FKK Artemis - Berlin

[Rocketboy0]

I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I still went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel all lost. I normally last 1-2 hours with the sex if I want but this time Shit did not know what happened I was all stressed out and freaked out.

This comment Fucking killed my day I don't know why but it did I had not even done something wrong to anybody or said something disrespectful. Anyway I went upstairs with the two girls we went in to the room and my mood was all gone we agreed for 1 hour session with everything included anal message lesbian Cum on Tits etc etc. When I was finished and paid 520 euro for both off them. I just wanted to leave the place

Well sorry you went through all this. But come on man, you broke just about every mongering and common sense rule in the book. You entered the whole thing nervous, you rushed into things, you repeated mistakes, threw money around like water, you were more than a willing victim, and and and. How to deal with the whole deal, for newbies, for veterans, how to carefully manage 3-somes etc has all been discussed ad nauseum if you RTFF.

At the end of the day, all of what you went through was the result of your choices. Learn and live. And for the rest of us, this is a cautionary tale to just take it slow the first time, get your bearings before boning, make sure you choose a nice girl with whom you can talk and have some chemistry, make sure your head is in a relaxed unstressed place (or just wait 1-2 hours, take a sauna, get a massage, a drink, talk with other mongers) , and ease into things with some low risk, simple experiments before rushing off into post doctoral research.

[DasBooty]

Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.

I was kind of nervous.

So this was my first visit to Artemis. And I think sadly my last one.

You should have gone a Friday or Saturday night because that's when the place is busy and you won't be pestered that much as they will have more guys to bother!

[XiaoApple]

Hey man,

I've read your experience, and felt pity for you. I must say in Chinese: What a 'TuHao' you are! Which means you are rich but not smart!

I have stayed there in 2 days, and had 6 sessions. Not too much, but quite enjoyed.

Artemis is not a places for fast food sex, it is a place for a whole day relax. Here you can see all kinds of girls naked, which was only in my dream before!

Since you guy are rich, you must have confidence, do not be shy, just say no if you don't like the girls. Donot care how they judge you, you are the king of Artemis.

My suggestion is to be polite to talk any girls you want. If the girl approached to you is not you like, just say no thank you directly. If the girl seems aggressive, donot be angry just leave her away, donot try to quarrel with her, as we are looking for fun there, keep good mood. To my experience, more than half girls are not bad. That's enough, isn't it?

If you feel boring in the lounge, come to cinema, sit down and watch, girls will one by one come to you. Choose the one you like have blow job in cinema. Good place to try. Excited!

Also try to communicate with other guests, many of them are funny and easygoing. Unlucky I have not met guys from my country, but I have good talk with others.

The food is not so bad, try it!

The best is that when you feel boring just leave and keep your keys in reception, you can come back for no pay again! Good rule for me!

Anyway I enjoyed a lot in two days and will come again!

Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.

I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I stil went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel al lost.

Anyway I took my shower and locked up my Shit. Went out for looking around and immediately two girls catches me and we started to talk, I told them I just arrived and want to look around but they insisted and wanted me to take them...

[Alezis]

Well guys I arrived to Artemis around 13:00 it was not so crowded but there was plenty of girls avaible.

I was kind of nervous and freaked out but I stil went inside first impression was that the place looks good but the older woman in the reception was really unpleasant and arrogant. Anyway I paid and was confused where to go. I even thought of leaving the place because I did feel al lost.

Anyway I took my shower and locked up my Shit. Went out for looking around and immediately two girls catches me and we started to talk, I told them I just arrived and want to look around but they insisted and wanted me to take them.

So like I said I was nervous and al freaked out and stupid as I am I agreed to follow them. I mean I had just arrived had been there for 5 minutes so it was not so smart by me. And it was my fantasy to have an threesome but I wanted to leave it to the last. Anyway we went up with this two beautiful girls. I don't remember their names sorry.

We agreed to 160 EUR for each of the girls. That included Lesbian and titjob with Cum on Tits. We started to Fucking and playing around and I told the girls don't put the condom on me before I get hard so keep playing but the girls did so anyway. After 10 minutes one of them told me to but My dick between her boobs and I did so and I did Cum after a wile. The sex was good and the girls was looking beautiful BUT they acted to fast it felt like they just wanted me to finish up so we could go out.

