General Reports

[GoodEnough]

With the greatest respect to Proliberalist. The report is not really accurate.

I have been doing business in Nairobi since 1985, so I know what I am talking about.

It takes a special type of guy who is willing to waste hours and days chatting up girls in Universities and Shopping Centres. You will have an acceptable success rate if you pursue the same tactics in Europe !

There is only one place for quality ladies in great numbers in Nairobi...and that is New Florida.

You might get lucky once in a while and pull a stunner in Simmers...but these occasions are few and far between. Normally only the same few battle hardened pros operate from Simmers, 680 and Annie Oakleys. For Petes Sake never take a girl from Annies to Florida as one recent contributor advised. You will spend the rest of the night trying to get rid of her.

For regular daytine action....the only option is the massage places. The compound in which Annie Oakleys has one hidden at the very top behind a wooden gate. Search for it. Normally 12 girls and 2 guys.

A few drinks in simmers from 6-10 hoping to catch a stray non pro but normally selecting at Florida around midnight.

The best good value, safe and girl friendly hotel to stay is the Parkside at Javenjee Gardens. The Terminal Hotel is NOT safe.

Sorry for spoiling the dream but the truth is important to the subscribers of this forum

Take Care

Donnachaa.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

Thanks for the post. I'll be going back to Nairobi after a 10 year absence, on my way to Juba in mid-September. It's good to know that Club Florida is still alive and well. Can you give me any idea of the current pricing structure there?

Thanks, and if I can ever do anything for you in the Philippines, where I now live, please let me know.

GE

[Member #3400]

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[Naked Gunz]

From the reports of somali and ethiopian girls I have read here on WSG forum the last couple of years, it looks like 9 out of 10 guys who bed these girls have a bad experience like ripped off, trouble or ladies not good in bed.

Somali and Ethi women are so damn cute..That maybe the problem.
In the 70's in my Navy days, my experiance with them in Naples was like trying to tame a wild cat. They hissed and clung to each other in the clubs there.

If you approach them in the streets in Wash DC (where their numbers are high), it's as if your just not there! My cousin and I went into a Ethi club in uptown DC and were not served. JUST NOT THERE!

My only somewhat positive experiences with them is in Dubai, where they need your money. In bed each woman is diff and will respond in they're own way. I've had them w/o clitoris and just kinda lay there. On the other hand Shirley in Dubai will agree to four pops in 1 night no problem. She loves to screw and will tell you that. So sex is a personal thing really.

But yes, I have found the women from other African countries not as attractive, but with much better attitudes and sexual response.

[Donnachaa]

With the greatest respect to Proliberalist. The report is not really accurate.

I have been doing business in Nairobi since 1985, so I know what I am talking about.

It takes a special type of guy who is willing to waste hours and days chatting up girls in Universities and Shopping Centres. You will have an acceptable success rate if you pursue the same tactics in Europe !

There is only one place for quality ladies in great numbers in Nairobi...and that is New Florida.

You might get lucky once in a while and pull a stunner in Simmers...but these occasions are few and far between. Normally only the same few battle hardened pros operate from Simmers, 680 and Annie Oakleys. For Petes Sake never take a girl from Annies to Florida as one recent contributor advised. You will spend the rest of the night trying to get rid of her.

For regular daytine action....the only option is the massage places. The compound in which Annie Oakleys has one hidden at the very top behind a wooden gate. Search for it. Normally 12 girls and 2 guys.

A few drinks in simmers from 6-10 hoping to catch a stray non pro but normally selecting at Florida around midnight.

The best good value, safe and girl friendly hotel to stay is the Parkside at Javenjee Gardens. The Terminal Hotel is NOT safe.

Sorry for spoiling the dream but the truth is important to the subscribers of this forum

Take Care

Donnachaa.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Member #3400]

From the latest edition of the lonely planet. (scanned by myself)

The legend includes the location of all hotels, coffee shops and bars.

The location of "Lifestyle shopping centrer" is also there (Proliberalist's recommendation)., Simmers too.

