Berlin

**Nooky Ninja** · 10-26-15 23:39

Ninja make visit to kind of new apartment bordello, Salon de Luxe http://deluxeberlin.de/.

Was old Severitas but changed. Fixed up and no dungeon. Corner KuDamm and Uhlandstr-good location. Saw Yves busty with ballet body, nice time. Good prices-kiss, BBBJ, 45 min 100 Eur. Then Ninja went cross street to BMW and then Tesla showroom to see cars he never buy.

**NemanLion** · 10-26-15 21:15

So, further to my report on Artemis, this is what I can add to the bordelle scene in Berlin.

Firstly, there are a dime a dozen. Around the whole city. Intimberlin. De is a good start to locate them, their costs and timings based on where you are staying.

1. Karlsruher. Average place, decent line up. 50 E for a 30 min. Not the worst of rooms and average service. One of the first I sampled.

2. Kamila dee. Overhyped in my opinion but had it on my todo list after all the reviews here. At 80 e for 30 min, overpriced? (Artemis is 60 E for 30 min once you paid the 80 to get in). Went there looking for stella or Juliette (who was on as per their schedule) but didn't find either. Checked out the other talent from the 6 girls but held back thinking ill try for juliette again. Never got around to it. Definitely a more upmarket place.

3. Europasalon. Was near my hotel so pranced over to check it out. Dodgy small place. Was let to a room where there was hardly any place to stand. Thankfully all girls were busy and was told I can wait 10 minutes. Made an excuse to go grab a bite. Didn't come back. Cheap place. No idea of theor line up.

4. Sex in the city: again close to my hotel so checked it out. Nothing impressive in the LU despite some amazing talent on their site.

5. Liberty: the GEM. Again very close to my hotel and managed 4 trips there at 30 min for 60 E. Very great service, up market finishings. Good line up everytime. On the 3rd time, barely made it as it was closing up. Got my girl and had a great time. Chit chat later and we actually bonded. Had to leave because mamasan had to lock up. Took a shot in the dark and asked the girl to join me for a bite at the turkish shop a few shops down and she said yes! Spent a nice hour eating kebap and chatting. She's a professional in my allied field and does this for fun! Explains her great service. Agreed to meet for same in my hotel for 100 E, echanged numbers and intermittently chatted late into night and next day but sadly meeting got cancelled as she could only come in earlier. And I couldn't see her till later.

6. Aston. Again a few bus stops from the hotel and open late (liberty closes at 11). Lower end place but had a decent line up. Amazing 30 min with a wild romanian called Maja. Were enjoying a nice postprandial chat when there was a knock on the door at about 40 min. Time for elvis to leave the building. A good value for money place for a late night adventure for sure.

Overall most bordelles are good. Advantage is they offer a 20 min quickie. 30 min I session or a relaxed 60 min with 2 sessions. They all have a line up and you can choose from given they come in, say Hi I'm XXX and out. Only at liberty did I feel there was actually a bit of time, then after you choose a girl, you can discuss extras etc BEFORE you go in the room, AFTER you have paid.

Personally I think the advantage of the Bordelles is that they want you back, so at least they try and give you better service.

At a place like Artemis, they know the regulars, so if you not a regular face, its all down to getting you in the room and get the process over while saving themselves for the next punter.

In addition, don't know if it qualifies as a Bordelle. Went to an erotic massage place across from my hotel. 60 E for a 30 min session of the most mediocre massage. Was simply putting oil to my skin and rubbing it. Did use her body. She was hot so I asked her about option of FH and said its 70 E extra but with a condom. Which she didn't have, and I don't walk with! But managed to convince hert to come to my hotel across the road, got her number and did her after her shift at 11 pm for 70 E for like 45 min as she had to catch the bus by midnight. That was worth it! So keep that in mind, most women are receptive to the idea of hotel service especially when you put it as they can keep all the money and not share part with the house!

More on 'independents" and the kaufmich ladies later.

**Eszpresszo** · 10-26-15 17:40

Sitting on the plane home and starting on my trip report while the memories are still fresh in my mind. Ten days in Berlin helped me get a handle on the city. By no means am I an expert on the town but I did pick up some good practical info to share. But the main takeaway I got from my trip is that Berlin is a monger's paradise for those who prefer Bordellos and escorts over the FKK and Pauschal clubs.

Okay, so I wanted to start out this trip report with a review of the wonderful girls I met through kaufmich.com. However, I should start with a rundown on how that website works. You will need to register to get the important benefits offered, but you will not need to buy a premium membership (I didn't) though some may find the perks worthwhile. Registration is easy enough with kaufmich, though I admit some advantage as I speak some German. But using the translator feature in Chrome is simple enough.

Shortly after registering I learned how to use the "Detailesuch" (detailed search) feature to screen for race, age, and price, not to mention things like hair color, weight, height, breast size, body type and services offered.

