Cartagena Reports

[YippieKayay]

She crashes in bed and I lay down next to her taking stock in my first two nights here. What a shit show it has been so far. I've had sex with this girl three times and have not cum yet. I feel like I am forcing a girl to do something I know she really does not want to be doing and that is really wearing me down. I don't usually have a problem getting a girl excited about having sex with me but this one was definitely in a world she didn't want to be in. She is just trying to take care of her family and she is not equipped emotionally or mentally to be in the business of providing pleasure for money. I fall asleep feeling sad for her, thinking of and fearing for her how things are going to turn out down the road, when she is around guys who are not going to be as understanding and sympathetic as I am.

My two cents: tt was the weekend. Better to hit centro and pick up a chica you have chemistry with than just get some stranger to show up at your door step.

[YippieKayay]

Much appreciated, I'm leaning towards getting an testing my luck with Airbnb and hoping there's no issue.

The way to know with airbnb is to simply tell the host what you plan to do. Unfortunately, some will wait until you're there to tell you the rules but it doesn't hurt to be upfront.

Your best bet is to stay at a hotel and go find places in Bocagrande and Laguito that let you bring back chicas. Then you can start using those places from now on. I use two buildings regularly depending on availability.

[Kelso1]

Hello,

I'll be down from May 4-May 18. I'll be getting some surgery done but will have plenty of time to play before. I know may is not peak season but will there still be plenty of women? Or will it be a problem?

Also I'm going to try and learn some Spanish but if I'm staying in Bocagrande, from clock tower should I take an Uber or taxi? In terms of safety and not getting ripped off?

Plenty of taxi's are in that area. No need to wait for an Uber. No problem for safety or getting ripped off. Just ask the price in advance. No need to pay more than 8 K, some will take you for 6 K in the daytime.

[Linyjo]

OK I guess that makes sense. I guess it depends on the type of man you are. I have done this for Santa Marta and will be doing it for San Andreas but to me ctg there's so many LOL. Also about the party favors be you are not afraid of being set up or some other craziness going down?

I guess there is always that risk but I find it low on the scale of things that can happen.

I have been to many countries and in many different situations, I rely on my instincts to sound the alarm when things feel dodgy. I have walked away form plenty of situations in my exploits.

It can always happen but I think if you don't put yourself into too many of the worse situations, you should come out unscathed.

I am scheduling a trip with Maria to go to Santa Marta next month. Did you enjoy the place. Any tips would be appreciated.

[DeepXliv]

I have never stayed there but have seen the hotel. The rooms are kind of small and you are a few streets away from the beach. It has been reported that "they give you a hard time" about bringing guests back to your room, whatever that means. I ate there and stopped for drinks, the food is so-so and the drinks are nothing to write home about along with being a bit pricey. In my opinion, for $50 a night, you can do better.

Much appreciated, I'm leaning towards getting an testing my luck with Airbnb and hoping there's no issue.

[DeepXliv]

Hello,

I'll be down from May 4-May 18. I'll be getting some surgery done but will have plenty of time to play before. I know may is not peak season but will there still be plenty of women? Or will it be a problem?

Also I'm going to try and learn some Spanish but if I'm staying in Bocagrande, from clock tower should I take an Uber or taxi? In terms of safety and not getting ripped off?

[Ggekko2009]

One reason to import is to have a repeat with a girl you have a relationship or history with. Someone that you have chemistry with. The other is that it removes the unknown factors and reduces the risk of failure, such as the performance you referenced in your response. I can roll the dice and get wack or I can bring in someone I spent time with before, remove the unknown and get exactly what I want.

Lastly, if I am importing, I am importing girls that are not pros. They usually are college girls that want to get a mini vacation, go to the beach with someone who will treat them like a girlfriend and make a few bucks along the way. It is all through word of mouth. Claudia and I hit it off. She sent me a friend last year after she told the friend what I was like and how much fun she would have. She is also sending me another girl this year because she is away. I get the chance with girls that would take more time and effort than I have to be able to get with.

Totally agree, all these low mileage freelancers are perhaps the most ideal, especially if she can provide that GFE experience combined with threesome sessions with either her friends or sisters during the whole trip.

