Edinburgh

[Come Again]

Yep! That is spot on.

Hey Christopherd.

I am glad you concur. I was beginning to think I was missing out on something.

Must get a "Hey Christopherd, are you here?" notice put up in the afore mentioned places (NTS and LSS). Am sure Monica would agree.

Whats the latest crack on the scene?

C A

[Jan 156]

Yep! That is spot on.

As a resident of Edinburgh, and frequent user of its various "attractions", can I say that I am amazed at some of the comments about some of the places mentioned.

Some of these comments have to be posted by people who have an interest in their "parlour". Nobody in their right mind would send a friend to Carol's, Paradise or Executive.

The girls that work in them, are the ones who can't get a job in the other better ones.

As far as I am concerned, there are only four to consider when making a choice.

1st and 2nd places are competed between London Street Sauna and Scorpio. They two are miles ahead of third and fourth place contestants, Blair Street and New Town Sauna (not necessarily in that order).

Don't consider anything else. Its as simple as that.

Blair Street and NewTown are owned by the same people, so the same girls rotate round them both. They don't hang about long, as most of them seem to be E. European these days.

If you want a good traditional Scottish Lassie, go to one of the other two. Haven't been to Scorpio for a while, but there was an excellent pair of hands last time I was there (. Christ, I've forgotten her bloody name now! ) It will come back to me later.

In LSS, go for Chloe or Laura, check their availabilities first by phone. You can book them.

How anyone came to suggesting the other ones beats me! Check out McCoys definitive guide to the best of British Saunas and you'll see what I mean.

But then again, If a little gem does pop up somewhere, let me know about it here!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Come Again]

As a resident of Edinburgh, and frequent user of its various "attractions", can I say that I am amazed at some of the comments about some of the places mentioned.

Some of these comments have to be posted by people who have an interest in their "parlour". Nobody in their right mind would send a friend to Carol's, Paradise or Executive.

The girls that work in them, are the ones who can't get a job in the other better ones.

As far as I am concerned, there are only four to consider when making a choice.

1st and 2nd places are competed between London Street Sauna and Scorpio. They two are miles ahead of third and fourth place contestants, Blair Street and New Town Sauna (not necessarily in that order).

Don't consider anything else. Its as simple as that.

Blair Street and NewTown are owned by the same people, so the same girls rotate round them both. They don't hang about long, as most of them seem to be E. European these days.

If you want a good traditional Scottish Lassie, go to one of the other two. Haven't been to Scorpio for a while, but there was an excellent pair of hands last time I was there (. Christ, I've forgotten her bloody name now! ) It will come back to me later.

In LSS, go for Chloe or Laura, check their availabilities first by phone. You can book them.

How anyone came to suggesting the other ones beats me! Check out McCoys definitive guide to the best of British Saunas and you'll see what I mean.

But then again, If a little gem does pop up somewhere, let me know about it here!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

[Joe Waterus]

Having a little spare time I was looking for some entertainment in Edinburgh. After consulting the forum, I found that New Town Sauna and London Street Sauna where next door.

First I went to London Street Sauna (LSS). The girl at the entrance asked about me knowing the place. I denied and one of the WG showed me the whole place, with no obligations for me. Knowing FKK clubs in Germany or Switzerland I was a little dissapointed and left the place again. 7 girls where there, 3 working when I came by in early evening. The looks of the girls can be rated in the 5-7 department.

I then moved over to New Town Sauna, which is approx. 500m away. A good looking girls greeted me at the entrance and told me I have to pay the entrance fee of 20 to be admitted inside. I should have been warned! She was the only one looking good, but not on the menu.

The place is much smaller than LSS. The size of the sauna is approx 2 sqm. 4 girls were announced, two of them available. I undressed and while going to the sauna, I saw them - I would rate them 3-5. Still hoping, I went into the sauna, where you can watch the ladies leaving there rooms. The third one was no better, so that I cut my losses and left the place.