I normally last 1-2 hours with the sex if I want but this time Shit did not know what happened I was all stressed out and freaked out.

Later on the two girls showed me around and we talked a bit. I took an shower and left down where the sauna is. I tried to rest a bit but the girls was on me and telling me to come up take them in, that I am young that I should not rest etc etc.

This made me very angry because I told the girls nicely and with respect I was just in an need to relax a bit and that the day is long enough for all the girls. But stil the same one after another they was on me.

So I went to the locker room and sat there for an hour because I needed to rest a bit. How sad isn't that?

I left later on to the bar area on the same floor as the lockers. And again the girls just started atacking. And I said to them all again I'm not ready right now and would like to rest a bit, I told them kindly. But nopps one after another they came on. Then one girl approached me and we talked a bit and I did not feel she was my taste so when she asked if I want to go up I said no thank you. So she left away.

Then after 2 minutes the first girls I took when I arrived came to me and we talked for 20 minutes I wanted to take them in again, I had it already on my mind because I did not feel finished with them.

So when we was going to the rooms I passed some of the girls I had told no thank you to and then one of the girls that was sitting down said "let's see if you are a man or not" and I said oh well I am a man I promise you" then another girl screams out angry and said we don't care if you are a man or not we only care if you have money"

This comment Fucking killed my day I don't know why but it did I had not even done something wrong to anybody or said something disrespectful. Anyway I went upstairs with the two girls we went in to the room and my mood was al gone we agreed for 1 hour session with everything included anal message lesbian Cum on Tits etc etc. When I was finished and paid 520 euro for both off them. I just wanted to leave the place. Left for shower and took an taxi to the airport I took an early flight back home.

So this was my first visit to Artemis. And I think sadly my last one.

[Pharisaer]

Couple quick questions:

Couple of quick answers.

Ad 1. Don't worry about that. They have bathrobes up to XXXl-size. You'll get yours at the front desk.

Ad 2. Usually you're allowed to cum once in a half hour session. If there's plenty of time left, you may cuddle with her, get a massage, give a massage or just chat whit her while smoking a cigarette. It's the time you pay for.

Ad 3. You pay each girl after the session. You pay cash and cash only. There's an ATM at the entrance.

Enjoy your stay.

[Accidenti]

Accidenti: Thanks for your report.

Maybe it's Irina you're talking about?

Actually I heard as Inna but maybe you are right.

[Pharisaer]

Accidenti: Thanks for your report.

My first session was Inna from Rumania

Maybe it's Irina you're talking about?

[Kenny223]

Hi,

Wanting to try a FKK club while I'm in Berlin. From what I've read so far, this seems to be the best option as budget isn't so much of a problem.

Couple quick questions:

1. I'm a bigger guy. Is this much of an issue? Do they give you a robe to wear and are they quite roomy?

2. I usually blow pretty quickly first time round, usually during oral; does that count as a "session"? Or if there is plenty of time left, can I still have sex?

3. What's the deal with paying? Do you just ring up a tab with the girls and pay at the end? Or do you pay each girl after each session? Can you pay with credit card, or is there an atm in the lobby or something?

Sorry if theses questions have been asked, but I started reading through the thread and there's pages, and it's late, and I just arrived in Berlin.

Thanks in advance.

[Rocketboy0]

Yes, did that together with Viagra (the "famous" Brasilian girl from Atlantis) when I had fucked her asshole extensively. We were both sweating like crazy and we took a shower. She washed me, I washed her. Rubber her dry, went back to the room and fucked her ass again.HB

Truly, a heart-warming tale.

[Accidenti]

Hi all,

I was at the Berlin Tegel Airport on Saturday and my programmes changed so I can go back to Berlin again!

I hop on to a TXL BUS and nearly 5-6 min. Later (second station, name was Beusselstr.) came to S-Bahn and with S42 tram, I was at the Westkreuz Station.

Then it was really very short walk to the club, maybe 3-4 min.

After that, I entered the club and very surprised because there were maybe more then 100 guys inside! I have been at Artemis maybe 10 times but this is the first time which I have ever seen these customers at the same time. I heard from girls that there is a exhibition in Berlin and also Friday night was worst then Saturday.

