Lima

[Sly One]

Sly, thanks for the response. I'am not a budget mongerer but looking at the prices for the strip clubs, they seem just as expensive as the strip clubs in L. A. C. O. I. To be.

Exact. I was just looking at alternatives choices. I guess I'll play it by ear when I get to Lima.

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All of the strip clubs I have visited are set up to rip as much money out of you as they can in the shortage period of time.

Unless you go with a Peruvian you will be charged gringo prices (elevated prices some times x 3) for everything from entrance fee, drinks, and the girls.

Sorry I can't be more helpful?

I suggest you try and hook up with an English speaker on Perutops and let them show you the ropes.

Sly

[Samu Ray]

Cucardas is about 15 blocks away from downtown Lima, Trocadero is in Callao, half an hour ride. Cucardas would be your best bet to screw a decent working girl for about $35, MHO! Oh another $ 14 for entrance. Careful now!

[QuackUp]

Sly, thanks for the response. I'am not a budget mongerer but looking at the prices for the strip clubs, they seem just as expensive as the strip clubs in L. A.. C. O. I. to be

exact. I was just looking at alternatives choices. I guess I'll play it by ear when I get to Lima.

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[Vitrea]

Gentlemen, I need some help. I have an overnight layover in Lima and would love to enjoy the friendly beauties of Lima. I am thinking night clubs may be the way to go. Since I am going to be pressed for time, what would be one or two night clubs you guys would recommend? Since it is only one night I won't be on a tight budget. Thank you for your time and input.

[Sly One]

Hi, new to Peru but not to mongering. I read back the forum but still have a

Few questions that hopefully some of the vet's can answer.

First, have any of you tried the spas that offer the nuru massage? It seems

Like there is no sex involved but still a good time. So far I believe Ananda

And Kalinda spa offer this type of massage. Just wanted to know if it's worth

It, or would it be better to go to the regular relax and vida spas...

After reading your post. It seems obvious that your are a budget monger?

I Suggest you go to the following places.

1. The Trocadero.

2. The Cucardas.

Both are located fairly close to each other.

Catch a bus to the general area then a taxi to the place.

I would not recommend a gringo with limited spanish to walk around Lima streets at night especially downtown.

Without a wingman. So no comment on that.

As for Kilate night club.

Kilate Disco Club.

Av. Alfredo Novoa Caba Cdra 1. (Av. Thomas Valle cdra 29)

Los Olivos. 418-8736.

Open daily. 8:00 pm. 6:00 am.

Also has website with same name.

It is S. 20 entrance not USD 20.

The problem with this place is it is 1 hour taxi ride. 1 1/2 hours by bus from miraflores.

Again you will find no tourists in this location so again I highly recommend you take a wing man.

Or Another similar club closer by

Try.

Club 69.

John Paul Sartre 190, Surquillo.

225-8294.

Closed Sunday.

Also has website (number spelt in spanish)

A little more expensive but closer to Miraflores.

Again you will find no / very fucking few tourists in this location so again I highly recommend you take a wing man.

The area at is not as highly dangerous as central Lima but be careful all the same be careful.

Just be very careful when visiting any off the beat (out of Miraflores) places without good spanish and / or a wingman.

When they mug you in Lima it is usually with a gun or knife and usually more than one person.

The bastards will take everything including including your cloths and underpants and leave you naked to catch a taxi back to your hotel.

Also worth reading Perutops another Lima centred board but mainly in spanish.

Good Luck.

Sly

[QuackUp]

Hi, new to Peru but not to mongering. I read back the forum but still have a

Few questions that hopefully some of the vet's can answer.

First, have any of you tried the spas that offer the nuru massage? It seems

Like there is no sex involved but still a good time. So far I believe Ananda

And Kalinda spa offer this type of massage. Just wanted to know if it's worth

It, or would it be better to go to the regular relax and vida spas.

Second, I was reading up on Club Kilate. This club seem more of what I'am

Used to in Tijuana. Club with the bar and girls in one area, go next door to the

Hotel to finish the deed. Anyways, does anyone know the current pricing to take

The girl next door with the hotel cost? I called the club the other day and

With my shitty Spanish, the guy who answered said it was a s$20. 00 entrance but

Wouldn't give me a price for the girl. I know this club isn't really close to

Miraflores but it seems more my price range than the strip clubs like 69 or

Emmas. Although I'll probably visit at least one strip club while I'am down

There.

Lastly, the downtown clubs peaked an interest in me. Can someone tell me how

It works? Can you actually do the deed in the downtown clubs or is it mostly

Feeling and making out with the girls? What is the difference between I believe

They call it public girls and the private girls? If you can't do the deed with

The girls, as long as you can make out with them, I will have a lot of fun

There. Yes, I know it's also dangerous in that area.

Thanks for your help and will report back after I get back from my trip.

Q

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[Member #4351]

I'm not sure if I remember the name correctly, but it was called Cucarbas, or something like that.

