Hanoi

[Sydney316]

Tried this place last week, best BJ ever try, any other shop.

Which one bro?

[Hotmail66]

Tried this place last week, best BJ ever try, any other shop.

[Joffre]

Senior member Joffre suggested: "Take a flight and walk up and down the aisle handing them out to confused passengers."

Hope fully not used ones

Perhaps Senior member Mr Enternational can tell us what he has managed to do with them. Or who?

How about setting up a tam quat / barbershop / mp for ladies only? As an alternative to manicure pedicure or shopping, a lady would call into your premises. A 2 room shed with street facing open door. She would see you (and a few more of us) sitting on a broken sofa, and she makes her choice. If you are chosen, you take her to the other room, which has narrow dirty beds divided by curtains. She removes clothes and lies down. You scrub her privates rigorously with wet wipes, tie your hair back and get down at the Y. You can drop your jeans and briefs to let her play with your tackle, which will help her get aroused and finish more quickly. Make fake orgasm noises. As soon as she's finished, run out and spit loudly. Then come back and get to work with more wet wipes. Ask for good tip and say see you again.

You'll probably need a licker license for this sort of business.

[Towel]

I went to Dong Anh district in Hanoi (about 17 km from the city centre).

It's a rural district in Hanoi.

Since I was in the district for a wedding, I went to massage parlour and it was cheap and great.

I got a nice 20 year old and she gave me an amazing blow job!

I didn't ask for FS since I wasn't in the mood but I am pretty sure that FS was available in that place!

It's definitely for local!

[Richard Dawkins]

I was reading the HCMC posts and they regularly mention barber shops, do we have something similar in Hanoi and where? Whats the deal, do you at least get a decent haircut? .

We don't have barbershops in Hanoi, our equivalent is the Tam Quat places you will often see mentioned which are mostly blow and go places. Just read back through the threads for locations and prices.

[OverRedRover]

I was reading the HCMC posts and they regularly mention barber shops, do we have something similar in Hanoi and where? Whats the deal, do you at least get a decent haircut?

Just got back from Thailand and noticed a lot more Indians in the place, up to 6 guys trying to do a deal with the same girl (what girl is going to do a up!) , had arranged for Leah (met her at rocksuper or some name like that) to come round the next day at 11am but got stuck in meetings so had to cancel.

[Vlad Impaler]

Senior member Joffre suggested: "Take a flight and walk up and down the aisle handing them out to confused passengers."

Hope fully not used ones

Perhaps Senior member Mr Enternational can tell us what he has managed to do with them . Or who?

[Joffre]

Loved the baby wipes story. Have to ask "How many wipes did you score? You may have made a profit! What did it work out as price per wipe?

(The girls would have been saying glad I didn't get him, look at the the size of that bulge in his jeans, too big, big boy.)

Ideas: sell them on the street, swap them for sex, use them to put over those little windows in the doors, sell them as mouth covers for all those on mototbikes.

Anybody have any other what ideas Mr Enternational can use the baby wipe stash for?

Go round all the other massage shops, tam quats and brothels, stealing all their wet wipes until he has cornered the market.

Take a flight and walk up and down the aisle handing them out to confused passengers.

I've never had any luck down Pham Van Dong. Just old hags who want money up front and then lie down on a dirty mattress with their legs parted. But as with everywhere, you can get lucky.

[Towel]

Then decided to head to Pham Van Dong as never tried, cruised from Cau Giay until just before the bridge towards the airport, saw the entire range of girls sitting just inside the door, had to turn back as its a one way system with a barrier. Found a cute little thing from earlier drive by and drove the bike off the road into the unit, she quickly pulled the steel door behind and locks it and you're off. She was a 6, not a day over 20 with incredible large Dcup tits and a neat trimmed Bush, average Viet height. No english but lots of hugging, giggling and then kit off, she didn't tell so I enquired about price and nearly fell over. The location is a dive just a thin mattress on a pallet, her clothes pushed into a bundle, this is very basic defo for locals. No kissing, condom on (or off if you want) and every which way (no anal) , decided to pull condom off and spray her which was no problem (I did ask first). Total Cost US10.

To be honest the venues are so grimy but on the pos easy to find a girl from safety of your bike, straigth off the road and door shut behind.

