Stupid Shit in the Philippines

[D Cups]

Imagine how sad some mongers must be feeling after spending a lifetime under the heels of feminists in the Western workplace just to scrape together a meager nest egg to retire to Flipsville. The cheap brown pussy that they were so eager to get to is no longer on tap. All that remains is the cheap booze and lady-boy action. Many of them will die without getting their marshmallows sucked one last time in Flipsville.

Imagine being Choca Monger stuck in his momma's basement waiting to cash in the aluminum cans he so diligently collects to get back to PI to do the reacharound on Erectile Dysfunction. Oh the yearning he must feel! How frustrating to wait for his long-lost lover! Well, BLM, you know! Hahhahahaha BTW, ISG fans, just back from DR on my meager salary after getting the schwatnztooka sucked and spent by five enormously mega-boobed Dominicans porn queens ranging from 36 C to 46 DDD ages 25 -34 and two are lookers spelled with an el. But hey I was only there a week. Aye yi yi fellas get to the DR while you are waiting for the PI to open! There is a 7 PM curfew (5 pm weekends) so you got to get it set up early in the day. PM me if you want more on logistics, sports fans.

[Sammon]

Imagine how sad some mongers must be feeling after spending a lifetime under the heels of feminists in the Western workplace just to scrape together a meager nest egg to retire to Flipsville. The cheap brown pussy that they were so eager to get to is no longer on tap. All that remains is the cheap booze and lady-boy action. Many of them will die without getting their marshmallows sucked one last time in Flipsville.

If you know Angeles what you are saying is not true. For many girls employed by the bar or freelancing it has become a home. They have their whole family living there. They all live there with the money earned by the girls if they have more girls. It is way of life. These people are unlikely to move anywhere. It is only the girls who have a family in the province who can go back albeit temporarily till there is demand for her.

For now night spots are closed for bargirl and freelancer. But most are on dating sites and sex is available and maybe cheaper. For those mongers who live there there should not be a problem. Philippine is full of girls who are ready to live with a foreigner who takes care of them. And also shop online for readily available ones. All you need is money.

[Locamotive]

Not sure what rock you live under but all of the women that were here in the Philippines are still here. Granted many of them left the shithole of Angeles City but there are plenty of fine women here now that will fuck you all night for the price of a chicken. Go ahead and live your know it all attitude on your high horse but those of us that are here are quite content without the tourists visas being issued. There has been an invention called the internet, maybe you should utilize it for something other than to criticize people that are living a lot better than you are.

I'm not sure what ChochaMonge is talking about, I totally agree with Mr. Beavis. I have friends who got stuck in Thailand, Laos, Vietnam and Philippines. They are having the time of their life, no competition. They are like dude if anyway you can get back you need to get over here. Poverty as we know drives these girls, with COVID-19 its worse for them, much worse. 8. 9 and even some 10's are out working which they probably would not have considered before. Sure the bar scene is dead but my buddies say just walk around, you'll get a big smile from a cutie in no time. I'm jealous!. I keep my eye on this board, when travel is possible without a bunch of hassle, I'm gone!

[Beavis]

Imagine how sad some mongers must be feeling after spending a lifetime under the heels of feminists in the Western workplace just to scrape together a meager nest egg to retire to Flipsville. The cheap brown pussy that they were so eager to get to is no longer on tap. All that remains is the cheap booze and lady-boy action. Many of them will die without getting their marshmallows sucked one last time in Flipsville.

Not sure what rock you live under but all of the women that were here in the Philippines are still here. Granted many of them left the shithole of Angeles City but there are plenty of fine women here now that will fuck you all night for the price of a chicken. Go ahead and live your know it all attitude on your high horse but those of us that are here are quite content without the tourists visas being issued. There has been an invention called the internet, maybe you should utilize it for something other than to criticize people that are living a lot better than you are.

[Turgid]

Imagine how sad some mongers must be feeling after spending a lifetime under the heels of feminists in the Western workplace just to scrape together a meager nest egg to retire to Flipsville. The cheap brown pussy that they were so eager to get to is no longer on tap. All that remains is the cheap booze and lady-boy action. Many of them will die without getting their marshmallows sucked one last time in Flipsville.

