Medellin Reports

[BoricuaOnline]

Thanks for the Post.

This made me think, maybe go back and ask her to speak slowly and provide a technical language guide. (with video is she is up for it).

I see there is the abbreviations guide above but, what about a short list of proper Spanish words for acts.

I am just learning and not sure if using the proper words and will be understood.

I am guessing you guys know the acceptable slang in Colombia.

Example:

Kiss. Beso.

BJ. Mamada.

HJ. Trabajo de mano.

Sex. Coito or joder or mierda.

In Colombia BJ is chupar verga, soplar verga, chupar mond.

HJ is andar con Manuela (Manuela is female of proper name Manuel which is written similar to manual), descremarse, hacerse una paja.

For sex coger, pichar, echar un polvo and follar are commonly used.

Anal sex is culiar, chiquitear or dar por el chiquito. I am visiting Colombia for the first time next month so I am doing my assignment.

[Xxnegrito]

My one day trip, am staying at the Sixtina Plaza hotel, 121 k for the jr suite with a queen size bed and hot tub for 2, went straight to la raya looking for my flaquita, and there she was in a black mini dress, she immediately recognized me, greeted me with a hug and a kiss in the mouth, we sat down at one of the tables had a couple of beers to catch up, it started pouring so we headed to my hotel, but the freaking reception desk wouldn't allow her in because she didn't have her cedula, wtf, so we headed back to the hotel she works at, got a room for a long stay cause we were planning to fuck each others brains out, we get some rum, couple of sodas and cigs for her, we get to the room and she lays me down and starts getting me undressed, we are both soaked so the clothes are sticking to my skin, I start sucking her tiny nipples, and teasing her pussy under her dress, am good and naked so I take her dress and panties off and she sits on my lap facing me french kissing me and stroking my cock between us and rubbing it against her clit, this girl is so tiny but has a big protruding clit and soft pink pussy lips, am so ready to fuck her but we got time for foreplay, she is a teaser, we drink some rum and she asks if she can light up a blunt, I tell her go ahead as long as she lets me eat her pussy while she smokes it, she sits on the bed against the headboard and opens her legs wide apart, such a tiny pussy her lips look like tiny rose petals, I get to work licking, sucking, fingering that pussy, she is moaning in pleasure, and with one hand opens that clit for me so I can stick my tongue all the way in, she starts to tremble, I know she is enjoying it, I lick her asshole and she moans and tells me what a bad boy I am and pulls me up to kiss me, I'm so hard, she grabs my dick and rubs the head on her clit as she cums, she puts the rubber on and we start fucking missionary, slow at first I don't want to cum too quickly, I pick up speed and she moves her hips to meet each of my strokes, I ask her to change positions to cowgirl, to give a me sec to recoup, she gets on top of me and rides me hard, she is dripping so much cum the bed is wet under me, we change to doggy, OMG, such a beautiful sight of that pussy from behind, so I lick and tongue fuck her for a little bit, then fuck her hard for a few minutes, then as am ready to pop I ask her to let me cum on her ass, she says ok, so freaking delicious, that tiny ass with my milk dripping down her ass and on the side of her pussy, we rest a little, drink more shots, we wash off and lay back down on the bed, she lights up a cigarette, as we talk and kiss, while she plays with my limp dick and I finger her, until she gets me hard again we do a 69 for a few minutes, she instructs me how she wants me to lick her, with the tip of my tongue in her clit flicking it up and down and to suck it hard and slow, she cums on my face, and lays down exhausted, we chat a little more, finish the rum and gives me a BBBJ, puts the rubber on then mounts me reverse cowgirl, very passionately, we change to missionary, then doggy, till I pop and my legs feel like rubber, we have been in the room for over 3 hours, we get dressed, and I leave, I told her to comeback tonight at 10 pm so we can session again, total damage 35 K for the room, 30 K for the rum, sodas, cigs and a water for me, and 200 K for Estefany, she was never rushed, total GF experience, and just sweet girl.

[Xxnegrito]

In all Latin countries we use different slang words.

Culiar is universal though it refers to the movement we make with our ass, it is pretty vulgar so you should only say it to someone you already know, colombians use pichar more often or sometimes cojer but is more often used in Mexico.

When I was a kid in the '70's in Costa Rica they used "culiar" for fuck, root word culo (ass) but I didn't refer to anal sex as far as I know, they use that at all in S America?

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[Dickhead]

When I was a kid in the '70's in Costa Rica they used "culiar" for fuck, root word culo (ass) but I didn't refer to anal sex as far as I know, they use that at all in S America?

Have not heard that one in my travels. In Argentina they have a cute little dicho:.

'Para evitar el aborto, coger por el orto. '.

I guess 'coito' just translates as coitus. I was wrong about it being Portuguese. Never heard it used but then I am not sure I have ever heard an English speaker actually say coitus either.

Google España claims that joder is commonly used to mean fuck in Spain, but I always hear follar. But it's mostly Catalan in this part of Spain, although follar is not a Catalan word.

