Pattaya Reports

[Explorer8939]

I am leaving Dubai today with my Thai lady barfine, heading to Addis Ababa.

She is an expert at GFE, but very clingy, like an insecure GF. We get back to Pattaya in a few days, where she is booked for the next months with customers. Plus, she has a sponsor sending her money. I should ask her for a loan.

Of course, any lady getting cash from a sponsor hopes that the sponsor doesn't come to Pattaya, sponsors are giving incentive to their lady to not want to see them.

[PleasureOf69]

Has anyone have any idea about Honey 2 soppy massage in pattaya. Whats the price and how is the service.

[Tim Timms]

One afterthought from my go go girl experience last night. She excessively washed her pussy. And that can be a red flag. Because as I had my fingers in and worked her (seemed like it got somewhere) they did smell a little not of fresh pussy but of an issue pussy. I also found it not smooth inside nor in the usual way wrinkled, but potentially some papiloma lesions. Did not even think about bareback. Anyway, there are those who clean al lot because they are shy, and others because they have to.

Do girls know if they smell. One of my Favorites had an unpleasant odor.

I just stayed away from there. No way No How was I telling her she Smelled like an I. d. n. Hahaha.

I'm more into getting along with the Girl than mechanical Sex.

[AggieDad1]

I get it, you're not going to have rapport with every girl but this was the worst massage parlor experience I have ever had.

If you do go to Honey Body Massage 2 do not choose M100!

A lot of the girls who work in the bars have had massage experience. Some of the best massages I have had have actually been by girls I have picked up for long time. We have a good session and then they offer a massage. Since the ice is broken they will usually do a good job hoping for another bar fine.

[Stinky Squid]

I had a GF prospect prove herself unworthy of my continuing caring for her. Boy did I feel relieved! Left that date after 10 minutes with a big smile and went straight to my gogo bar to search for puffy nipples and nice rack MILF who had "betrayed" me on Sunday night.

Neither of them were there. Selection was thin. Difference was 9:30 pm on Sunday and 11:30 pm tonight I. I take it that the early bird catches the girl.

Did one draught beer each in two more gogos. Slutz was full again, no seat available (unless you double up with another dude). Not great selection.

This is good, suggests I buy myself 3 more hours of sleep hugging a girl for 2000 baht bar fine extra, and get a girl who sparks my interest. I did see some interesting 2nd tier faces and thought I should just make it a routine to pick up anyone no matter what. That differernt looking face, young, fresh off the farm shy one, or even the bitchy one sample them all and value them for what they are.

[Stinky Squid]

So you go all around pattaya touching every beer, doorhandle, motobike, and your own dick then go digging around in a girls pussy and you want to criticize her for excessively washing? I swear some of you people on this board are psychos.

See title. Haven't read anything more ridiculous in a while. Tell us how you really feel. I am actually curious to understand where you are coming from.

[Stinky Squid]

I get it, you're not going to have rapport with every girl but this was the worst massage parlor experience I have ever had.!

Thanks for your honest report. I haven't been in a soapy yetand I heard that the fish bowl doesn't have so many delicacies. That the service can be shitty is good to know. I don't know whether I should cry to have missed the Eden club by a life time or Kelly Oliveira by 1 year.

[Axel Heyst]

What is that "agency model"?

It is a Go Go business model which originated in Pattaya around 2011 where the Go Go outsources the recruitment of its girls to an agency. There is a cost for this outsourcing, so these bars raised their barfines to cover the additional cost and add a little more profits to their bottom line. Thus began the two tiered barfine system. The main selling point of this new arrangement was that agency girls were supposed to be hotter and better looking than regular Go Go girls. But beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Ha Ha, so some people hated these new Go Go's and some people really liked them despite their higher prices. Read the older posts about What's Up Go Go, and you will get the picture. In any case What's Up Go Go was a bar some people loved to hate, BUT the place was always packed with customers every time I went there and IMHO the girls WERE on average and in large numbers better looking than those girls working in regular Go Go's. Over time the business model succeeded and more Go Go's became "agency" Go Go's. The first Go Go in BKK to convert to this new business model was Kings Castle 1 in Patpong, which became another very popular bar.

So StinkySquid, if you are still in Pattaya you head over to Pin Up Go Go one night around 9:30 and see what you think. No harm in looking unless you find the girls very attractive. 555.

[RacShack]

So you go all around pattaya touching every beer, doorhandle, motobike, and your own dick then go digging around in a girls pussy and you want to criticize her for excessively washing? I swear some of you people on this board are psychos.

I'm with ya but: word on the street is he never even stepped foot in Thailand and is one of the ones in moms basement just trolling us!! Don't take everything you read to be true! Especially when it comes to certain peoples reports!

[Vector313]

One afterthought from my go go girl experience last night. She excessively washed her pussy. And that can be a red flag. Because as I had my fingers in and worked her (seemed like it got somewhere) they did smell a little not of fresh pussy but of an issue pussy. I also found it not smooth inside nor in the usual way wrinkled, but potentially some papiloma lesions. Did not even think about bareback. Anyway, there are those who clean al lot because they are shy, and others because they have to.

So you go all around pattaya touching every beer, doorhandle, motobike, and your own dick then go digging around in a girls pussy and you want to criticize her for excessively washing? I swear some of you people on this board are psychos.

