Sosua Reports

[The Tall Man]

OK, so my 5-day Sosua break is behind me now. Here are a few observations you might find useful. My apologies for my writing style. There are very talented writers here who know how to describe sexual encounters in a way that gets you hard. I don't know how to do that. To me it's simply like I came, I cummed, I paid. Boring.

And yet, I have never experienced so many terrible encounters as I have in Sosua. I've mongered all over the world except Africa and the Pacific, and never met a hooker who was trying to get out of the deal BEFORE I would bust my nut. Only in Sosua. It's insane and not an isolated experience.

That's a shame, really, because Sosua looks so promising. Could be a little Pattaya, only with a clean beach, if it weren't for the work "ethics" of these stupid, lazy and lying working girls.

I don't mean you can't find a diamond in the rough, as I have, occasionally, but who needs the stress? The only way to truly enjoy it, IMHO, is to grow your own semi-pro list and ignore Pedro Gisante.

This is not a point-and-click town for newbies, IMHO.

Interesting read for me as I visited the sue once about 3 years ago and now it is officially marked off my bucket list of mongering spots I must visit.

I recall my observations and experiences, while not as hard core chicas that you encountered, the end result is the same. I am probably spoiled by the passionate cuties that I have at my finger tips here in Medellin so I have no reason to return to the Sue.

You don't state your race but I must say that the brothers love the Sue. I was almost the only white gringo in my hotel but must say that the brothers were all fun and welcoming to me. My point is that the brothers partied with a large number of their fellow bros (black guys) and I must admit this is why they enjoy the Sue so much as it is just as much of bro time with a splash of chicas in the mix that make their stay so much fun.

Good review and thanks for posting.

The Tall Man.

[Oakie]

.....I have never experienced so many terrible encounters as I have in Sosua. I've mongered all over the world except Africa and the Pacific, and never met a hooker who was trying to get out of the deal BEFORE I would bust my nut. Only in Sosua. It's insane and not an isolated experience.

That's a shame, really, because Sosua looks so promising. Could be a little Pattaya, only with a clean beach, if it weren't for the work "ethics" of these stupid, lazy and lying working girls.

Great report XP!

Too bad you had to hit it at the worst time of the year. Like the harvest, the freshest fruit is when it is in season.

I don't mean you can't find a diamond in the rough, as I have, occasionally, but who needs the stress? The only way to truly enjoy it, IMHO, is to grow your own semi-pro list and ignore Pedro Gisante.....

Bingo! That's the way I roll, and it works well for me. I don't go downtown very often, and certainly not for my pussy, but if you are rarely there, it's nigh on impossible to develop those onging local relationships.

Good luck in the future!

[Mr Enternational]

OK, so my 5-day Sosua break is behind me now. Here are a few observations you might find useful. My apologies for my writing style. There are very talented writers here who know how to describe sexual encounters in a way that gets you hard.

Great report and great writing style. I do not read ISG to get my dick hard. I read ISG to get information that I can use. You did an excellent job of that in your reports. Thanks.

[Xpartan]

OK, so my 5-day Sosua break is behind me now. Here are a few observations you might find useful. My apologies for my writing style. There are very talented writers here who know how to describe sexual encounters in a way that gets you hard. I don't know how to do that. To me it's simply like I came, I cummed, I paid. Boring.

ARRIVAL.

Got into the VIP Arrival Lounge. Didn't see it there last year, is it new or did I not notice before? In any case, we got in with my Priority Pass card, had a couple of beers, coffee, and a sorry-ass sandwich, but the kicker is this. When we were ready, the attendant grabbed our bags, got us through the immigration, then through the customs, and let me tell you, that line that was huge and CRAWLING, and through the exit into the parking lot. We tipped him about $10, and that was $10 well-spent, LOL. We were the only people there, so I guess this thing hasn't caught on yet.

For those of you, guys, who don't know, you can buy a Priority Pass, but it also comes with some premium credit cards and gives you free access to over 1,000 airport lounges all over the world, but I've never encountered this "fast track" service.

We didn't check bags, but if you do, you can grab a couple of free beers or some more serious stuff while they get your luggage, and then they'll whisk you through. Nice!

LODGING.

We booked a pool villa in Hispaniola Residencial for $100 a night, and it was fantastic! I had some serious reservations about their weird chica policy, but it turned out to be all bullshit (thank you Oakie for putting my mind at ease).

FOOD.

Loved the restaurant at Hisponiola! The food was great, the ambiance – even better, and there was a wonderful Flamenco show. Truly, an enjoyable night and a perfect place for a classy dinner with a real date.

Other than that, we ate at Waterfront (Alicia Beach), the sports restaurant with huge screens across from the Bourbon Street, and a German restaurant, which name escapes me. The food was fine everywhere.

CHICAS.

The heat was intense. The town was half-empty. Most Pedro Gisante chicas were undoable.

