Hanoi

[Erich711]

Well, it just means that most of the hotels do not provide in room massage services for the fear of local police. The smaller hotels, under USD40, might be more willing to provide this service but it's rare. What hotel are you staying in? Give me the details and I can perhaps suggest some alternatives for you.

Thanks DK, will be at the Opera Hilton. Looks like the Oasis is around the corner.

[Darker Knight]

Well, it just means that most of the hotels do not provide in room massage services for the fear of local police. The smaller hotels, under USD40, might be more willing to provide this service but it's rare. What hotel are you staying in? Give me the details and I can perhaps suggest some alternatives for you.

Won't be in HCMC. Will be staying in Hanoi and not sure yet where they'll be sending me yet. When you state "luxury". What does that mean specifically? I've read the majority of posts. Looks like $25US is high, but expect a little higher in some on the Hanoi Hotels.

[Erich711]

Thanks Erich. This depends on which hotel you stay in. I know of some smaller hotels that provide this service but for most of the semi-decent ones, this option is a luxury. Fly to HCMC. That's where the action comes to your room. Just pick up the phone, call room service and order for your kinda girl. And don't forget if you need those extra toppings! .

I have seen female caddies at golf courses but have no clue how to get around them. Am sure, if you play for long enough you'll eventually hit off with one of them. Like I always say, just use your charm!

Won't be in HCMC. Will be staying in Hanoi and not sure yet where they'll be sending me yet. When you state "luxury". What does that mean specifically? I've read the majority of posts. Looks like $25US is high, but expect a little higher in some on the Hanoi Hotels.

[Darker Knight]

Thanks Erich. This depends on which hotel you stay in. I know of some smaller hotels that provide this service but for most of the semi-decent ones, this option is a luxury. Fly to HCMC. That's where the action comes to your room. Just pick up the phone, call room service and order for your kinda girl. And don't forget if you need those extra toppings! .

I have seen female caddies at golf courses but have no clue how to get around them. Am sure, if you play for long enough you'll eventually hit off with one of them. Like I always say, just use your charm!

Thanks, will be there in two weeks. Any ideas on in-room massages in the hotels? Any extras? Thanks again, very informative. Any info on female caddies at the golf courses?

[Darker Knight]

Thanks Sheriff. Am trying to find some time off my work to write the next episodes as well! Have tried both TNH and Craigslist. CL was a complete disappointment for me. 2 oldies (40+) and 3 kids (18-) and am not into either of them. The rest on CL were either Trannys or gays. Not my style again. TNH was nice and I did meet quite a few pretty girls from there. All of them were SYTs but I slept with only 2 of them because the rest seemed too nice to fuck. By principle, I do not take advantage of girls unless they are into it. These girls were mostly young, dreamy types who still believe in eternal love and knight in shining armour stories. And am definitely not their knight. Am the darker one!

You can give it a try. But I would still think picking up girls from bars is a much simpler way. Loads of them out there. Just use your charm! .

Hey DK,

Thanks for the wonderful report and points, I am coming back to Ha noi after 4 years and was going through the Forum for hints and your report has almost everything I was looking for. Looking forward to Part 2.

Have you ever tried meeting anyone through tnhvietnam. Xemzi. Com. Its a Local equivalent of craiglist

K

[Erich711]

Thanks, will be there in two weeks. Any ideas on in-room massages in the hotels? Any extras? Thanks again, very informative. Any info on female caddies at the golf courses?

[Sheriff2057]

Hey DK,

Thanks for the wonderful report and points, I am coming back to Ha noi after 4 years and was going through the Forum for hints and your report has almost everything I was looking for. Looking forward to Part 2.

Have you ever tried meeting anyone through tnhvietnam. Xemzi. Com. Its a Local equivalent of craiglist

K

It has been a good 9 months in Vietnam, both Hanoi and HCMC, and with ISG. Thanks to all the fellow ISG members and the distinguished reports that have helped me out more than many ways. It's now time to contribute!

Hanoi, I must say, has been spoilt with foreigners and tourists willing to pay and paying more than adequate and hence, the prices have gone up accordingly over the last few years. But this inordinate pricing still seems to be kinda restricted to places that are talked about on ISG and famous among the expats.

[Darker Knight]

it has been a good 9 months in vietnam, both hanoi and hcmc, and with isg. thanks to all the fellow isg members and the distinguished reports that have helped me out more than many ways. it's now time to contribute!

hanoi, i must say, has been spoilt with foreigners and tourists willing to pay and paying more than adequate and hence, the prices have gone up accordingly over the last few years. but this inordinate pricing still seems to be kinda restricted to places that are talked about on isg and famous among the expats.

just a few examples. a place like sakura or kingston charges vnd 450k for a vip massage and the girls demand anything between vnd 300k-500k for a hj. a similar establishment on nguyen chi thanh or nguyen khang, cau giay (parallel to duong lang) or nguyen thi thap (behind grand plaza hotel) offers similar vip services for vnd 200k-300k (60-90 min jacuzzi, sauna, hj, bj) and a standard 200k tip is more than sufficient to keep the girls happy and willing to do more later. that's half the price dear friends and the best part about these establishments. no girl talks about money the whole time unless you are paying them less which makes it a much better experience than any of the sakuras and kingstonss.

