Rants and stupid shit in Dominican Republic

[SubCmdr]

Oakie, I have never misquoted you. Check my post that you are referring to. It is not a quote. LOL!

LOL.

At least you quoted me correctly!

As for your questions above, you somehow (LOL) missed my Monday post in the Sosua Forum, which lays out my whole method of how I roll here in DR.

In case you did actually miss it, here it is again!

"We have a close group of chicas in our social circle. Almost all have some kind of job, bartending, serving, selling clothes, nail salon, or otherwise making ends meet. They almost all moonlight by selling sex to ex pats regulars and generous tourists, so they don't look to me for any regular income. My contribution is picking up tabs for birthday parties, bars / restaurants, and the odd visit to the supermarket.

I'm on a limited, but manageable income, so I monitor my expenses on a daily basis, and once I hit my budget I cool off for a while.

In return I'm surrounded by beautiful chicas, who I can party with almost at will. If I do indulge, I hand over a propina, that doesn't demean her worth. But still "Dominican pricing" LOL. "..

[Oakie]

You all over the place Oakie. But that is what happens when we are just rallying with issues that are not king. Those are trip reports according to you. Did I get that straight? So tell me what's up with this?

Then you write:

They are all hookers but you have not picked up a hooker here in 6 years. Ok. LOL!

Why would you be reading my posts for useful mongering information? You do not monger. But my posts have plenty of information others find useful.

And Mr. Tochka is a new poster. And came out of the gate like he was shot out of a cannon and is on the rail. I write for people who do not think they know everything.

Ah, but here you are Oakie now aren't you.

Glad you enjoy my work. And you know I will. How many years have we both been posting up in here. You got any plans to quit? LOL!

Your serve!

LOL.

At least you quoted me correctly!

As for your questions above, you somehow (LOL) missed my Monday post in the Sosua Forum, which lays out my whole method of how I roll here in DR.

In case you did actually miss it, here it is again!

"We have a close group of chicas in our social circle. Almost all have some kind of job, bartending, serving, selling clothes, nail salon, or otherwise making ends meet. They almost all moonlight by selling sex to ex pats regulars and generous tourists, so they don't look to me for any regular income. My contribution is picking up tabs for birthday parties, bars / restaurants, and the odd visit to the supermarket.

I'm on a limited, but manageable income, so I monitor my expenses on a daily basis, and once I hit my budget I cool off for a while.

In return I'm surrounded by beautiful chicas, who I can party with almost at will. If I do indulge, I hand over a propina, that doesn't demean her worth. But still "Dominican pricing" LOL."

Speaking of being "all over the place" do you remember responding to that post with.

"Excellent life report below Oakie! I, and although I cannot speak for them, other readers appreciate the insights into your pussy operations".

But, I suppose its one way to get a little action in your personal vanity user forum".

As for "serving", I'm playing on Center Court in the most popular Forum here, and I'll be happy to answer any legit questions you have right there!

Don't be shy, ya hear?

[SubCmdr]

You all over the place Oakie. But that is what happens when we are just rallying with issues that are not king. Those are trip reports according to you. Did I get that straight? So tell me what's up with this?

I post about my latest weekend novia and her GF's and they are all hookers, one way or the other. Newbies, semi pro's (they have real jobs too) They don't pay me, LOL!

Then you write:

And, no, I didn't come to DR to buy cheap pussy. I haven't picked up a hooker here in 6 years.

They are all hookers but you have not picked up a hooker here in 6 years. Ok. LOL!

I don't see any useful mongering information there, LOL.

Why would you be reading my posts for useful mongering information? You do not monger. But my posts have plenty of information others find useful.

I hope Jaguar still girl-friendly. A shoutout to Mr. E, oldkool, subcmdr, gogo, triple darkness, oakie for sharing advice on the board.

And Mr. Tochka is a new poster. And came out of the gate like he was shot out of a cannon and is on the rail. I write for people who do not think they know everything.

But I'm glad to see you posted your criticism of my "prolific" posts in the correct forum, instead of conducting a one way conversation with yourself in your own very special forum, LOL!

So what changed, Subby? Maybe I don't frequent your own special forum? LOL.

Ah, but here you are Oakie now aren't you.

Not at all! LOL.

I find your posts to be both humorous and entertaining.

Keep them coming!

Glad you enjoy my work. And you know I will. How many years have we both been posting up in here. You got any plans to quit? LOL!

Your serve!

[Oakie]

Oakie,

I am surprised that living the life of your dreams has no allowed you to have a sense of humor after all these years. Are you seriously harping on something else that I said and taking it completely out of context?

Not at all! LOL.

I find your posts to be both humorous and entertaining.