I already wrote about my bad experiences (actually was so pissed off that even posted in the wrong section (Sosua Hotels). To recap:

Day 1. Sunday. Pulled a chica from Classico. Got to the room, started fucking. 10 minutes into the deed, come dreadful fake moans, then oh papi, then tu leche and shit. I knew where it was going so I told her to shut the fuck up in English and quite rudely, actually. To my surprise, she did. I somehow managed to bust a nut and kicked her out without further ado. She seemed quite perplexed, but fuck it. Not a total loss.

Day 2. Got mild food poisoning. Stayed at the villa.

Day 3. Pulled a Haitian girl off the street. Passed an interview with flying colors. Nice, friendly, soft-spoken, the only thing I didn't like was she had no phone. You can read what happened in the report I mistakenly posted in Sosua Hotels.

Day 4. Got my wallet picked at the Merengue. Rushed to the villa to report it and cancel the card, briefly thought about making it back, then called it the night, the mood wasn't there.

Day 5. Pulled a non-pro from a beach bar, and that was a highlight of my whole trip. She was well in her 30-s, but still had a killer ass and legs. While most of you, guys, wouldn't be interested in that age group, gee, what a difference she made! We had a few drinks, got in the pool, fooled around, talked, laughed, had more drinks, there was no rush and no discussion of time or money. Also no monster sex, but total GF experience, nice, tender, yet intense. Spent about 4 hours together before she went back to her 4 kids. Gave her 3 K (but she paid for a cab both ways) and a couple of gifts, which she appreciated.

Classico was packed on Sunday but dead afterwards, as was City Lights, but I've never gotten there after 1 AM. Merengue was hopping.

CONCLUSION.

I'm not a Sosua basher. I came to Sosua for the first time 20 years ago and hated it. But after being there probably about dozen of times since then, it kinda grown on me. The obvious advantages are:

1. Just a 3-hour flight from New York.

2. 2 great beaches with clear and wonderful, Caribbean-quality water.

3. Cheap international restaurants.

4. Cheap and nicely developed upscale vacation ownership market (I'm baffled why so many of you guys are still staying at hotels).

And yet, I have never experienced so many terrible encounters as I have in Sosua. I've mongered all over the world except Africa and the Pacific, and never met a hooker who was trying to get out of the deal BEFORE I would bust my nut. Only in Sosua. It's insane and not an isolated experience.

That's a shame, really, because Sosua looks so promising. Could be a little Pattaya, only with a clean beach, if it weren't for the work "ethics" of these stupid, lazy and lying working girls.

I don't mean you can't find a diamond in the rough, as I have, occasionally, but who needs the stress? The only way to truly enjoy it, IMHO, is to grow your own semi-pro list and ignore Pedro Gisante.

This is not a point-and-click town for newbies, IMHO.

[George03]

You're right about zero credibility. A "rich" American tourist is always a target, and I know that, however:

We went to eat first. I didn't know where we would be eating, so brought one card and a little cash, just in case.

The passport card. I always carry it on me when abroad. It's better to lose that than an actual passport. Maybe you're right, and it's not necessary in Sosua, I don't know.

Cash? It was less than $40. I don't know, you need to have some money on you, I guess.

I don't know. Everyone has their own security method. I always carry a wallet in my pants though, after my childhood buddy who later became a semi-career criminal showed me how they casually "beat" the wallet out of a jacket. I presume the same method would work on a shirt pocket, too.

I have had a couple of week moments, but for that reason, I don't carry much $$ on the street. I usually where a pair of thin gym shorts underneath my pants to put money in, it has done the trick. But I forgot to do this a couple of years ago in Santo Domingo, lost some cash. Some chicas, and others, are real sneaky!

[Xpartan]

Why carry those cards in the 1st place if you don't need them? Inside Merengue and especially just out side on the street (really just about anywhere), pickpockets are always present waiting to catch their prey.

The idea isn't to stroll out the door with the mindset of being willing to accept what you can afford to lose. A better mindset is not to bring things that you don't intend to use where you are going. You can't assume you can trust people just because they interact with you, and smile in your face. I have learned through the years living abroad, is that its risky assuming a friendly smile and inviting conversation is cause to be at ease and not be aware of a potential scam or ulterior motivation behind someone's sudden interest (The short and the long game). My way is to give individuals zero credibility. Prepare for the worst in people, but be flexible enough to embrace the good when it is genuine.

You're right about zero credibility. A "rich" American tourist is always a target, and I know that, however:

We went to eat first. I didn't know where we would be eating, so brought one card and a little cash, just in case.

The passport card. I always carry it on me when abroad. It's better to lose that than an actual passport. Maybe you're right, and it's not necessary in Sosua, I don't know.

Cash? It was less than $40. I don't know, you need to have some money on you, I guess.

I don't know. Everyone has their own security method. I always carry a wallet in my pants though, after my childhood buddy who later became a semi-career criminal showed me how they casually "beat" the wallet out of a jacket. I presume the same method would work on a shirt pocket, too.

[Onedazz]

Too Buku dinky dow Joe!

Hehehe.

Took her to the crib, she took a shower by herself and didn't let me in. Started off with a CBJ, made sure to show the kids some love as well. Then she turned around for some RCG but I smelled something funky. It wasn't too bad but there was a small stench. Pounded away and blasted in the raincoat.

