Hanoi

[Vlad Impaler]

Thanks . Before going downstairs I went to where they keep their jumbo stash of baby wipes and stuffed them into my jeans. From now on the only dick that's going to get wiped down with these baby wipes is mine! If I'm going to get fucked out of my 130K I'm going to be able to at least say I got a little something for it. It wasn't 130K worth of baby wipes but dammit I felt better. I made a bee line out of there.

Loved the baby wipes story. Have to ask "How many wipes did you score? You may have made a profit! What did it work out as price per wipe?

(The girls would have been saying glad I didn't get him, look at the the size of that bulge in his jeans, too big, big boy.)

Ideas: sell them on the street, swap them for sex, use them to put over those little windows in the doors, sell them as mouth covers for all those on mototbikes.

Anybody have any other what ideas Mr Enternational can use the baby wipe stash for?

[OverRedRover]

Took Monday off work and decided to spend the day investigating some of the previous posts. Drove around Kim Ma area but think I was a little early as the massage place on Giang Vo had no girls loitering inside (when you drive past you can see them all sitting in the front reception, no door only the blue and white string) [from Kim Ma, turn into Giang Van Minh, turn left into Giang Vo and about 150m down on left hand side]. If you keep going there is another huge massage sign on the right, I turned in there but was very expensive VND 700k just to get started.

Then decided to head to Pham Van Dong as never tried, cruised from Cau Giay until just before the bridge towards the airport, saw the entire range of girls sitting just inside the door, had to turn back as its a one way system with a barrier. Found a cute little thing from earlier drive by and drove the bike off the road into the unit, she quickly pulled the steel door behind and locks it and you're off. She was a 6, not a day over 20 with incredible large Dcup tits and a neat trimmed Bush, average Viet height. No english but lots of hugging, giggling and then kit off, she didn't tell so I enquired about price and nearly fell over. The location is a dive just a thin mattress on a pallet, her clothes pushed into a bundle, this is very basic defo for locals. No kissing, condom on (or off if you want) and every which way (no anal) , decided to pull condom off and spray her which was no problem (I did ask first). Total Cost US10.

To be honest the venues are so grimy but on the pos easy to find a girl from safety of your bike, straigth off the road and door shut behind.

In the name of research I went back a few hours later and tried another one which was exactly the same scenario but 2 birds working the shop so the door wasnt shut and I was worried about the bike and my wallet. Girl same but skinnier, don't think you will find a 9 here.

As it was my day off I thought one final treat and headed to the massage on Kim Ma in the evening, come past Ete on Giang van minh, have to turn rt onto Kim ma but turn back into town asap, there is a large massage sign on your right hand side (can't miss it) , you need to turn into a nice quiet and private alley. There are 2 options, I've tried both but prefer the first place as U-turn in as its cheaper. Ask for the VIP room for an hour (200, 000) as its large and they can't see you from the window in the door.

I now have a regular who after the first tme lots of GFE and finished me off with a BJJ and lots of anal play yest. You can finger / play with their tits under the clothes but they wear the shorts, my reg is now grinding her crotch and I wonder what will happen at the next sitting.

Big day out, am very keen to try the 381 Kim Ma but when I went past it looks dead with not even a light on, has anyone tried recently?

[Donnylad]

Apologies with the delay in thos report as the events took place just before Tet in early Feb. As I had been warned by an experienced member, I was not expecting much action here. As my hotel room was the only option as a venue for any action, I decided to just check out one location. As reported by someone recently, outside the entrance to the Hilton Opera was a location for freelancers. I visited on 2 separate nights. There are 2 entrances and I checked the areas around both to no avail. On the 2nd occasion there were 2 ladies on scooters nearby talking but soon headed off. There was a lane that leads away from one entrance that vehicles must drive down to exit from one of the entrances which had a couple of pool bars but were empty when I passed. I thought I noticed some unusually dressed ladies along the street my hotel was on in the old quarter (Hang Be) but must just have been ladies out due to Tet being so nearby. Also checked out the bars along the street but no sign of any ladies. The hotel (Rising Dragon at no. 55) was an excellent hotel and had arranged to be able to bring back ladies and it was a shame not to have been able to take advantage of that privilege.

