General Info

[Jackyo]

As a rookie, I am sure that I will walk into an FKK and immediately go into pussy catatonia. Nevertheless, when I come too I would like to be able to gently say no to an aggressive lady until I can find the one I like. (which may take all of 5 minutes).

So, I thought perhaps some gentle brushoffs would be good.

Anyone know how to say these in Deutsche.

You are very beautiful, but I just arrived, perhaps we can meet later?

No thank you, not right now, I just arrived.

No thank you, maybe later, you are so beautiful I would drop dead if I was alone with you and I can't die tonight.

I'm sorry, I am unable to find my penis right now, please check later.

.. Komm, Schatz, wir gehen ins Zimmer?

Some women like guys who are in total control.

I was at Babylon once and said to a chick: Gaebe es Zeit, damit wir uns besser kennenlernen koennten?

She was quite amused. One of the other guests said something to the effect that I was very well brought up.

Treat the women well and with respect and it pays off a hundred fold.

[Jackyo]

You guys are great.

Do the girls generally have a sense of humour?

... depends on your chemistry with her.

I find some girls are all business. Others are cool and you find that you are instantly on the same wavelength.

I don't go with women who don't smile at me when I smile at them. Its a pretty easy screening process.

[Jackyo]

Hi Guys

Please help me out, I know really I ought to read everything first but time is of the essence. In a few days time a friend of mine is flying into Schiphol for a couple of days and has asked me to advise him on which Fkk to visit, and more importantly, how to get there using public transport, or if not, renting a car. Since I normally drive to Fkks in my own car, I don’t normally pay much attention to posts about public transport, hence I need some help.

I thought perhaps that Living Room at Kaarst would be the one to visit, since it is in Dusseldorf and it should be easy to take a train there, and then a taxi.

Any comments would be gratefully received.

Kingwenslas

If your friend gets to Duesseldorf or to Koeln, there are a host of clubs which are all reachable via public transport.

Living Room is one. No need to cab this. You just take the S-bahn to the Ikea in Kaarst.

Then there are Blue Note, La Bedo and Dolce Vita right in Duesseldorf and Samya in Koeln.

The Golden Triangle is less accessible but still doable.

[Xavier Yves]

there are at least four famous FKK in Dusseldorf region. GT, PHG, living room and Villa Vertigo.

Which one would you recommend most for the first visit?

[Kingwenslas]

Hi Guys

Please help me out, I know really I ought to read everything first but time is of the essence. In a few days time a friend of mine is flying into Schiphol for a couple of days and has asked me to advise him on which Fkk to visit, and more importantly, how to get there using public transport, or if not, renting a car. Since I normally drive to Fkks in my own car, I don’t normally pay much attention to posts about public transport, hence I need some help.

I thought perhaps that Living Room at Kaarst would be the one to visit, since it is in Dusseldorf and it should be easy to take a train there, and then a taxi.

Any comments would be gratefully received.

Kingwenslas

[Walkin1]

Why is spä*** resulting in three stars?

It's not like I said fuck or ***** or **** ... (ha, ha, ha, I can say "fuck your ****", but it has to be now, b_i_tch, not spä***, because that result in a triple star punishment ...)

OK, I'm over it; see you spä***

euro

Possibly because those three letters, when capitalized, form the acronym of another, competing, website?

[Euro100]

Why is spä*** resulting in three stars?

It's not like I said fuck or ***** or **** ... (ha, ha, ha, I can say "fuck your ****", but it has to be now, b_i_tch, not spä***, because that result in a triple star punishment ...)

OK, I'm over it; see you spä***
euro

[Willem2]

Since my return from the FKK world I have longed on to the Dutch and German forums, but could use some help.

So far I have used Babel and Google translation services. Here is my problem. When I try to use the section where Babel lets you enter the whole website for translation, after I long in, all I get is an Error message. In other words both Google and Babel will let me enter and translate a single report, but when I try to get the whole site, like the Dutch site, translated I get an error message. Of course Babel and Google will translate the whole site BEFORE I log in but then you can't read the forums until you log in.

Any translation help will be greatly appreciated.

Maybe I have to change something that Babel is working. I will look for that

PS It is spä*** = spaeter or later.

[Frank Dallas]

You guys are great.

Do the girls generally have a sense of humour?

[Chukar]

Since my return from the FKK world I have longed on to the Dutch and German forums, but could use some help.

So far I have used Babel and Google translation services. Here is my problem. When I try to use the section where Babel lets you enter the whole website for translation, after I long in, all I get is an Error message. In other words both Google and Babel will let me enter and translate a single report, but when I try to get the whole site, like the Dutch site, translated I get an error message. Of course Babel and Google will translate the whole site BEFORE I log in but then you can't read the forums until you log in.

Any translation help will be greatly appreciated.

[Hessen Bub]

You are very beautiful, but I just arrived, perhaps we can meet later?

Du bist sehr hübsch (schön), vielleicht sehen wir uns spä*** noch?

No thank you, not right now, I just arrived.

Nein danke, jetzt nicht, ich bin gerade erst angekommen.

No thank you, maybe later, you are so beautiful I would drop dead if I was alone with you and I can't die tonight.

Nein danke, vielleicht spä***. Du bist so schön, wäre ich alleine mit Dir würde ich sofort tot umfallen und ich darf heute nicht sterben.

I'm sorry, I am unable to find my penis right now, please check later.

Es tut mir leid, ich kann meinen Schwanz gerade nicht finden, frag doch spä*** noch mal nach.

HB

[Willem2]

You are very beautiful, but I just arrived, perhaps we can meet later?

Du bist ja sehr schön, aber ich bin gerade angekommen, vielleicht spä***.

No thank you, not right now, I just arrived.

Nein Danke, nicht gerade aber vielleicht spä***.

No thank you, maybe later, you are so beautiful I would drop dead if I was alone with you and I can't die tonight.

Nein Danke ......

I'm sorry, I am unable to find my penis right now, please check later.

[/quote]Verzeihung, aber ich kann mein Schwanz nicht finden, bitte komme spä*** mal wieder vorbei.

Mmmmmm

[Frank Dallas]

As a rookie, I am sure that I will walk into an FKK and immediately go into pussy catatonia. Nevertheless, when I come too I would like to be able to gently say no to an aggressive lady until I can find the one I like. (which may take all of 5 minutes).

So, I thought perhaps some gentle brushoffs would be good.

Anyone know how to say these in Deutsche.

You are very beautiful, but I just arrived, perhaps we can meet later?

No thank you, not right now, I just arrived.

No thank you, maybe later, you are so beautiful I would drop dead if I was alone with you and I can't die tonight.

I'm sorry, I am unable to find my penis right now, please check later.

[Swiss Monger]

All,

Who can find the name / report of a German Brazilian girl from Cologne, but who also works in Frankfurt clubs? Perfect German, no Brazilian and fair skin for South American mix.

Thank you.

[Jackyo]

Jackyo,

I speak German like a snarling chimpanzee anyway . My greatgrandma and grandma were nice to me in Yiddish, disciplined me in German, and talked behind my back in Russian.

Plus since I type with two fingers, it's going to be Geissen one day and Giessen the next.

.. that if one speaks German, one can understand some spoken Yiddish. It was a revelation to me.

Reminds me of the scene in the movie "Young Frankenstein" when Gene Wilder insists that he should be referred to as "Dr. Frankenst-eeeee-n" and not as "Dr. Frankenst-aye-n".