitol Pub where you can find 20+ working girls on most days after midnight with few men around. No place like Kampala's Bubbles where you could see quite a few 8's or 9's shaking their butts on Thursdays or Fridays. From what I saw Nairobi had no mongering nightlife to compare it with Kampala's. I didn't see anything I could call a nightlife for mongers.

Where were the bubble asses, where the curvy gazelles? Come on guys, tell me, I am not trying to score points against anyone, but there must be reasons to travel to such a place and endure the boredom and abysmal infrastructure beyond just getting laid with any odd average girl for cheap. Getting a girl all night for 5 or 10 dollars? I'm not interested, SHOW ME THE GIRL. Very often we are not talking about the same thing when discussing prices. We are, in fact, talking at cross purposes. I don't imply that my tastes are superior, just that getting laid per se is not what I'm after. I need some quality with respect to my figure specs and with respect to what I can have elsewhere eg Thailand or Germany. SHOW ME THE GIRL. I am not rich but but I'm prepared to pay 500 USD a night for a porn star even in Africa. No interest whatsoever in paying 5 dollars or 10 dollars a night for a "nice girl".

This is not to say Kampala struck me as a monger's dream come true, far from it, it was anticlimatic like all African venues these days. But Nairobi was much worse.

Have I lost my grip on mongering? Getting too old and that kind of things, . Yeah, maybe. Maybe I am just a cranky old man longing for the good old days.

Pattaya going down alright, yeah, going down but not going down anywhere so quickly and with such a bang as these African venues if you ask me.

[PimpGreen]

I stayed at Pride Inn a few years ago, and I'm pretty sure it's a Muslim hotel. No booze served there back then, but they said they will allow in the future. You would not know that to look at the place, but yeah, it is girl friendly, and amazingly average place. I don't recall a fridge or microwave, both are essentials. I would not stay there again.

Stayed a few days at La Maison Royal and at PrideInn Westlands. Both girlfriendly with double occupancy.

La Maison (65 euros) better than PrideInn (75 euros) by far.

La Maison had an elevator and its breakfast was more than ok. It advertised check-out at 1 pm on Agoda but kicked me out by 12.

PrideInn advertised check-out by 11 on Agoda but wanted me out by 10. Many types of stale bread at breakfast, omelette station not manned. Evidence of sloppy management everywhere. No one to help me carry my suitcase when left. Was it because I complained about check-out time?

Both hotels wake you up between 11:30 and 12:30 to clean your room. If you don't let them do it then, too bad. No cleaning today. I'd have thought cleaning staff cost nothing in Africa. For these operators nothing is still too much.

Pain in the neck to post on this forum these days.

Hotels are a waste of times these days, better option now is Airbnb's.

[Onojdi]

Last week I was in Nairobi and it was pretty nice experience. Here is the filed report:

- It was my first time in Africa, so everything was new for me which made it even more memorable experience. I booked a really sexy apartment with a nice decorated living room, a big naughty sofa that I used several times as a playground with the girls, TV, sound system, etc.

- The girls in Kenya were really good. In every meaning. Great bodies, beautiful faces, horny all the time and willing to meet the mzungu. With or without small financial compensation. And there are many girls, I mean there is a huge choice of freelancing girls that will not you leave alone for a long time. I met a photo model, a flight attendant, and office girl and a sexy student. All of them between 21 and 24 years old. Young, fresh, sexy, naughty and really enjoying my company. It was like in heaven. With some of them I spend one night, with others few nights. And during that time my phone was on fire. Tons of other black angels were writing asking me for a meeting. Some of them have never been with a mzungu and wanted to try. It was quite ridiculous how I ignored and did not answer to such an attractive or / and naughty girls but at one point you realise that you can't fuck half of Nairobi for one week.

- There is a lot of places that you can spend your day in Nairobi. Malls, modern coffee shops, tourist attractions, interesting local places. Overall it's not like the boring Kampala where I spend the next week. Nice city, I recommend it.

