Melbourne Brothel Reports

[RnTug]

I thought I would give this place a visit last Wed night as I had been here a few years ago. I thought I would give a ring and see what type of ladies were available but gave it a miss and just went and see what presented. Three ladies were on and all would have been in their late 40's. One looked anorexic, one with silicon and an attitude and the third named Skye probably the best of the lot caucasian slim with b cups. I booked 45 and had the cock check and was left to take a shower and I was still waiting for the hot water to run 5 minutes later and it was luke warm in the end. She came into to the room and the downlights were bright as and I said turn them down to which she replied they cannot be turned down. Down to business instead of building up with a little teasing and rubbing my knob she put a cover on straight away and started sucking and it was so mechanical I could hardly get hard. She got on top and was just as uninspiring and then asked if I wanted to get on top. Her box had no feeling whatsoever. Eventually I did blow thinking of the pornos I watched and to top it off she hands me a kleenex and then holding a plasitic bag waited for me to pull the franga off and put it in the bag. How precious I thought she didn't want to touch cum. She then asks would I like a massage and then starts with gentle hand rubs without any cream or lube. I then said to her can you give me a hj to finish off to which she then went to open up a cover and put it on and i asked why are you doing that and her reply was that it is still sex so I just told her to continue with the massage..

Have not been here for years, but I stopped seeing Caucasian WLs years ago because of the shit service and ridiculous prices, much better value with the Asian WLs.

[RnTug]

Hey guys, I was staying in Moorabbin for a few days and found myself with a free night, so I googled nearby brothels. Tried Red Light Relaxation Centre on Winterton Road, but it's obviously been shuttered for a while. So, headed to the nearby Oriental Orchids on Hume St. Kind of an industrial area, but signage made it easy to spot. Only 2 girls available at the time. Took the younger one (can't recall her name, unfortunately) for 45 min ($170). Rooms were spare but clean, she was friendly if not totally GFE, and she provided good services with an above-average BBBJ (although 50 extra). Had a good time, so I would recommend the place, even if I can't recall the girl's name. Had a better time in Sydney, though. Happy hobbying, guys!

$170 then $50 extra for a BBBJ? You have got to be kidding me? You must have plenty of money or don't read reviews, much better value around for that price.

[Rangler]

I thought I would give this place a visit last Wed night as I had been here a few years ago. I thought I would give a ring and see what type of ladies were available but gave it a miss and just went and see what presented. Three ladies were on and all would have been in their late 40's. One looked anorexic, one with silicon and an attitude and the third named Skye probably the best of the lot caucasian slim with b cups. I booked 45 and had the cock check and was left to take a shower and I was still waiting for the hot water to run 5 minutes later and it was luke warm in the end. She came into to the room and the downlights were bright as and I said turn them down to which she replied they cannot be turned down. Down to business instead of building up with a little teasing and rubbing my knob she put a cover on straight away and started sucking and it was so mechanical I could hardly get hard. She got on top and was just as uninspiring and then asked if I wanted to get on top. Her box had no feeling whatsoever. Eventually I did blow thinking of the pornos I watched and to top it off she hands me a kleenex and then holding a plasitic bag waited for me to pull the franga off and put it in the bag. How precious I thought she didn't want to touch cum. She then asks would I like a massage and then starts with gentle hand rubs without any cream or lube. I then said to her can you give me a hj to finish off to which she then went to open up a cover and put it on and i asked why are you doing that and her reply was that it is still sex so I just told her to continue with the massage.

I was flabbergasted after this experience and came away thinking how is this joint making money and charging top dollar and then serving up this crap. Usually your gut feel is right that you should have walked after the intro. WIR not a chance in hell.

I just put the question to the other punters what has happened to all the great caucasian talent that used be in the brothels.

[R The Man]

Hey guys, I was staying in Moorabbin for a few days and found myself with a free night, so I googled nearby brothels. Tried Red Light Relaxation Centre on Winterton Road, but it's obviously been shuttered for a while. So, headed to the nearby Oriental Orchids on Hume St. Kind of an industrial area, but signage made it easy to spot. Only 2 girls available at the time. Took the younger one (can't recall her name, unfortunately) for 45 min ($170). Rooms were spare but clean, she was friendly if not totally GFE, and she provided good services with an above-average BBBJ (although 50 extra). Had a good time, so I would recommend the place, even if I can't recall the girl's name. Had a better time in Sydney, though. Happy hobbying, guys!

[Cotos]

Visited Scarlet lady in Clifton hill recently and had a good time with Anna. She's early a to mid 30's petite South Korean girl. Service includes DFK, DATY, BBBJ. Her English is poor but she's lovely and friendly provider. Here's my cut and paste review from another site.

Went to Scarlet lady during the week. Pre booked Anna, have seen her a few times before. This place has new management in the last 6/9 months or so. A few ladies from the previous owners still work here including Anna. She's my favourite at the moment over Cherry and Tina. Coco and Ci Ci seemed to have moved on. I've had great sessions with all these girls.