Download from the orange color tab. While viewing you must "zoom in" to see the details.


http://download.yousendit.com/5D0E10D35E40EF0A

[Member #3400]

It should be printed, I added a link to the Reports of Distinction

Max

[Proliberalist]

Efremof and Co

I have visited Kenya and Nairobi last month. I have spent in Nairobi around 10 days. My comments on several places and locations which are not often discussed are as follows:

Lifestyle shopping centre opposite Terminal Hotel (sorry cannot remember the street name) : It contains a supermarket, a number of other shops and an outdoor cafe. There were numerous opportunities to chat with girls/women in the cafe or the supermarket. I had many conversations initiated by me, but was trying to go for the quality girls rather than quantity. Actually I did not take anyone from that place, but spoke to several girls and in most cases I have backed off as I had other arrangements already organised for the same day and had only limited time. On one occasion I have approached a really hot tall very shapely girl whom I wanted to invite "for a coffee". She was with a girl friend and answered "may be some other time". I think she was a bit restrained because of the presence of her friend. I should have given her my mobile number- I think she would call. I have spent considerable time in the Lifestyle cafe on actual dates with other girls and when talking to my "dates" saw many attractive girls around in the cafe or passing by. University is several hundred meters away.

University: I have visited university and there were hundreds of girls on the campus and I think many of them would be interested in getting to know munzungu. I did not feel very comfortable there because I was the only white face among the thousands or more students. So all my moves were wathced by many. I have noticed that many girls looked at me . Also I have noticed that some university staffers (two female staff) next to an office building were looking at me and were talking to each other probably wondering what I was doing there. I did not want to come across like a pervert who is hanging around so actually did not approach any girls.

While walking back to my hotel, an actress from the nearby theatre asked me (in the street) to help her with carrying some empty coke bottles. I think she was very keen. However, she was not very attractive - so I did try to invite her anywhere.

Streets : There are girls which I have picked up just by approaching them in the street. You know….. "asking for directions" or "inviting for a coffee". I found that a good area was around Hilton, Moi Avenue, west of Hilton and south of Hilton. Very busy places where many people seem to be catching buses etc , there are a lot of offices and several colleges arround . There are many opportunities, the streets are extremely busy, one girl out of 25 is probably an “8”. Thousands of people and many attractive girls. My score was: about ten telephone numbers collected, some of which I could not pursue due to a limited time. One of the very attractive girls whom I have noticed in a street, walked into a bank. I have followed her and started to chat to her inside the bank asking, "whether she knows a good foreign exchange place etc". She was very well dressed, around 26yo) and told me that she has spent six months in Europe – Switzerland ( I wonder what she was doing there …..hehe). She gave me her phone number - was really attractive ( probably 9), but I think was only interested in a "more serious relationship". I think it could take few days to a week to get her nailed.
Another girl student (20 yo) who was about to catch a bus (face=6, figure=8, beautiful breasts) I have asked for the directions to my hotel and 30 minute later was on top of her in the hotel room. I have met with her several times. She always wanted me to buy her chicken and chips.
A girl in a safari company office asked me to invite her to lunch. She was keen, but a bit on a heavy side, probably 5.Surely could have been nailed within the first hour, but I was searching for someone more attractive.

Another student girl (20yo), slim and very attractive ( a bit too slim for my taste) was invited for a coffee the first day and came to the hotel the second day. She had period (true, I have checked !) - and stressed that she is a good girl so apart from heavy petting there was no other action. That was on my second last day - I have run out of time to pursue her. She was actually quite intelligent and ambitious.
I have invited for a coffee ( approached in the street ) another girl (21 yo) who said that she used to work in the Sixty Eighty hotel. I think she was around munzungus before. She "used me" to buy her "chicken and chips" but never answered the phones after the "first date" apart from one sms.
Another girl who came to my hotel room, because I have promised her an old, spare mobile phone, in the room she froze when I have touched her. She really looked worried….so I let her go. She said she was interested in a relationship, but I did not have the time for that. By the way, the old phone was of not use to me so I gave it to her anyway. Mobile phone for holding her hand !!!!!
I have picked up an attractive student (tall and shapely, lighter complection, 22 yo) originally from Burundi in a chicken take away shop not far away from Hilton. 45 minutes after the pick up I was on top of her in my hotel room. She appeared a bit inexperienced, but I suspect that she may have been playing games and was pretending a bit, although in the hotel she was really wet, she was a bit reluctant to change positions etc and was saying “ not now....next time, next time…” But…she really made me hot ……. I met with her couple of times for a coffee and once more in the hotel room. I got tired of her eventually, because she did not keep her promises when she promised to call, always late for meetings etc, her English was very poor (she spoke French). I did not have enough time to waste on her.