DL

[Mr Enternational]

Pham Van Dong.

Just north of Hoa Binh Peace park, all the way to Ciputra. This street is the real crazy dirty side to mongering. Whenever you notice girls sitting or hanging outside small houses for no reason, understand that you are the reason. Some offer BJ and some FS. And keeps varying. Girls are usually 4s and less. BJ. 100k, FS. 250-300k. No tips. The last place that I would go to! But that's personal preference. I know guys who actually like this place for the its filthy feel.

Thanks DK. This was the absolute first place I wanted to go. This is my kind of mongering. But most of the time I monger in places like this I am able to speak the language. I can't even say hello in Vietnamese. And so the story goes:

I left my section of the city in a taxi at 1032pm. I showed the driver the paper where I had written Pham Van Dong, Hoa Binh, Ciputra. I told him that I was going there to find ladies. Well he fucked around and took me to a fancy hotel in the area called Hoa Binh. I told him noooo Park Hoa Binh. He made a U-turn. It was farther down right past the intersection where we turned to go to the hotel. When we were passing through the park I saw chicks on the sidewalk in between trees and carrying on. It appeared they were working but where were the houses? On the other side of the road before the beginning of the park there were a couple of women in front of houses. We continued down the street and right around the UPS building is where the action was. When it appeared we had passed them all I told him to pull over and let me out. The time was 1110 and the fare was 144K.

I walked back toward the action and when I arrived the girls were all over me, verbally telling me "boom boom" while at the same time using the elementary school sign language way of inserting the index finger of one hand into a circle made by the index finger and thumb of the other hand. They were also trying to pull me by the arm into their respective houses. There were some good prospects but for some reason my mind was on going back to the park to see what the deal was with the chicks between the trees. So I continued on the journey. Then I got caught behind two slow strolling teenage lovebirds who were walking the same way. When I made it to the trees there were no women at all. I know it wasn't my damn imagination. Maybe the chicks I saw there earlier were just waiting for the bus or something. I walked all that way for nothing.

So I crossed to the other side of the road and continued to the first girls I saw before the beginning of the park. A girl at the first house tried me but I kept walking. Then a girl who was my type at the second house pulled me in by the arm asking boom boom. I was trying to hold out then I said sure how much. She pulled out her own money and showed me 150K. I was trying to tell her that I will pay after but that was not going over well, so I gave her 100K. I was trying to tell her that I would give her the rest after boom boom but she didn't understand. Another lady came and showed me 20K. So I went ahead and forked over another 100K and got 70K change. I know it doesn't add up. The second lady kept all the money and off I went with my girl upstairs to what at first glance appeared to be a crack house.

It was actually clean upstairs though. She ushered me behind a sheet that they had partitioned off into a room and told me to take off my clothes and lie on the pallet. I did not take my clothes off. I kept trying to get her to take hers off for boom boom but she was refusing. I went back downstairs to look for the lady with the money. I could not find her but there was a guy there. He was looking at me like MF you aren't getting shit back. Soon the lady came back and somehow got the point across that what I paid is for BJ. So I went back upstairs with the girl and took my pants down and got on the pallet. She started doing an HJ. I motioned her to use her mouth. She said no. What the fuck.

I got up and pulled my clothes up. I did it slowly so the girl would go downstairs before me. Before going downstairs I went to where they keep their jumbo stash of baby wipes and stuffed them into my jeans. From now on the only dick that's going to get wiped down with these baby wipes is mine! If I'm going to get fucked out of my 130K I'm going to be able to at least say I got a little something for it. It wasn't 130K worth of baby wipes but dammit I felt better. I made a bee line out of there.