Now, if I ony know where to look for ones like these, it would be a great start.

[Starlord1]

As in any game, you are going to get some wins and some loses. I have the same experience as you, I win 95% of the time so I take the loses in stride. It's all just part of the game. At the end of the day, I think I have been blessed in my mongering exploits. I work hard at always trying to be a gentleman, always trying to please the girls and make them happy and I find that usually works out to my benefit in the end.

OK I guess that makes sense. I guess it depends on the type of man you are. I have done this for Santa Marta and will be doing it for San Andreas but to me ctg there's so many LOL. Also about the party favors be you are not afraid of being set up or some other craziness going down?

[Ggekko2009]

As in any game, you are going to get some wins and some loses. I have the same experience as you, I win 95% of the time so I take the loses in stride. It's all just part of the game. At the end of the day, I think I have been blessed in my mongering exploits. I work hard at always trying to be a gentleman, always trying to please the girls and make them happy and I find that usually works out to my benefit in the end.

I had my share of wins and losses too in my last trip there. Now that I know a bit better the lay of the land so as to speak, I hope to improve my stats of the wins during the next trip.

[Linyjo]

Forgot to post the pictures of the sister in law.

[Linyjo]

Wednesday morning and I wake up with a big ass pushed up against me and a raging hard on. I can see she is already awake, just lying there watching television. Quick calculations in my head, which will suck more, another crash and burn session or just getting up and taking a shower. I figure what the hell and start using my hands to rub her ass to gauge where we are at. Not much of a response beyond a little push back against my hands and hard on but I do not deter.

I drink half a bottle of water and grab a condom off the nightstand to strap up, take a big wad of spit and rub it in her zone and start poking around down there. She moves around a bit to help me find it and I start a lazy lay with both of us on our sides and her back to me. Things are going OK, nothing special but at this point my expectations are low and I am in the mindset of just relive the load and get your day started.

I bang away for a while and get minimal response from her beyond an occasional moan and some ass wiggle and shake. It is taking way too long and for some reason I am getting stronger and further from finishing than I am closer. I put her up on her knees for some doggy and pop away for again, way too long. At this point it is obvious I am not going finish. I am hard as a rock, it all feels good but my mind is getting cock blocked by the thoughts of having sex with someone who isn't really into it. After about 45 minutes, I decide to tap out. I quick thrust for 30 seconds, breath heavy a little bit and flop down onto the bed like I am finished.

She falls flat down onto her chest breathing heavy and has a small smile on her face. I am wondering if she feels like she just made a major accomplishment and start laughing out loud. I get up and give her a towel while pointing to the bathroom and go out to the patio for a smoke. Wingman is coming from his room and seeing sister in law on way to bathroom. He comes out to patio and says, wow, she looks like she just landed a man on the moon. I said yes, she is a sweet girl. I did not want to hurt her feelings so I faked an orgasm to end the session. He just lost it, thinking this was the funniest thing he has heard since the George Carlin routine of 1993. I explained everything that happened last night, told him the list of things I was not happy with her about and was not interested in seeing her again. I told him if she wasn't his girls' sister in law, I would have handled it differently but I didn't want any negative karma coming down his way with his girl who was coming this afternoon to wife up.

I give the girl 150,000 ($54) + 15,000 ($5) for taxi with a kiss on the cheek to send her on her way. She tells me she had a good time (What the fuck?) and asks if she can come back later with her sister in law and I tell her to text me and we will talk about it later.

I take a shower and Juan shows up with four more towels, new sheets and explains he doesn't know how to change the photos on his website. He shows me his other listing on other sites that the pictures were updated, just to show he was acting honorably. I tell him no big and that we are happy now. We arrange for a cleaning on Friday afternoon, pay him in cash and off he goes.

I change my sheets and lay down to chat up Claudia's friend Maria from Barranquilla. I asked her what Claudia talked to her about and she told me that Claudia told her that she wished she could be here but she is traveling and she wants Maria to take good care of me. She told her I will treat her great both in and out of bed, was a lot of fun to be with, will take her out when she wants, always be a gentleman with her, feed her, drink her and smoke her. She said Claudia told her that I was excellent at eating pussy, a great lover that lasts forever and that I have a beautiful cock. OK! Thank you Claudia for the resounding recommendation, that's my girl working for me. She said Claudia told her she got 200,000 ($72) a day plus travel expenses to come and party and get laid.