Las Cucardas: http://www.lascucardasnightclub.com/

I don't like it and much prefer the Troc, but to each his own.

[Aunsa]

So went with a friend last night to some place located around 10mins by car from trocadero, but it's on the same road (Av Argentina). I'm not sure if I remember the name correctly, but it was called Cucarbas, or something like that.

Entrance was 38 soles, security search, then enter, they also give you a condom at the entrance. BTW, if you have a phone, they will take it and give back when you leave. Enter, and the warehouse on 2 floors. There is a bar on both floors, both on the other end from the entrance. There is I would say about 50 Stunning girls here, probably one of finest selections I've seen. Bought 2 beers. 15 soles each, fairly expensive for Peru! Girls cost 80 soles for around 20minutes. Imagine Amsterdam's red light district, indoors, that's what the place is like.

In Lima for another 2 weeks if you wish to go for a beer, pm me.

[Belvvander]

Spent a few days at an apartment in Miraflores. The highlights of the trip: the attentions of a few of David's lovely friends. Remarkably, he made arrangements from the other side of the world, as he was traveling at the time. He even saved the day when my other plans went downhill fairly late in the evening (although you should not normally count on him to do this routinely). The man performs a valuable public service for both the guys and the girls, and does it selflessly.

Thank you, David! Once again.

[Sly One]

Thanks for the post, one question is the Hilton GF? How much did you pay per nite?

I really don't know.

But the El Pardo by Doubletree definitely is.

I should know. I have the record for the longest stay 1 1/2 yrs.

Sly

[Pelon74]

Spent a long weekend in Lima last weekend. It was my first time so I didn't want to invest too much time in case it wasn't my cup of tea. I was impressed with the city. Miraflores was totally safe and the city very scenic. Arrived late Friday night and checked into the Hilton Doubletree. Spent Saturday touring around Larcomar before attending one of Sly's parties. Great fun (but not for the timid) 5 attractive girls. 5 guys, and a whole bunch of debauchery. On Sunday took a tour of downtown before hosting one of David_33's girls. Lorena was a cute spinner with a great attitude. Monday was get-away day so paid visit to Brithania Spa, which was couple blocks from the hotel. 50 ND for a half hour massage with relax. Girl I picked was gorgeous so I upgraded to a naked relax for an additional 150. Probably a little on the high side but she was cute and the place is in Miraflores. Overall, a great time. But as Duke pointed out, local connections like David and Sly really help (especially if you're on a tight schedule like I was).

Thanks for the post, one question is the Hilton GF? How much did you pay per nite?

[Sly One]

Visit Lima for the first time on Monday. Been to Colombia and Brazil before, but wanted to ask is it way different than say Colombia's pp?

Will be staying at

Hotel Stefanos.

Calle Esperanza 370 Miraflores. Is it girl friendly?

If anyone has any contacts or can help, or even wants to go for a beer, please pm me (drinks on me)

You or your travel agent must of done your homework to find this place?

Girl friendly. Who cares?

With only a 45% approval rating on Trip Advisor is is definitely not suggested.

From reading the T A Reports you are probably going to have a noisy time in an unclean small room which will probably be without a working toilet.

But on the brighter side it is a well located hotel. So enjoy.

But, There are lots of GF. Better and cheaper options in Miraflores. Maria Luisa Hotel for one.

I guest you should of asked here first?

Enjoy your stay. Good luck.

Sly

[Tequila Tim]

Spent a long weekend in Lima last weekend. It was my first time so I didn't want to invest too much time in case it wasn't my cup of tea. I was impressed with the city. Miraflores was totally safe and the city very scenic. Arrived late Friday night and checked into the Hilton Doubletree. Spent Saturday touring around Larcomar before attending one of Sly's parties. Great fun (but not for the timid) 5 attractive girls. 5 guys, and a whole bunch of debauchery. On Sunday took a tour of downtown before hosting one of David_33's girls. Lorena was a cute spinner with a great attitude. Monday was get-away day so paid visit to Brithania Spa, which was couple blocks from the hotel. 50 ND for a half hour massage with relax. Girl I picked was gorgeous so I upgraded to a naked relax for an additional 150. Probably a little on the high side but she was cute and the place is in Miraflores. Overall, a great time. But as Duke pointed out, local connections like David and Sly really help (especially if you're on a tight schedule like I was).

[Duke69]

I just finished a great Spanish learning trip to Lima, Miraflores area. The Spanish school Peruana was good. The women were great. With the help of the local members on this board and others that traveled through, I had a great experience and expect to return. Without the local constacts it would be much more effort to find the local chics at a reasonable rate

Thank you everyone.

[Baller24]

After some rough time at work, I finally was able to come down to have fun in the sun! Yes, it's still fairly warm down here and of course, I asked David for his help as many have and I was not disappointed. The man doesn't do it for money but man, he sure has a lot of connections though. I asked for milk and got the milk man to deliver!

I had a blast out here. The only issue I have is that I'm not super rich and I can't stay here forever.

Thanks, David!