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Hotel Yolaina. Near Pista Suburbana / Pista Portezuelo and Avenida Gabriel Cardenal / Carreteria Las Nubes,"semaforos de enitel Villa Fontana" 200 meters west. 50 meters north. 50 meters east. Rates: $40 a night. Pablo is the manager. He speaks perfect English, and is very helpful to mongers. He will take you to all the hot spots, and also will pick up, and drop off at the airport for $20. Is is a Very nice hotel in the South section close to Villa Fontana. Nice size pool, and breakfast included, plus Wi Fi, and hot water. Tel: 011 505 895 010 67, hotel number: 011 505 227 713 37. Email: pablou21@yahoo.com http://hotelyolaina.net/contactus.html

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First Time In Nicaragua.

Someone please give me alittle travel advise.

1. Where to stay that is comfortable and Chica friendly.

2. What's the going rate for a chick?

[Thomas NY]

First Time In Nicaragua.

Someone please give me alittle travel advise.

1. Where to stay that is comfortable and Chica friendly.

2. What's the going rate for a chick?

[Ready Ru]

If at all possible can someone suggest a time to spend breakdown for an eight day trip for the following cities MGA, SJDS, and Granada.

Thanks

I have never been to SJDS because I don't surf and I have the beach at home. My Nephew is a tour guild there now and sends me a lot of beautiful photos though. Granada is a nice place to visit for a day or so because of the architecure and culture. I have had many memorable moments around the park & on the lake. The putas come out at night and they are easy to find. The nightlife is somewhat dormant.

Managua is where I spend all my time nowdays. Theres an endless supply of 20yr old women. I've found that beyond an occasional romp at fenix or somewhere, I am always accompanied by a gorgeous set of hips & tits. The college girls just love to try to converse in English with me.

[John Gault]

Well zero days or less if possible for Granada unless you are 75 years old.

Half a day for San Juan del Sur unless you surf.

Half a day for San Juan del Sur Is generous at best.

As far as Granada, well if you like seeing many backpackers, missonarys, and 50 year old fat Gringas then you would be in heaven.

For me the best in Nicaragua is Managua, and Corn island.

[Grand Pollo]

If at all possible can someone suggest a time to spend breakdown for an eight day trip for the following cities MGA, SJDS, and Granada.

Thanks

Well zero days or less if possible for Granada unless you are 75 years old.

Half a day for San Juan del Sur unless you surf.

[Irakab]

If at all possible can someone suggest a time to spend breakdown for an eight day trip for the following cities MGA, SJDS, and Granada.

Thanks

[Dickhead]

First you stop for a tourist card and having purchased that

How much? And do you need this if you enter by land? Thanks!

[Ready Ru]

Thanks, John. The flights I am looking at aren't late at night, I think around 6 PM. Ballpark taxi fare if I decide to go that route?

Figure double, the airport taxi to one on the street.

[John Gault]

Thanks, John. The flights I am looking at aren't late at night, I think around 6 PM. Ballpark taxi fare if I decide to go that route?

I have paid around 200 cords. Way better than the airport sharks. As in any Latin American city you are always better to avoid food, taxi's or money changers at airports.

[Beberebozo]

Never done MGA but La Aurora in Guatemala City is fairly new and modern. It seems underutilized and if you get there early for a flight it can have an almost abandoned feel. There are plenty of taxistas and metro buses or rental cars are also airport options. There is a bank branch on the way to immigration to purchase quetzales if needed. First you stop for a tourist card and having purchased that proceed to customs. The usual crush of latin american families surround the exit ramp with public transport just past the throngs. I've always arrived mid-day to connect with bus transport to las afueras so I'm not sure what a late arrival might find.

[Dickhead]

Thanks, John. The flights I am looking at aren't late at night, I think around 6 PM. Ballpark taxi fare if I decide to go that route?

[John Gault]

Mongers: I am seeking information about the Guatemala City airport versus the Managua airport. I will be using miles so which one is cheaper to fly into does not matter. I seek info about cost of ground transportation and general pain in the assedness associated with these two airports. Ease of in and out, degree of rundownedness, this type of thing.

Thanks!

Never been to the Guatemala City airport, but the Managua airport is one of the best I been to in Latin America. Seems like a mostly new airport, and no hassle to get picked up if you are waiting for someone to meet you at the airport. Also I have never a problem with customs there. If you want to avoid the taxi's at the airport then it is a short walk to the street for a much cheaper ride into the heart of the city. Of course I would not walk to the street if it was a late night flight that brought you in.

[Grand Pollo]

Some advice, get the app. Then before you go out, start typing in some phrases and questions. If you want to bring the girl back with you, get the app to translate that then go to the club. I did this before going to Good Times. It worked as planned. Got the girl back to my place and used the wifi the whole night. Have fun.

Are you recommending to me to get an app and do all this loading nonsense?

I speak Spanish and have done for years which is what you need to be able to do in a country that speaks Spanish.

[Grand Pollo]

Does anyone have any tips for finding a girl to take from Managua to the coast for several days?

I speak very little spanish.

You cannot speak enough to find one, what do you think you will do in terms of chatting one up and then on the coast what would you do to communicate?

This is a country that no Spanish means not much progress in doing anything.

I guess anything is possible with a girl from a bar like Good Times or Fenix if you had an intermediary and a lot of money.

I always wonder about these sorts of posts. No language skills (I speak very little = none other than a few numbers, yes, no and please) and let's grab us a filly for a week or so and stare at each other or chat one word at a time on a translator or dictionary.

[Dickhead]

Mongers: I am seeking information about the Guatemala City airport versus the Managua airport. I will be using miles so which one is cheaper to fly into does not matter. I seek info about cost of ground transportation and general pain in the assedness associated with these two airports. Ease of in and out, degree of rundownedness, this type of thing.

Thanks!