We exchanged a few pictures and I asked if she was interested in taking Claudia's place. She said yes, that she wanted to come to the beach, spend a few days and see how we click. It was already past noon so she couldn't make the 1 pm bus and the next one was at 5 pm. She also said she was just finishing her period so to be safe, she wanted to wait until tomorrow to come. I said no problem and to keep in touch until then.

Looks like I got a free night so I start texting and playing around with the girls on my phone, to see which one I was going to take for a spin tonight. Today is wingman's birthday so we start talking about going to dinner later to celebrate, so I start looking for a date to take.

Wingman's girl calls from sister in laws house and her and wingman start talking. She wants to know what happened with sister in law, says she is ready to come over and asks if she should bring her sister in law with her when she comes. I have him explain everything, condom for blowjob, head for 40 seconds, quick ride and dead fish attitude. She explains that her sister in law is new at all this and that she doesn't know what she is doing. That she came from Venezuela to make some money for her family and has never done this before.

Wingman tells her bullshit. She should have told me that she was new at this, maybe it would have went different. She may not know how to negotiate and the business side of things but she had a husband once, a kid and plenty of boyfriends. Don't tell me she doesn't know how to suck a dick and fuck. There is a lot of Spanish going back and forth a bit, nothing angry just fast talking and obviously not seeing eye to eye.

Wingman says he is hungry so we downstairs and a few doors down the street to a patio restaurant. We have the waitress hook us up on their WiFi and as we order he is texting with his girl. She said she talked to her sister in law and straightened it all out. She said she explained how it works, what was expected and that she will suck and fuck like a crazy girl, she guarantees that she will make me very happy if I give her another try. I tell him no thanks. He tells her and she asks what do I want, what would make me happy? I tell him, OK, she is new, so lets just go to school with her and make it as easy as possible. She can come over and party and celebrate his birthday with the 4 of us. I want 3 naked blowjobs. One when she gets there, one at the end of the night and one in the morning. That's it, easy peasy. I can't make it any more safe and simple as that.

They go back and forth with my request and she hymms and haws about no condom blowjob. He says I guess you didn't talk to her well enough, forget it. We start eating and she responds OK, sister in law says if it's 3 naked blowjobs, she wants 500,000 ($178). LMAO. Oh my God, what planet is this chick on. Does she not know the competition level? For 500,000 I can bring in 4 different girls and get 4 BJ's from chicks that like dick. Tell her No thanks, I am moving on. A few minutes later it is down to 300,000 ($107). Hmmm, no thanks baby, have a good night. We continue eating, a few minutes later it is 250,000 ($90) but only 2 blowjobs. Now he is getting pissed. He tells her you know what he wants, after what happened last night, he is doing you a favor by even entertaining this, take it or leave it. OK, she says, it's 3 for 250,000, girlfriend says she is ready to come over but sister in law won't show up until later tonight.

By now I am just tired of the nonsense. The whole point to putting up with this chick was that she was family with girlfriend and the 4 of us would be partying and celebrating his birthday together. I tell him no more. Not interested. Tell her to stay home. I will get another girl for later. Send your girlfriend over alone and let's get our night started. He says OK, relays message and we finish dinner.

Back to the condo. I pop 100 MG sildenafil and half hour later, wingman's girl shows up. She has a birthday cake with her, which I thought was an awesome, thoughtful and classy move. She looks even better than last year, she has a rocking body with too many tattoos for my taste and this year she had braces. She gives me a big hug and kiss, jabbers a bunch of Spanish I don't understand and with a huge smile on her face, off she goes to the bedroom with wingman to settle in. She will be with us for a week.