But one better point is diversity of the line-up, guess all the girls know about exhibition and all of them were working at the club.

My first session was Inna from Rumania, I knew her but didn't meet before, she is brunette, long hair, huge tits and has a piercing on her lips. We have 30 min. Session and it was absolutely great, highly recomended!

Second was Nikita from Poland. She is brunette, huge tits, short cut hair. We tried upstairs, downstairs also outside but all the rooms were full at that time! But at the end, it was amazing so highly recommended again!

[I Cumngo]

A report as promised on my hand full. Arrived Saturday about one in the afternoon and quickly got acclimated to what has to be the most unique place on the planet if one was born with a dick. First up was an Iranian by the name of Aamere. Great look to her, tall with factory original breasts and an ass that held well to a tall frame.

The blow job started rushed, as it turns out all girls tended to do I found out, then she saddled up and and away she went.

I commented that she had a nice ass and a second later she trying to work it in there. I shift back saying no thanks and she was put off a little. Thought about it for a second just to even the score for 444 days of hostage taking but decided to leave the past in the past. Took her doggy to finish for an Ok first round.

Took a short break and then a dynamite very petite black girl with exotic eyes hooked me. She said she was part Mozambique and German. Small firm breasts and an ass that was to be the finest of the fine witnessed in my 12 hour stay. Her skin was beyond smooth and deep caramel and she had an air of confidence that I thought was well beyond her years. Up and at it we went. I had to go down on her and most everything was in miniature. Owning one myself, I looked, but could hardly locate her balloon knot. I asked for reverse cow girl and up and on she went. I commented on what a spectacular ass she had and surprisingly she offered it to me. I just could not figure out how the geometry could possibly work and wanting no lasting damage to what was proof there is a God, I passed. She dismounted and I finished doggy with my hands eclipsing the firmest ass I hope to ever grasp.

Now I realized I had to pace myself and so took up residence on a bar stool offering me a front row seat to the pageantry of Artemis Main Street. For those English speaking gents looking to visit here I found not a problem. Be kind to the ladies and they will return it with grace. It was like watching the Noah's Ark of poon parade by. I met at least two of most every nationality but the Polish. The Polish were on my to do list given a good nod somewhere in the forum but I met only one, Caroline, which was to be my unicorn.

She disappeared as most unicorns do so for treat number three I chose a darling little Moldavian who went by Alexandria. A tight little body with a wickedly firm ass and a great attitude. She was the first girl I actually got to talking to as my middle aged willie was not quite up to the task. She had one year left to get her councilor degree and had been working to buy a house back home. I felt she was genuine and her vibe was sincere so we just enjoyed her body for the time. On the way down the stairs I sang here praises so that the circle of men at the bottom would give her some business later.

I will break the report here and continue later to cover rounds for and five.

[Hessen Bub]

There is a small men`s restroom with shower upstairs amongst the rooms-you could ask a girl to go in there with you and soap up.

Yes, did that together with Viagra (the "famous" Brasilian girl from Atlantis) when I had fucked her asshole extensively. We were both sweating like crazy and we took a shower. She washed me, I washed her. Rubber her dry, went back to the room and fucked her ass again.

HB

[Kimino]

Planning to visit for the first time, as have some business in Berlin.

Looking at hotels, planning to stay here;

Kempinski Hotel Bristol Berlin.

Kurfuerstendamm 27, Berlin.

Is it a good location with regards to both the city centre and Artemis?

Cheers!

Yep. It's a nice, elegant, hotel in a nice area. There's allways taxis just in front of the hotel entrance. It should be around 10euro to reach Artemis but if you like walking you can reach the place in about 20mins. Did that a bunch of times. You can also go there by public transport, obviously. Depending where in the centre you must go, it should take you 20/25 mins with subway.

Kimino

[StarletVoyager]

Try energie hotel charlottenburg. 3 stars, great price and location for artemis.

[Rocketboy0]

Note: It's not a private facility, but Mr. RB is right: Most of mongers do not know and / or visit that place.

Of course, now they do. Oh the perils of posting and reading the Forum. Anyway, you can also live out one of Lewis Black's fantasies, The Personal Ball Washer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T8Gxk7vbec