Pattaya Reports

[Lou32]

Checked this place out for the first time yesterday and was pretty pleased. It's about 90% down soi Lengkee as you walk away from LK Metro. I'll give the caveat that I was pretty backed up and would have probably banged a baboon! I actually strolled by around 6:30 and thought the place was closed. Since I'm an idiot, I didn't notice the doorbell until I went back at about 8 to check again. I rang the bell and the ladyboy bartender answered quickly. Immediately, I was greeted with a deafening "Good evening, sir! From all the girls.

There was one other customer there and I quickly noticed that his girl's shirt was pulled all the way down and the customer was going to town. I sat up at the bar and four girls approached me. The ladies on offer are nothing really to write home about, but the girl I took (Nana) definitely knew her trade well. We went into the back room and she fully stripped and helped me out of my shorts. Like I said, I was pretty backed up and poor Nana had a tough time not making a mess when the glory moment came. My hands were free to roam the whole time.

Afterward, I was mentioning that I had thought the place was closed and was remarking on the doorbell system. The bartender drew my attention to a computer monitor behind the bar which had a camera feed of the entrance. This is to prevent cops or 'Thai people' from getting, I was told. So I guess this could be a negative if anyone is afraid Wikileaks and Edward Snowden are going to hack into the video feed and make it public.

As I left, there was a deafening "Thank you, sir. See you soon!

Total damage was 1365 baht.

600 for the girl (500 + 100 tip).

765 for the bar (300 barfine + drinks).

I think it's worth a shot if you're in the area.

OK. Sorry for the dumb question but -does this and other bars in the LK Metro area have upstairs rooms like on Soi 6? I stay in the area but sometimes I want a quick session right on premises without dragging them back to my room.

[SirWilliam4]

I'm curious and wonder if there is any fun to be had in places like:

Let's Relax.

letsrelaxspa.com

Anyone been to any places like these and has been given more sensual styles of massages?

I've not been there personally, but I'd guess that no extras are offered. Most likely the best you could do would be to lure one of the massage ladies to your room during her off hours. Just guessing.

SW4.

[Hornyscot]

I'm curious and wonder if there is any fun to be had in places like:

Let's Relax.

letsrelaxspa.com

Anyone been to any places like these and has been given more sensual styles of massages?

[GerryGa]

http://www.pattayaprostatemassage.co...te-massage.php

Despite what the site says this is a sexual experience which for me ended with an intense orgasm through stimulation of the prostrate and the genitals. What makes it different from other places with the same pitch is the consummate skill of the owner. The medical clinic vibe as you enter sets the mood. There is little chat except her having you totally relax and placing yourself in her capable hands. She uses hot oil, hot stones, hot towels rather like the premium special at Tandy Massage back in Bangkok but with a major difference. A lubricated latex dressed finger expertly probes the anus while at the same time massaging the genitals and the perineum I. E. The area between the anus and the balls. This soon makes you want to pop. Sensing it she eases back to neutral before again and again resuming a variation of the above. This continues until eventually it gets so intense you tell her not to stop to keep going and then a whamo release.

My feeling is that it may not be for everybody and despite my great experience it's not a place I would rush back to mainly because of the clinical nature of the interaction but that orgasm was about as intense as I have experienced and I did leave with a more exhilarated feeling than I normally get from a visit to a regular soapy or oilie. I paid 2000 .

[MeatMan]

For you Pattaya/Bangkok addicts!

http://www.gamesofdesire.com/quest/s...n-in-thailand/#comment-205548.

Cool game!

[Blanquiceleste]

The ladies on offer are nothing really to write home about, but the girl I took (Nana) definitely knew her trade well.

As I left, there was a deafening "Thank you, sir. See you soon!

Total damage was 1365 baht.

I think it's worth a shot if you're in the area.

I had reported on this place a couple of weeks ago. Great place. In my view among the best places to spend an afternoon. Relaxed atmosphere and no rush for LD. I think I had picked the same girl Nana. Really knew what a BBBJ means and how to do it well. Did she explain the economics of a BBBJ vs FS in the Lounge vs Room? I thought that was a great business model to 'upsell' services.

The way the ladies welcome and wish you goodbye is really cool, puts a smile on your face when you walk out.

Definitely worth more than a shot IMHO.

