D. F. Street Scene

[Naked Gunz]

Day 2/ Friday: the food SUCKED!To be continued.

TomJack, your trip is not sounding too good. Despite your recon, I'm just reading nothing but a whole lot of frustration on your behalf. That city is packed with over 20 million souls- it has to have some hidden treasures your not aware of. Mexico City is probably the last place on earth I want to be.

[TomJackin]

Day 2/ Friday:

Woke up late as always, and hungry to boot. I asked the hotel staff where could I get a decent sandwich. They directed me to VIPS, a chain in the DF. The food SUCKED! In case I was not clear on this, the food SUCKED!

I went to Telcel in one of the shopping malls and got my phone number registered in the DF; what a pain in the ass that was.

I grabbed a cab and headed to La Merced; play time!

As another poster reported: "I'd say the mix of attractive / not attractive girls is about 40/60, but I'm sure for some other mongers they may find my non attractive ones good looking. I would start my walk at Metro Pino Suarez (walked there from the Centro Historico area) and go East towards Plaza San Pedro. Where the road starts to turn is where the girls would start. I found the more attractive girls to be on Calle San Pablo from Plaza San Pedro all the way up to Eje 1 Oto. Another thing I noticed is that all the girls are located on the sidewalk of the left side of the street (if you're walking from Metro Pino Suarez). ".

After seeing a few videos on YouTube and all the women looked bad to say the least, personally I was impressed with the amount of attractive chicas that were out. It is kind of funny how the chicas blend in with the local merchants. Shoe store, 2 chicas, restaurant, 2-3 chicas, bicycle shop, 2 chicas; you get the idea. There was around 30-40 chicas that lined the merchant area. I walked Calle San Pablo and then entered La Merced, a huge fucking market where I had the worst taco ever! Headed back to the main attraction.

I found a hottie that wanted 200 pesos for 20 minutes, but hell, it takes me 10 minutes to get my clothes off, and another 10 minutes to get them back on, so I worked her for an hour. The hotel made a copy of my passport card, I assumed this was for the protection of the chica or the hotel? Once again, a shitload of rules! But I did get a picture of her ass at least. She was fun despite all the damn rules.

After having a crappy meal at VIPS and a lousy taco, I was hungry. Grabbed a cab and went looking for Yuban Mercado Roma. Jumped in a cab with Juan. This is when Mr. Toad's (Juan's) Wild Ride started! Juan did not seem to have a fucking clue to where he was going; but he tried like hell! We ran though stop signs and red lights. When he buckled his seat belt, I did the same. We went down two different one-way streets, going the wrong way! He backed up into two busy intersections because he was going the wrong direction! Eventually, he found the restaurant!

Yuban Mercado Roma was not really special whatsoever. It was a trendy place and had way too many Gringos in the place. There were several stands, and also a bunch of community tables. The restaurant had different food from several parts of the world. The food was nothing special as well; skip this place!

Took another taxi to look for Salon San Luis. I was dropped off and walked to the main entrance, knocked at the door, and some guy that worked there told me it was closed. This was at 7 pm on a Friday evening; WTF? It was just about the same moment he closed the door when I felt a cool breeze and I could tell that one hell of a thunderstorm was approaching!

Taxis were no longer available! I walked and tried my best to hail a cab down; nothing! The sky opened up and the rain started pouring. I ran into a nice restaurant and as luck would have it, the place had a bar; I was relieved. The beautiful hostess told me she would call me a cab whenever I was ready. But I was chatting with the bar staff and teaching the bartender how to make a kamikaze, so I was not in a big rush to leave. After the storm, I headed back to Zona Rosa.

I was walking around and eventually found the Men's Club. The club is now gay. Some guy in front of the club said there was a regular strip club 5 blocks away and he would show me if I gave him a small tip. So we started walking, and 5 blocks seemed more like 5 fucking miles! We finally get to a club called Queens. There was no cover charge, one long stage, a shitload of men, and very few women. I asked for my vodka and orange juice and told them the house vodka was just fine. When they brought my drink over, it was a glass of orange juice and a shot glass of Smirnoff vodka. It cost me 220 fucking pesos.

Some woman came over and explained what happened in the club. Private dance for two songs for a buttload of pesos. No sex in the place. The dancers that were there, were rather lame dancers. I sipped my pricy drink and watched the lame dancers. That same woman came back over with a pretty blonde that spoke good English. She sat down and asked me to buy her a drink. I quickly said, "No Gracias!" She quickly left. I had enough and headed back to Zona Rosa.

