Cozumel

[Lion Killer]

The only place to find lesser costing pussy in Cozumel is the Salsa club. Its only open during the day time and usually closes around 6:00 PM when the cruise ship leaves. Its South of down town, not the Northern cruise ship location.

There are mainly 4's - 5's & 6's there but I have found some 7's. They will all ask $80.00 - $100.00 but you can negotiate down to $50.00 - $60.00. You have to also add in the cost of the room $20.00, $2.00 for the condom, towel boy, ect.

Hope this helps.

LK

[Matthewt]

One of the biggest mistakes to make is to compare Cozumel to Tijuana. At one of the best clubs in Tijuana--- Adelita Bar--- you can get 8's and 9's for $60 for the half hour (plus $12 room charge). That also goes for the 4's and 5's and 6's ect. So on a recent trip to Cozumel after some of the best scuba diving in the world I went out to look for girls. My first recommendation from the cab driver was the Green House. I saw a cute girl standing outside and proceeding inside to buy her a drink and talk price. Once you walk past the cigar set up in the front there is a bar (very small) on the left hand side and a room (about 6 tables or so) with some very so so girls. (on a Adelita scale-- 3/4/5) So I sit at the bar and the bartender says that the drink for the girl is either $10 or $20. So trying not to appear cheap I say get her the $10 drink in a I don't care attitude. Well this girl tells me she is a great massage lady and for $130 I can have the whole package. You have to understand I rate this girl may be a 5 on an Adelita scale. Being this is the first place I have been so far I ended up passing on her offer after trying very hard to talk her down. I just could not bring myself to pay $130 for something that I can get for $40 on the streets of Tijuana. So off I go in my adventure to find girls at a good price.

[Lion Killer]

I wish I could help you, but I have never even heard of the California Night Club in Cozumel, sorry.

LK

[Thenicestguy]

I am wondering if anyone is going to Cozumel soon or is there already and can give me the phone number to California Night Club? I've looked ALL over the place. I've had many fun nights there and I have a friend that works the door there. Sadly, I've lost his phone number and cannot get in touch with him. This is the only place I can think of to try calling to get him on the phone. I'm heading down there in a few weeks and wanted to make some plans (both mongering and non-mongering).

Can anyone help? I've tried Google for over 3 hours today and have not been able to find the phone number.

Any help from ya'll would be very appreciated.

If I'm in error posting this here, my sincere apologies.

Cheers,

TNG

[Lion Killer]

I hope you found what you were looking for. As I said if you did not then buzz me and I will help. Its great you read the forum, that's why we post here. Let us know what you found if you did go to Cozumel.

LK

[Irishmale]

I didn't get back here for awhile but took your advice Lion Killer. First, thanks for not flaming me. I have visited other forums and should know as a newbie to this forum that I should RTFF. I did find some useful information so I cannot ***** about anything.

I tell you what, go back to January 1, 2007, read every report from then till now. If after that you still do not find out the information your requesting then resend your request.

LK

[Lion Killer]

I tell you what, go back to January 1, 2007, read every report from then till now. If after that you still do not find out the information your requesting then resend your request.

LK

[Irishmale]

I will be visiting Cozumel later in the year from the US. Any recommendations for spots near the port or on the way in to town?

Thanks

[WCP]

I spent a Friday night in Cozumel and this is the info I gathered.
There is one club on the main road running along the coast just south of the International Peir. It is called Bar & Co, cab driver may call it Barco. This was my first stop. When you pull up there are stairs outside to your right, head up the stairs and you will be greated by at least a doorman and possibly some girls. Cover was $5 US. When you walk in it's not much, one room about 10 meters by 10 meters with a small stage in one corner and a short bar in another. There was about 10 small tables. When I showed up there was about 10 girls, most not much to look at ranging from 3-6's. There was one cute little thing that caught my eye though, initially I thought a 7 but when she took her clothes of she became an 8. Drinks - water for me $2 US and ladies drinks are $20 US (I think?). After a little small tallk I took the lady up stairs for full service. Cost total $ 1300 Peso, 1000 for the lady and 300 for the room. Once at the room the lady that cleans the rooms wants a tip, 20 Peso to make her go away. The rooms where clean and quite, typical shower/bath setup.