NOTE: if you are looking for outcall, the options for each model are listed under the "Treffpunkt" (meeting point) tab. If the girl received visitors ("Empfngt") , as many visitors do, she will noe the Treffpunkt as "Bei Mir" (with me, literally). If she offers outcall ("Besuch", literally, to visit), her profile will list "Bei Dir" (with you, literally). When using the detailed search feature for the "Treffpunkt" it is important to use the escort's perspective. If you want to visit the girl at her place, use the option for "Bei Mir" (With Me) and vice-versa for outcall. It sounds strange but that's how the search feature works. Again, use the girl's perspective, not yours, when selecting the meeting place.

Its also important to COMPLETELY READ the girls profile and details. Its very common for the girl to make a note of that, as it seems to be be a point of exasperation for some girls. So READ the profile, as it is there to clarify what is provided and to prevent any unpleasant misunderstandings. TABOOS ("tabu") are usually noted very prominently. If they say they don't do it, then don't bother asking. There is also a minority of girls who don't offer normal sexual services. There are some girls there who will offer a massage and a "happy ending". Others only offer kinks where you are on the receiving end of humiliation (I. E. Doms) and won't provide the usual sexual services such as intimate body contact. A few only offer oral sex (Oral Verkehr). You can find a girl who will do whatever you want (with the exception of AO, which is rare). Just read the description carefully. If the verbiage on their profile comes off as stern, or unfriendly, don't be put off. Its just their way of laying down the rules, and don't expect to them to divert from them. If you have questions use the message feature - "Nachricht". If they are interested in a date with you, they will respond. Even if they can't accommodate your needs, a good girl will sent a polite response. If they don't respond, look elsewhere as your other choices are plentiful.

Also be sure to check out the reviews of the girls from other members under the title "Erfahrungsberichte". Some girls will have few if any reviews. Best avoid those if you are new here and stick to the girls with lots of good reviews. It worked for me. Again the translation feature on Chrome works well here. Some girls with few reviews may also have very negative ones. Generally, most reviews are quite positive, which I initially found suspicious but in the end, these positive reviews jibed with my experience.

One you start looking at girls profiles, expect them to be looking back at yours. They can see who has been checking them out. Don't be surprised if you get smilies, flirtatious messages. The two girls I hooked up with sent me multiple, friendly messages inviting me to make an appointment (Termin) with them. After my appointment they followed up with an invitation for another session, explaining that they enjoyed the hour they had spent with me. (NOTE: Your mileage may vary) One young thing, who I did not meet up with, sent me this message (dodgy translation courtesy of Chrome):

"Hi If I was ever at your profile I can tell you also leave a message. I am yet to Saturday, 10.10 to 22 o'clock in Berlin visiting I'll be near Niederkirchnerstr. Maybe you've lusst me sweet 18 j times to meet I'm VERY VERY much with. Tabu is with me ANAL! Otherwise, you can really make a lot with me. I'm just Std meeting (150) less than 1 hour doing nothing. In the hours you can inject 1-2-3-4 times without bubbles is, kissing. For 50 more you can do with me a video, I swallow your sperm, Facials. Everything you can do with me. I just will not let up the ass. As I said my only thing I do not do anal. Otherwise, I'm open to anything If you see me coming, you see that I'm 18 j. Not like others here, the one thing before achen. Only as much more when I buy cigarettes I'm still asked for my ID! That is to say what I do not send out or images! Dates am I doing out here. And your cell phone number you need me then I leave you so the address must send. There is no PUFF! Is private! (Hotel)".

Okay, so do you get the idea that she doesn't like being f*cked in the butt? Its also worth noting that she says she is 18 years old, but she had been active on the site for well over a years. So was she really lying about her age, or did she start wh*ring before she she was 18? I don't know, but her profile is no longer available on Kaufmich. I understand if there is an issue of credibility Kaufmich will disable a user's profile. But, the girls can also disable their profile when they are going out of town or otherwise unavailable.

Please note that price doesn't seem to correlate with your experience when you make a date with these girls. Both the girls I hooked up with charged me less than 100 Euros for an hour long session and the sex was awesome in both cases (better than my girlfriend, though your mileage my vary) I am not sure I would have had better experiences by paying twice as much. Another thing to note is that some girls may ask a premium for their services even if they don't look that attractive to you. These include girls who are fat, older or who only offer a limited range of services. Still, some of these get numerous positive reviews despite not appearing to have that much to offer. Of course, it is no surprise that the youngest girls go for a premium, but also the girls who show their face on the site also tend to charge more. Girls who don't show their face, tend to go at a lower rate. And no, don't ask them to send a picture of their face. These girls value their privacy and this is often a double life they lead (or at least that is what they claim) away from their role as a professional with a career or a housewife who needs some extra fun and some pocket change.

One final note: in modern Germany, transsexuals are often marketed along with normal, real women. So when you use the Detailsuch feature, be sure to mark "Weiblich" (feminine) as opposed to "Transsexuall", so you don't get any unpleasant surprises. As another cautionary note, some bordellos appear to be prominently offering trannies in their line up on their websites. Again, caveat emptor! And on that topic I will say no more.

**Eszpresszo** · 10-26-15 15:00