I start chatting up a girl from contacts and just as I am about to pull the trigger, wingman and girl come on to patio to tell me sister in law is on her way. I say I made it clear I am not interested and that I already have another girl ready to come over. He says his girl has straightened everything out, sister in law knows what is expected of her and that I will be happy. I say no way, call her and tell her not to come, I'm not interested in more drama. He says too late, she on way already. He says he will cover her costs, it's on him. I call major bro code violation. This is a major violation of our rules about never forcing girls onto the other monger. Now I am pissed and I can see he is regretting his decision. He apologizes, says it's his birthday and please just give him a pass on this one, he wanted to make his girl happy. I'm livid and have to go to my room to chill down before I blow this entire thing up.

I lay down some Tony Montana and have a beer. His girl comes to my room and sits with me. She just hugs me and tells me thank you for giving her another try. I promise it will all be OK, we will have fun. If you not happy, she will come in and do a 3 some with me to teach her sister in law how to suck a good dick. I just laugh and relax a bit. By the way, that would be a bro code violation to accept sex from wingman's girl so I know that is not going to happen but I appreciated the sentiment.

Doorbell rings and there she is. All smiles and not a care in the world. Immediately comes to me with big hugs and kisses like nothing ever happened. Hello baby, I missed you today, I am glad I am here with you. I get her a beer and go to my room to pop another 100 MG to balance out a bit. I'm rocking 200 MG in an hour at this point. She comes in my room and asks if I have any more Tony Montana. Oh man, this chick is a hoover, 1 g last night and the first thing she wants when she gets here is more. I give it her and tell her have it and go out to the kitchen.

Music is on, beers are flowing and they put a torch thing on the cake like you see in a bar for bottle service. I stop them from lighting it in the kitchen and tell them to take it on the porch, I don't want the fire alarm going off. We have some cake, more beers, rum shots and hoover is about 2 g's deep at this point. She has been dancing around me and doing the butt waggle like last night and I take her hand and tell her it's time for the first go.

Off to the bedroom, she strips and I lay down on the bed. She digs right in and start to give a pretty darn good blowjob. Lots of deep throat and hand action. She doesn't look like she is enjoying herself so much but she doing the job and working it. I'm playing with her tits and enjoying the action and she slowing down as time passes. I can tell she is getting tired and I am just rock hard and taking it all in. After 30 minutes, I don't feel like I am any closer to a finish then when we started and I tap out. It felt great, I enjoyed it and I figure I will finish in a few hours when we go to bed. She is relieved to be off the cock and I tell her even though I didn't finish, we will still count it as one. She smiled and said OK.

More dancing, drinking and partying with the other couple. Had a good time for another few hours and started getting tired. Time for bed. She is kinda wasted at this point but she soldiers on. I stand this time and put her on her knees. She goes to town and again, doing a great job. Good throat and hand action but no eye contact. Not sexy at all, just mechanical up and down. I got my hands on her head helping her keep a rhythm and again after about 20 minutes, I know I am not going to finish for a while. She is getting tired and I am feeling bad for her. She looked kind of pathetic down there, bobbing away trying to make it happen but it was just so mechanical and void of any sexy theme, it just wasn't going to happen. 200 MG of sildenafil is hard to come down off. Taking pity on her, I tell her it feels really great but I am not going to finish. She can stop now, let's get some sleep.

She crashes in bed and I lay down next to her taking stock in my first two nights here. What a shit show it has been so far. I've had sex with this girl three times and have not cum yet. I feel like I am forcing a girl to do something I know she really does not want to be doing and that is really wearing me down. I don't usually have a problem getting a girl excited about having sex with me but this one was definitely in a world she didn't want to be in. She is just trying to take care of her family and she is not equipped emotionally or mentally to be in the business of providing pleasure for money. I fall asleep feeling sad for her, thinking of and fearing for her how things are going to turn out down the road, when she is around guys who are not going to be as understanding and sympathetic as I am.

Happy birthday wingman, happy birthday to you.

[Linyjo]

Bro,

This sounds like a horrible trip LOL sheesh the fact she wanted 250 k for a wack performance. I would have told her to get lost. Also question. Why import in ctg it's a buffet out there.

One reason to import is to have a repeat with a girl you have a relationship or history with. Someone that you have chemistry with. The other is that it removes the unknown factors and reduces the risk of failure, such as the performance you referenced in your response. I can roll the dice and get wack or I can bring in someone I spent time with before, remove the unknown and get exactly what I want.