Next stop was Black & White to find out it closes at 10 PM, it was 10:30 when I showed up, so off to Platinos. Platinos, Paradise, California and Salsa are all in the same area south of town and inland a little, close to Bar & Co just inland. Salsa closes at 6 PM, Paradise is mainly locals and I was told by the cabie that Platinos had better girls than California. Platinos has not changed much sense I was there about 3 years ago. There were about 20 girls mostly Mexican, at least two non Mexican I am guessing European. There were about 4 girls that I thouht were very attractive, two of them were the non Mexicans, and several 6-7's and seveal in the 4-5 range. I sat and watched for awhile. My water was 50 Peso, ladies drinks 200 Peso and a special dance as they called it was 200 Peso. For full service they wanted a total of 2000 Peso for one hour on site. I made my selection, it was not one of the 4 top girls. I was looking for a skill not a look this time. I wanted a BJ so I selected an older lady that I felt had the skill I was in search of and I must say I made a good selection. Older women just seem to do better in this category. It cost me $500 Peso for the room and $1000 Peso for the lady, pay the lady not the waiter and then you can negotiate. The house fee for the room is set at 500 so any negotiation is off the girls fees. This time the waiter wanted a security fee of $50 Peso. The room was dark and not as clean as at Bar &Co. with the typical bath and shower setup.

I did not make it to Green House but from recent posts it seems to have not changed.

I was told by two taxi drivers that Carabien Queen is closed, closed shortly befor Willma hit last year.

[Martin0505]

Trippstadt,

In retrospect, I think you're right about our reports being similar. Overall, I found the quality lacking at the Green House except for Monica. In a group of 4's, she was hitting the 8+. But that made all the difference.

By the way, regarding the cost, Monica told me Green House was open M-Sat, from 10 am to 10 pm, and that they were busiest from Wed - Fri, when the cruise ships were in. So, if I was curious, I'd probably check it out on M-T-or Sat, around when they open. Maybe then the cost would go down.

Martin

[Trippster]

I had a different experience at the Green House. Unfortunately I didn't have time to visit the other spots listed in this forum, because I was on a cruise and it was late afternoon. For those who need directions, Green House is just a few blocks from the downtown piers, down Calle 2 Norte. As others have mentioned, there's a cigar shop in the front and a bar in the back.

As soon as I entered the bar I was latched onto by an older who'd rate a 2 (maybe), and for a minute I thought she'd never leave me alone. Fortunately I was able to get rid of her, and over the next 30 minutes or so I was approached by 6 women, most of whom were very explicit about what they were selling. I'd rate them at about a 3-4, with one at about a 6. However, there was one woman sitting at a table who easily rated an 8.

I wasn't sure if she was even a worker, despite her willingness to maintain eye contact with me...she just kept sitting. And on top of that she was wearing a plain black sundress, whereas the others were wearing the typical garb. Eventually after about 30 minutes, though, she did and introduced herself as "Monica". It almost seemed as though they were taking turns with new customers, and Monica had to wait until the others had tried their turn. Then again, maybe she just wanted to sit.

Monica spoke fairly good English, and told me she was 28 and had a 10 yr child. Flat abs, petite body (maybe 5' 3", 110 lbs), small tits, EXTREMELY attactive face. She acted very shy, and refused to use the word "sex", instead saying "relations". After some discussion, she gave her rate - $130 for 1 hour, 1 pop only but any remaining time would be for massage. She was clear that I could do "anything" I wanted before I popped. I should also mention that I bought her a beer, and she was very upfront about its costing $20 and that she got a "commission" from the sale. Monica also made very good efforts at trying to keep the conversation going.

I tried to negotiate down, but I think she knew there wasn't any other competition to her in the room. I finally agreed and we went to the back, only to come right back out again because the only room available was the size of a bathroom. Monica said there was a larger room she wanted, but it was occupied. I'm not sure if that was a scam to get more $20 beers out of me or or not, because after it became apparent that I was just going to sit and talk and not buy anything else, she went to check on the room and said it was ready...but no one had left the back area. I guess the customer just vanished.

We went into what was supposed to be the "large" room, but it was the size of a large closet. An older woman came by and sold me a condom for $5, after which Monica undressed and got started. A BJ was the starter, but without very much energy or enthusiasm. While she did that I switched my attention to her shaved pussy. I happen to enjoy DATY, despite the some of the STD risks you take with a prostitute (chlamydia, etc), and apparently she liked it too, since we shifted into 69 and she rode my tongue for at least 10 minutes...actually she was grinding down on it. This time she had very good energy, and she seemed to cum (or at least did a good job of pretending). Monica was very clean, which those of us who like DATY can appreciate.

