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[MutantChicken]

As an old Kerry boy, I don't say this lightly, but I'd honestly rather spend an evening with Ian Paisley discussing religion than waste any time with what I found on offer in Luang Prabang. Here's the deets: I was staying in a very comfy and OK 2-star hotel near the Mekong. I'd interacted amicably with the Hanoi boy manning the hotel and he seemed trustworthy and dependable. When I mentioned a desire to find a short term companion, he said he could make a few calls and could likely provide room service.

Sure enough, about 20 minutes later, he came to my room and asked me to follow him to the lobby. There I found two men, notebooks in hand, wide, welcoming smiles greeting your man. They asked me to accompany them a few steps to a large van (ah, the infamous roving van full of girls). Sure enough, he had 6-8 girls, like pigs in a pen, sitting in the seats. They all smiled, vying for the saddle. I picked the closest, the one with a cute smile and cheeky look. He wanted 500,000 (fook, do I look that keen and unaware?) but I talked him down to 250,000 for 2 hours.

Took the little lamb the few short steps to my hotel and as soon as we entered my room, she looked around, saw the shower, and went in and locked the door behind her. First red flag. She came out shortly, wrapped in the requisite Asian towel. I invited her to the bed, she came in but maintained a safe distance. 2nd red flag. I then reached out and drew her closer. Like pulling rope through the nun's button hole. Finally, she came within striking distance and I talked to her in what little English she could understand and gently touched her arm. No reaction, at least no positive reaction..

Well done you let a uneducated farm girl manipulate and play you like a fiddle, by putting all up all these red flags and uninviting behaviour she forced you to kick her out of your own volition and thus she got paid for doing nothing.

She saw you read your and played you.

[PolyOrchid]

As an old Kerry boy, I don't say this lightly, but I'd honestly rather spend an evening with Ian Paisley discussing religion than waste any time with what I found on offer in Luang Prabang. Here's the deets: I was staying in a very comfy and OK 2-star hotel near the Mekong. I'd interacted amicably with the Hanoi boy manning the hotel and he seemed trustworthy and dependable. When I mentioned a desire to find a short term companion, he said he could make a few calls and could likely provide room service.

Sure enough, about 20 minutes later, he came to my room and asked me to follow him to the lobby. There I found two men, notebooks in hand, wide, welcoming smiles greeting your man. They asked me to accompany them a few steps to a large van (ah, the infamous roving van full of girls). Sure enough, he had 6-8 girls, like pigs in a pen, sitting in the seats. They all smiled, vying for the saddle. I picked the closest, the one with a cute smile and cheeky look. He wanted 500,000 (fook, do I look that keen and unaware?) but I talked him down to 250,000 for 2 hours.

Took the little lamb the few short steps to my hotel and as soon as we entered my room, she looked around, saw the shower, and went in and locked the door behind her. First red flag. She came out shortly, wrapped in the requisite Asian towel. I invited her to the bed, she came in but maintained a safe distance. 2nd red flag. I then reached out and drew her closer. Like pulling rope through the nun's button hole. Finally, she came within striking distance and I talked to her in what little English she could understand and gently touched her arm. No reaction, at least no positive reaction.

I finally got her to drop the towel and feasted on the most beautiful 32 b's I've seen since Dumaguete (Esther, I miss you dearly and with the greatest respect, f* your Dutch husband). While my manly and filigreed fingers were not made to seem too welcome, I upped my bid and ventured a kiss or two. Please! Pushed away and followed by a quick wipe of the towel where my tender kiss had sullied her luscious Lao flesh. 3rd red flag.

Well, all of a sudden, her English ups a notch, and she says "Tip?" Sussing a hole in her armor, I offered a generous tip at the end of our tussle, should she give me great service. Not sure she understood, but she immediately reached for the helmet and began to try to put it on. Needless to say, the bishop had not been roused from sleep so attaching the condom was not going to happen.

So I then got her on her back and began to lick her nipples again: same resistance, so I went lower, headed for the magic garden. She quickly defended the goal and said "Lao, no lick".

I'd had enough, got up, got her clothes, threw them at her and told her to leave.

Absolutely worthless. Don't waste your time. I hope YMMV, but my experience was absolutely horrible.

[Carrow360]

Hello all,

As previously mentioned in my other post here. I am currently in LPB.

A wet Saturday afternoon. It was raining, not too heavy though. Just enough to make the town wet. Decided to go for a massage, obviously the naughty brain is looking for some fun.

Decided to go cheap, like 50,000 kip / hour cheap for the massage. (Some of you may say it goes even cheaper then that, well 50,000 kip I would consider as cheap already. I decided on it because it's been known, from my experience anyway, that cheap places do provide additional services by the massage ladies.).