[FunkMaster71]

I had heard good things about Honey Body Massage 2 so with aching full nuts I went in. It was around 6:30 pm. I thought M100 was cute with the two pony tails high up on her head so I picked her. I wasn't really impressed with the 50 girls or so on display. M100 was 3. 3 K and of course I bought her a 150 bhat drink. It feels like we have good chemistry but then she took a long time getting the tub and air mattress ready. After around 15 minutes of waiting she got me in the tub and gave a pretty good bath. Big Jim and the Twins were ready. She towels me off and puts me on the air mattress and gives the most non-sexy body slide. She then showers the soap off me and puts me on the bed. She takes another 15 minutes cleaning up while I'm just lounging on the bed. The TV was distracting. She finally joins me on the bed but I was limp and she goes to put a condom on my uninterested dick. She finally gets it on and gives me a terrible CBJ. She then gets on top and is loud. So loud that its obviously fake. We go through a few positions, I try to kiss her and she says no. I can't cum so I ask for a handy but she is terrible at that and I end up finishing myself off. She then gets dressed and I realized I did not get a massage. I get it, you're not going to have rapport with every girl but this was the worst massage parlor experience I have ever had.

If you do go to Honey Body Massage 2 do not choose M100!

[AggieDad1]

What is that "agency model"? When I hear "agency" I get upset. In Brazil, talking with the photoaccompanhante girls on WhatsApp you usually don't even talk with who will attend you. When they later arrive and everything is different from what was discussed on WhatsApp, then the excuse is that it was the agency. Didn't even think agencies were a thing in So Paulo, in Rio there were several which actually were good (today only Agncia Felinas is left from those heydays). These agencies which you don't even know exist is a problem. Now what agency model are we talking about here?

When a bar owner can't get enough girls to fill his bar or there is a special occasion like an opening the owner will go to an "agency" and rent the girls. These girls will have higher lady drink prices and bar fines, if they bar fine at all.

[Paolo99]

Before leaving that place, I asked Paa what's the name of this bar. She repeated the name 3 times but I couldn't understand it. Another day I passed in front of it, but impossible to memorize. The name is strange, nothing like the usual names in soi6. But it's easy to locate. Opposite to Lollipop is Okay Boy bar, that bar is the first one on the left side when you're facing Okayboy bar.

Paa is a small little girl but nothing like the 3 others I've reported earlier, that girl is confident in herself and said she's been working there for 1 month (I would guess probably longer because she looked very relaxed, experienced and knew it all).

She briefly tried to lure me in her bar, I had a quick look at her and been attracted by her very pale skin and very long dark and straight hairs (her hairs were reaching her ass I think). Her pale skin shined compared to all the other girls around her, plus she puts some white powder on her face, which makes her look even more impressive. She is short and you can tell it at first glance because she doesn't wear high heels. She was wearing a white jeans skirt and a black top that enhanced a bit her breast. I was a bit concerned that her ass might not be good looking once her skirt is off but I later saw that I was wrong.

We sat directly on the first raw chair and I wasn't impressed by the bar. Again an environnment when the male cashier put a very loud music, made it difficult to talk together.

She is 23 and comes from Kalasin (Eesan), has a one year old baby (some light baby damage) and used to work in a phone shop in Pratunam in Bkk before coming here. Her English is quite good, she can easily communicate. Difficult to be all hands on that girl in that environment but I could touch her lightly during our talks, and I felt pretty excited sitting next to her. The very loud music was a concern for both of us, so she brought a connect4 game and we kept talking in briefly between our moves. Now I'm very good at that game and I very rarely meet girls that can beat me (when I'm focused on the game), but I can tell that girl knows how to play well.

She asked 1500 for ST and I was not ready to give her that. After a few minutes of playing and counter offering we reached an agreed price of 1200,400 for the room, 1 LD and my beer (prices were average prices that one can find in soi6).

The room upstairs was the worst I've seen, the shower was outside of the room (1 shower on the floor for two rooms), it was not clean (even a used cigarette on the floor) and there were some stuff stocked behind the bed.

Paa's body was exciting despite her beeing short and being a young mom. I think her smile and her relaxed attitude helped. She's got a little bit of belly but her small tits are good looking (with big nipples), her pussy is unshaved (her hair are very sparse and long, a bit like a teenage girl) and is very sweet, her ass looks yummy (both wide hips and very nice ass cheeks), her face looked good enough for me to spend 1 hour with her downstairs, beautifull very long hair, skin very lightly colored and very sweet everywhere you touch her.

That girl is very sensitive, and she liked to have sex, so she gets more and more sensitive during the act, which makes it feel like a very intimate session. Combined to the fact that the lighting in the room was bad, we shut the lights off and I really felt like I was having sex with a girlfriend. LFK and DATY ok with a lot of cuddling, I didn't need a BJ with her but I doubt she would refuse it.

When I left she told me "come again na" and then added" come back everyday", I could have come back for her because she was very sweet but the next time I walked by she was not there, and I found another very sweet girl in another bar, but that's for another report.

[Paolo99]

I also found it not smooth inside nor in the usual way wrinkled, but potentially some papiloma lesions.

Most of the time when the pussy doesn't feel great inside is because the girl's been fucked to many times or she's in the trade for a very long time.

That's why I prefer the young and inexperienced girls, the quality of their pussy is no match, but then you have to deal with the no English conversations and their potential inability to perform.

[Stinky Squid]

One afterthought from my go go girl experience last night. She excessively washed her pussy. And that can be a red flag. Because as I had my fingers in and worked her (seemed like it got somewhere) they did smell a little not of fresh pussy but of an issue pussy. I also found it not smooth inside nor in the usual way wrinkled, but potentially some papiloma lesions. Did not even think about bareback. Anyway, there are those who clean al lot because they are shy, and others because they have to.