As I was passing Club Kinky, I saw more hot chicks going into the place. Gay or not, I just had to find out what in the hell went on in this club. I paid the 50 pesos cover charge and when through the entrance, where I was searched thoroughly. Went upstairs and not a damn kinky thing was happening in the club; talk about being let down! It was downright depressing!

I ended the night at a good Italian restaurant near the hotel. I sat and ate on the sidewalk and watched the gay parade passing by my table as I had some good pasta!

I sent a text to Jose about driving me around for many hours on Saturday. Yep, my phone was up and running; finally!

To be continued.

[TomJackin]

I see that your trip was for 4 days. If you are spending fewer than 7 days in the interior, the tourist visa is free. If you overstay, they will make you pay when you turn it in upon leaving the country.

That's what I thought as well. But the Tijuana immigration would not let me into the city unless I bought the Visa, And once again, if I would have said I was staying in Tijuana fir a few nights, it would not have been as issue. But I screwed up and told her that I was flying to Mexico City; lesson learned.

[Gallo Ingles]

My first fuck-up:

As I was crossing through the security check point into Tijuana, I was told to press the stupid red / green light button, and I had the green light. Then some women stopped me and asked where I was going, and I told her. I should have said Tijuana, but my dumb ass didn't. She told me I had to get a travel visa right now. So I had to pay 332 pesos for the useless fucking thing, thus, I started out on my trip pissed! No one ever asked for the visa.
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I see that your trip was for 4 days. If you are spending fewer than 7 days in the interior, the tourist visa is free. If you overstay, they will make you pay when you turn it in upon leaving the country.

[The Cane]

Rules, rules, and more rules; worst than any Street Girl in Tijuana. No tongue in her ass. Sitting on my face was completely out of the question!

That would definitely be a deal breaker for a "connoisseur" like me hahahaha!

[TomJackin]

First off, thanks to all that providing me the information I needed for the trip, whether through PMs, personal conversations, or by me reading your great trip reports. This includes Juan Carter and Artistyp.

Logistics and Day 1:

My first fuck-up:

As I was crossing through the security check point into Tijuana, I was told to press the stupid red / green light button, and I had the green light. Then some women stopped me and asked where I was going, and I told her. I should have said Tijuana, but my dumb ass didn't. She told me I had to get a travel visa right now. So I had to pay 332 pesos for the useless fucking thing, thus, I started out on my trip pissed! No one ever asked for the visa.

Flight:

I flew out of Tijuana for the second time. I also used Volaris airlines for the second time. Round trip was around 3500 pesos. I parked in the Ueta lot for 7 bucks a day. I knew that Otay would be closer, but I was not familiar with the parking and was too damn lazy to do the research. The taxi to the airport was either 15 dollars or 200 pesos. The taxi returning was 200 pesos.

I like the Tijuana airport and Volaris airlines. But with Volaris, there are no freebees whatsoever. Lucky for me, I brought my little bottles of vodka with me. I bought a bottle of orange juice in the terminal and made my own screwdrivers for the 3 hour flight. BTW, the ice is free on the plane!

Hotel:

I stayed at the Room Mate Valentina in the Zona Rosa. I registered two adults in the room; just in case. I got a junior suite with a king bed on the 11th floor, but it was pricy at 145 bucks per night. The room, hotel, and staff were great in all respects. I saw the gym, from a distance, it seemed nice. The only drawback, was the nightly noise from the clubs. Even though I was on the 11th floor, and the windows were double plated, the noise was still an issue; at least for me.

Airport / hotel transportation:

To and from the hotel was 220 pesos.

In the baggage claim area, there were several booths to prepay for the cabs waiting outside, and I asked a couple different booths on their prices, and they were about the same. My hotel had a private SUV waiting for me for the same price.

Telcel sim card issue:

I got my Telcel sim card in Tijuana a couple of years ago, and it worked fine when I went to Mazatlan. But in the DF, it was different. I was able to send one text to my driver and that was it. Then I had this long message saying that I had to register my sim card in Mexico City. So the following day, I walked to the big mall and the guy that worked at Telcel talked to several people on the phone and solved my problem; yes, I tipped him for his help.

Taxis:

Around town it was quite easy to hail a cab, except when it rained! The red and gold were the easiest to obtain. Some had meters, others didn't. The pink and white cabs never would stop, I guess they had places to go already. My first cab was when I met Jose. I asked him about an hourly rate and he quoted 100 pesos. I took down his number and planned to use his services throughout the stay.

Food time:

I was hungry and I wanted to try 8-10 different restaurants during my trip, but I knew it would be hard to eat that much food and visit that many restaurants. First stop was Guzina Oaxaca. They make the salsa at your table, and it was excellent. I also had the turkey mole and black bean soup. It was my best meal of the trip! I texted Jose, but this is when I had to register my sim card, so the text didn't go through; pinche Telcel!

