Tijuana Escort Reports

[Fmojo]

MHM is Macho Hembra Macho, two guys, one girl threesomes. A two girl threesome is HMH.

Although my Spanish is minimal, even I know that MHM stands for mujer / hombre / mujer aka two women, one man threesome.

[Artisttyp]

I think the same thing, every time.

People brag about things like DATY ("oh she really liked it") and don't think "she was literally on another dude's bed 90 minutes ago?

It's a mystery to me.

Only explanation is these dudes must already have everything they're going to get so it's all playing with house money at this point.

I see where you are coming from but keep in mind why some guys visit hookers. Mainly because they can't' get it stateside or they can't get the services they want with their significant others. That's where the hooker comes into play. Your 15 minute after dinner mint may be someone else's steak dinner that was on ice for several months or several years.

Lots of reasons to visit a hooker but vanilla sex isn't one of them for most guys.

It amazes me what guys will go through and spend just to have condom sex. Why bother with it at that point?

[Growtek]

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[Mrhappydr]

I am looking at some of the escorts on GoodGirls Tijuana, and some offer "MHM" as an extra. Can someone tell me what this means? I have gone through 10 pages of definitions on the Urban Dictionary, and somehow I doubt this is supposed to mean "Mexican Hot Mama". Thanks!

MHM is Macho Hembra Macho, two guys, one girl threesomes. A two girl threesome is HMH.

[Growtek]

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[BlackThought]

We all get each others jazz in our mouth in this hobby. Especially guys doing street girls who shower once a day at home. Probably half the chicks in HK have jazz on their tits and face. Its like one big gang bang at slower pace.

I don't DATY unless they shower, but I guess it doesn't really make a difference if guys are CIP. Also never DFK.

[Dogers69]

Please don't cream pie the chicas. I DATY.

We all get each others jazz in our mouth in this hobby. Especially guys doing street girls who shower once a day at home. Probably half the chicks in HK have jazz on their tits and face. Its like one big gang bang at slower pace.

[JohnLucid]

Have any of you had any luck with Mileroticos? I know the majority of the listings are fake bait and switch ads. They have the "verified" status for some of the ads, but I have never heard of how the process is to be verified or if it is legit.

Yes, but it's the third site that I search after mundosexanuncio and sexoservidoras.

[SpeedToys]

Please don't cream pie the chicas. I DATY.

I drink up the pineapple juice just for you. .

[LuvMexicanas]

Please don't cream pie the chicas. I DATY.

Could be worse. What if after creampie'ing her, she sucked me off to extract every last drop and then you DATY and DFK her.

[Turgid]

I don't want to DFK a girl if someone before me has placed a load in her mouth, I would say no gracias LOL.

Perhaps in addition to ensuring that they shower before the deed we should make them gargle some Listerine.

[BlackThought]

Or even worse she's rimmed some dude really good including tongue penetration.

Please don't cream pie the chicas. I DATY.

[LuvMexicanas]

I don't want to DFK a girl if someone before me has placed a load in her mouth, I would say no gracias LOL.

Or even worse she's rimmed some dude really good including tongue penetration.

[LuvMexicanas]

Hey folks,

Been on a Goodgirls binge lately. Wanted to give some reports.

Met Lupita 3 months ago. She was about 25 min late for appt. She is 5 feet tiny. Love looking big around small girls. Unfortunately, she's no longer at the agency. She really loves to make her clients happy and loves sex. Some have mentioned that she had some odor down there but I didn't think it was bad. BBBJ no quitting and very good English. If anyone has her contact, I would love to meet up again.

Met Marlen 2 weeks ago and has a general student vibe from a poorer part of town. She really is 18. She was on time and took a 10 min shower to warm up. Very shy in the beginning and no English. She has some peach fuzz on her body which I love. Face is a 6 but that body is a 9. As we started she seems to get more and more into it. Eventually she started to watch me goin at it intently. Since she was thin she got cold so I try to keep her happy with some heat. Happy chica, happy monger time.

Met Mercedes, last week. She looks a bit heavier than her pics but still young (20?) 0% English and shy throughout the 2 hours. Her BBBJ CIM was the highlight. She doesn't like to be naked during breaks. Agency ad said she does Greek but she's never tried it before after we discussed. With some lube and my finger I attempted break her in but saw she wasn't comfortable. Finished in doggy and she seemed to finally warm up.

Have a date scheduled with Estela the freak next week. I can't wait!

Lupita has been on and off the GG roster for a couple years. I popped her for the second time maybe a year ago or a little less than that. She even came to the Zona which very few escorts do. She sucked me good and my cock looked fatter in her pretty little hands. Put her in perrito and banged her out while watching some porn on the TV which she seemed to like too.

[AerodinamicDog]

Ehh. GFE doesn't mean anything, certainly not in Tijuana. If you're clean, have fresh breath, look and smell nice. The girl might DFK you. But YMMV and you shouldn't expect anything. I don't blame these girls not wanting to not wanting to DFK bunch of gross guys with poor hygiene.

I don't want to DFK a girl if someone before me has placed a load in her mouth, I would say no gracias LOL.