Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Most of the guys on this board, perhaps 99% of them wouldn't go with the girl whose pictures you posted, even if for free. Although I wouldn't do your "friend", even if it was for free, I do have a few girls of higher quality with nicer bodies that most guys on this board wouldn't do either because there not beauty queens face wise. But once the lights are dimmed, you have to ask the question, what's the real difference at times, your typically not fucking their faces.

Attitude, performance, enthusiasm, and personality negate how pretty a girls face needs to be at least for me but for others their selection criteria starts with how pretty of a face they have, and there is noting wrong with that.

I can totally relate to where your coming from.

After a few Coronas and five bolsitas of the Pink Shit, I thought her face was pretty, see foto. Rose Colored Beer Goggles, OMG, jjajjajajaa.

I can't believe I am saying this but I was getting a little bored with the gorgeous chicas. After last night, I am ready to call the First String back in, jajajajaa. But I will see her again. Talk about eager to please, Wau. And here's something that never happens with a working girl. I did not have a 10 mil COP note to top off the 260 tab when we re-upped. She chimed in, "Lo Tengo." The amount of money is not the point. A Regular Girl, like any other normal human being, can appreciate the situation and she was willing to chip in. That is one way you know you are with a Regular Girl and not a puta.

You said you value body over face. I get it. Everyone has that special itch in their brawn that they want scratched. When I was in my teens and 20's I would not fuck a girl if she did not look Cross-Fit. Now, call it age, experience, evolution, whatever. I have not lowered my standards. I have gained appreciation. IMO, one of the characteristics that separates a "pro" from an amateur in this game is the guy who can appreciate the widest variety of chicas. Then Everyone Is Happy. Ostee Out. P.S. Typically, I do fuck their face, jajajajaa.

[Ho Lover1]

I want to meet up with a couple of Photoprepagos on my next trip. Ad says they don't have a phone and to phone number X. Does anyone know how to contact them.

[BigButtDetecto]

This is how I understand it:

- 90-Day maximum stay.

- 180 days maximum in a calendar year.

- 90-Day permit can be extended online to 180 days.

My question is:

Can I leave the country on Day 90, and return for another 90, without applying for an extension? I believe the answer to be yes, but maybe some one knows for sure or has done this before.

My current apartment lease & my 90 days coincide. I was thinking about going to Brazil for a week or two, then coming back for another 3 months. Then, maybe looking into a longer-term visa option.



Has anyone tried the motels on Nutibara, just north of Calle 33? Golden Suites and Mocca Suit. I believe both have jacuzzi rooms. Not sure how the pricing compares to other options, nor if they have been reported on prior. Below is a copy / paste from Golden Suites' FB page...

Todos lo miercoles tenemos el 40% de descuento

Estos son LOS precios con el descuento aplicado.


Ocasional.

Sencilla 27.000.
Baera. 33.000.
Turco. 33.000.
Jacuzzi 39.000.
Suite. 45.000.

Amanecida.

Sencilla 33.000.
Baera 39.000.
Turco. 39.000.
Jacuzzi 45.000.
Suite 51.000.

Nutibara is great. Right at the centro where the action is. Somewhat old fashion and noisy but the shuttle from the airport stops right there.

[GeneHickman]

Multiple posters have suggested that FB pricing had changed since the covid lockdown. In my opinion, with lockdown thinning monger numbers it should be the opposite. Anyways, I am seeing more than a few good looking paisa girls on mileroticos ask 60 k to 150 k. Some of these girls are way hotter than FB girls. I think the platform enables pricing. Yesterday I was chatting with a girl who was at best 6 or7 on FB and she asked for 300 K. LOL.

Why'all need to start throwing some of these ads back in their faces. 150-200 mil is a fair rate on FB that has stood for many years. Agree that is makes zero sense that it goes up during this pandemic time, but ultimately people will charge what is paid.

[Kafka]

Or an insurance ripoff.

I went on another board and told guys that making it rain 2 k bills in La Isla that it's not a good idea.

You don't go to another country and flash your goods and show off.

"The loudest in the room is always the weakest".

These guys come to a poorer country and think they're going to show up locals?? They don't realize many Colombians don't fuck around.

I'm not saying don't dress nice or have a little flash in your fashion. But NEVER bring your valuables such as a watch or real shiny jewelry.