or among the blow & glow places, if that's what gets you off. people seem to head to doc ngu. 381, kim ma and pay 300k-400k for a 10-20 minute bj. these places are downscale, dirty and yet charge 2-3 times of what you should be paying at an establishment like this which are rep001tered all over the city. head to nguyen khang or nguyen hoang ton (adjacent street to ciputra connecting phm van dong and lac long quan) or tam trinh and there are at least a dozen such establishments along the road each with 8-10 girls of similar or better quality agianst doc ngu for a fixed price of either 100k or 150k, no tips necessary. experience is subjective and depends a lot on who you choose. fj also possible depending on the time of the day, the girl's willingness and your irresistable charm. usually at a price of 500k.

let's get started with all i can remember right now. will keep adding new episodes as and when i recall.

full-service:

nutz bar. perhaps the worst destination in all of hanoi. old, high mileage, terrible looking girls / women who will nag you to death even if you have just gone in for a glass of drink. the pole / table dancers are kinda okay though the place remains empty most of the time. prices in the range of usd 100/150 for st / lt which can be negotiated down to 75/100. service quality is a mystery as i have never dared to try nor do i personally know anyone who has. i just knew a colleague who tried and what seemed to be a lovely drinks-date for this old gentleman, turned out to be filled with nightmarish negotiations through the night once they hit the road and reach the hotel. the prices changed. so. unless you are deperate for any pussy and don't know where to go, stray away.

hilton hotel or pham ngu lao moto-girls. be careful. i got robbbed myself sometime end of last year! lol! it goes like this. you take a stroll on the road right outside hilton hotel for a while, you are approached by one of the moto-girls, offered an incredibly low rate (sometimes as low as 200k for fj inlcuding hotel) , you ignore they follow till you give up and say "what the heck! let's try out". and that my friend, marks the death of the day! you will be robbed off while she gives you a fantastic bj in the hotel room. i knew about this and still wanted to try for the adventure bit. kept only money that i need in my wallet and the rest tucked inside a small hidden pocket inside my jeans almost impossible to find unless you know where to look. and i was still robbed! ha ha!

fortuna and hanoi hotel. no further discussion required on these two places i guess. fortuna has a far better line-up of girls and quite an enviable platter.

new square club. this is a premium club located adjacent to daewoo hotel on kim ma. lots of fls and hotties inside. the waitresses can give you a nice time inside and then introduce you to some hotties you might want to take home. but you got to order a bottle to get their attention and hence, better place for a group. bottles in the range of 2. 5-4 million, good club, good music, goo go-go dancers, hot women, rich vietnamese clientele. tips of 200k to the waitress. and 1. 5 million for st.

next top club at grand plaza hotel. same as above except this is one of the best nightclubs in hanoi among whatever this city has to offer for nightlife. service is much better than new square, fantastic leds all over and very pretty waitresses and hostesses. good place for an expensive night.

local ktv at nguyen chi thanh, duong lang, bui thi xuan. preferred with locals though i have done it all by myself as well. you go in, check the price per hour (usually 200k-300k per hour) , check the price of beer (usually 50-70k) and grab a room. then they call up the girls and get them lined up for you. choose what you like. one, two, three, all you can afford, they start opening up the beer, ask them to take away all fruits and snack packets and just keep what you need or trhey will be emptied without anyone eating them, sing or listen to them sing while you have fun, roaming and kissing allowed and a little more depending on what the gir (s) think of you and finally take them back for usd 50 for st or vnd 1 million or give them a tip of 200k and go home and sleep.

local ktv at nguyen van cu. these are right across the chuong duong bridge over the red river. lots of them but best to veture with locals. it can get pretty wild here with the girls dancing naked and almost an orgy there. take them to an adjacent motel if you want for about 300k-500k st. total expense about 800k per person for a group of 5. with the right company, these can turn out to be some of the best times you've had in hanoi.

bac ninh tam quat- venture a little ahead on the above road and you will reach bac ninh. about 25km from the center of hanoi. this road has at least 20 motels+massage (tam quat) written places and all of them are actually brothels. its pretty simple. walk in, ask for the price (usually 300k all-in st inlcuding tip. 100k for the house and 200k for the girl or slightly higher in some places but never exceeding 450k in total) , choose the girl, go to room, take a shower, enjoy! girls are good and often stunners as well with very good service. no rushing and a lot of gfe. people at most of these establishements are rooms are clean and good and the best places to be around hanoi if all you are looking for is boom-boom.

to ngoc van in tay ho. go to ngo 52 and you will not really have to look. lots of nha nghis or motels there but the prices are usually bad for us. its 400k for locals and 800-900k for foreigners. go in, ask the price, check out the girls, choose on or if you don't like move to another motel, do the deed! service average. it always gets better if you move out of the city to the friendly neighbourhood areas.

street walkers at tran khanh du (very close to oasis 2) , nguyen chi thanh (near the big crossing) , nguyen khanh toan (across the highway from pham ngu lao) , duong boi, etc. sometimes good ones as well but usually 5 pointers. cost. 400k-500k st. they will take you to a nearby hotel or take them back to your place.

rest of the story and a look at the b&g, massage places and free sex in episode 2.