After 69 we switched to cowgirl, then doggie and finished with mish. The whole time she was very energetic and gave a great GFE. The only negatives were the BJ and the fact that, after about a min or two of the post-sex massage, the old condom woman started yelling something in the hallway, and Monica said we had to stop because someone else needed the room...we were about 35 minutes into the hour. So, in some sense I felt a bit cheated but then again the massage wasn't much to write home about.

To finish up, she gave me a wet wipe and she went to a shower in the hallway. I tipped her $20, so the total was $170, counting the beer. Given the other posts on this forum I realize that's getting pretty expensive, but the bar was getting active, and with her physical attraction I'm sure she knew she'd find someone else to pay the asking rate. In my opinion, however, she was well worth it.

Overall, considering that I didn't get a chance to check any other place out, the Green House was fine but only because Monica was there. If you're downtown and looking for a quick pay-for-play (and don't mind playing with a 4-6) then check it out.

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Actually Martin, your report on the Green House was not so different than mine, but you hadn't spent the night before at Chilly Willys, surrounded by 6's, 7's, and 8's.

[Martin0505]

I had a different experience at the Green House. Unfortunately I didn't have time to visit the other spots listed in this forum, because I was on a cruise and it was late afternoon. For those who need directions, Green House is just a few blocks from the downtown piers, down Calle 2 Norte. As others have mentioned, there's a cigar shop in the front and a bar in the back.

As soon as I entered the bar I was latched onto by an older who'd rate a 2 (maybe), and for a minute I thought she'd never leave me alone. Fortunately I was able to get rid of her, and over the next 30 minutes or so I was approached by 6 women, most of whom were very explicit about what they were selling. I'd rate them at about a 3-4, with one at about a 6. However, there was one woman sitting at a table who easily rated an 8.

I wasn't sure if she was even a worker, despite her willingness to maintain eye contact with me...she just kept sitting. And on top of that she was wearing a plain black sundress, whereas the others were wearing the typical garb. Eventually after about 30 minutes, though, she did and introduced herself as "Monica". It almost seemed as though they were taking turns with new customers, and Monica had to wait until the others had tried their turn. Then again, maybe she just wanted to sit.

Monica spoke fairly good English, and told me she was 28 and had a 10 yr child. Flat abs, petite body (maybe 5' 3", 110 lbs), small tits, EXTREMELY attactive face. She acted very shy, and refused to use the word "sex", instead saying "relations". After some discussion, she gave her rate - $130 for 1 hour, 1 pop only but any remaining time would be for massage. She was clear that I could do "anything" I wanted before I popped. I should also mention that I bought her a beer, and she was very upfront about its costing $20 and that she got a "commission" from the sale. Monica also made very good efforts at trying to keep the conversation going.

I tried to negotiate down, but I think she knew there wasn't any other competition to her in the room. I finally agreed and we went to the back, only to come right back out again because the only room available was the size of a bathroom. Monica said there was a larger room she wanted, but it was occupied. I'm not sure if that was a scam to get more $20 beers out of me or or not, because after it became apparent that I was just going to sit and talk and not buy anything else, she went to check on the room and said it was ready...but no one had left the back area. I guess the customer just vanished.

We went into what was supposed to be the "large" room, but it was the size of a large closet. An older woman came by and sold me a condom for $5, after which Monica undressed and got started. A BJ was the starter, but without very much energy or enthusiasm. While she did that I switched my attention to her shaved pussy. I happen to enjoy DATY, despite the some of the STD risks you take with a prostitute (chlamydia, etc), and apparently she liked it too, since we shifted into 69 and she rode my tongue for at least 10 minutes...actually she was grinding down on it. This time she had very good energy, and she seemed to cum (or at least did a good job of pretending). Monica was very clean, which those of us who like DATY can appreciate.

After 69 we switched to cowgirl, then doggie and finished with mish. The whole time she was very energetic and gave a great GFE. The only negatives were the BJ and the fact that, after about a min or two of the post-sex massage, the old condom woman started yelling something in the hallway, and Monica said we had to stop because someone else needed the room...we were about 35 minutes into the hour. So, in some sense I felt a bit cheated but then again the massage wasn't much to write home about.