[Mr Enternational]

I was across from the lake starting the walk back to my hotel when a guy parked on a motorcycle called me over and asked if I wanted massage boom boom. I said hell yeah, how much? He said 800K. I told him fuck that noise jack. I have been in HCMC, Nha Trang, and Da Nang and have not payed anywhere near that. I told him the most I will pay is 400K. He told me to ride with him to the place just 1km away and I could see for myself. I'm game.

So we were riding and riding and I said man I thought you said this place was 1km away. He said no it is 3 km. We finally pull up at a massage place on Chau Long. I go in and ask to see the girls. I'm ushered upstairs. I see 2 girls lying on pallets on the floor in a large room. Past that room are massage rooms. I walk back to look and there is one other girl in a room with a customer (the doors had glass windows). I started fucking with the girl through the window but the guy who works there pulled me away.

One of the girls in the room was tall just like I like. I went back downstairs and started negotiations. The guy opened at 700K. I told him that I haven't paid more than 400K since I have been in Vietnam. He went down to 600K. I told him that I would come back later on and do it for 400K. I headed for the door. He shouted out okay okay 400. Again I told him that I would be back. I had the motorbike guy drop me at my hotel. On the way I asked him if he knew of other places and he said no. When he dropped me off he wanted 100K, but I told him he would have to settle for 40K.

I haven't really seen any variety while I have been here in Vietnam. Every working girl I have seen has been young and thin. Not really my cup of tea. The guys in the Bangkok thread who rave over young, thin women with white skin have been missing their calling. They should have been to this place long long ago.

[Stockholm358]

I spotted a blow and' go type of massage (tam quat) place on a road going around a lake called Thanh Cong. The Petro Vietnam HQ tower is near this lake so it's faily easy to find. Search for Thanh Cong on google map and you'll find the street.

Near an entrance to the park there are Internet cafes, small boutiques and cafes. In the middle of all these is a shady looking entrance to a blow and' go place. In evening times you can spot it particularly easy due to the red light hue.

Anyhow. I often see these fat VNse women sitting on a couch inside. I gathered courage and waltzed in thinking I'm going to be one of the first foreigners to go here.

In I went and was greeted lazily by two sleepy VNse middle-aged women sitting cozily under an electric blanket. They just pointed to a entrance behind them absently. I walked in and saw these 5 massage tables and 3 girls fully clothed taking their afternoon naps there. Upon entering I was faced by a 30 something Vietnamese lady (5 body. 7 face). I motion her to come to a massage table with me and in I went.

It was really cold inside the place and the lady was wearing really thick layer of clothing but kinda thin type of top so you could see her baby belly and saggy tits.

I prop myself on the table and she pulled down my pants without ceremonies. This continued with her wiping my dick with a wet cloth. Then she proceeded to give somewhat mechanical handjob as I engaged in some casual small talk in Vietnamese.

After a minute or so she gobbled up my dick and went through the typical motions. She allowed my hands to wander about her body but I did not feel a particular urge to do so. After shooting my load in her mouth she skipped away to spit it in a sink somewhere. AS I sat there recollecting myself she came back and wiped my dick clean again.

I smiled, she smiled. And I gave her 250. 000 and I just walked out.

It was faily clinical in a way but I kinda like dirty places like this. I don't think I was the first foreigner there but nobody spoke a word of English.

I'm always looking for a place where I'm greeted by anxious women looking forward to gobble on my dick but maybe Hanoi does not have that customer service level.

I know 20-30 places like this and I can write more about them but I think most localized mongers are somewhat familiar with these places. Good for instant release but I'm fairly young guy so I have not "picked up" a GF for later meetings in places like this.

My feeling in Hanoi is that these places are best because massage places I have had so many disappointments. I just like to go to go straight to business like this. .

Send me PM or comment if you guys are interested to know about these places more? There are tons.

[Stockholm358]

I have gone to this street for some dirty action a few times and found fast release. Highly recommended if you're into sleazy stuff LOL.