[AussieKoi]

I'm pretty sure that Moscow opens at 10am, it is definitely open by 11am anyway. I'm glad you're confident on your directions LOL, but to be honest it's not the hardest place in Hanoi to find. Just don't be put off by how deep into An Duong you have to venture to get to the place, it's right at the very very end of the road as I've alluded to before.

Many thanks for the info. I'll report back when the deed is done.

AussieKoi

[HanoiSex]

I also replied to these ads. My gut feeling is that it is just the guy, hoping to get a guy-on-guy thing going and the girl would mysteriously be unavailable. I doubt the girl even exists at all based upon my emails with him. At best, it's a Jap guy trying to convince his wife to have a threesome. I don't get the sense, again from emails, that she is totally a willing partner. As they say, enter at your own risk.

I also noticed and did some researched.

Please go this linked, http://www.loveawake.com/profile/annawizesca/

Her name is Anna, and her picture matched with Dude's wife.

But she isn't Japanese.

His I'd is zz8w1988.

If you googled, you'll see he is a gay.

[Richard Dawkins]

Hi guys, I'm new, so please stick with me.

I'm overnigting in Hanoi in a few months time and was going to give Moscow a burl which I'll report back on after. From all of the great reports that I've read I've figured out how to get there etc and what to expect. Thanks for that. I've found a nearby hotel so that was easy. What I need to know is what time does Moscow open? I'll be on a 4pm flight out and so would need to get there at 10am or 11am to make my flight. Looking forward to any assistance.

I'm pretty sure that Moscow opens at 10am, it is definitely open by 11am anyway. I'm glad you're confident on your directions LOL, but to be honest it's not the hardest place in Hanoi to find. Just don't be put off by how deep into An Duong you have to venture to get to the place, it's right at the very very end of the road as I've alluded to before.

[Photo 79]

Hello everyone. Got a good time at the Moscow Mssage that everyone here likes. Girl could not give me her number (like other massage places that have #s) but says her name is Thuy. So she says just ask for her but I'm afraid this is a common name. I think the rate for BJ is 1 million VN Dong because thats always what they ask and she told me that only HJ for less money. Of course what else can I do? 1 million it is. English there is OK or some girls cannot speak it.

Overall I like this place but the girls have only been 6-7s to me. No real stunners. The service is much better over some other VIP places, so this is how it makes up for that I think. If you don't like crowds like me, I find the best time to go is morning or afternoon. Not during lunch because so many locals are going there during lunch, from what I can see.

Also went to Oasis Massage on Lang Ha. The "first" Oasis. I like the one near the old town better, on Bac Do Street. Oasis on Lang Ha has an older feeling. Its kind of more poor looking. Still the prettiest girls work at Bac Do Oasis. You can choose number 4 and 27 (I think this is right) for good ones. Small girls both but good massages.

Whenever I have VIPs coming in I bring them to that Oasis and they always leave happy and thanking me! Would be nice to know some other "stars" at this place.

Last thing is Oasis the only massage place that the girls don't have to wear the shorts under the dress? Does anyone know another place like this?

Hope this reports helps some people!

[CaseyStar]

I also replied to these ads. My gut feeling is that it is just the guy, hoping to get a guy-on-guy thing going and the girl would mysteriously be unavailable. I doubt the girl even exists at all based upon my emails with him. At best, it's a Jap guy trying to convince his wife to have a threesome. I don't get the sense, again from emails, that she is totally a willing partner. As they say, enter at your own risk.

Found some interesting ad for expats in Hanoi in craigslist vietnam, there is a crazy jap couple looking desperately for a third person to play all their fantasies. The girl is very beautiful. If its her on the photos.

[Sheriff2057]

Hello Pedro,

I also noticed them for a while now. And yes they reply instantaneously. Has anyone met them before and how was the issue. I will be in hanoi in August and looking for some nice Straight action. Please provide hints. Do we have some site like DIA here in vietnam.

Kevin

Found some interessting ad for expaths in Hanoi in craigslist vietnam, there is a crazy jap couple looking desperatly for a third person to play all their fantasies. The girl is very beautiful. If its her on the photos.

I am not into three some but would like to play with the wive but the husband categoricaly don't want. So if somebody else is interessted go on the side and contact "are you lonely " "finding a guy " finding good guy "

In both "women seeking men" and "casual encounters". They will immediatly send you some photos.

[BionicMan]

. I ended up running into 4-5 girls on motos offering the usual "lady boomboom".2 were beat. 2 were not bad 1 was about late 20s but had a great body, little aggressive.

And how many of them being possible LB's?