If I bring my 50 k Rolex my arm woulda been chopped off for sure. I respect the country and it's people. And try to respect other mongers by keeping the price within reason.

But it's obvious this trip with guys who came across some new money don't know how to act.

[Surfer500]

Why would a foreigner who is not operating a business or purchasing property need a Colombian bank account? Every once in a great while I use it to pay a business that doesn't accept credit cards sort of a barrio paypal. Everybody accepts cash of course.

They should not need one whatsoever, but another poster was talking about how easy it is for a foreigner to open a bank account in Colombia which isn't the case.

[Sangnyc21]

Fancy name brand clothes. I am sure they had their expensive phones out texting, talking, and taking pictures. And all that jewelry. They were begging to be robbed and some guys did what they asked for. These guys were so far beyond stupid that I can not calculate it on my computer. Let us just say, "Infinity and Beyond".

They deserved it plain and simple.

I went on another board and told guys that making it rain 2 k bills in La Isla that it's not a good idea.

You don't go to another country and flash your goods and show off.

"The loudest in the room is always the weakest".

These guys come to a poorer country and think they're going to show up locals?? They don't realize many Colombians don't fuck around.

I'm not saying don't dress nice or have a little flash in your fashion. But NEVER bring your valuables such as a watch or real shiny jewelry.

If I bring my 50 k Rolex my arm woulda been chopped off for sure. I respect the country and it's people. And try to respect other mongers by keeping the price within reason.

But it's obvious this trip with guys who came across some new money don't know how to act.

[Osteoknot]

Man I think you are doing really well without much Spanish.

Thanks for the compliment, particularly from you. The Google Translate Web page will still give you voice translation when the App will not, if your WiFi or Internet connection is weak, so I keep both ready. You can always use the text translation function as long as you have any Internet or WiFi. I went through at least three dedicated pocket translator devices before my novia Cat Girl stomped my last one to death when she saw fotos on my fone she did not like for the umpteenth time, jajaja.

The Google Translate App is my Go To. If you decide to buy a pocket translator (Amazon, obvio), I suggest one that does NOT always require a WiFi connection and can function from memory. The Google Translate App is far from purrfekt, and can even get a little glitchy or wonky at times. IMO, they tried to install too many features in the Google Translate App instead of just concentrating on converting conversational Spanish in real time.

With that local chica last night, way more than half the time we did not have to use the translator. When two bodies want to fuck, the language is universal, jajajaa. In the one month I have been here I am speaking a lot more Spanish than when I arrived. It takes effort. If we go by the conventional functional fluency standard of 5,000 words for native speakers without higher education, then I am probably 20% fluent. At 2,500 words you can almost always get your meaning across although the translation would be awkward and even comical. I have been lazy and not applied myself as I could have. Finding a chica who likes to teach you Spanish and correct your pronunciation is gold. I am already getting laid to my heart's content, so it's hard to get motivated with Spanish lessons, and I understand why mongers don't bother. But language fluency is a game changer, that is obvio.

I am relocating here permanently. I will quickly become fluent by osmosis. The possibilities then boggle even my mongering mind. Last night, I was fantasizing about sitting here on my balcony and randomly hailing down pussy as they walk by, jajajaja. Nice fantasy with the potential of becoming reality. Ostee Out.

Cat Girl and I reconnected yesterday for the first time this trip in El Centro. Her ass got fat but she is still hot as fuck. She had one of her hot bisexual novias with her, see foto. After she ghosted me by being in Cartagena (on my dime) when I arrived here a MONTH ago, I told her that I vacated her Number One spot in my line-up, and the best I can do is work her back in at Number Five, jaja. She has to earn her Numero Uno position back. She told me to fuck off.

I managed to stave off the tears of joy when I first saw her at the El Gato statue at Botero Park. I still love her so we will do the dance for a while and see where that leads but I will never lose self-respect for any other human, and I love my options. Her latest novia is hot as fuck and I want a three-way. Tall, tiny ass, and she draped herself all over me while we walked El Centro with Cat Girl on my other arm. As Always, Life Is Beyond Good In Medellin. Cat Girl has already countered with, I can have other chicas as long as I do not get her "sick," meaning STD's. Medellin is the cleanest locale I have ever mongered, on six continents, laid on seven. The United States is waaaaaaay more risky for disease than here, which is yet another good argument for legalization of prostitution.