Nairobi Java House: is an upmarket coffee shop with several branches around Nairobi. I have obtained some phone numbers and had some success there. Altough the customers are usually, middle class Kenyans , therefore the task is more difficult
Koinage Street (not sure of spelling): There are girls waking around from around 3 pm onwards, slowly, alone or in a pairs. Most of them would be pros, but some of them are students who look for some extra money. Some of them you can find in the nearby coffee shops.

Overall I had around 90% success in getting the phone number within the first 5 minutes and probably around 50% in getting them to bed on the first date or the same day. By the way…..if the girl was a good company I always gave them some taxi money, usually 800-1200 shillings.

[Booty Talk]

From the reports of somali and ethiopian girls I have read here on WSG forum the last couple of years, it looks like 9 out of 10 guys who bed these girls have a bad experience like ripped off, trouble or ladies not good in bed.

In my eyes there must be some truth to this when so many have bad experiences, but of course it does not mean all of the girls from these countries are like that.

[Gladiator]

I agree with Max: for top quality bodies, with perfect geometry, Brazil wins; but for top GFE Kenya is the winner.

Occasionally in Kenya you come across also top GFE with top bodies, a combination that’s more difficult to find in Brazil.

[Member #3400]

I visited brazil many times for IT business. Brazil girls are fantastic mainly because of the mix blood color and figure. However it's difficult to get them for free but if u are ready to pay then Brazil can become a heaven for girls.

In kenya you can not find that kind of genetically engineered 100M runner body or the perfect straight hair as you can find in Brazil. (nor that color mix)

But:
Kenya girls are sweet, lovely, funny with one of the best intimate attitude in the world. They can really take care of you.

[DG69]

Virtually non exist in Mombasa and very rare in Nairobi too.

DG69: The Ethiopian girls in the photo are real stunner.

Eritrea Girls from flicker.com. Photos attached only for the skin color demonstration.

I have read a bit in the Kenyan Thread and read sometimes that there are Ethiopians and Somali girls to find in some clubs like Madhouse /Florida. Is that not true? I had some pretty black girls in Brazil and also in Germany. But, in general I like more the mixed or Northern Afrika girls. Is there a chance to met such girls in Nairobi or Mombasa?
The girls photos were made in Brazil. Are there such girls to find in Kenya?

[Member #3400]

Congo has a its own flavor .

[Fiddler]

mate, you seem very stressed and may i say paranoid. i want to ask you a question: i presume you are flying in from europe. forget about mombasa south, you can always do this on your next trip as you do not have the time.
are you not going to nairobi, surely you are? do not tell me you are not going to this wonderful town mate.

you have eight days. may i suggest, spend three days in nairobi and the remaining five in mombasa. you cannot go to kenya and not spend time in nairobi. book yourself into the terminal hotel, send yourself to annie oaklys pub the first night - taxi stand is directly outside the hotel.

score yourself a honey at annie oakleys and let the chickie take you to madhouse/florida disco you will have the time of your life. i do not think you should go on your own as you seem very uncertain, the chicks there will have you for sure. you seem very unsure of yourself, my advice to you is to relax, this is supposed to be a break for you, most certainly you are going to enjoy yourself. this will be the first of many trips to this wonderful part of the world, but one thing is for sure. when you return we all want to read about your experience and see your photos. pm myself if you need more info.

thank for the answer. i prefer to spend 8 days on the coast and not in the city because first i'll be two weeks in uganda and congo trekking for gorillas and in my last days i want to stay on the beach relaxing.

maybe i appear unsure of myself, i'm not since i'm traveling alone every year but not in kenya and, since i have only 8 days, i wanted to choose the right place for mongering/beautiful beach combination.

[Becky911]

The Ethiopian girl is average. If you want light skinned stunners go elsewhere: America, Latin America, Esastern Europe. and Asia.

They are fitting the Western beauty standards to a tee.

If you find dark skinned Africans so repulsive and unappealing get the eff out of Africa.

[Member #3400]

Virtually non exist in Mombasa and very rare in Nairobi too.

DG69: The Ethiopian girls in the photo are real stunner.

Eritrea Girls from flicker.com. Photos attached only for the skin color demonstration.