Any way, paid the young guy $230 for the hour and into the room. Anna came in just as I got out of the shower, her English is not great. A welcome smile, kiss and a hug before she had a quick shower herself and gave her pussy a nice rinse. Started with some sensual DFK and cuddles, some nice stroking of my cock. " Slowly" she whispered and smiled at me as she went gently down for some nice BBBJ. She took her time taking my cock nice and deep as I lightly rubbed her pussy. My turn to give some DATY which she seemed to really enjoy.

On with the jacket and she jumped on top. Again this was slow sensual and deep as she lent forward and kissed me lipped locked as I fucked her. Turned her over and fucked her doggy while facing the mirror, some light moaning to be heard. We finish off with mish, slowly at first, edging and holding back a bit until the final few minutes with an absolute pounding to finish off. A big embracing hug and smiles all round as I melted after the climax. With 10 minutes still on the clock, we just lay together wrapped around each other until time was up.

I had a great session with Anna and thoroughly recommend her. Cheers fellas.

[RnTug]

Trapped in Melbourne for a few months. A colleague wanted to look at the talent at Kittens. I really cannot do the 'look but no touch" routine at places like Kittens. Talent was great but paying $50 plus for a lap dance for 10 minutes is not for me. Saw a lot of punters doing that though. Feel sorry for all the western guys trapped in places like Melbourne. Expensive and nowhere near as much fun as asia. Just depressing to see grown men throwing good money just so they can fondle a woman for ten minutes. The price we pay for living in a western country!

Cannot wait to get back to asia.

Happy Hunting.

Yes Axiata, there are some expensive places in Melbourne. But if you shop around there are some reasonably priced places as well. Rainbow Dolls and Romantics are both OK. But as you say, nothing like Asia.

[Axiata]

Trapped in Melbourne for a few months. A colleague wanted to look at the talent at Kittens. I really cannot do the 'look but no touch" routine at places like Kittens. Talent was great but paying $50 plus for a lap dance for 10 minutes is not for me. Saw a lot of punters doing that though. Feel sorry for all the western guys trapped in places like Melbourne. Expensive and nowhere near as much fun as asia. Just depressing to see grown men throwing good money just so they can fondle a woman for ten minutes. The price we pay for living in a western country!

Cannot wait to get back to asia.

Happy Hunting.

[RnTug]

I had an amazing session with the lovely Linda at Romantics in Brunswick. Linda is a tall, super slim PRC girl with a nice set of fake see-cups. She's 26 years old and is a real spinner. Not an ounce of extra fat on her. She wasn't wearing make up and I'd rate her an 8. 0. If she was wearing makeup, she'd be a 9. She's the type of girl that would look good in the passenger seat of a Chinese drug lords' Lamborghini or on my arm as we walk down Collins Street.

Linda offered a real GFE and was an enthusiastic performer. DFK, DATY, AR, BBBJ, DT was all willingly provided. Nicely shaven pussy and super clean. She really got into DATY and genuinely came, quite noisily. I came doggie while playing with her tits, tickling her clit and fingering her ass (not all at the same time).

After I came, she laid next to me for about 5 minutes and we chatted. She got her tits done in Sydney and the surgeon has done a good job. He's used the infra-mammary fold incision and you can still see the scarring under each boob. Her sister Monica also works there.

Agree Romantics has always been top value.

[Engine Driver]

I had an amazing session with the lovely Linda at Romantics in Brunswick. Linda is a tall, super slim PRC girl with a nice set of fake see-cups. She's 26 years old and is a real spinner. Not an ounce of extra fat on her. She wasn't wearing make up and I'd rate her an 8. 0. If she was wearing makeup, she'd be a 9. She's the type of girl that would look good in the passenger seat of a Chinese drug lords' Lamborghini or on my arm as we walk down Collins Street.

Linda offered a real GFE and was an enthusiastic performer. DFK, DATY, AR, BBBJ, DT was all willingly provided. Nicely shaven pussy and super clean. She really got into DATY and genuinely came, quite noisily. I came doggie while playing with her tits, tickling her clit and fingering her ass (not all at the same time).

After I came, she laid next to me for about 5 minutes and we chatted. She got her tits done in Sydney and the surgeon has done a good job. He's used the infra-mammary fold incision and you can still see the scarring under each boob. Her sister Monica also works there.

I've never had a bad session at Romantics and the Chinese papasan certainly picks them well. Compare the prices here with what you pay for a nude handjob!!

Gentlemen, Linda is right up there with the sweetest of hookers.

[Engine Driver]

One afternoon after work, I wandered up to Tope Street, South Melbourne where there are three brothels in a row. I'd been to all three before and knew the deal. All Asian and all very hit and miss. Nevertheless, I was bored and just wanted to see the situation. I went into the middle one first and all the girls were busy at 4. 30 pm, so I went next door to 39. This is an all Korean place. The young papasan yelled out for the girls to come out. Four girls in lingerie came out, said Hello, and quickly disappeared. Three were really young and beautiful. Almost doll like and I would have rated them an 8. One was a bit older and probably a 5, but gave me a naughty smile. Beautiful K-pop girls are not normally my thing as there's too much attitude and silly rules to deal with. I knew the score, so wasn't going to be disappointed as I was already expecting the worst. I chose Amy, a stunning girl around 24 years of age.