Playtime:

I grabbed a different cab and I was off to see the Sullivan Girls. The girls stand facing the street and cars stop to ask about pricing and service, kind of like a drive through. There was around 30-40 girls over the span of 3-4 blocks. The girls must have a union because they all wanted the same price with the same services! 750 pesos for 30 minutes. I walked up and down that street trying to chat with them, very few smiled, and most didn't even care if I even existed; it was like being married again!

Some of the girls would not even reply to my greeting. I would say, "Hola, como estas?" They would answer, "750 pesos for 30 minutes. " FUCK, I know I put on deodorant, brushed my teeth, shaved, and combed my hair! It did not seem to matter. Most of the girls were hard core and did not want to waste any time chatting to some old fat Gringo.

Eventually, I talked to a hottie who smiled and giggled at times; I liked her! She called her driver and off we went to some short time hotel, sorry, I forgot what I paid for the room, but it wasn't much. I liked her enough to spend an hour with her, and yes, she doubled the price. She wanted the money up front, but I showed her the money and placed it on the night table; she was fine with that.

Rules, rules, and more rules; worst than any Street Girl in Tijuana. No kissing, no tongue in her ass or pussy, no this and that! Sitting on my face was completely out of the question! Toilet paper was used for cleaning purposes during a covered blowjob. And no pictures whatsoever! Jesus tap-dancing christ! Nevertheless, I still liked the girl. Even after I finally got off, there was time left and she wanted to talk and give me a massage, a crappy massage, but she tried at least. At least I got a picture of the shitty room!

After the thunderstorm blew over, I headed back towards the hotel. My hotel was on Calle Amberes, which is the gayest street in the DF; didn't know. Anyhow, I saw this club called Kinky and I watched four hot women entering the club. Thus, I walked up and asked the doorman what type of club is Kinky. He said it was a gay bar, and then asked if I was gay. I replied, "No hoy, pero tal vez maana. " he just laughed and said the entire calle was nothing but gay bars.

Hell, I just doubled my chances of getting a good blowjob! Kidding of course, wait, maybe not!

To be continued.

[Rudy Baylor]

Thank you very much. I loved Mexico city. What a cool town, really, would totally go back in a heartbeat. Safe (most of the central districts), thriving, cheap as all hell, and amazing food. I found this feedback you gave to be very helpful. In the end, I had zero luck with craigslist, zonadivas or seductoras. I set up 'Whatsapp' and that was imperative to communicate with half of the ladies I contacted, of which 3-4 got back to me from ZD, but by the time I figured it out there wasn't much time to organize anything fruitville. Here's what did work. Along the way.

Website seemed authentic and the lady I communicated with who arranged schedules for the girls (because she spoke English) was helpful, friendly, genuine, and accommodating.

She accommodated me daily, with authentic pictures, maybe I can post them here if I figure it out? Timely arrangements, honest service, and while there are 3 gals on the website, there were at least half a dozen to choose to meet daily. In a way, I stumbled on a needle in a hay stack, and the service deserves to be trumpeted.

Thank you Chanel!

Good to hear it went well for you. I'm planning to be there soon for a day or two, and following your lead, thought about ZD as safe choice. What is this needle in haystack, English-speaking website that rescued the situation?

All the best wherever you go next!

[Darrellj]

Thank you very much. I loved Mexico city. What a cool town, really, would totally go back in a heartbeat. Safe (most of the central districts), thriving, cheap as all hell, and amazing food. I found this feedback you gave to be very helpful. In the end, I had zero luck with craigslist, zonadivas or seductoras. I set up 'Whatsapp' and that was imperative to communicate with half of the ladies I contacted, of which 3-4 got back to me from ZD, but by the time I figured it out there wasn't much time to organize anything fruitville. Here's what did work. Along the way.

Website seemed authentic and the lady I communicated with who arranged schedules for the girls (because she spoke English) was helpful, friendly, genuine, and accommodating.

She accommodated me daily, with authentic pictures, maybe I can post them here if I figure it out? Timely arrangements, honest service, and while there are 3 gals on the website, there were at least half a dozen to choose to meet daily. In a way, I stumbled on a needle in a hay stack, and the service deserves to be trumpeted.

Thank you Chanel!

Sorry for the late reply.

1. Zona Divas is generally okay but ymmv and not all give great service. You have to research individuals on the many various forums.

2. Seductoras is notoriously untrustworthy. Google search almost any photo to find it is false.

3. Anything is possible and even likely with a big sack of gold but they don't close until wee hours and / or dawn and the salida will be enormous at these clubs. I do not recommend strip clubs.