In my last trip to the Philippines in 2007 I swore that I was going to retire in AC, then in my last visit to Thailand in 2015 I said ok I'm retiring in Thailand. I hesitated because I said to myself what good is retiring in SEA if I'm going to spend so much time in German FKKs which I cannot resist going to. Well, now I'm at home banging escorts.

[NewImage]

Imagine how sad some mongers must be feeling after spending a lifetime under the heels of feminists in the Western workplace just to scrape together a meager nest egg to retire to Flipsville. The cheap brown pussy that they were so eager to get to is no longer on tap. All that remains is the cheap booze and lady-boy action. Many of them will die without getting their marshmallows sucked one last time in Flipsville.

Maybe COVID might be the final nail in the coffin for places like Angeles, pattaya et al.

Things have been sliding downhill for a while to the extent you ask yourself whether money could be better spent at home.

Last time I went to Angeles I was not impressed and wouldn't go back.

[Chocha Monger]

Mischief is only the upstairs part where the pool table is and you have to enter on the side door up the spiral staircase. Candy cafe they put a tarp over the stage turned it into tables to eat around also got plastic up between each table along the wall. Kona is also only upstairs portion. Hang out is 1 person per table limit plastic between each table. They are doing what they can to stay legit mostly BUT money talks like always. Heard a few rumors that a few other perimeter bars are also converting night moves being the place that already was set up pretty much to be a Restaurant time will tell BUT its still very sad here.

Imagine how sad some mongers must be feeling after spending a lifetime under the heels of feminists in the Western workplace just to scrape together a meager nest egg to retire to Flipsville. The cheap brown pussy that they were so eager to get to is no longer on tap. All that remains is the cheap booze and lady-boy action. Many of them will die without getting their marshmallows sucked one last time in Flipsville.

[Engine Driver]

One was outside Malate Church reading a book.

Well, no doubt that LBFM was reading the bible. Matthew 5:27-28 to be precise. Shame on you for corrupting a homeless, god fearing woman. Apart from a Jollibee treat, a hot shower and the chance for her to wash her skid marked panties in your bathroom basin, did you have to give her any money?

[PedroMorales]

Were these pickups at self-serve laundries?

I have noticed that at the Angeles City laundries that I frequented in and around my apartment that the counter staff were all fucking ugly. Maybe they employ the fuglies as any hotties would get hit up by the visitors.

PP.

One was outside Malate Church reading a book. The other was in Mabini St. I also picked up an ex goo go dancer in Angeles wh was sleeping in a park. Nothing ugly about them, just entrepreneurs waiting for their luck to change. Nothing at all unusual about being homeless in the Philippines.

[PilotPaul]

I picked up, on two separate occasions, hot homeless babes in laundries in Mabini St. Ther only downside was on both occasions I had very early flights the following morning. Karma or something.

Were these pickups at self-serve laundries?

I have noticed that at the Angeles City laundries that I frequented in and around my apartment that the counter staff were all fucking ugly. Maybe they employ the fuglies as any hotties would get hit up by the visitors.

PP.

[Engine Driver]

What a peculiar kit bag to carry around the Philippines!

Yes, it is rather a peculiar kit bag to carry around the Philippines. Many mongers have been busily restocking their bags, in the hope that flights will resume to Shitsville soon. Nurses outfits, complete with surgical masks, face shields and rubber examination gloves are a new inclusion this season. The kit bag also contains a packet of 30 x morning after pills, since this medication is not readily available in the Philippines, it being a strict Catholic country. No self-respecting monger can relentlessly pursue BBFSCIP with an LBFM with out them. He does not want 30 half-caste bastards wandering barefoot around the backstreets of Cebu City looking for their Australian passports.

[D Cups]

Well, actually no. You are mistaken. LOL. I've been to Flipsville many times and always had lots of fun fucking those LBFMs. The ABC Hotel in AC is one of my favourite hotels in the world and I've stayed in many a fine pile in RWML. I have sent in hundreds of complimentary FRs from the field as evidence. They are all there. I am going to give you some advice which you always seem to give other mongers. RTFF.

Many of us in RWML have perfectly normal lives where we undertake commerce, have normal families and friends and interests outside of fucking four foot high, brain dead nincompoops. We are not addicted to travelling around the Philippines with a kit bag (containing enema kits, strap ONS, bull whips, blindfolds and ball gags) in the relentless pursuit of BBFSCIP with LBFMs. We don't have a spare 18 hours a day to incessantly chat and text with hundreds of hookers in Flipsville, which could lead to nothing. The wheels of commerce do not wait for mongers to finish BBFSCIA. LOL.