So went to this massage parlour opposite the popular temple. Got a massage, place was horrible as hell. Hot and non-private (anyone looking for privacy can just forget it). It's 50,000 kip, what to expect right. Had an ordinary massage by this SYT. 19 year old Nothing to shout about. Nor did I score any, not that I would try anything at that place, where anything can be heard. Haha.

I came back for a second time to this place (Shocking I know. But hey, the SYT in that place was nice and good looking enough for me to go a second time. I was also trying to take her out. With success but my Saturday, which was yesterday for me, was completely boring and I decided to have company.

On my second foray back, there another gentleman that came in shortly after I did. He was placed next to me, with a very thin blue coloured veil separating us.

Needless to say, the event of my day in that massage parlour was him fucking the masseuse (Albeit trying to be super quite about it). The SYT massaging me was in a fit of giggles which I promptly told her to shut up and show some respect.

Turns out, those fit of giggles was due to the fact that she still holds her V card. Needless to say, I am contemplating to get her to stay a night in my room. But I'm still contemplating as I would not need that kind of drama around me. But let's see which of my nature will get the better of me.

Sorry about the practically non-informational post. Just wanted to share my day with you all in LPB.

There is definitely action to be had in this sleepy little town, if you are willing to travel outside the realm of comfort, or just be a cheap bastard like me. LOL!

[Carrow360]

Ask a trustworthy looking tuktuk. They have the telephone number for the cars. Once you meet the car, get the number straight from the driver / pimp for direct deal next time.

Hmmm. How do I find such trustworthy tuktuk? I walk around in the morning and do see trustworthy tuktuks but not sure if they are the correct contacts. Currently in LPB, for the life of me, can't really find anywhere to go after 11 pm around here. A lot of nice looking girls, but I think mostly they'll be looking for LT relationships.

[Zjfgdb]

Back a little while ago from my trip to LP. Thanks all who gave me insight from your trips since my last visit there.

Wow what a change it's gone through! The chicken farm is gone. Wiped off the face of the earth. And a real farm is now in its place. The shacks between Manomai road and uPub are likewise no longer in operation, victims of the furious development that seems to be everywhere in LP these days. Happy beer restaurant, as the prior poster mentioned, is gone.

The Viet shack behind the stadium survives, as do a few beer bars on the main road south and off a few of its side streets. I didn't look at massage places, just not my style.

The best source I found were the roving vans. The drive around the city with a load of girls and will come to you. Prices are reasonable - 250/300 for ST, 400 for LT. The girls are excellent! Stock is nice and fresh; of comparable quality to the old shacks on Manomai where I had many an enjoyable screw. I built a good rapport with one of the driver / pimps in particular and had a few great girls.

When you fly in you can see the high-speed train being built. Get out there and enjoy what's left of peaceful LP before it's too late!

The real price in Luang Prabang for ST is 150000. You should bargain with them if they ask for 250000 for ST.

For LT price, if you take the girl after 22:00,bargain with them to 300000. If before 22:00, 400000 Kip is OK.

Once you pay for the inflated price, it would be hard to get a proper price on next visit.

[Lookin4FL]

The best source I found were the roving vans. The drive around the city with a load of girls and will come to you. Prices are reasonable - 250/300 for ST, 400 for LT. The girls are excellent! Stock is nice and fresh; of comparable quality to the old shacks on Manomai where I had many an enjoyable screw. I built a good rapport with one of the driver / pimps in particular and had a few great girls.

Where can you perform your deed for ST now that these are vans and no longer a farm? Are you forced to find a nearby ST hotel or bring her back to your hotel?

[HumanPerson2]

Thank you very much for the update.

There really is very little intel coming out of LP.

With the disappearance of the chicken farm, there really are no good options left.

The vans sound like a possible option, but how do you find them? LP is not that small a place.

Ask a trustworthy looking tuktuk. They have the telephone number for the cars. Once you meet the car, get the number straight from the driver / pimp for direct deal next time.

[SneraDog]

Back a little while ago from my trip to LP. Thanks all who gave me insight from your trips since my last visit there.

Wow what a change it's gone through! The chicken farm is gone. Wiped off the face of the earth. And a real farm is now in its place. The shacks between Manomai road and uPub are likewise no longer in operation, victims of the furious development that seems to be everywhere in LP these days. Happy beer restaurant, as the prior poster mentioned, is gone.

The Viet shack behind the stadium survives, as do a few beer bars on the main road south and off a few of its side streets. I didn't look at massage places, just not my style.