To finish up, she gave me a wet wipe and she went to a shower in the hallway. I tipped her $20, so the total was $170, counting the beer. Given the other posts on this forum I realize that's getting pretty expensive, but the bar was getting active, and with her physical attraction I'm sure she knew she'd find someone else to pay the asking rate. In my opinion, however, she was well worth it.

Overall, considering that I didn't get a chance to check any other place out, the Green House was fine but only because Monica was there. If you're downtown and looking for a quick pay-for-play (and don't mind playing with a 4-6) then check it out.

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[Lion Killer]

Nice report dude, thanks. Sorry the Green House was not up to expectations. It normally has at least a few 7's. You can negotiate $80.00 and $20.00 for the room. Never pay anymore than $100.00 total.

To bad you did not have time to hit the Salsa for an afternoon quickie. I have found a few 7's there also for $50.00 and $20.00 for the room.

Nice report, we needed some fresh air here in the Cozumel room. Good job.

LK

[Trippster]

Okay Fellas, just got back from my trip to the Riviera Del Maya, and had a couple of days alone at the beginning of it to punt around a bit (I prefer the term, "punting" to "mongering"). I was not in any places where I could have taken pictures without getting physically attacked, so no pictures accompany this report.

FIRST NIGHT:

Well, my resort was only 15 or 20 mins or so (160 peso taxi ride) from Chilly Willy's, so after checking in and showering, I took a cab there and arrived about 9: 30 or so. This place has changed A LOT in the 6 or 7 years since I've been there. The inside has been re-done completely (apparently as the result of one or more hurricanes), and now resembles a tropical titty bar of a "higher" caliber. Alas, the prices have risen commensurate with the suroundings (more on that later).

Of course, a very friendly Mexican Chica attached herself to me right off the bat, before I'd gotten my "game face" on, and I didn't have the heart to send her away so that I could be free to choose my own. She was pretty, actually, with nice natural breasts, and I was cash rich and horny so I didn't really care if the first one wasn't the cats meow, as long as everything else was in order. We sat for awhile, and of course (first draw), I paid for her pitcher of sugar water ("It is soooooo delicious and refreshing! "). After sitting and cuddling (read, "fondling") awhile, I was ready to go. She wanted $260 (including the room), and that was out of the question, but she wouldn't go lower than $150 for her, and $60 for the room. I believe that I could have gotten her down to $120 for her plus $60 for the room if I'd sent her away, but for $30 bucks, I didn't care to displease her (since I wanted her to be very cooperative once we were alone), and I agreed, thinking that my negotiating skills would improve throughout the night.

Upon paying for the room, we went out back to where the rooms are, and these have not changed any, to the best of my recollection, to when I was last here (spare but clean). Once alone, she was friendly and willing, but everything was covered (no BBJ), and only one pop was on the menu. This was the same with every girl I was with there during this trip. It was satisfying nonetheless.

Later on, I noticed a girl with a beautiful, beautiful ass and nice flat tummy. Unfortunately, like probably 75% of the girls there (and I'd say there was anywhere from 25 to 40 girls there at any one time), she had implants, which I normally don't go for, but the rest of this girl was so excellent that I shed my natural repugnance for fake titties, and took her out back. Same deal cost-wise, and while I expected cheaper prices, this IS the premier titty joint there, so what the heck. This girl showed a bit more passion in bed, but the same rules as before. Still, that beautiful golden ass shook when I came in her from behind, and I felt quite fine nonetheless.

For the next one, I took my time, wanting to find a girl who really did it for me physically, when a dancer took the stage who had a sleek, slim, dancer's body, and sweet natural little titties. Her name was Angel, and she danced in a beautiful and seductive way. Seeing her, I imagined fucking her from behind and looking down at that beautiful little round ass and the elegant curve of her back, which is what I was, in fact, doing around 40 minutes or so after she finished dancing. Before that, however (BTW, cost was the same), I licked and sucked every part of her beautiful body, and ate her pussy until she came. Angel had lived in California for a few years, and spoke very good English also, a big plus. She was only 19, and I very much enjoyed my time with her. I would have stayed for one more girl, but I'd been up since like 4: 00 AM that morning, and needed to get back to the resort to sleep.

