Medellin Reports

[Captain Solo]

Was drinking with a couple bros at Licores Express in front of Gusto Discotech. About 30 girls were hanging out in front of the bar, most heavy and chunky with big butt, thick thighs, lots of big tats, a few spinners, seemed hardened ghetto hhos, seemed not my type. They all want 300 K Cops or $75 for an hour and 300 K cops for half. I did not like any and was waiting for more to show by midnight.

A bro was waiting for his pretty young girl, short hair, pretty face, looking like French actress Nana Moscouri. She brought winggirl Camilla. The bros bought them drinks and dinner. They were eating big.

Camilla is skinny, light soft skin, fine bones, very pretty face with high straight nose about mid 20's with 2 kids. I liked her pretty face and slim figure in loose exercise sweats, asked her how much for TLN, she said quiniento. I confirmed with her twice and talked to the bros, 500 K Cops or $125 is a good deal for TLN. When they finished eating, we wanted to go to our hotels. Camilla said she meant $500 not 500 K cops. After some persuasion which she did not budged, I left her and walked out to the Parc, talking to a few spinners for 200 K cops ST. That put some fear into her. She told the bro she would go with 500 K Cops.

We got in a cab parked next to the bar. She seemed to know those cabbies. The cab driver was a shady-looking guy wanted 30 K to drive to Santa Fe, about 1 miles South. I should have ordered UBER to be safe. He immediately wanted to sell a pack of 4 mota joints, said the girl wanted them. I strongly declined again and again. He was driving fast, aggressively. We nearly got hit on the side by another car at an intersection. Got to the hotel, got change from him. He was confused, very slow, obviously stoned. Should have taken UBER, safer. She could be in cahoot with those shady cabbies to rob guys.

The hotel had no reception at night. Just unlock in bring girls in. She took off her sweat pants showing a pair of long, slender, shapely, sexy legs. Mi gusto mucho. She wanted payment. I told her despues but she would not budge. After some arguments, I put my short back on, signaling I wanted her to leave. The she relented, wanted 250 K cops for una hora con propina. I showed her the start time on my phone, 1:12 AM.

Her boobs were nice, soft, perky, global with tiny pink nips, mi gusto mucho. I was sucking her nips and rubbing her clit. Her body stiffened up; her pussy was flowing fluid, then the stinky, fishy odors started to spread. I asked her to shower. She quickly went, 1 AM cold air, no hot water; she took a long, cold one. Dried up, back to bed. She put on my condom and refused to blow, jacked me instead. I rubbed her clit again. She got wet, no odor, moaning softly with eyes closed, lips quivering, whispered she wanted me to go slow.

I had split 25 MG of V with the bro at the bar, so had a quick erection. She did a poor CG job. After a few minutes, I just pinned her down and penetrated her snug, wet pussy, a good fit, very sensual. Her butter soft light skin and young, supple body felt delicious in my arms. I alternated deep penetration with quick short strokes with slow long strokes. She was in a trance with eyes closed, moaning softly, arms squeezing, but no besos.

I pumped her for a long time, her pussy felt so good, asked her a few times it sex was good. She nodded and never rushed. Fluid was foaming on her pink pussy, and the fishy odor came out again. I kept pumping and she kept moaning for about half hour before I popped big.

She came back from the shower. I said I wanted a second pop. She refused, said one hour or two, the deal is only 1 pop. Time runs out and deal is over after the pop. Kept arguing with no agreement. She put on her clothes. I went to the shower to take of the dead fish condom. When I ducked out, she had moved about 5 feet and was hovering on top of my open luggage which had only clothes. She quickly retreated to her spot. I had hidden wallet and phone. Gave her 200 K. She was looking at me with pleading eyes but I would never give difficult, hardened hoes propinas. Save it for the nice, sweet girls. I did not want to see her again, so no tel, no pics. She's very pretty, with a fine body, but has risky attitudes.

I took her down to the street. She walked down the long, dark and deserted street by the hotel. I took 2 seconds to secure the front door and walked out to the street to see if she had gone OK, but she already vanished like a ghost.