4. See the recommendations from ISG members under the D. F. Escorts thread. They love Gia and Jossy. These are out of my league; well, my budget, and I cannot make a personal recommendation.

Suerte.

[Juan Carter]

Hi,
Is there any validity to these websites:
Www.zonadivas.com
Www.seductras.com.mx
Also, is it possible to bring Dancers home from The Men's Club, Closet (still open?) or Solid Gold?
Also need to find somebody very high end that I can take to nice dinner. Thanks!

Sorry for the late reply.

1. Zona Divas is generally okay but ymmv and not all give great service. You have to research individuals on the many various forums.

2. Seductoras is notoriously untrustworthy. Google search almost any photo to find it is false.

3. Anything is possible and even likely with a big sack of gold but they don't close until wee hours and / or dawn and the salida will be enormous at these clubs. I do not recommend strip clubs.

4. See the recommendations from ISG members under the D. F. Escorts thread. They love Gia and Jossy. These are out of my league; well, my budget, and I cannot make a personal recommendation.

Suerte.

[Darrellj]

Hi,

Just back from awful trip to Italy, and then the best trip ever to Poland (details over in that thread later). Heading to Mexico City DF soon, need some quick pointers.

Is there any validity to these websites:

Www.zonadivas.com

Www.seductras.com.mx

Backpage seems to ba all scam, I replied to 10 posts email (trying to mine something up to my hotel in advance) and mysteriously they all answered me at the same time.

Also, is it possible to bring Dancers home from The Men's Club, Closet (still open?) or Solid Gold?

I have limited time and don't have time to walk the infamous streets.

Also need to find somebody very high end that I can take to nice dinner.

Thanks!

[Green Machine]

Next night I booked an escort, Cony, and she spoke some English. Had a much better time with her. Was not rushed, she knew what she was doing, was attractive (but a little older from her pics online) and put me more at ease. The ability to speak to her in English and her being able to talk back to me (though somewhat limited) really helped and I had a much better time with her. Massage, BBBJ, Various positions and COF.

I've always wondered about Cony. Glad to hear she worked out. I've found other positive results with CL.

[Hierophant]

DF is a city full of street walkers. You can always find low-end street prostitute near Metro Pino Suárez, todos Los Tiempos. However most of them are really just low-end prostitute. So I wanted to try some MP this time.

After digging into another sex-wiki-like website I found a "clinic" they recommended located in Zona Rosa, on London street (you will need to know how to spell London in Castellano). That building was like a maze. Ground floor is like a bazaar, elevators hidden inside some corners. You had to try a bit of your luck since there was no sign at all. The lady greeted me was in her 40's, quoted 900 MXN for 1 HR. I thought there should be more chicas. However after 10 mins waiting she came back told me she was the chica doing masaje and sex. I was shocked and left. She seemed nice though.

Considering the ESS was closed (according to rumor in this forum since last year), I had to stick around La Merced again. The only chica I could remember this time was one who can speak some English. She told me she has lived in NYC before. She even knew details of the places like JFK, Queens, Jamaica and Flushing. That was really impressive. So sad that I could not even remember her name.

[EddieDavinci]

I would like to find clubs with hot girls that could speak a little english.

Zona Rosa is pretty much a hotbed of various clubs. As for reviews of them I don't have any particular experience. I remember researching before my recent trip and the general consensus is that it's easy to get really ripped off in the clubs especially if you don't have a good understanding of Spanish as prices are rarely (if ever) given for drinks until you decide to leave. In addition, girls can vary from HOT to someone just picked up off the street. For me, I decided to stay away from them as I was travelling alone and it was not nearby my hotel for the evening. Honestly, there are plenty of girls on the street that are more than willing to please that you can have for less than the cost of 1 beer at a club. Even the high class escorts that are extremely pretty and come to your hotel will probably give you MUCH better service than you would get at a club. But still everyone is different. Envidia Club in San Angel (a suburb of Mexico City) seems to have good reviews as does The Men's Club which is in Zona Rosa. Just remember though the places are geared towards you buying drinks for yourself and the ladies and the drinks are not cheap.

Have fun.

[Boo1969]

Yes, read and ask more specifically what you want to know.

For example, where do you want to pick-up hot girls? From the street, from clubs, from escort sites?

I would like to find clubs with hot girls that could speak a little english.

[Albert Punter]

Yes, read and ask more specifically what you want to know.
For example, where do you want to pick-up hot girls? From the street, from clubs, from escort sites ?

I am going there for the first time in May. My suggestion is, just like I did, RTFF, and then ask specific questions.