Lastly, if I am importing, I am importing girls that are not pros. They usually are college girls that want to get a mini vacation, go to the beach with someone who will treat them like a girlfriend and make a few bucks along the way. It is all through word of mouth. Claudia and I hit it off. She sent me a friend last year after she told the friend what I was like and how much fun she would have. She is also sending me another girl this year because she is away. I get the chance with girls that would take more time and effort than I have to be able to get with.

[Linyjo]

I feel your pain, I don't talk so much about the dudds that happen to me but it does happen and fortunately the great experiences far out weigh the bad so just take it in stride.

Just in the past week I have had 2 dudds like yours, these both were in Medellin and details aside I recouped and went elsewhere and salvaged the night with little cost and hassle but it happens.

The saying "this too shall pass" refers not only to the bad experiences but the good ones too. It comes with the territory.

The Tall Man.

As in any game, you are going to get some wins and some loses. I have the same experience as you, I win 95% of the time so I take the loses in stride. It's all just part of the game. At the end of the day, I think I have been blessed in my mongering exploits. I work hard at always trying to be a gentleman, always trying to please the girls and make them happy and I find that usually works out to my benefit in the end.

[Linyjo]

Great report. When things like that happen to me, I am not as forgiving as you would be here. I would usually just kick her out. Why waste anymore time on a dud.

I am planning another trip there this summer and would like to try other approaches to find Chicas besides just the clock tower and the clubs in the walled city. Language can be a challenge for me since I don't speak Spanish.

By the way, I am curious if you happen to be fluent in Spanish.

I do not speak Spanish besides a 50 word vocabulary. My wingman is a good interpreter when we out and about but I use translator when speaking with girls. I have found no problem communicating with them this way.

[Ggekko2009]

Time to get busy and I start kissing her neck. She responds and it's off the bedroom. She sees the full length closet door mirrors and looks a bit uncomfortable about that. I turn down the lamps and use the tv as the only lights. She pushes me onto the bed and strips my shorts off and asks for a condom. Hmmm. What? I play along and point to the nightstand. She looks scared. She nervously takes off her clothes, grabs a condom and rolls it on me. Starts to give me very deep throat that lasts less than a minute and climbs on top of me to ride like a cowgirl. Caught between shock, dismay, disgust and a great buzz, I am just frozen. Laying there thinking, what the fuck is going on. Where is the girl that was acting all sexy and alluring out on the patio. Seeing that big ass chopping back and forth on me like a belt sander just wasn't going to work for me. I gave her a few slaps on the ass to indicate that I am tapping out. She climbs off looking confused, I give her a kiss on the cheek and tell her I am OK, I am going out to have a smoke. I take off the condom, place it in her hand and leave her there.

After about 20 minutes, she comes out on the patio wearing her baggy top and asks what the matter is. She can tell I am annoyed. Wingman shows up and I divert to greeting him and we have a beer. He is tired from a long day sitting in an airport and she is still nagging at me over and over about what is wrong and I just keep saying its OK. After the 20th time of her asking, I tell her, honey, I did not expect a condom for oral, the oral lasted less than a minute and you just jumped on board. It all felt mechanical and that's not how I roll. She tells me she thought that's what I wanted and blab blab blab, at that point I wasn't listening. I tell her I am going to bed and she can stay and sleep or she can go, her choice. She decides to stay and goes into the bedroom. I say good night to wingman and when I get to bed, there she is, naked and spread eagle on the bed, arms by her side. She says she wants to try again. I climb in on top of her and she just freezes. Doing nothing but just lying there. Just climb on and do what you want position. I just chuckle and lay down next to her and drift off to sleep.

It's been a long day and this has been a long read for you guys. If you made your way reading through the entire post, you now know how I felt at the end of the first night, tired, agitated and glad that it was over.

Great post. When things like that happen to me, I am not as forgiving as you would be here. I would usually just kick her out. Why waste anymore time on a dud.

I am planning another trip there this summer and would like to try other approaches to find Chicas besides just the clock tower and the clubs in the walled city. Language can be a challenge for me since I don't speak Spanish.

By the way, I am curious if you happen to be fluent in Spanish.