[Wolf662]

When I was a kid in the '70's in Costa Rica they used "culiar" for fuck, root word culo (ass) but I didn't refer to anal sex as far as I know, they use that at all in S America?

'Mamar' is usually used for tit sucking. 'Chupar' is the verb I hear in most places for dick sucking. If my Spanish was at this level I would use 'sexo oral' or 'bucal. ' 'Joder' is in fact used for fucking in some parts of the Spanish-speaking world but I can't recall where. In Spain they use 'follar' and in the Southern cone they use 'coger. ' In Mxico they use 'chingar. ' So why not just use 'sexo' and that will be understood everywhere. I believe 'coito' is Portuguese.
No idea where 'mierda' came from, although if you say 'andate cagar' (cagar = to shit) you are telling someone the English equivalent of 'go fuck yourself. '.
But 'beso' for kiss will sure work. 'Besos negros' = anilingus or a 'tossed salad. '.
Using slang when you are not fluent is inadvisable, can be disrespectful, and can even be dangerous.
Here's an example. A 'pinche' in Mxico is a dumbass or a useless person. In parts of Central Amrica and in Per, it means a cheapskate, similar to 'codo' or 'tacao. ' So here in Spain you see signs saying 'Se necesita pinche' in restaurant windows. My latin amrican friend laughed and asked me why someone would be advertising for a useless dumbass.
In Spain it just means the lowest position in the kitchen, the dishwasher, potato peeler, etc. Similarly in Spain 'coger' means to grab ahold of something or catch something. It means 'fuck' in Argentina and Paraguay. So when my friend heard a Spanish lady say to her friend, 'Vamos a coger el autobus' she wondered if that was even possible and why someone would try.

[JHappyDog]

Thanks I appreciate the help, Point taken. I will keep it simple and stick to the basics and not offend.

Plus in most cases body language and actions speak the most and the ladies usually take the lead.

'Mamar' is usually used for tit sucking. 'Chupar' is the verb I hear in most places for dick sucking. If my Spanish was at this level I would use 'sexo oral' or 'bucal.

But 'beso' for kiss will sure work.

Using slang when you are not fluent is inadvisable, can be disrespectful, and can even be dangerous.

[Dickhead]

Did you use a translator or something for this? I am by no means a Spanish expert although I speak it pretty damn good, but it seems as if you have tried to translate English slang into Spanish slang. To masturbate someone is definitely not "work of hand". Joder? To fuck with someone as in pulling their leg or trying to put one over on them is the same as having intercourse? Could be, but I don't think I have ever heard it used in that manner. And of course mierda is shit. So fucking someone is the same as shit? Back to the drawing board for one of us. Dickhead, care to school us?

'Mamar' is usually used for tit sucking. 'Chupar' is the verb I hear in most places for dick sucking. If my Spanish was at this level I would use 'sexo oral' or 'bucal. ' 'Joder' is in fact used for fucking in some parts of the Spanish-speaking world but I can't recall where. In Spain they use 'follar' and in the Southern cone they use 'coger. ' In México they use 'chingar. ' So why not just use 'sexo' and that will be understood everywhere. I believe 'coito' is Portuguese.

No idea where 'mierda' came from, although if you say 'andate cagar' (cagar = to shit) you are telling someone the English equivalent of 'go fuck yourself. '.

But 'beso' for kiss will sure work. 'Besos negros' = anilingus or a 'tossed salad. '.

Using slang when you are not fluent is inadvisable, can be disrespectful, and can even be dangerous.

Here's an example. A 'pinche' in México is a dumbass or a useless person. In parts of Central América and in Perú, it means a cheapskate, similar to 'codo' or 'tacaño. ' So here in Spain you see signs saying 'Se necesita pinche' in restaurant windows. My latin américan friend laughed and asked me why someone would be advertising for a useless dumbass.

In Spain it just means the lowest position in the kitchen, the dishwasher, potato peeler, etc. Similarly in Spain 'coger' means to grab ahold of something or catch something. It means 'fuck' in Argentina and Paraguay. So when my friend heard a Spanish lady say to her friend, 'Vamos a coger el autobus' she wondered if that was even possible and why someone would try.

[JjBee62]

It has rained every day for the last 5 weeks, except for 3 days. Every-single-day and I live poblado.

But to be fair, many days it's just a light shower that doesn't last too long. The last few days most of the rain has been at night.

[Jose Lima]

It has rained every day for the last 5 weeks, except for 3 days. Every-single-day and I live poblado.

I have been to MDE a few times but most of my Colombia trips are focused on Cartagena. On my last MDE trip, I spent some time with a family, who I had met previously, and the daughter in the family told me that she and her BF, a paisano, had recently moved from El Poblado to Sabaneta. They both still work in Parque LLeras area and have professional jobs. At the time, I thought Sabaneta was a rural area, outside of MDE, but recently discovered this community actually has light rail connections to central MDE, less expensive long term accommodations, and most important a lively night life on the weekends with many clubs and restaurants located in and around a bustling town plaza. I was under the impression from researching this area that many middle class paisanas also go to the dance clubs and restaurants though no mention of P4 P but, nevertheless, the chance to meet regular girls sounds appealing.