The bro said Lleras girls are hardened and play some stupid and ugly games. To me young hot street girls at Plaza Botero are more real, nicer, straighter, less tricky and less expensive than Lleras hos with bad attitudes, big tattoos and stinky pussies.

[Captain Solo]

Sorry typo error.

Street girls at Plaza Botero all ask for 30-40 K Cops.

At noon time there were lots of heavy girls with big butts and thick thighs, but also 5 or 6 pretty spinners like Daniela, looking young, fresh much prettier than the tattooed, heavy and hardened ho's around Parc LLeras Monday night.

Took a pretty girl, Camilla, at Parc Lleras back to my hotel In Santa Fe. She kept increasing prices and terms, then her pussy had dead fish odors. I will drink with the bros at P Lleras but will go to P Botero for girls, nice, normal, no tats, very low rates. Spinner Daniela has been texting me all day to meet again.

[ChuchoLoco]

COP 300 is a very good price.

Must be a misprint since 300 COPS is less than 10 cents. No fkn way but got a good laugh out of it.

[Mr Enternational]

There is one, super-simple, obvious, easy, fail-safe and time-tested way to tell if a chica is really into you or not for those of you looking for more of a relationship and not just a wet mudhole to fuck. For some reason a lot of guys are too simple-minded or blinded to do it or see it. Stop all support, direct and indirect, money and gifts, and see if she sticks by you. That approach is a little over-simplistic because of the culture,

The only culture this is from is hooker culture. Why not get a normal girlfriend in the first place that you don't need to pay? Sounds too much like some underhanded snake shit to have a chick that you pay then want to take the payment away.

I have a Venezuelan chick that makes US $8 per day that comes to see me everyday after work. I gave her $25 so she would have money for the taxi to get back and forth and she thought I was crazy. She gave the money back and said me giving her that made her really uncomfortable because it felt like I was paying her.

[JustTK]

This cute spinner Daniela in her white short was on the street playing with her friends. Took her to the hotel next door, 300 pesos for CBJ CFS, room costs 10 K Cops or $2. 5. She was fun and sexy in bed. Pumped her a long time. She was moaning, had her arms and legs wrapped around me for security.

COP 300 is a very good price.

[Knowledge]

Shop around, there are several options out of Europe and the US that offer the same deal or better.

Charles Schwab.

[Knowledge]

The great American philosopher Snoop Dogg said it best in the 90's: "you can't turn a hoe into a housewife". Personally, I think references on this site and others like it to "girlfriend" and "girlfriend experience" are misguided and misleading. I find it amusing and telling how rarely there are references to "wife" or "spouse experience". The reason in my opinion is few of us have any interest in that sort of experience, especially if we've been there and done that. I believe the references to "girlfriend (experience)" are misguided attempts to saddle providers with the responsibilities (physical, emotional, and loyalty) of a wife without accepting any of the same as a husband. That's real talk.

There are all kinds of "regular" girls, meaning non Play 4 Pay (or is it Pay 4 Play? Whatever), with whom you can maintain a satisfying, fulfilling relationship between visits to our beloved Medellin, I use Whassap for the free phone and video calls. I've done it, continue to do it. But if you are finding those girls standing around in front of the Vera Cruz Church or at your friendly neighborhood casa, then don't expect a high quality relationship. I've posted before that the best way to meet a "normal" girl is look for one while she is at work. She has a job. She has some sense of responsibility. She is still Colombian so more than likely she loves to fuck as much as you do. When guys here write absolute truths about all the women they meet in MDE, ask yourself in what kind of pool are they swimming? I have the full range of chicas in my ranked line-up from conservative working girl who does not expect anything extra to full-time puta drug dealer and user, who BTW is hawt as fuck. They all have their place. Don't try to put a square peg in a round hole. Or if you prefer a Biblical reference, don't try to make a silk purse out a sow's ear.