[Biffduff]

Checked this place out for the first time yesterday and was pretty pleased. It's about 90% down soi Lengkee as you walk away from LK Metro. I'll give the caveat that I was pretty backed up and would have probably banged a baboon! I actually strolled by around 6:30 and thought the place was closed. Since I'm an idiot, I didn't notice the doorbell until I went back at about 8 to check again. I rang the bell and the ladyboy bartender answered quickly. Immediately, I was greeted with a deafening "Good evening, sir! From all the girls.

There was one other customer there and I quickly noticed that his girl's shirt was pulled all the way down and the customer was going to town. I sat up at the bar and four girls approached me. The ladies on offer are nothing really to write home about, but the girl I took (Nana) definitely knew her trade well. We went into the back room and she fully stripped and helped me out of my shorts. Like I said, I was pretty backed up and poor Nana had a tough time not making a mess when the glory moment came. My hands were free to roam the whole time.

Afterward, I was mentioning that I had thought the place was closed and was remarking on the doorbell system. The bartender drew my attention to a computer monitor behind the bar which had a camera feed of the entrance. This is to prevent cops or 'Thai people' from getting, I was told. So I guess this could be a negative if anyone is afraid Wikileaks and Edward Snowden are going to hack into the video feed and make it public.

As I left, there was a deafening "Thank you, sir. See you soon!

Total damage was 1365 baht.

600 for the girl (500 + 100 tip).

765 for the bar (300 barfine + drinks).

I think it's worth a shot if you're in the area.

[Long91]

It can really be a turn off for me to do my hunting, find a nice girl, bring her to my room and find waves of stretch marks on her stomach. This means " baby at home." This was more common for me in Angeles city. Thanks for the report.

[Uncle Volodya]

Happiness bar is actually a beer bar on Soi 7 . Was really relaxed with a lot of girls, even though it was early in the evening and low season.

Thanks man. Enjoying your reports immense! I may check it out just to see those girls of yours.

[Banana Boi]

SG, thanks for another great report and letting us know how Climax is.

[StarGazer101]

Nice FR stargazer, keep them coming. Sure will be interesting to read upon your experience in PYX.

By the above mentioned description any chance that you are staying at Sunshine hotel. I have had to adopt the same MO of drinking in the balcony till the room chills when I stay there.

Brought back memories from my April visit.

I do indeed stay at Sunshine Hotels & Resorts. 11th floor with a stunning view of Pattaya bay. I don't mind the individual AC that turns off when I leave the room, except that it's easy to set temperature too low and ending up with an ice box for a room.

Sitting around and relaxing before doing the deed is actually very nice. It might be a worse choice during high season, because I guess the girls are in more of a hurry to get back if you bring them for ST.

[Rqnxx]

StarGazer101,

As others have mentioned, really good report and I personally think the amount of detail is perfect. I actually skipped past the first section and didn't for a second think English wasn't your first language, hah. Anyway, reports like these make me really excited about visiting Pattaya for the first time the next time I get a chance to travel to Thailand (hopefully next year).

[StarGazer101]

Day 2

Morning after action with Som

Having sent her friend back early we get on to what was a really great experience. Usually I don't do foreplay with working girls, but I really liked Som so I wanted to give her a good time as well. We fondle and kiss a bit and then I start to finger her. With two fingers finding her g-spot and thumb on clit she starts to shake and shiver, and soon her whole body convulses and she silently gasps. She then just lies there with a grin on her face. But I'm not done yet. I lick her clit while again going for the g-spot she shortly comes again, after which she starts laughing hysterically. Relaxing a bit more on the bed with some easy fondling I figured, I might make this a triple for her. I quickly make her come with just my fingers again. Afterwords she looks like she's going to faint and her entire body is shiny from sweat (she didn't smell from it so it was great). "I can take no more, now it's your turn".

Now it's pretty much standard action, except that Som seems to be really really into it. Starting with a very enthusiastic BBBJ, she soon gets on top. We go for some doggy action and I figured now was the time to try for some anal. I pick up the quality lube I brought from home and start lubing up her ass, worrying that she might call it off. But she only spreads wider and asks me to be careful. After a couple of minutes of lubing her up I put one finger inside. It feels like it's in a vice, damn she's got a tight ass! Second finger goes in and she whimpers, but doesn't really move away. Time to make a go for it then, but she clamps up and I can't get inside. More lube, more fingering and finally I managed to push inside the tightest place my cock's ever been in. I start out slowly and she's alright with that, but when I push harder she gasps and asks me to be careful. Since I like this girl I don't want to make her hurt too much and go back to the slow, half-in action. After a couple of minutes she wants to ride me again. I tell her that she needs a new condom before switching from ass to pussy, I guess even working girls don't know it all. I soon pull out and finish in her mouth.