I am wondering if any BM's live or hang out there and can offer opinions about Sabaneta. In addition to the other features I mentioned above, it is said to be less polluted and hectic than central MDE and has a small town feel though with easy access to El Poblado etc.

My only concern about Sabaneta appears to be the weather. On my weather app, it appears that constant rain or chance of rain seems to be a prevalent weather pattern here (for the next ten days) or is the spring time considered rainy season.

[Tomasb]

I have been to MDE a few times but most of my Colombia trips are focused on Cartagena. On my last MDE trip, I spent some time with a family, who I had met previously, and the daughter in the family told me that she and her BF, a paisano, had recently moved from El Poblado to Sabaneta. They both still work in Parque LLeras area and have professional jobs. At the time, I thought Sabaneta was a rural area, outside of MDE, but recently discovered this community actually has light rail connections to central MDE, less expensive long term accommodations, and most important a lively night life on the weekends with many clubs and restaurants located in and around a bustling town plaza. I was under the impression from researching this area that many middle class paisanas also go to the dance clubs and restaurants though no mention of P4 P but, nevertheless, the chance to meet regular girls sounds appealing.

I am wondering if any BM's live or hang out there and can offer opinions about Sabaneta. In addition to the other features I mentioned above, it is said to be less polluted and hectic than central MDE and has a small town feel though with easy access to El Poblado etc.

My only concern about Sabaneta appears to be the weather. On my weather app, it appears that constant rain or chance of rain seems to be a prevalent weather pattern here (for the next ten days) or is the spring time considered rainy season.

[Knowledge]

I can help keep this simple. Yakuza like most every other casa has a half hour price and a one hour price. Blow job and fuck for either price. You can normally get two pops for the hour rate if you do your chatting before the session starts and tell the chica to let you know when she's done showering or whatever else she wants to do. The session does not begin until you are in the room or leave with the chica to go to a hotel. It isn't any more complicated than that.

Some guys like the half hour rate because you can always extend it if you want. Other guys like the hour rate because you can take your time. Try both and decide which works best for you.

Thanks for the Post.

This made me think, maybe go back and ask her to speak slowly and provide a technical language guide. (with video is she is up for it).

I see there is the abbreviations guide above but, what about a short list of proper Spanish words for acts.

I am just learning and not sure if using the proper words and will be understood.

I am guessing you guys know the acceptable slang in Colombia.

Example:

Kiss. Beso.

BJ. Mamada.

HJ. Trabajo de mano.

Sex. Coito or joder or mierda.

[Mr Enternational]

I am guessing you guys know the acceptable slang in Colombia.

Example:

Kiss. Beso.

BJ. Mamada.

HJ. Trabajo de mano.

Sex. Coito or joder or mierda.

Did you use a translator or something for this? I am by no means a Spanish expert although I speak it pretty damn good, but it seems as if you have tried to translate English slang into Spanish slang. To masturbate someone is definitely not "work of hand". Joder? To fuck with someone as in pulling their leg or trying to put one over on them is the same as having intercourse? Could be, but I don't think I have ever heard it used in that manner. And of course mierda is shit. So fucking someone is the same as shit? Back to the drawing board for one of us. Dickhead, care to school us?

[JjBee62]

A couple of buddys pay $120/ month in a downtown hotel.

And would you recommend that for someone who probably doesn't speak the language and has probably never been to Colombia?

If it's a first time come for no more than a week and budget $150/ day. You shouldn't need half of that, but it's a lot better to go home with $400 than to try to get through your last 2 days on $20 because someone picked $100 from your pocket.

[JHappyDog]

Thanks for the Post.

This made me think, maybe go back and ask her to speak slowly and provide a technical language guide. (with video is she is up for it).

I see there is the abbreviations guide above but, what about a short list of proper Spanish words for acts.

I am just learning and not sure if using the proper words and will be understood.

I am guessing you guys know the acceptable slang in Colombia.

Example:

Kiss. Beso.

BJ. Mamada.

HJ. Trabajo de mano.

Sex. Coito or joder or mierda.

Originally Posted by YipYippieKayay.

Yakuza:

It looks like they actually have rooms now instead of stalls with tarps in them. I dropped in once when there were only girls there. One of the women walked me through what was on offer and she was speaking so quickly I couldn't make out what she was saying except it was very technical. If you pay for a half hour it's full sex. For 45 minutes that includes a blowjob. And hour included a massage or some other shit. She was miming some of these with her hands which made me really whorney. She also said it was possible to go up to the hotel next door. After the full seminar on what's on offer she told me she would introduce the girls. Then she extended her hand, smiled and gave me her name. I didn't partake that day in Yakuza and I regret it because I didn't see her again. She had a normal face and body, but the way she described everything really made me want to fuck her.

[Manizales911]

For the guys who spend months here, how much do you spend monthly on average?

When I lived in Colombia I spent $1500. - $2000. USD a month all in, I could easily do it for a lot less but I don't want to and don't have to.