Keep them coming!

[SubCmdr]

I've noticed a several similar posts by different individuals that seem to be taking issue with fucking prostitutes, paying for sex, or the classification of the girl getting paid for sex. I am trying to figure out where these attitudes of superiority are coming from. The forum is about sharing information on having sex with girls. Not a forum to discuss what is the best way to have sex with girls. Now, I am not going to name names to protect the guilty. But I can only draw the conclusion that individuals that are willing to write they they do not have to pay prostitutes, yet they pay for sex in other ways think they are better than everyone else. But are they really? Only in their own minds!

Does it really matter who you pay if you pay?

[SubCmdr]

And unlike some, I didn't need years of schooling from a monger to learn not to obsess over a 50 peso motoconcho overcharge, as your post below states.
"Over years of taking his advice and counsel I have come to understand why he called me "Santa Claus" (it's all good) and schooled me on the overpayment for moto service (still pissed that guy got me)"I'd let it go brother. Don't sweat the small stuff.

Oakie,

I am surprised that living the life of your dreams has no allowed you to have a sense of humor after all these years. Are you seriously harping on something else that I said and taking it completely out of context?

I don't see it is having a problem with the small stuff. The problem is that some do not seem to understand that you shouldn't let yourself be overcharged. There is not another situation where you would accept paying double for a service. And that is exactly what paying 100 pesos for a service that should cost 50 peso. A one hundred percent markup. It was my lack of knowledge that created that situation and Grownman was kind enough to instruct me. That is what men in the arena do for each other. And the way you stepped to me on this issue is similar to the way critics do things. Need I remind you that by definition they do not matter?

I have one in for my occasional trip back to Canada to do a little business, visit family, and pay my respects to the government mafia there, with their endless piles of renewal forms, licenses, permits, and the other stuff they can milk me for. Even though I keep an apartment there (for now) in the very center of town where all the subways meet. Couldn't be without a car there. But here, I can live car free, walk to everything I need in 10 minutes, and it only takes one ride through, say PP or SD and the endless stinking traffic gridlock and road rage, to quell my occasional desire to have a car parked outside my place, LOL.

I do not live in a puta pueblo where I can walk everywhere. Nor would I choose too. If I did, I might not have a car either. But I doubt that. I spent three days in Sosua. It was enough for me. But hey my man, you do you! If you like it I love it! Where I live (in the Dominican Republic and my country of origin), I need a car. Value to me for my freedom of movement throughout the Dominican Republic? Priceless!

I've moved past the usual expat fuckery most are involved in. I have gotten back on my purpose. And have entered another interesting new phase of my life. I'm not holding onto anything. But you can continue to hit the tennis ball back and forth with me if you choose too. It's entertainment for me.

Your serve!

[Oakie]

Yep, I figured out. And it has nothing do with how I get my pussy. Life style decisions brother. And I have not had to wait until I am 60+ to live out my international playboy dreams as others are doing right now.

Today one of my regulars was on a trip. So she sent her niece by to fix me lunch because she was going to be back this later in the afternoon.

Do I get home cooking? Yep, since I have lived on the island. Does my laundry get done? Yes, when I don't do it myself. How hard is it to put clothes into the washing machine laundry detergent and turn the damn thing on? I bought a solar dryer right from the start (clothes line). Yes, I pay for my manicures and pedicures. Years of living here and the price has not gone up. I am way past the point of fucking around over 500 pesos especially when I an receiving excellent service. I tip too.

I have one in for my occasional trip back to Canada to do a little business, visit family, and pay my respects to the government mafia there, with their endless piles of renewal forms, licenses, permits, and the other stuff they can milk me for. Even though I keep an apartment there (for now) in the very center of town where all the subways meet. Couldn't be without a car there.

But here, I can live car free, walk to everything I need in 10 minutes, and it only takes one ride through, say PP or SD and the endless stinking traffic gridlock and road rage, to quell my occasional desire to have a car parked outside my place, LOL.

And unlike some, I didn't need years of schooling from a monger to learn not to obsess over a 50 peso motoconcho overcharge, as your post below states.

"Over years of taking his advice and counsel I have come to understand why he called me "Santa Claus" (it's all good) and schooled me on the overpayment for moto service (still pissed that guy got me)"

I'd let it go brother. Don't sweat the small stuff.

[SubCmdr]

For my first 7 years of visiting here I fucked scores of hookers, and enjoyed every minute it. But as I said, once you get organized here, there's no need to go to clubs, casas or massage parlors, negotiate with street hoes. Or pay for manicures, pedicures, laundry and good old home cooking! I would imagine you have figured it all out by now, since you claim, speaking of quotes, "I have yet to meet a girl smarter than I am or quite honestly a man either."