In the name of research I went back a few hours later and tried another one which was exactly the same scenario but 2 birds working the shop so the door wasnt shut and I was worried about the bike and my wallet. Girl same but skinnier, don't think you will find a 9 here.

As it was my day off I thought one final treat and headed to the massage on Kim Ma in the evening, come past Ete on Giang van minh, have to turn rt onto Kim ma but turn back into town asap, there is a large massage sign on your right hand side (can't miss it) , you need to turn into a nice quiet and private alley. There are 2 options, I've tried both but prefer the first place as U-turn in as its cheaper. Ask for the VIP room for an hour (200, 000) as its large and they can't see you from the window in the door.

I now have a regular who after the first tme lots of GFE and finished me off with a BJJ and lots of anal play yest. You can finger / play with their tits under the clothes but they wear the shorts, my reg is now grinding her crotch and I wonder what will happen at the next sitting.

Big day out, am very keen to try the 381 Kim Ma but when I went past it looks dead with not even a light on, has anyone tried recently?

Nice story!

I never have a girl in Pham Van Dong being so agreeable! You are quite lucky!

It's always better if you find a girl who work alone in her small house to have a fuck!

It's been more than a year since I use the brothel in Pham Van Dong.

I will try the massage place in Kim ma! It seems interesting!

BTW, did anyone try the brothel in Nha nghi in giai phong, Hyunh thuc khang, hoan quoc viet?

[Vlad Impaler]

Thanks . Before going downstairs I went to where they keep their jumbo stash of baby wipes and stuffed them into my jeans. From now on the only dick that's going to get wiped down with these baby wipes is mine! If I'm going to get fucked out of my 130K I'm going to be able to at least say I got a little something for it. It wasn't 130K worth of baby wipes but dammit I felt better. I made a bee line out of there.

Loved the baby wipes story. Have to ask "How many wipes did you score? You may have made a profit! What did it work out as price per wipe?

(The girls would have been saying glad I didn't get him, look at the the size of that bulge in his jeans, too big, big boy.)

Ideas: sell them on the street, swap them for sex, use them to put over those little windows in the doors, sell them as mouth covers for all those on mototbikes.

Anybody have any other what ideas Mr Enternational can use the baby wipe stash for?

[OverRedRover]

Took Monday off work and decided to spend the day investigating some of the previous posts. Drove around Kim Ma area but think I was a little early as the massage place on Giang Vo had no girls loitering inside (when you drive past you can see them all sitting in the front reception, no door only the blue and white string) [from Kim Ma, turn into Giang Van Minh, turn left into Giang Vo and about 150m down on left hand side]. If you keep going there is another huge massage sign on the right, I turned in there but was very expensive VND 700k just to get started.

Then decided to head to Pham Van Dong as never tried, cruised from Cau Giay until just before the bridge towards the airport, saw the entire range of girls sitting just inside the door, had to turn back as its a one way system with a barrier. Found a cute little thing from earlier drive by and drove the bike off the road into the unit, she quickly pulled the steel door behind and locks it and you're off. She was a 6, not a day over 20 with incredible large Dcup tits and a neat trimmed Bush, average Viet height. No english but lots of hugging, giggling and then kit off, she didn't tell so I enquired about price and nearly fell over. The location is a dive just a thin mattress on a pallet, her clothes pushed into a bundle, this is very basic defo for locals. No kissing, condom on (or off if you want) and every which way (no anal) , decided to pull condom off and spray her which was no problem (I did ask first). Total Cost US10.

To be honest the venues are so grimy but on the pos easy to find a girl from safety of your bike, straigth off the road and door shut behind.

In the name of research I went back a few hours later and tried another one which was exactly the same scenario but 2 birds working the shop so the door wasnt shut and I was worried about the bike and my wallet. Girl same but skinnier, don't think you will find a 9 here.

As it was my day off I thought one final treat and headed to the massage on Kim Ma in the evening, come past Ete on Giang van minh, have to turn rt onto Kim ma but turn back into town asap, there is a large massage sign on your right hand side (can't miss it) , you need to turn into a nice quiet and private alley. There are 2 options, I've tried both but prefer the first place as U-turn in as its cheaper. Ask for the VIP room for an hour (200, 000) as its large and they can't see you from the window in the door.

I now have a regular who after the first tme lots of GFE and finished me off with a BJJ and lots of anal play yest. You can finger / play with their tits under the clothes but they wear the shorts, my reg is now grinding her crotch and I wonder what will happen at the next sitting.