There is one, super-simple, obvious, easy, fail-safe and time-tested way to tell if a chica is really into you or not for those of you looking for more of a relationship and not just a wet mudhole to fuck. For some reason a lot of guys are too simple-minded or blinded to do it or see it. Stop all support, direct and indirect, money and gifts, and see if she sticks by you. That approach is a little over-simplistic because of the culture, if the girl thinks you really love her, then even regular girls see money and giving as a sign of true love, so there is some cross-over. But for the most part, it's a simple and accurate barometer, especially for chicas you have known for awhile. If you want a regular girlfriend and you open with, "I am never going to give you anything" that is not the recipe for success either, jajaja.

We all have our own selection bias and we are all biased from our own experiences, that's only natural. I got a nice reminder of that when I was on a roll here last visit earlier this year extolling the virtues of the pink shit, and how great it made sex and how the chicas all loved it..

[ChuchoLoco]

What is a CS card?

Title is the answer. Highly recommended debit card.

[Fun Luvr]

What is a CS card?

Charles Schwab.

[Turgid]

.....There is one, super-simple, obvious, easy, fail-safe and time-tested way to tell if a chica is really into you or not for those of you looking for more of a relationship and not just a wet mudhole to fuck. For some reason a lot of guys are too simple-minded or blinded to do it or see it. Stop all support, direct and indirect, money and gifts, and see if she sticks by you......

Stop all support, direct and indirect, money and gifts to your wife and see if she sticks by you.

[Nil Admirari]

Just opened in first weekend of October. I was there when owner had soft opening. Couple from Texas opened it. He was going through hiring end of September. It is good spot for states people to hang out.

Sounds to have been a case study in Latin American bureaucracy. When I was staying at the San Peter Apartments back in May, the Sports Bar owner told me that he was expecting his Medellin city business permit "any day now" and had his soft opening tentatively scheduled for a day or two after my departure.

[Surfer500]

Before I could find a luggage shop, noticed hundreds of girls leaning on walls in front of little sex hotels. They were scattered but about 100 stand around the church of Vera Cruz, most were kind of heavy for my taste, but quite a few hot spinners whom I would pork at the drop of a hat.

Are you sure you weren't hallucinating and / or having a wet dream? LOL.

[Surfer500]

This last few days here I've noticed and heard from others of difficulty getting cabs all around town, probably because everyone is out shopping, and there is a shortage of cabs.

Very difficult around Botero Plaza, it's best to look for guys hailing cabs for people and show them some coins, that will excite them, they will get you a cab.

The Metro has also been jacked up as well, with not as many trains running and packed.

Yesterday I arrived at the Poblado Metro station at 11 AM and barely was able to get in a car headed to Centro, and at the next stop Industrials, only about a third of the people on the Platform were able to get in.

I've never seen anything like this late on a Monday morning, as what I witnessed is pretty much what occurs during rush hours.

Also lots of places to eat, at least the nicer ones in Laureles and Poblado are checking for Vaccine cards, kind of a total joke though, as they don't really look at them.

[VasyaPetya]

Yes -- reimbursement of ATM fees. Works at most Colombian ATM machines.

What is a CS card?

[MiamiBoy1]

We all have our own selection bias and we are all biased from our own experiences, that's only natural. I got a nice reminder of that when I was on a roll here last visit earlier this year extolling the virtues of the pink shit, and how great it made sex and how the chicas all loved it. Then I met up in person with another member here, nice guy, who told me that on my recommendation he tried the pink shit, twice even, didn't hate it, didn't particularly like it. Even more strangely to me, he said half the chicas he offered it to didn't want anything to do with it. Great feedback and I suddenly realized, clearly I oversold the concept. Through my own selection bias I was (subconsciously?) picking out the chicas who I knew would like it and run with it. I literally never met a chica who didn't at least try it and 90% of them came back for more. I am not trying to convince anyone and we could be talking about Tussi or negro cono or Paisa pussy, it doesn't matter. I am saying that was a good example of my own selection bias and how that did not transfer over to the next guy's experience.

What I would suggest mongers do is get some good quality pink stuff and keep it just in case. Guys, don't do it yourself if you are not into drugs, keep it for the ladies. If you feel like she is a party girl and is into substances, go ahead and offer some to her. Most likely she will outperform in bed and will be more motivated to see you again. I always keep some booze at my airbnb along with something to munch on, as it makes my sessions much more pleasurable. From now on I will try to add pink shit to the list.