Some Random Recent Fotos. I Have Given Up Trying To Keep Up With Posting Fotos.

[JjBee62]

My only rebuttal is assuming that every monger views skinny European chicas as Hot and all thicker girls as less hot. I really think when some BM's post these statements they are projecting the kind of girls they like on the individual who reads the post. I do not want a skinny petite little woman. I want a big butt and I cannot lie! Pollo Negro is out!

Fortunately, the bajitas are lower priced.

[Sangnyc21]

LOL. Welcome to someone who doesn't need your money. My bet is she is probably making pretty damn good money not fucking anyone. Thanks to selling videos and pics and that bullshit. Screw the guys payiing for that shit. Bye bye medellin market. Enjoy medellin while you can folks. Tiimes change and even the big spenders will one day realize they've been outspent by others.

Lucky for me I prefer the less "attractive" "thick" girls who come over for 150 k.

Yea the guys who pay for virtual relationships is so unreal.

Like how did you become intelligent enough to make a good living yet this dumb when it comes to women. Makes no sense.

It's like their offended to be offered pay for play then come out and say some dumb shit like I won't come out for less than 600 mil.

Meanwhile they use to charge 200-250.

I'm all for people bettering themselves in life. But don't play stupid and act disrespectful when we both know exactly what we're doing here.

[Nounce]

They may not have the smallest asses or tightest pussies or Dream Queen Cum Bodies, but they fuck for real and they have personality and enthusiasm and that can make all the difference. And when the lights are off you ain't goin' by looks, just by feel. Oh yeah, and they fuck for free.

Man I think you are doing really well without much Spanish.

[LoveItHere69]

$52,600 in jewelry and $8400 worth of cell phones and clothes.

Fancy name brand clothes. I am sure they had their expensive phones out texting, talking, and taking pictures. And all that jewelry. They were begging to be robbed and some guys did what they asked for. These guys were so far beyond stupid that I can not calculate it on my computer. Let us just say, "Infinity and Beyond".

They deserved it plain and simple.

[Nounce]

I usually will skip these two, especially the ones with long gift list.

She blocks me on Seeking after she confirmed I was on her wp. This is not unusual but she did a weird thing that she changed her user name before blocking me.

[Knowledge]

Why would a foreigner who is not operating a business or purchasing property need a Colombian bank account? Every once in a great while I use it to pay a business that doesn't accept credit cards sort of a barrio paypal. Everybody accepts cash of course.

So if I have this correct, you're saying that you can walk into any Colombian bank, inform them that your a foreigner (hard to believe they wouldn't know) , and be able to open a savings account with no maintenance fees. This is not as easy as you think. Bancolombia has no "free" savings accounts as they charge monthly maintenance fees along with other fees, and being able to make a direct transfer from an American bank to a Colombian bank requires that the USA bank has an existing relationship with the Colombian bank. Wells Fargo has a relationship with Bancolombia with strict dollar amount transfer limits and I bank with them in Colombia and WF in the USA, and it took me a few months to get set up to do this, as they needed to confirm the accounts on both ends. And at the end of the day the exchange rate was so bad I never utilized it, so I would just pull money out of my USA accounts with my ATM cards and deposit into my Bancolombia account.

Additionally, no Colombian bank will allow a foreigner to open a bank account without a Colombian Cedula, with the one exception I'm aware of, where a foreigner can open an account with their Passport, which I did as a student at EAFIT in the Bancolombia branch at the University. If any foreigner shows up with their Passport at a Colombian bank expecting to be able to open a bank account, it's highly unlikely there going to be able to do so.

So if you have done what you say you've done, which bank in the USA was it, and to which bank was the money transferred to in Colombia, as this would be very helpful for others to know.

[Elvis 2008]

Is seeking arrangements any good in Medellin? Seeing a few girls on there that looked better than what I would normally come across the last time I visited.

I also saw two dime pieces in the Bogota section as well. Let's say I wanted to visit Medellin for a week or two and use the website to basically rent a GF for that time period, good website to arrange such a thing or no?

No, if you are there for a week, seek out the working girls and find one you look and rent her out.

Seeking girls no show, have fake or exaggerated pics, can be excessively greedy, and might not fuck you. About one in four are keepers. If you are planning on only seeing her for one week, you are wasting your time. Purpose of seeking is long term.