Please don't get me started on PhDs. Hahaha. That happens to be one of my favourite topics. Most of the PhDs awarded these days are not worth the paper they are printed on. Many once fine educational establishments in RWML have been hijacked by the rabid green left or that Trojan Horse, the ubiquitous Confucius Institute. Any dimwit can get a PhD in 2-3 years now, with minimal effort, as long as the topic conforms to one of these general themes; The Great Climate Change Hoax, Feminism or some Pro-Sino rubbish praising Chairman Mao's vision. In my country, the PhD student will also get a nice tax payer funded scholarship for writing a thesis about gender pay gaps, gender fluidity or carbon capture and storage (that is, catching smoke and burying it). LOL.

I have so little faith in the ability of Ph DS that I will not even interview them for a job. Most in my country fall into these three typical professions. Low level civil servant, academic or perennially unemployed.

All a Ph. The. Means is that someone has studied a particular subject more than others and is sanctioned by a degree-granting institution. It has nothing to do with intelligence and everything to do with fortitude and discipline. For me, it enabled a nice income with lots of time off to monger in the last fifteen years. To someone like ED it is an impossible task so he is quite possibly jealous or at least rather misguided is his faulty assumptions about me, Filipina women in general and his general outlook on life. Not pointless, drama, Jackson. Honesty and truth.

[Chocha Monger]

Well, actually no. You are mistaken. LOL. I've been to Flipsville many times and always had lots of fun fucking those LBFMs. The ABC Hotel in AC is one of my favourite hotels in the world and I've stayed in many a fine pile in RWML. I have sent in hundreds of complimentary FRs from the field as evidence. They are all there. I am going to give you some advice which you always seem to give other mongers. RTFF.

Many of us in RWML have perfectly normal lives where we undertake commerce, have normal families and friends and interests outside of fucking four foot high, brain dead nincompoops. We are not addicted to travelling around the Philippines with a kit bag (containing enema kits, strap ONS, bull whips, blindfolds and ball gags) in the relentless pursuit of BBFSCIP with LBFMs. We don't have a spare 18 hours a day to incessantly chat and text with hundreds of hookers in Flipsville, which could lead to nothing. The wheels of commerce do not wait for mongers to finish BBFSCIA. LOL..

What a peculiar kit bag to carry around the Philippines! I suppose the enema paraphernalia is for flushing the remnants of undigested balut from the rectums of the LBFMs before bareback anal. Otherwise, things could get a bit shitty between the sheets, to put it mildly. The strap-on dildos are for the LBFMs to peg the monger after giving him an enema to evacuate his constipated bowels thoroughly. The bullwhip is for giving the nasty LBFMs obedience training. A crack here and there keeps them sharp when performing various tricks on all fours and on their backs. The blindfolds are to spare them from seeing what is about to be rammed up their asses, and the ball gags are to muffle their howls.

If a LBFM makes it to the USA, it is usually because she has a PhD in BBFSCIP with a minor in BBBJCIM.

[PedroMorales]

My turn now.

Years ago, Playboy had one of their dumb fictional stories about a guy going into a London laundry and having torrid sex with some babe who was in there getting her panties cleaned. Upshot was London laundries got hordes of horny dudes in doing their laundry and looking for the hot babes.

I picked up, on two separate occasions, hot homeless babes in laundries in Mabini St. Ther only downside was on both occasions I had very early flights the following morning. Karma or something.

[Mr Hawaii]

Years ago I was staying at the Pan Pacific Hotel in Malate. Was in a hurry to take my clothes to the cleaners located right next to the hotel. It was early afternoon. I walked next door, dropped the clothes off, then went back to my luxurious room, took a nap. Now its early evening, time to go out. Hey, where the fu_k is my wallet? Think, man, think. Where could it be?? You guessed it. Left it in the pocket of my shorts that I took to the laundry. All kinds of things go through your head. Shot over there, walked in the door, the girl looked at me, smiled, opened the drawer of the counter and handed me my wallet. I did a quick check, everything was still in there. Yes, there are still plenty of honest workers in the P. I. (can't remember if I reported this before, but a good reminder to self anyway.) Yes, I did tip generously. Party on.