NEXT DAY:

The next day I took a taxi to Playa Del Carmen, and a ferry to Cozumel, hoping to check out The Green House. I would have been better off just hanging out by the pool and relaxing. The place had around 15 girls working, the vast majority of whom were in the 2 to 3 range. There were maybe 2 4's (maybe), and only one girl in the entire place who I would even consider getting naked with and plunging little Johnny into. Her name was, if I remember correctly, Nathalia, and she was a solid 5, no more. She was sort of cute and sort of sexy, and if her large breasts were natural, I might even have given her a 7, but not only were they not natural, they were hard as rocks, and I just don't care for that. Still, I came there to get fucked and Nathalia convinced me to not leave without accomplishing my mission.

We had to wait a little while for the "big room" which, when I finally saw it, was barely any larger than my walk-in closet. I am embarrassed to admit that I probably fucked her on a sheet that others had fucked upon since it had last been laundered. The service itself was ChillyWillyIsh, but I did the deed and was reasonably satisfied given that, before I saw Nathalia, I expected to return to the resort (or go to the Caribbean Queen) without getting anything. Considering that I gave her $150 INCLUDING the room, it wasn't anywhere near cheap enough to justify fucking any of those ugly girls in that dirty place. Sorry fellas, but the Green House, and other establishments of similar quality, are simply not for me.

So, I didn't go to the Caribbean Queen, or Salsa, or any other some such place. I just had lunch, and then ferried and taxied back to my resort.

That night, I went to Chilly Willy's with a pocket full of cash. Even the very lowest rated girl at Chilly Willy's would have more than given Nathalia a run for her money. The girls at CW's ranged mostly from 5's to 7's. There were certainly some 8's there also, and I found a single, solid 9. Now, many of you LIKE enhanced breastages, so I must tell you that many of you would rate a lot of these girls a step or two higher than I would.

Of course, I got smarter on this second night. Rather than, just to be nice, sit with a girl for a long time who I knew I didn't want to fuck, I allowed a bunch of them to give me nice private lap dances at $15 a pop (which happens in a seperate, low-lit room set up for precisely this purpose). I gave each girl an additional $5 tip per dance, but $20 to be able to touch her EVERYWHERE for a couple of songs, and have her play with Johnny a bit, didn't seem like a bad deal to me.

I was waiting for Angel for awhile, but she was fully occupied the entire evening. Then, I saw my 9. She was a delicious slip of a girl with a really beautiful face and a spectacular young, natural body. She was Brazilian (of course), and really, she was a solid 9. Her skin was perfect and soft, and her little B breasts were prefectly shaped, firm but not too firm, pointed and jiggly at the same time. I took her for an hour and let myself go with her. Got to know her body everywhere, and loved every minute of it. We went back inside the dance area (okay, I bought her a pitcher of sugar water for $36), and then I took her out back for yet another hour. This is a girl that I would ALWAYS love to fuck, regardless of where I was, and while it was the same ChillyWilly type of service, she had a special beauty that got me going every time I looked at her. She was 20 years old.

It was starting to get late, so I'd seen a girl earlier that was probably a solid 7, but was different than the others, so I started up a conversation with her. She was Hungarian. She was a Hungarian Salsa Dancer, who had been to Cuba to study Salsa dancing, and settled in Playa Del Carmen (at least, for the time being). Blond and solid, she was not in the other girl's class, physically, but she was engaging, and I took her out back for a very pleasant hour. I was in the mood for a more European type of service, and that's what I got (including DFK). She refused to go back for less than $200, but she was my last one, and I just didn't give a shit about the extra $50.

So, how to sum it up? Well, I'd rather be in Prague in K5 than in Chilly Willy's, but if you're alone in that part of the world, and you have a few hundred extra dollars, you can have a fine night with Grade B to B+ pussy, in a generally hassle-free environment. Next time, I'll try a strip joint that some of my colleagues went to that has mostly Mexican girls, but very attractive ones according to my friends.

Trip

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[Donorita]

Each evening I passed a gentlemens club just south of the pier (le Cieba hotel) on the way out of town. I asked the cab driver about it, he said good action excellent putas. If I had more time and excuses I would give it a shot.[/QUOTE]I've stayed at Le Ciba/El Cid at least 4 times over the past few years. I have never seen any type of action out of this hotel. I have not been back for over two years, has something changed at this place? I've found CQ the best in the evenings and Salsa the best early in the day. The Cigar club. is a bit expensive. Any info on Black and White? The cost in the mid to lae 90's was great but as more tourists came, the prices went up fast. Now Cozumel is a dive destination with mongering on the side. Before it could go either way.