Anyway. The other day I drove by with my motorbike and approached a lady. I asked in my limited VNse for a blowjob. She gestured VND 250. 000 and I was like "Ok." It was around 14:00 in the afternoon.

In I went with my motorbike to this shady apartment door and heard the noises of a local Vietnamese guy porking a lady behind a thin curtain. I walked inside directed by the madam and sat on a filthy looking bed. She asked for the money and I hand it to her. After this, she jumped on the bed and took off her trousers and laid on her back motioning me to climb aboard.

I sat there dumbfounded pointing at my dick and my mouth asking for the promised blowjob. She just stare at me and say in Vietnamese for me to hurry up and do the deed. I make a fuss and she start to look pissed as well.

I lose all my mojo and put on my trousers and she starts screaming at me in Vietnamese. I don't understand a word the ***** is saying but just look at her with amusement. I was kinda ready to part with the VND 250 at this point so I just wanted to stress my disappointment to her. She looked smug and satisfied with the easy money.

Sometimes I do stupid shit like this and probably ruin mongering for other guys. I speak Vietnamese alright for a European and can hold my own in these situations.

Another time I went, I waltzed in with a really cute small countryside type of girl. She was not in a rush and we agreed on VND 150. 0000 for full service. It was awesome I tell you! She giggled and made me feel so nice about all of it. I gave her VND 220. 000 stressing that I really enjoyed her GFE approach. I like to thank girls who go an extra mile but I'm still looking for nice girls like this but they are quite rare in Hanoi for non-native mongers it seems.

I'll share stories later from 2010 to today when I have time. I hope to hear more about places and experiences in Hanoi!

Good luck mongering dudes!

[Towel]

It's been a long time since I wrote in that forum even through I live and monger in Ha Noi.

Since it's been such a long time, I am going to update some places that I've been in Hanoi.

They have some Tam Quat in Bach Dang or Nguyen Khoai street (Am not sure exactly what street between those two). I went to one of them and I found that 28 years who was fantastic! After service for the first time in that Tam Quat, I called her back the next day and we went to a Hotel together to have one of the best sex I got in my entire life! After that, We got so many aewsome nights together without having me to pay her and she Knew that it was purely for fun! I miss the sex with her!

I went also to some nha nghi Tam quat on my way to Hai Duong. This road to Hai Duong has many Massage places and cafe tam quat that You can try if you are bored of Hanoi but you need to have a motobike and willing to ride for at least 40 mins to 1 hour (Do it when you want to go to Hai Phong).

Beside that, I always go to my usual massage place (local one, not a fancy one in a hotel) in Ha Noi. The more often you go to a massage place, you'll be serviced well and have some other things that a Foreigner or vietnamese wouldn't get. It also help if you could speak vietnamese to a intermediate level!

Next time, I will try to monger more in Long bien district and give you some updates!

[DavePuppy]

To add a bit more detail about what happens in KTV. (Karaoke Television Television)

These places are vary varied but normally they are on a series of floors and have a number of different rooms of varying sizes. Each room has sofas and 1 TV set (or more depending on the room). There is a big book of songs and you choose the songs and sing to your hearts content. You choose music and order beer or food and it comes through and you sing. You can go to these places with your parents or wife and friend no problem and they will have no idea what is going on in the other rooms.

In each of these places is normally a load of hot (or not) chicks. If you come in with a load of expats or a load of western girls you will go into the room no problem and never see the girls. If you go into them with a group of locals they will speak to the papasan or mamasan and you'll get a line up of girls come into your room for you to choose. You all choose one girl to sit with you and the rest leave. Generally speaking again more variety comes in here. Some places will be like a roman orgy (naked chicks pouring beer all over each and guys getting sucked off in the room) others the girls will chat to you, hold you hand and pour you beer, sing for you but not a lot else. There is real variety which is why being with locals helps as they can select a place that they know will be in line with what the group wants.

Paying is per hour for the room (bigger rooms cost more) , whatever you order and then a tip for the girls. Bills can be extremely difficult to understand and I've heard of groups of expats who have managed to get girls in the room get his with monster bills. Don't let the girls order food as a rule.