She goes off to spit and rinse then hangs around a while before showering and getting ready to leave. She wanted a tip, but I figured 2500 for LT was already high and I did let her pick all the venues for our bar hopping the night before. If anything Dae should have gotten less then her 2500, leaving early and not really participating in anything and Som should have gotten a bigger bite of the 5000 total.

If I decide to bring two girls another time I will:

A) Negotiate better.

B) Make sure that the girls are OK with proper girl on girl action.

C) If, after the initial 3 way it turns out that the girls won't do each other properly I will set it up for two separate one-on-one sessions. One girl before bedtime and one in the morning. I'm pretty sure I could have made that happen if handled correctly.

Shopping and lunch at Big C mall

Going over budget a lot on day one I decided to take it easy on shopping heading straight for the discount area, picking up three T-shirt, one pair of short and a pair of swimming shorts for just under 1000. A nice lunch at one of the Thai style places inside the mall for only 110, a bargain. Not sure if you can find better if you want to eat inside in an AC area.

Back to hotel, just chilling for a few hours before heading out at 7-8 pm.

Beer bar next to 2nd street

Trying to find my way on foot to LK metro and check out the opening of a new coyote bar Climax, I stop by a beer bar. One of the girls immediately starts chatting with me and wants to play 4-in-a-row. I agree and order a beer for myself. Mama-san and another girl is also with me and I have some fun making them guess where I'm from. Being a Wasian guy they never believe me when I tell them I'm Swedish, until I show a copy of my passport.

I get a drink for Fon, which is the friendliest girl there. After about 10 games the honors are even and she seems to really enjoy herself. She tells me she usually beats everyone easily and points to a few farangs in the bar and say "they never win". Not having played this game in over 20 years I'm now getting into it and I win 7 straight games, she starts to sulk a bit so I tell her that if she wins any of the next three games I'll buy her a drink. This doesn't happen, but I buy her another drink anyway. One more game which I let her win, didn't want to make her feel too bad.

Fon seems really into me, she touches my face a lot and constantly wants me to kiss her, and whenever another girl comes close she glares and sends them off with a smattering of Thai. She asks me to take her out, but unfortunately she's really chubby bordering on fat and I don't pay for fat chicks. Eventually she even offers to go with me for no payment, except the 300 BF. Being slightly tempted I decide to decline. She didn't turn me on and it wouldn't feel fair not to pay her, she's got to make a living after all.

Climax Coyote bar on LK Metro

Having seen online that this joint would open it's doors today, I figured it would be worth checking out. The place is packed and the only seat available is a stool next to the stage, poor me! Quality of girls is very mixed, a couple of the dancers where really chubby with bad stretch marks. Only two or three stunner, which where taken of course. A good number of average looking chicks though.

After a while some girls ask me over to a table closer to the corner, where they sit around between their time on stage. Suddenly I have the hands of 3-4 girls all over me while another two grinding themselves against me. A really nice experience! None of the girls really does it for me and being a coyote bar it's no way to tell if a girl is available for BF or not, so I decide to move on. As I'm about to leave I spot a guy hiding shyly in a corner, I point this out to the girls and he reluctantly decides to take my vacant seat. Looking back as I leave the club he's all smiles from getting the same treatment as I did. Felt good to help out a fellow punter.

Just over 100 for a beer, money well spent. Not getting pestered for LDs or BF made it even better. Maybe that was only because it was opening night and things will change, if it stays like this is a nice place to visit for some laid back fun.

Ladyboy scare on Soi6

Entering Soi6 from second street (the end where most BJ bars are located) I look around for talent. Nothing special at the BJ places so I keep walking. A stunner comes up and I decide to go with her to the inside area of the bar. Looking a bit closer I think I spot an adams apple, alert! I ask if she's a ladyboy, she says no. Still not conviced I order a beer and a drink for her. She asks if I want BJ and I tell her that I want to see her pussy first to be sure she's not a ladyboy. She pulls down her underwear about one inch to show some hair, but I can't see if there's a pussy and she refuses to uncross her legs. I'm now convinced that I'm dealing with a ladyboy. I make my final play and say "show pussy-BJ-pay". She counters with "pay-BJ-show pussy". I make a polite exit.