- I am reading your 65/75/90 USD prices that some of you have paid for a boring hotel rooms and honestly can understand why you dont use modern ways of choosing an acomodation. I paid $35 for my airbnb and it was like the presidential apartment compared to the rooms of the quoted hotels. And in the same time some of you are bargaining with the girls for $5-10 more... Don`t get it.

Overall I had great time in Nairobi and probably will come back one day to combine the usual tourist things that you can do in Kenya plus enjoying this black angels that can make you mad with there skills and attitude. And this time will visit Mombasa also.

[Naked Gunz]

Stayed a few days at La Maison Royal and at PrideInn Westlands. Both girlfriendly with double occupancy.La Maison (65 euros) better than PrideInn (75 euros) by far.La Maison had an elevator and its breakfast was more than ok. It advertised check-out at 1 pm on Agoda but kicked me out by 12.PrideInn advertised check-out by 11 on Agoda but wanted me out by 10. Many types of stale bread at breakfast, omelette station not manned. Evidence of sloppy management everywhere. No one to help me carry my suitcase when left. Was it because I complained about check-out time?Both hotels wake you up between 11:30 and 12:30 to clean your room. If you don't let them do it then, too bad. No cleaning today. I'd have thought cleaning staff cost nothing in Africa. For these operators nothing is still too much.Pain in the neck to post on this forum these days.

I stayed at Pride Inn a few years ago, and I'm pretty sure it's a Muslim hotel. No booze served there back then, but they said they will allow in the future. You would not know that to look at the place, but yeah, it is girl friendly, and amazingly average place. I don't recall a fridge or microwave, both are essentials. I would not stay there again.

[XXL]

Stayed a few days at La Maison Royal and at PrideInn Westlands. Both girlfriendly with double occupancy.

La Maison (65 euros) better than PrideInn (75 euros) by far.

La Maison had an elevator and its breakfast was more than ok. It advertised check-out at 1 pm on Agoda but kicked me out by 12.

PrideInn advertised check-out by 11 on Agoda but wanted me out by 10. Many types of stale bread at breakfast, omelette station not manned. Evidence of sloppy management everywhere. No one to help me carry my suitcase when left. Was it because I complained about check-out time?

Both hotels wake you up between 11:30 and 12:30 to clean your room. If you don't let them do it then, too bad. No cleaning today. I'd have thought cleaning staff cost nothing in Africa. For these operators nothing is still too much.

Pain in the neck to post on this forum these days.

[Triple Darknes]

In nairobi now staying in westlands who would like to meet for a drink.

I'm in town.

I'll shoot you a pm.

[Pcdilwj]

In Nairobi now staying in westlands who would like to meet for a drink.

[Triple Darknes]

Hi Trip, did Diamond improve after I left? No more than 15 girls or so at midnight, poor harvest for a Saturday night. That non black girl was for men who are into big tits. I don't think her lower body was on a par with her melons. Her companion would have been more to my taste but she made the impression of being sad and bad tempered.

I was out of there about 15 minutes after you left. The rain really started pouring That's what I think kept the crowds away.

Trip.

[Triple Darknes]

Thanks for the lead, can't PM as a reg member unfortunately.

If you walk around the center of upscale mongering in Nairobi Near the Havana Bar you'll see MP sings all over the place, There's like 5 or six places on that Block.

Trip.

[MattBr]

Check diamond plaza 5th floor. Take lift from skywalk side.

PM me for more details please.

Thanks for the lead, can't PM as a reg member unfortunately.

[PimpGreen]

Hi all,

Came to Nairobi looking for plentiful supply of jumbo-sized, shapely booty. Tried the escort route back home in Europe but they generally skew towards the slimmer figure. Hard to find the real mega ones there.

SayJambo.

I have to commend you also on a great report, I'm off to Mombasa in a few days but it looks like I'll have to make a sharp detour to Nairobi.

[Mombie75]

SayJambo.

Great report, tinder and badoo are the easiest way to go these days in Nai. Also you can straight off tell them what you want and will pay. If they want that 4 k they will come meet. 4 k is good money for a couple of hours work, I never pay more than that.