Big day out, am very keen to try the 381 Kim Ma but when I went past it looks dead with not even a light on, has anyone tried recently?

[Donnylad]

Apologies with the delay in thos report as the events took place just before Tet in early Feb. As I had been warned by an experienced member, I was not expecting much action here. As my hotel room was the only option as a venue for any action, I decided to just check out one location. As reported by someone recently, outside the entrance to the Hilton Opera was a location for freelancers. I visited on 2 separate nights. There are 2 entrances and I checked the areas around both to no avail. On the 2nd occasion there were 2 ladies on scooters nearby talking but soon headed off. There was a lane that leads away from one entrance that vehicles must drive down to exit from one of the entrances which had a couple of pool bars but were empty when I passed. I thought I noticed some unusually dressed ladies along the street my hotel was on in the old quarter (Hang Be) but must just have been ladies out due to Tet being so nearby. Also checked out the bars along the street but no sign of any ladies. The hotel (Rising Dragon at no. 55) was an excellent hotel and had arranged to be able to bring back ladies and it was a shame not to have been able to take advantage of that privilege.

DL

[Mr Enternational]

Pham Van Dong.

Just north of Hoa Binh Peace park, all the way to Ciputra. This street is the real crazy dirty side to mongering. Whenever you notice girls sitting or hanging outside small houses for no reason, understand that you are the reason. Some offer BJ and some FS. And keeps varying. Girls are usually 4s and less. BJ. 100k, FS. 250-300k. No tips. The last place that I would go to! But that's personal preference. I know guys who actually like this place for the its filthy feel.

Thanks DK. This was the absolute first place I wanted to go. This is my kind of mongering. But most of the time I monger in places like this I am able to speak the language. I can't even say hello in Vietnamese. And so the story goes:

I left my section of the city in a taxi at 1032pm. I showed the driver the paper where I had written Pham Van Dong, Hoa Binh, Ciputra. I told him that I was going there to find ladies. Well he fucked around and took me to a fancy hotel in the area called Hoa Binh. I told him noooo Park Hoa Binh. He made a U-turn. It was farther down right past the intersection where we turned to go to the hotel. When we were passing through the park I saw chicks on the sidewalk in between trees and carrying on. It appeared they were working but where were the houses? On the other side of the road before the beginning of the park there were a couple of women in front of houses. We continued down the street and right around the UPS building is where the action was. When it appeared we had passed them all I told him to pull over and let me out. The time was 1110 and the fare was 144K.

I walked back toward the action and when I arrived the girls were all over me, verbally telling me "boom boom" while at the same time using the elementary school sign language way of inserting the index finger of one hand into a circle made by the index finger and thumb of the other hand. They were also trying to pull me by the arm into their respective houses. There were some good prospects but for some reason my mind was on going back to the park to see what the deal was with the chicks between the trees. So I continued on the journey. Then I got caught behind two slow strolling teenage lovebirds who were walking the same way. When I made it to the trees there were no women at all. I know it wasn't my damn imagination. Maybe the chicks I saw there earlier were just waiting for the bus or something. I walked all that way for nothing.

So I crossed to the other side of the road and continued to the first girls I saw before the beginning of the park. A girl at the first house tried me but I kept walking. Then a girl who was my type at the second house pulled me in by the arm asking boom boom. I was trying to hold out then I said sure how much. She pulled out her own money and showed me 150K. I was trying to tell her that I will pay after but that was not going over well, so I gave her 100K. I was trying to tell her that I would give her the rest after boom boom but she didn't understand. Another lady came and showed me 20K. So I went ahead and forked over another 100K and got 70K change. I know it doesn't add up. The second lady kept all the money and off I went with my girl upstairs to what at first glance appeared to be a crack house.

It was actually clean upstairs though. She ushered me behind a sheet that they had partitioned off into a room and told me to take off my clothes and lie on the pallet. I did not take my clothes off. I kept trying to get her to take hers off for boom boom but she was refusing. I went back downstairs to look for the lady with the money. I could not find her but there was a guy there. He was looking at me like MF you aren't getting shit back. Soon the lady came back and somehow got the point across that what I paid is for BJ. So I went back upstairs with the girl and took my pants down and got on the pallet. She started doing an HJ. I motioned her to use her mouth. She said no. What the fuck.