Yep, I figured out. And it has nothing do with how I get my pussy. Life style decisions brother. And I have not had to wait until I am 60+ to live out my international playboy dreams as others are doing right now.

Today one of my regulars was on a trip. So she sent her niece by to fix me lunch because she was going to be back this later in the afternoon.

Do I get home cooking? Yep, since I have lived on the island. Does my laundry get done? Yes, when I don't do it myself. How hard is it to put clothes into the washing machine laundry detergent and turn the damn thing on? I bought a solar dryer right from the start (clothes line). Yes, I pay for my manicures and pedicures. Years of living here and the price has not gone up. I am way past the point of fucking around over 500 pesos especially when I an receiving excellent service. I tip too.

[SubCmdr]

Where have you been in the last 30 years. That's a Baller dream. To be overseas, in your own private villa, with your partners, Food and drinks, Surrounded by young sexy Spanish pussy down with the program. I salute those guys because they often pay Baller prices for the accommodations. There's usually one or two people that actually knows what's happening. So if it's your first time, don't feel comfortable enough, or you don't want the responsibility of being in total charge; you could just go with the flow and have a good time.

Many of us more frequent travelers are more particular about our movements and don't want the group hindrance. If you were in charge you never really get to enjoy your vacation to the fullest spending vacation time helping everyone else get and stay straight. I've graduated from doing big groups. I even separated my sons and took them a month apart.

Quite often groups of my homies come to the Su and we end up being there at the same time. It's all good I'll treat it like a family reunion. It's all love. We are here for the same event but I'm not staying in the motel room with them, I wont fly in with them, I got my own car, and I tell them I don't know when I'm going back to the states so dont ask.

Over years of taking his advice and counsel I have come to understand why he called me "Santa Claus" (it's all good) and schooled me on the overpayment for moto service (still pissed that guy got me).

To growth! The pipe is lit! Puff, puff, pass my Brother!

[SubCmdr]

WAP.

Heard it? Well I have! I've been at three birthday parties for girls (of legal age mind you) where the girls were controlling the music linked to a wireless speaker and they played it at each and every party. It is like a anthem for them. Good news about attitudes of the young girls of the Dominican Republic for the Stick and Move guys. At least in the circles that I run. Not so much for the ones trying to wife them up.

"I don't cook, I don't clean" - Cardi b.

That's what you are getting in the girls of the Dominican Republic today. Not good relationship material (in my opinion of course). Add the to the fact that the majority of them are ni-ni (no job, no education) and all you are going to get if you wife one up is WAP. You heard it here on ISG first! From your man in the arena, boots on the ground reporting.

This is Subcmdr. And that is the way I see it!

[SubCmdr]

Here is something some of you need to remember: Not all of us are focused on prostitutes. Even those who just visit tell me that they are not.

I just had a brother tell me via PM that he travels here frequently but does not post much because he is involved in a real relationship. I congratulated him. Now, I do not know what he defines as a real relationship. Because any girl who sucks my dick and swallows my cum qualifies for a real relationship in my book. But quite honestly it does not matter what I think. If he likes it. I love it!

This forum is very active too. Not so much of it is on topic but if it makes guys happy that's the most important I guess.

Those who think the conversations that do not focus simply on the prices and the locations of casas are off topic need to just stay out of the Dominican Republic Forum. Focus on Colombia where they they are posting the kind of information that they like. And if you think my posts are focused on me. Well, quite honestly they are. I live here. And it is my dick. Why would I be talking about the activities of somebody else's dick? Anyone who does not like my posts, well they can put me on ignore. We are in the basement and we talk about whatever the moderator allows me to talk about down here. Down here in the basement off topic is in the mind of the reader. Eyes up if you can not handle it!

Finally, what I respect is a that a native Spanish speaker broke it off in the asses of all the local Spanish professors posting up in the Santo Domingo section. There is formal and informal Spanish. Now, I do not know why they did not know this. As there is both formal and informal use of the language of my country of origin. You all threw up some weak mess and got it rejected. We go hard in the paint!

I also understand what you mean, in the context of your expression it is easy to understand for us spanish speaking persons. In fact when I talk to friends or relatives I always say " estoy en la calle haciendo cosas" which is a lot more informal than tareas. Dilegencias or gestiones are the formal words.

That's right BoricuaOnline and thank you for having my back. I am not making presentations to government or running a boardroom meeting. Maybe everyone else who commented are? I am informal by nature. And when I am in a business meeting if they think the gringo is ignorant that is ok because they know my money is smart and they better come correct if they want a pocket to pocket transfer.

This is Subcmdr. And that is the way I see it!