Once in the room, everything was mechanical and rehearsed to within an inch of its life. Absolutely no kissing, no pussy touching, no DATY and just light nipple sucking. She wouldn't even sit on me in case the sweat on my skin entered her diamond studded, gilded pussy. So pretty much all I could do was stare at her beautiful body. Normally I can't get hard, let alone cum in these sorts of situations. However, her CBJ was very good and I got hard very quickly. Then onto mish, followed by doggie. I sneakily touched her ass hole and she got quite vocal about that. Staring at lovely ass got me over the line.

Now I was really relaxed about the whole thing. If I made a fuss and became irate, I wouldn't have cum. But I accepted my fate and went with it. It wasn't an unpleasant fuck.

WIR? NO WAY. I like plenty of DFK, DATY and a more relaxed attitude from my girls. The cost was $130 for 30 minutes. I guess if you live or work nearby and wanted a release before going home to the missus, then these beautiful K-girls will get you over the line in a robotic way. But for older mongers like me who need a bit more passion, then there are plenty of better options.

I must say that for a brothel, this place was absolutely spotless. Newly renovated and not a towel out of place. The hygiene standards of the girls would be impeccable.

[Engine Driver]

Sasha is a stunning Chinese girl working at Romantics. I've seen her twice and have not been disappointed. Sasha is tall and has long flowing hair. She wears a body hugging see-through evening dress and has a great slim body and a good attitude. I've booked her for the half hour service which cost $125. Great value with this girl and at $125 it sure beats the RnTs services around Melbourne.

Nice report TCY. Does she provide BBBJ? I've always had good service at Romantics. Sure beats The Main Course since they jacked up their prices and only have old hags there now.

[TakeCareYou]

Sasha is a stunning Chinese girl working at Romantics. I've seen her twice and have not been disappointed. Sasha is tall and has long flowing hair. She wears a body hugging see-through evening dress and has a great slim body and a good attitude. I've booked her for the half hour service which cost $125. Great value with this girl and at $125 it sure beats the RnTs services around Melbourne.

[TakeCareYou]

Went to this establishment again mid-afternoon and decided on Miko a 23 Y. O girl from Hong Kong with a killer body. Miko had a firm body with a firm curvey butt and flat stomach and mid-sized boobs. Miko was nice but a little disconnected. She immediatley wanted to lay me down on the bed, wack a condom on and commence some ordinary oral. But I wasn't having any of that. I initiated some standing up kissing, licking and sucking and then offered to massage her back and front to experience and enjoy her gorgeous body. She let me play "down there" which was soft and moist but she wanted extra for DATY. No thanks. Next was the usual three positons (her on top, me on top and doggy.) Doggy was magnificent with the sight of her trim and taunt butt and her firm and shapely back all on view for me to enjoy. Finished with a cuddle and a hand-job to end the seesion. Miko speaks very little English and was a bit disconnected and not very affectionate but still a worthwhile session. So if you're into firm bodies with no body fat, asian and no conversation Miko is the girl for you.

[EdgingFanatic]

Edging Fanatic, I agree 100% with Brauninc. Fantastic report and fantastic effort to go to so many places in 1 night, legend.

Glad you liked my suggestion of Rainbow Dolls. There is a great fuck works there called Vivian, really turns it on, does the lot for $100. Not sure what days she works but just ring and ask, give her a go you will not regret it.

Thank you! That's an outstanding tip about Vivian and I intend to try her out as soon as possible.

EF.

[TakeCareYou]

Decided it was time to re-visit an old favourite so went to Scarlett Lady in Clifton Hill early this (Friday) afternoon. Was ushered into the introductions room and I noticed they have a small white-board with the ladies name and the country they come from. I've never seen this before at any brothel. Anyway was introduced to 3 ladies all nice and selected a girl called Happy from Taiwan.

Happy was er um. Happy, slim with nice white skin and good sized boobs.

In the room I tried to initiate some standing-up kissing and cuddling but Happy quickly moved me onto the bed and put a condom on. I asked for BBBJ but that was refused. What followed was a rushed blow job with too much hand action. She must have been in a hurry. The situation was off to a bad start. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. So I decided I had to rescue the situation and be more assertive. I told Happy (in a firm voice) to slow down about 5 or 6 times and gradually she got the message and slowed down to a more sensual pace. I then grabbed both her hands so she could only use her mouth. He he. The sight of her mouth working on me got me going. Things started to get better. I asked her to lick my balls and surprisingly she was willing to do that at least. She did a good job actually. Sex was in the usual 3 positions. Her on top, me on top and doggy. Happy was making too much noise and I had to repeatedly tell her to quieten down Why do some girls make so much noise? We all know the groans, moans and sighs are fake anyway. They do nothing for me. I actually told Happy that if she quietened down I would come quicker but this was to no avail!

Anyway I gave her a good workout because at 59 years of age it's hard to come quick. Finally finished with a selfie hand job while she licked my balls again. That did the trick.

All in all a good session that needed a bit of rescuing at the beginning. Would be happy to see her again but be prepared to not let her run the show and move at your own pace. Use the full 30 minutes. $120 was well spent but no tip for Happy.