[Oakie]

A) I am pleased to note that you are a "Law and Order" person. I am not, more so in the wake of "Black lives matter" but as the Editor here reminds us, this is no place to talk about such irrelevant thing. I just gave my impression and have no interest in what the gossip says.

B) I do not do regression analysis. I just stated what I saw, and so what if I am ridiculed? Perhaps as Oakie says, it is summer and the heat which explain lack of a lively evening or it is the big "finance" lobby, who have been silently investing and getting the place cleaned up, to get a better return but all that is mere speculation and I do not care about doing that.

By the way, apologies to you all, for having even tried reading that ridiculously formatted script of mine. I just did my usual cut and paste and the code magicians produced that paw-paw.

No biggie, Tempo, it's obviously a "one off" from a long time poster.

But they should fix that automatic text correction, that can make a post nonsensical, and eats up editing time.

A Report from the ground is worth a hundred opinions, rumors, and third hand "intel" from lurkers in the "peanut gallery"!

I'm betting your Austrian Schnitzel place will be open by December, along with some others that invariably get a name change during slow season.

[Topelite]

First time in the DR. Plenty of options on the streets, hanging around the disco club, saw a chick near new garden where there were less people and we were negotiating a price. She started to grab the crotch and twirling around for me to see. And I decided to go for it. Took her to the crib, she took a shower by herself and didn't let me in. Started off with a CBJ, made sure to show the kids some love as well. Then she turned around for some RCG but I smelled something funky. It wasn't too bad but there was a small stench. Pounded away and blasted in the raincoat.

[Tempoecorto]

Maybe that puny woman who looked hungry has been on a wanted list for doing heinous crimes. Always trips me out watching videos on the internet when police are trying to arrest someone and the peanut gallery is harassing the police for doing their job. You do not know what the situation was before you came up on it.

The place lost its character long ago, but posters who previously brought this to the forefront were always ridiculed by a couple of diehards. Is it now your turn to be ridiculed?

A) I am pleased to note that you are a "Law and Order" person. I am not, more so in the wake of "Black lives matter" but as the Editor here reminds us, this is no place to talk about such irrelevant thing. I just gave my impression and have no interest in what the gossip says.

B) I do not do regression analysis. I just stated what I saw, and so what if I am ridiculed? Perhaps as Oakie says, it is summer and the heat which explain lack of a lively evening or it is the big "finance" lobby, who have been silently investing and getting the place cleaned up, to get a better return but all that is mere speculation and I do not care about doing that.

By the way, apologies to you all, for having even tried reading that ridiculously formatted script of mine. I just did my usual cut and paste and the code magicians produced that paw-paw.

[Oakie]

I just did a 7 day stint in Sosua.

Highlights:

1) It was very very hot and it rarely rained. I never went out during.

The time when the sun was high up in the sky. I also never walked the.

Center because of the fact that I did not need to go to my usual.

Restaurant at new Garden. On one occasion, in fact the last night, I.

Made a point to drive through the center but it was a sad spectacle. I.

Think the Austrian Schintzel place has closed. There were hardly any.

Women around .....

Thanks for the report.

Around this time of year we always get a lot of gripes about the lack of action in Sosua.

Summer doldrums in August with the stifling heat. The beaches are burning. Even I took a short break back home.

Some restaurants close up for the season, not to reopen until after the hurricane season, and the number of tourists and hookers falls off sharply. But it's not permanent.

It all starts up again in November, and the complaints change to overbooking at hotels, noisy rooms and chicas who won't take less than $100.

That said, if you can stand the heat, hotels and chicas tend to be cheaper, as they compete for your business.

[Questner]

Reports on here get repetitive over time, so I applaud Tempoecorto's initiative in posting his report as a poem. But frankly it is not very good. Does not even rhyme.

No limericks yet, still "Reason why I do not look: used Badoo, and Facebook".

[OldKool]

When you have been going th DF for many years you have sean almost everything. Sosua has few surprises but it is still a fantacy for us older guys. Getting 20 year old pussy when you are 50/60 is th fountain of youth. Vets have their own harem of go to girls who have been vetted and give great service.

[Mr Enternational]

I was witness to the police (a woman cop at that). Chasing a woman. Who ran and took shelter in a colmado but the police. Came with big gun - 8/9 of them, big truck to chase a puny woman who. Looked hungry.

Maybe that puny woman who looked hungry has been on a wanted list for doing heinous crimes. Always trips me out watching videos on the internet when police are trying to arrest someone and the peanut gallery is harassing the police for doing their job. You do not know what the situation was before you came up on it.

Perhaps this is the low season but I found the place is slowly losing. Its character.

The place lost its character long ago, but posters who previously brought this to the forefront were always ridiculed by a couple of diehards. Is it now your turn to be ridiculed?

[Charles Pooter]

Reports on here get repetitive over time, so I applaud Tempoecorto's initiative in posting his report as a poem. But frankly it is not very good. Does not even rhyme.