Tips is a difficult area and again I'm always guided by locals. I imagine if just expats they try to hit you up for millions. For an hour with hugging and tit feel, some stroking of cock through jeans the locals I'm with give 200. For a couple of hours, sucking tits, maybe slipping a digit in, full on kissing action it is more like 500+. Pretty much all the girls are up for take-out later and cost depends massively on the chick.

(So if you are kind of person who wants the most action in the littlest time for the least price (B&G) then this is not for you.

These places are much more fun with locals as they can translate and get games going and in my experience Viets know how to party in KTV's way more than expats.

For a clearer vision go on one of the many famous porn aggregates e. G XXNX and put KTV in the search bar. You'll see some examples from Korea.

[Hotmail66]

Anyone want to have tea time tomorrow? Pm me your contact number.

[Richard Dawkins]

Staying at the Intercon and these are all pretty nearby. Is the area safe to walk around alone at night?

Yes, perfectly safe to walk around although common sense still needs to apply.

[Pita123]

Plenty of options around the Westlake area; Esalen, Indara, Moscow, Nutz and a few others.

Staying at the Intercon and these are all pretty nearby. Is the area safe to walk around alone at night?

[Sydney316]

It would be super helpful if fellow mongers could post real addresses, with actual street names, instead of just assuming we all know where such and such place is. I mean, I'm just sayin'. Saves hours of internet research for your fellow brothers!

OK, let me know if any of you locals would be up for a drink tonight or tomorrow. I'm only here until Saturday.

Cheers.

Hi,

To answer your queries :

- Karaokes are a waste of time, don't go there alone. If you have some local friends, you can ask them to take you to one, maybe then you will have good time.

- 28 Hang Chuoi is actually pretty good. The real price is 200k VND outside + 200k VND (tip to girl). They will name 30USD if they think it's your first time. Just go and give 200k and act like it ain't your first time. If they don't budge, try to leave. They will surely stop you. The good thing about this place is it is less hassles and the girl is a bit more cooperative than other places.

- Other massage places are 62 doc ngu. 26 doc ngu, and some places Darker Knight have mentioned are pretty good.

- JUst do a search of these places on this thread. Moscow, Oasis, etc. I don't remember exact addresses, so you might search and get. They are real.

- As for full service, Hanoi Hotel, Fortuna Hotel are the expensive places with 100 or 150 USD price, whereas To Ngoc Van and Duong Hong Ha are the cheap places (around 500k one shot)

Cheers

[Richard Dawkins]

Hi guys,

Long time no update?

It would be good if the elites like Darker Knight or Richard Dawkins post some update or tips.

Still lots of wet, willing pussy out there and more blowjob shops than you could get through hitting one a day for an entire year. If you go past somewhere that says Tam Quat anywhere on it's signage, head in and ask for "massage" and how much. I guarantee 99 time out of 100 you're going to leave a few ounces lighter for less than the cost of a Starbucks and pack of smokes from wherever you hail from.

[Fritobugger]

Wondering if any of you mongers living here would like to meet up for a drink and maybe do some exploring?

I'm intrigued by this place:

Local KTV at Nguyen Van Cu. These are right across the Chuong Duong bridge over the Red River. Lots of them but best to veture with locals. It can get pretty wild here with the girls dancing naked and almost an orgy there. Take them to an adjacent motel if you want for about 300k-500k ST. Total expense about 800k per person for a group of 5. With the right company, these can turn out to be some of the best times you've had in Hanoi.

What's a KTV?

What's the deal with these huge club-looking karaoke places that look suspiciously like they could be strip clubs? Or is it my dirty mind playing tricks on me. I've passed a few of them, with lovely friendly girls standing outside, and just wondered. What really goes on in there?

KTV is the huge karaoke places. The company driver confirms that some wild times are to be had in there but also confirms that a foreigner must be with locals.