Quite frustrated I considered going back to LSS, but decided against it. With reference to an earlier posting, Tara was not there at New Town Sauna.

Being the first time to Scotland, I can´t measure the standards in local terms.

[Little Jared]

Went twice there during the last 6 months. Unfortunately I don't remember the names but both times were good. Sauna service is nice, but didn't spend too much time in there since it was way too hot for me. The clients, the girls and the owner all seemed to know each other so I felt like the only stranger here, but more due to my shyness than anything else because they were all welcoming.


First time I picked a slim brunette in her late 20ies (I guess), was really GFE. Kissed, bbbj, really sweet and enthusiastic about several positions. After I came in her and had a quick shower we had a bit time left and she lied on me, gently touching parts of my body with her soft hands. Left me with a nice wet goodbye kiss (really sorry that I forgot her name).

Second time was good also, but not as much. Actually found that almost disappointing, although I had a great great time. Maybe I was expecting too much something as great as the first time. She was 19 (that's what she said, and she looked that age anyway), the nicest face ever and a wonderful body. But a bit less enthusiastic than the first time, BJ was covered (I personnally prefer owo) and she seemed even shyer than we (which is VERY shy, believe me).

60€ in all for each time. Great, will go again and recommend it. So far I didn't try the other places in Edinburgh, I just went once to Scorpio but after seeing the owner, I just didn't feel it and I left. Think I will try Carols since I've heard good reports about the place.

Another question: is the SW scene really down in Edinburgh? I mean, not the one for which I need to get a car and free time at 3AM, but rather something that I can get access to by feet and at a reasonable time of the day...

[Jan 156]

Apart from Edinburgh, Dundee, Glasgow and Aberdeen, are there any other areas where there is some street action? I'll be in Livingston in a few weeks so would be interested to know if there is any street action there.

I'd be amazed if there was - do come back and tell the forum if you find any. Street prostitution would definitely raise the tone of Livingston and make the place more interesting.

There are one or two pockets of suburbian flower-bedded semis, but most of Livingston is characterised by roads that go in circles. If you want to go somewhere, pick a road that is going in the opposite direction. After many twists and turns (you are unlikely to be bothered by traffic lights) it may get you to where you want to go, travelling about four times what any sensible crow would fly.

If you find the odd grassy knoll interesting (maybe enlivened by an abondoned supermarket trolley) fine, but otherwise some streetwalkers would break the monotony.

You can, of course, find the odd escort working from a house (search under 'West Lothian'). Otherwise it's a short drive to Glasgow, or an even shorter one to Edinburgh.

[Hornyscot]

Picture of the massage parlour

[Hornyscot]

Visited this place in edinburgh last week - friday infact and found it to be okay - being redecorated and the sauna also was working. Hate going into a sauna and the sauna is broken - like get with it lads the sanua is where we go for a quick rest before going with the girl. its also the quickest way to get freshend up !

So changed sat in sauna and then had shower. Went to lounge and there were four girls on picked Heidi who was a softly spoken german girl with soft hands. Asked if she was availiable and we went to the room.

She was blond about mid thirties and attractive - nicley made up with lippy and some perfume. A bodice and also sporting suspenders aswell

Heidi proceeded to give me a relaxing back rub that was very effective with some teasing ball work and cock play.

Asked me to turn over and she then started to play with my boner. Oral without and lots of spit and tongue action. Quite a tease.

Shagged her from behind and then on top with her feet on my shoulders. she then got on top and rode me for quite some time until I told her I was ready to cum. She whipped off the condom took me in her mouth and then started to rub my cock over her tits until I came.

A nice massage afterwards that ended with an oily handjob, came twice and it was great ! oh so sensitive but very horny.

[Street Corner]

Apart from Edinburgh, Dundee, Glasgow and Aberdeen, are there any other areas where there is some street action? I'll be in Livingston in a few weeks so would be interested to know if there is any street action there.