I got up and pulled my clothes up. I did it slowly so the girl would go downstairs before me. Before going downstairs I went to where they keep their jumbo stash of baby wipes and stuffed them into my jeans. From now on the only dick that's going to get wiped down with these baby wipes is mine! If I'm going to get fucked out of my 130K I'm going to be able to at least say I got a little something for it. It wasn't 130K worth of baby wipes but dammit I felt better. I made a bee line out of there.

[Mr Enternational]

I was across from the lake starting the walk back to my hotel when a guy parked on a motorcycle called me over and asked if I wanted massage boom boom. I said hell yeah, how much? He said 800K. I told him fuck that noise jack. I have been in HCMC, Nha Trang, and Da Nang and have not payed anywhere near that. I told him the most I will pay is 400K. He told me to ride with him to the place just 1km away and I could see for myself. I'm game.

So we were riding and riding and I said man I thought you said this place was 1km away. He said no it is 3 km. We finally pull up at a massage place on Chau Long. I go in and ask to see the girls. I'm ushered upstairs. I see 2 girls lying on pallets on the floor in a large room. Past that room are massage rooms. I walk back to look and there is one other girl in a room with a customer (the doors had glass windows). I started fucking with the girl through the window but the guy who works there pulled me away.

One of the girls in the room was tall just like I like. I went back downstairs and started negotiations. The guy opened at 700K. I told him that I haven't paid more than 400K since I have been in Vietnam. He went down to 600K. I told him that I would come back later on and do it for 400K. I headed for the door. He shouted out okay okay 400. Again I told him that I would be back. I had the motorbike guy drop me at my hotel. On the way I asked him if he knew of other places and he said no. When he dropped me off he wanted 100K, but I told him he would have to settle for 40K.

I haven't really seen any variety while I have been here in Vietnam. Every working girl I have seen has been young and thin. Not really my cup of tea. The guys in the Bangkok thread who rave over young, thin women with white skin have been missing their calling. They should have been to this place long long ago.

[Stockholm358]

I spotted a blow and' go type of massage (tam quat) place on a road going around a lake called Thanh Cong. The Petro Vietnam HQ tower is near this lake so it's faily easy to find. Search for Thanh Cong on google map and you'll find the street.

Near an entrance to the park there are Internet cafes, small boutiques and cafes. In the middle of all these is a shady looking entrance to a blow and' go place. In evening times you can spot it particularly easy due to the red light hue.

Anyhow. I often see these fat VNse women sitting on a couch inside. I gathered courage and waltzed in thinking I'm going to be one of the first foreigners to go here.

In I went and was greeted lazily by two sleepy VNse middle-aged women sitting cozily under an electric blanket. They just pointed to a entrance behind them absently. I walked in and saw these 5 massage tables and 3 girls fully clothed taking their afternoon naps there. Upon entering I was faced by a 30 something Vietnamese lady (5 body. 7 face). I motion her to come to a massage table with me and in I went.

It was really cold inside the place and the lady was wearing really thick layer of clothing but kinda thin type of top so you could see her baby belly and saggy tits.

I prop myself on the table and she pulled down my pants without ceremonies. This continued with her wiping my dick with a wet cloth. Then she proceeded to give somewhat mechanical handjob as I engaged in some casual small talk in Vietnamese.

After a minute or so she gobbled up my dick and went through the typical motions. She allowed my hands to wander about her body but I did not feel a particular urge to do so. After shooting my load in her mouth she skipped away to spit it in a sink somewhere. AS I sat there recollecting myself she came back and wiped my dick clean again.

I smiled, she smiled. And I gave her 250. 000 and I just walked out.

It was faily clinical in a way but I kinda like dirty places like this. I don't think I was the first foreigner there but nobody spoke a word of English.

I'm always looking for a place where I'm greeted by anxious women looking forward to gobble on my dick but maybe Hanoi does not have that customer service level.

I know 20-30 places like this and I can write more about them but I think most localized mongers are somewhat familiar with these places. Good for instant release but I'm fairly young guy so I have not "picked up" a GF for later meetings in places like this.

My feeling in Hanoi is that these places are best because massage places I have had so many disappointments. I just like to go to go straight to business like this. .

Send me PM or comment if you guys are interested to know about these places more? There are tons.