The best source I found were the roving vans. The drive around the city with a load of girls and will come to you. Prices are reasonable - 250/300 for ST, 400 for LT. The girls are excellent! Stock is nice and fresh; of comparable quality to the old shacks on Manomai where I had many an enjoyable screw. I built a good rapport with one of the driver / pimps in particular and had a few great girls.

When you fly in you can see the high-speed train being built. Get out there and enjoy what's left of peaceful LP before it's too late!

Thank you very much for the update.

There really is very little intel coming out of LP.

With the disappearance of the chicken farm, there really are no good options left.

The vans sound like a possible option, but how do you find them? LP is not that small a place.

[HumanPerson2]

Back a little while ago from my trip to LP. Thanks all who gave me insight from your trips since my last visit there.

Wow what a change it's gone through! The chicken farm is gone. Wiped off the face of the earth. And a real farm is now in its place. The shacks between Manomai road and uPub are likewise no longer in operation, victims of the furious development that seems to be everywhere in LP these days. Happy beer restaurant, as the prior poster mentioned, is gone.

The Viet shack behind the stadium survives, as do a few beer bars on the main road south and off a few of its side streets. I didn't look at massage places, just not my style.

The best source I found were the roving vans. The drive around the city with a load of girls and will come to you. Prices are reasonable - 250/300 for ST, 400 for LT. The girls are excellent! Stock is nice and fresh; of comparable quality to the old shacks on Manomai where I had many an enjoyable screw. I built a good rapport with one of the driver / pimps in particular and had a few great girls.

When you fly in you can see the high-speed train being built. Get out there and enjoy what's left of peaceful LP before it's too late!

[Tsfh14]

Has anybody been in LP recently? Heading there soon and interested to see if anything's changed since the last substantive reports a year ago. Thanks in advance!

I was traveling thru Laos a few days ago.

I checked out the "happy beer" place near the university mentioned in a few posts. Sad to report those places are boarded up and closed down. Near there are 2 bars for locals though that were pretty happening but no one spoke any English and paid me any attention. Maybe 100 or so local guys and girls hanging out.

I also hit up the now 2 massage parlors on the road parallel to Mekong river near the Royal palace / museum. Nothing was offered but my masseuses were attractive. So all in all, the trip was a failure from a monger standpoint but LP was an amazing place to visit for a few days. Your best bet might be fellow tourists / backpackers.

Good luck.

[Mixedcompete]

Has anybody been in LP recently? Heading there soon and interested to see if anything's changed since the last substantive reports a year ago. Thanks in advance!

I have. It's a very touristy area though.

I mean, tons of female backpackers there, if that's what you're looking for.

[HumanPerson2]

Has anybody been in LP recently? Heading there soon and interested to see if anything's changed since the last substantive reports a year ago. Thanks in advance!

[Kaosoy]

18.930533, 102.457829.

100 m strip with 10-15 institutions and perhaps a hundred ladies.

Price 150 000 for short term. (once 200 k was quoted but this came down to 150 k quickly).

Do not expect a complicated service. But if you are nice to the lady then chances are that she will be nice and a bit sensual to you too.

Take a good look before committing as some ladies seem very young.

Overall a pretty relaxed and good atmosphere.

[Kerrstar]

Her name is Dow, showed me pics of her friends, family and a video of her at a night club on her phone. She even asked to be her friend on facebook for gods sake.

I know a girl named Dow who used to work in a bar in Long Cheng. She is 17 and just moved back to Luang Prabang recently.

[Johnie]

Fellow Mongers, got a bike yesterday and found all the venues around the stadium area mentioned on these pages but saw no action or girls outside. I was probably too early at 10:30 am. Later in the afternoon I ventured over tha Nan Kang river as well as exploring the student area. Still nothing! These activities must be more underground than I was expecting.

Still feeling the need for the female touch I went to one of the massage places on the road beside the Mekong, mentioned previously on this forum. I went to the one furthest from the Museum. Only 2 girls available at 5 pm so I chose the younger cuter one. She gave a very lack lustre massage using one hand only! It wasn't until I turned over that I understood why. She was looking and responding to social media on her phone with the other hand! Now lying on my back with my dick in full view and the towel removed I could see how cute she was and keen to talk. It was also only then when I asked how old she was she said 17. Seeing nothing sexual was taking place or about to, I felt a little better about her age. Her name is Dow, showed me pics of her friends, family and a video of her at a night club on her phone. She even asked to be her friend on facebook for gods sake. I am 70 years old, but must be in respectable shape.

All in all, she was so cute and friendly at the end that I overlooked the poor massage and put it down to her immaturity. 60,000 kip but no tip. Back to Bangkok for some guaranteed pussy in a couple days.

Johnie.