[Street Corner]

Apart from Edinburgh, Dundee, Glasgow and Aberdeen, are there any other areas where there is some street action? I'll be in Livingston in a few weeks so would be interested to know if there is any street action there.

[JackTheLad2]

11. 30pm and heading back to the hotel after a good night out in the pubs of Edinburgh with my wingman. Noticed the Executive Sauna in Lothian Road at the corner with Fountainbridge. Went up the stairs where a friendly lady (about 35ish but 2/10) took our £15 entry money and led us through to a room with three girls. The place is quite plush. Leather couches all over the place and well and lavishly decorated. My wing man made a bee-line for an Indian looking girl wearing a long black evening dress showing off a good rack. He was off with her within 30 seconds. She was hot looking. A girl came over to me. Very friendly, good looking (7/10) and took my hand and led me off to her office. Name was Michelle. Nice bedroom complete with shower and all mod cons. She stripped me and then herself and started with a bit of GFE on the bed. Very nice. Bearing in mind a day of drinking, I was feeling "happy" and she certainly got into the "happy" mood laughing and joking all the time. She did not waste much time after a bit of foreplay, stuck on a condom and rode me stupid cowboy style. No matter what I could not come even with the help of vitamin "A" I had taken about 1/2 hour earlier. Not her fault. Deed over. They closed about 12. 15am. And I was left wondering what she would have been like if I had been sober. Not a bad end to the day. She took £40 which I thought was fair.

Incidentally we had earlier been in a pole dancing pub just round the corner opposite the "Western Bar" which had 5/6 girls strutting their stuff. £5 entrance fee at the door but really cheap drink. One was a stunning Brazilian (10/10) whose private dances cost £20. When I asked about extras she was not too pleased. Telling me there were plenty prostitutes outside if that was what I wanted. The other girls were in the 7/8 category.

As a PS to the Paradise report filed earlier, the girl I was with was Portia. To be be avoided.

[JackTheLad2]

Visited this place on Saturday 30th June at 1.00am. It is located on the very busy main road going into/out of Edinburgh and the entrance is right on the pavement. If you don't want any passerby or bus load of people seeing you, you need to be quick!

The old guy was at the desk but was quite neat and tidy and not like the previous description. I found him quite helpful. I was the 2nd client that day - it opens at 11.00am. He went through a scale of charges, most of which I missed but I paid £20 for 45 minutes. He then took me into a room with three girls. The smoking ban in Scotland obviosly does not apply in the place as all three were puffing away - a slight turn off for me. He introduced the girls. Two were obviously not interested in me going by their facial expressions but the third was quite chatty and I choose her. Straight to a bed room complete with four poster bed , bath and a mirrored ceiling. She then went through the costs. £40 for a HJ, £50 for FS and other additions for extras. Look wise she was a 4/10 (The others in the room were not much better). Stripped off and she started with a back massage which was OK but that was all. Turned me over started on BBHJ whilst I fingered her and that was about it. Some GFE but nothing great. Overall, very disappointing and will not be back. Cound not be bothered with FS so parted with £40 and left.

The old guy asked if everything was OK but my line is not to complain and simply don't go back. I was also offerred a drink whilst I was there.

Later on that night I went to the "Executive Sauna" in Lothian Road - different far better story which I will report later.

[JackTheLad2]

Elrond

Thanks anyway - no problem.

I'm going to Edinburgh in July and will give the place a try.

Will post the results.

[Elrond]

Apologies, jackthelad2, the old guy did introduce all the girls, but having 8 or 9 names thrown at me in a broads Scots accent I didn't take them in, and having the girl sat near I didn't need to ask for her by name. Try as I may I just can't recall her name. She was slim, short-ish blonde highlighted hair and was probably the most animated of the girls there.

[JackTheLad2]

I'd passed the Paradise Sauna numerous times, heading out of the City towards the bridge north, and often thought that when time allowed I'd try the place.

Elrond

Do you have the girl's name by any chance please?