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03-04-22 05:46 #42
Posts: 114Question
New body elite address please and website if they have one thanks.
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01-15-22 14:46 #41
Posts: 263Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy [View Original Post]
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01-14-22 19:42 #40
Posts: 74Thursday morning action 10-11 AM. My trip had bait and switch escorts who were showing up late so I thought massage parlors would be more reliable for my last shot before I had to check out of my hotel.
New Body near Ticuan (NOT New Body Elite near costco): the host speaks good English. 3 chicas on site, beauty is subjective but 0/3 were attractive enough for me to pay for.
Masaje Baby Blue: After striking out at new body, tried this place. Host speaks ok English. 0 girls on site, he said he could call someone in. I went next.
Mermaids: Next to tropical in zona norte. Host speaks good English. 2 girls on site. 1 was ok but went to Hong Kong instead where there were was an abundance of beautiful women.
I'll try afternoons or weekends next trip (or hope someone else will).
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01-07-22 16:34 #39
Posts: 29New Body Elite attraction
On my last trip, I arrived in Tijuana prior to my check-in and the hotel was pretty firm on not allowing me to check in early. I decided to spend 1. 5 hours at a restaurant and 2 hours at New Body Elite. I had a good time but I agree with all the others that stated the jacuzzi room isn't worth the additional cost. I think the shorter sessions would be better in the future. It was cool to have different girls for the different activities but the massage was just ok. The girl I picked spoke perfect English to my surprise, I wonder what percentage of girls speak English. We really had a good vibe (at least she made me believe we did) I thought it was cool that they came out in a lineup and allowed you to choose also, some AMP's I've been to only offer 1-2 girls based on availability but their day shift team had about 6 girls. I'd repeat in a similar scenario if I need to kill some time but otherwise, I'm just not sure it makes sense for me.
I am however on the hunt for a decent massage. I'm going to try the place across from Ticuan next, I think it's called Secrets, anyone have any recent info please share.
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12-28-21 05:50 #38
Posts: 432Originally Posted by HellBoyX [View Original Post]
I had a good time there, a great massage, and the gal I picked was head to toe just. Perfect.
But mechanical. Zero sensual extras whatsoever.
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10-25-21 01:59 #37
Posts: 21Yes
Originally Posted by SpeedToys [View Original Post]
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10-21-21 10:31 #36
Posts: 432Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy [View Original Post]
Can you do all but the tipping on a CC?
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09-27-21 18:43 #35
Posts: 21A fellow New Body Elite Fan
Good day to you all gents. I am a Sr. On the USA version of this site. But I wanted to contribute a bit before I ask any questions. Hopefully this helps a bit. As a disclaimer, this report is dated, but is in line with recent reports as well. New Body Elite is a very high end men spa that allows us to fulfill all of our fantasies. Not sure if you all do AMP's elsewhere. But something I always notice is that people really value a girl that can give a good massage and a happy ending. It is rare sometimes but when found they are usually an ATF. I think that's the lure here to New Body, because you do get a good.
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08-21-21 23:00 #34
Posts: 558Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy [View Original Post]
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08-21-21 17:08 #33
Posts: 74Originally Posted by KoolBeans [View Original Post]
FYI it's not two hours with the girl you pick, it's one hour with an unattractive but professional MP then one hour with the SW of your choosing. There was a lineup of six chicas on a Wednesday morning and would have been happy with 5/6 of them, about the ratio you'd expect at that price point. Re: MSOG she indicated she "doesn't do this with everybody but I just make her so horny" which is obvious bullshit but excites me sexually. Just asking her about MSOG or other preferences before choosing the amount of time. 100% agreed that there are better options for your dollar value but it was my favorite session during my vacation and I'll probably repeat once per trip.
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08-21-21 08:18 #32
Posts: 558Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy [View Original Post]
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08-19-21 16:54 #31
Posts: 74Trip report for New Body Elite
First time trying this.
- Pros
+Relatively upscale (For TJ) location, it could have been an MP in any US city
+The massage is actually great and therapeutic, she really got in there with her elbows (though the masseuse was not what anyone would consider attractive)
+The SW I chose by luck was fluent in English, literally the only service provider I met during my trip with this distinction
+The SW I luckily chose was also the most hardened hustler I've ever had the pleasure of having a session with. I know you guys use hardened like a dirty word but it makes me tumescent when a woman tells me lies I want to hear and they really know how to work the D
- Cons
-Pricey. $260 for 1h massage + 1h sex + jacuzzi upgrade. I would say get shorter time for massage, consider if you're MSOG for the sex time, and don't bother upgrading to jacuzzi, it was too hot and didn't add much IMO
-Location, not really walkable but it's just a $3 uber from norte/revolution
Overall I enjoyed myself and I'm expecting to repeat exactly once per trip, the opportunity cost is fairly high.
- Pros
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08-16-21 22:00 #30
Posts: 583+1
Originally Posted by Phordphan [View Original Post]
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08-16-21 20:41 #29
Posts: 1283Originally Posted by SmallWeinerGuy [View Original Post]
One other variable I haven't mentioned: the line up. I've gone when they've had as many as 10 to choose from and as few as 2. I've always found the one right for me. But I'll be honest, the one visit where I only had a choice from two, well, there was only one viable option. The other girl was probably a 5 and not someone I would have paid for. But generally speaking, I've found 2 or 3 that were very attractive each visit. Lots of 7's and a few 8's. I'm not sure why but the value for me has always been with the connection. Personality-wise, I've found every girl I've been with very enjoyable company.
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08-15-21 15:25 #28
Posts: 74Are these places (New Body elite, any others worth maybe checking out?) MSOG? I think 200+ for a massage and an actual hour of sex might be ok once per trip assuming the experience is nice and relaxing but if it's only one pop then it seems probably not worth.