ST Soi6: 1400

Walking to towards beach road looking around, I can't really see any talent. Then I reach Smokes & Kisses bar and OMG! There are around 10 girls standing around 5 of them easily hotter then 95% of the girls at the newly Climax coyote club I visited earlier. This bar was not on my list, since I read somewhere online it was turning into a ladyboy place. The "mama-san" is indeed a LD or rather a caricature of an over the hill cross dresser, no risk making a mistake there and there was one more really old LB sitting next to her but I'm pretty sure they where just friends. The girls all wear plaid miniskirts and bikini tops, so you get to see their bellies and as far as I could tell there wasn't a stretchmarks in sight. I quickly settle down with a stunner, who's called Rabbit. Rabbit is a really short girl, with a pretty face framed by bangs. She's got a great body.

We go for short time and after some decent BBBJ action she gets on top. Insane, she rides me like a maniac for 10-15 minutes. I even thought my pelvis would crack a couple of times. We do some missionary, before she tries to finish me off with her mouth. This doesn't work so we end with me sitting on top of her jerking off in her mouth. A really nice session.

I went back to this place on day 3 and will give you a detailed report on that visit later. The girls are really hot, but they all seem to turn dow: Anal, CIM, COF and rimming. If you can do without those things it is a great place.

Windmill agogo on Soi Diamond: 900

Having read online that this place would have fully nude girls I decided to have a look. I was not disappointed. They had two places with nude girls performing with each other, one on the side of the main stage and one next to one of the bars. All seats around those places where taken so I decided to by the tub instead, a great choice.

One of the girls in the tub immediately asks me to help her wash. I get into it and after a couple of minutes feeling her up all over with my soapy hands I agree to get her a LD. Then a real stunner comes and plants herself on my lap, don't remember her name but she was 20 yo with a super nice body with firm B-cups (a solid 9, unless you require big'uns), face 7-8. LD for her, girl in tub glares a bit at us but I don't care. She's all over me and even lets me slide a finger inside her pussy right there in the bar.

And now things get real interesting! Two couples arrive and sit opposite me, also next to the tub. One couple looks European with a blond girl around 30. The other couple looks ME or NAfrican and look to be in their mid twenties. At the start they are all smiles but after a while I notice that the ME girl starts to look annoyed with her BF, who's head is spinning looking at all the nude action. She looks more and more pissed and I decide to wind her up a bit extra. I make my girl sit on me lap with her legs spread, which makes her pussy point straight at the angry GF on the other side. Each time she looks our way I spread my girls pussy, or slide a finger inside. Sure enough our "audience" looks more and more angry and disgusted. She soon starts pestering her BF about leaving and they take off with her shooting daggers with her eyes at me. LOL.

I keep ordering beers for myself and LDs for my girl and her pestering for ST action gets worse and worse, but I'm not willing pay 2000 plus 1000 BF for short time (only the really really hot feature dancing girl at Insomnia night club would be worth that much). She goes off to toilet and says she'll be back in couple of minutes, when she hasn't returned almost 15 minutes later I get the message and decide to settle my 900 bill.

Beach Road Freelancer: 800

Having a hard time to decide whether to go for a cheap BJ on Soi 6 or get a girl from beach road I start walking north along beach road to see if I find something good. Picking up a slim girl, settling on 800 we grab an MC taxi back to my hotel. It turned out that she was older then she looked in the dim lights at the beach, probably in mid-late 40's. She still had a nice body though with only a few stretch marks. We quickly get down to action. Sadly her pussy was very stretched. She refused to rim me and also declined CIM or COF. I didn't finish and sent her off after only a short while.

At least now I know that services should be part of the negotiation and that I need to take a closer look when going to the dimly lit beach road for a girl.

Day 2/10 summary

1 x ST: 1400

1 x FL: 800

Windmill gogo: 900

Other: 500.

Total: 3600 (+1000 shopping).

All in all a good a day. Including the morning fun with Som I had three sessions and popped twice.

[Banana Boi]

Thanks for your informative review, SG. Looking forward to the other 9 days.

then I see a huge flashing billboard advertising Magnum & Happy Garden, form those not familiar these are FKK clubs in Germany, but this was that last thing I expected to see on walking street.

Obviously the signage isn't working, for PHG anyways. LOL.

[StarGazer101]

Is Happiness bar the GoGo that is mid -soi, on the right , just before the first stretch of open air bars as you walk down to BR?

Uncle-V.

Happiness bar is actually a beer bar on Soi 7 . Was really relaxed with a lot of girls, even though it was early in the evening and low season.